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I’ve never met Jonah Goldberg, the conservative writer for the National Review and the LA Times. I rarely highlight his work, and in those rare instances in which he mentions mine, he dismissively refers to me as “this guy.” We’re not, in other words, close, and I’ve never been the target of one of his unpleasant diatribes.

There is, however, something of a parlor game surrounding Goldberg, in which we, the progressive audience, take a degree of delight mocking him for his odd, often incoherent, political commentary. I’ve reveled in the parlor game myself, from time to time. This game intensified, of course, once people learned that he was hard at work on a book called, “Liberal Fascism,” featuring a smiley face with a Hitler mustache.

After years of anticipation, the book is now on bookstore shelves. Salon’s Alex Koppelman chatted with Goldberg about the book and the worldview that shaped it, and published the interview today. It’s a fascinating read, which is difficult to excerpt, but there were a few exchanges of note. This is probably the most important:

AK: Related to your definition, at least as I read the book, was something that’s been controversial about it. Especially because of one of the earlier iterations of the subtitle, [“Liberal Fascism: The Totalitarian Temptation From Hegel to Whole Foods”] there’s a perception that your argument comes down to things like both Nazis and liberals being proponents of organic food. Is that how it works? Because the Nazis liked dogs and I like dogs, I’m a Nazi?

JG: No, no. I mean, I try to reject that kind of thing … I don’t believe that liberals are Nazis; I believe that if Nazism came to the United States it is entirely possible that liberals would be at the forefront of the battle to stop it. So would conservatives. I’m not trying to do any argument ad Hitlerum in this book.

But what I am trying to do, at least in the chapter that you’re talking about, is show how — [take] Robert Proctor, who wrote an award-winning, widely esteemed book called “The Nazi War on Cancer.” He points out that this organic food movement, the whole-grain bread operation, the war on cancer, the war on smoking, that these things were as fascist as death camps and yellow stars. They were as central to the ideology of Nazism as the extermination of the Jews. Now, that is not the same thing. And I want to be really clear about this: That is not the same thing as saying that banning smoking is as morally disgusting and reprehensible as trying to wipe out the Jewish people. You can say that something is as much part and parcel of an ideology and not say that it is as evil.

I read this a few times, trying to better understand the point Goldberg hoped to make. I’m afraid I’m at a bit of a loss.

Ezra, who has been the target of Goldberg’s unpleasant diatribes, responded:

But then, what’s the relevance of it? That’s the incoherence that bedevils the whole book. Jonah protests that his repeated efforts to use benign political ideas to draw connections between reprehensible political movements and the contemporary American left are not an effort to create equivalence, or even say anything at all. If that’s true, however, most of the book is pointless, largely a collection of odd trivia about various totalitarian movements. If it’s false, then the book is misleading, mean-spirited, and filled with pretty reprehensible slurs; a manipulative series of attempts to create the impression that liberalism is like fascism by redefining fascism to include liberalism, and leave the reader with a sense of equivalence that the author can then deny. By making the definition a bit less odious — “The autobahn was fascistic,” says Jonah, “that doesn’t mean that we should ban highways.” — Goldberg seeks plausible deniability for what the book actually does, which is smear his political opponents with the most vicious analogies available in our discourse. Or he can argue that it really does nothing at all.

Indeed, that’s the recurring problem with the interview, and presumably, the book.

Also, consider this gem.

AK: You write, “[Liberalism] is definitely totalitarian — or ‘holistic,’ if you prefer — in that liberalism today sees no realm of human life that is beyond political significance, from what you eat to what you smoke to what you say. Sex is political. Food is political. Sports, entertainment, your inner motives and outer appearance, all have political salience for liberal fascists.”

Couldn’t that just as easily be said of the American right? You’ve got, certainly, conservatives judging entertainment from political perspectives; I remember discussion on [National Review group blog] the Corner of the 2006 Steelers-Seahawks Super Bowl through a political lens. There were “Freedom Fries” and boycotts of French food and wine. And, I mean, your wife worked for [former Attorney General] John Ashcroft, so you know that on the right, sex can certainly be political.

JG: I will first stipulate right upfront that I agree with you that there are lots of places on the right where this is so, and I don’t like that stuff either … That said, I don’t think that the equation between liberalism and conservatism goes as far as you would like to take it. You know, you have environmental groups giving out kits and instructions about how to have environmentally conscious sex. You don’t have conservative groups talking about what kind of condoms you should use or what positions you can be in. That kind of thing doesn’t really go on.

I’m tempted to highlight how very foolish this is, but why bother? It’s probably sufficient to let Goldberg’s comments stand on their own.

This was also striking:

JG: [Mussolini] said a lot of stuff. He was sort of a buffoon in that sense; he was constantly changing his definitions of fascism and talking out of one side of the mouth, then out of the other side of his mouth, largely because of the sort of pragmatic idea he had about politics. But in terms of the policies he implemented and where he came to, once again, at the end of his life, he always clung to the policies that were associated with the left side of the political spectrum.

One wonders if Goldberg appreciates the irony.

Just selling a book I see.

They are a clueless and annoying bunch.

  • The folks at http://www.sadlyno.com/ have been having all sorts of fun at Jonahs expense. Ok, so has everyone who has read their excerpts of the book. I strongly encourage anyone interested to go over and delve within their smackdown. (With actual excerpts and cheeto dust!)

  • Steve, Give it up man. Your just gonna give yourself a headache. This guy had to have been dropped on his head as an infant.

  • I can see what Goldberg is saying, although it is bullshit. He’s saying that the liberals (the people who keep advancing the cause of human rights) are very intolerant of the people like him, who see certain liberal concepts as a sliding towards Gomorrah. The wingnuts feel persecuted when the liberals won’t let them do as they please, by restricting their natural inclinations about discriminating, polluting, stealing, starting wars, etc. Not only do liberals reduce their freedom, they tax them to pay for services for the people they hate. And so those liberals, who are so constricting, have to be called fascists, because fascists were control freaks who stomped on everyone’s freedom. The fact that the worst fascists stomped on gay people and Jews and supported evil corporations just like Goldberg’s buddies do, that apparently doesn’t factor into his thinking, because he needed a bogeyman to hate and he probably doesn’t want to see the one in the mirror.

    Goldberg might even realize all of this, but if he wants to sell any more books to stupid wingnuts he can’t come out and admit that.

  • And what’s Goldberg’s opinion of anyone who can’t ignore his nazi happy face on the cover? “…and you’re not really a serious person.” Ah the serious people.

  • I read this a few times, trying to better understand the point Goldberg hoped to make. I’m afraid I’m at a bit of a loss.

    I think I understand what he is trying to say here which is that the organic food movement was central to the project of nazism. That it was part of how the ideology constructed its vision of humanity. The organic food movement is also a crucial part of liberalism. We (liberals/progressives) are apparently all controlled by a centralized commission on dietary rules and are somehow imposing those requirements on the rest of society with our massive industry control and military coercion.

    This is, of course, the sort of comment that demonstrates that JG has little to no understanding of nazism, facism, liberalism, basic history, organic foods, vegetarianism or of how ideologies are constructed in general but what can one say after all? This is what things have come to. We are all wasting valuable time and energy arguing with amounts to a kind of third grade mentality. Incredible when one thinks about it really.

  • “We (liberals/progressives) are apparently all controlled by a centralized commission on dietary rules and are somehow imposing those requirements on the rest of society with our massive industry control and military coercion.”

    So, then, how does the organic food movement differ from the genetically modified food movement, other than the organic folks don’t have the full force and backing of the government behind it? I am so confused.

  • From the review on Amazon:

    …Many fascist tenets were espoused by American progressives like John Dewey and Woodrow Wilson, and FDR incorporated fascist policies in the New Deal…

    I had no idea FDR was a fascist. I guess when he declared war on the axis, it was because they weren’t being fascist enough.

  • Goldberg is just like O’Reilly and Malkin and Limbaugh and so many others. They are raging narcissists whose lives are dedicated to seeking external evidence of their value. The fact that they make no sense, have no integrity, etc. entirely misses the point with these people.

    The interview with Koppelman was not about standing behind the “arguments” in his ridiculous new book, but to get just to get an interview and all the attention that goes with it.

  • I think I get it.

    Goldberg is a troll with a book deal.

    Come on, what do trolls do online? Piss off one segment of the population for the amusement of another segment, regardless of facts, regardless of coherence, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT THE TROLL ACTUALLY AGREES WITH WHAT HE/SHE IS WRITING AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. And it’s done just so people can argue that the troll is full of crap. And the troll doesn’t care. To be talked about is to be relevant, even if what people are saying is that you’re an a-hole.

    It’s an old fart’s attempt to be shocking for the sake of being shocking.

    Will it sell?

    There are people who want to hear and believe what Goldberg is saying even of Goldberg himself does not. It could be like the Dave Chappelle sketch about the successful author of white supremacist books who turned out to be a reclusive blind black guy who didn’t know he was black and had never shown his face in public. Even after his idenitity was exposed to his fan base, they didn’t care too much, since they liked what the guy had to say so much. Enough of those types by Goldberg’s book, he can still laugh all the way to the bank, and who cares if you’re loathed as long as you’re rich, right?

  • I swallowed my disgust to read that Salon interview, but then this came along:

    He points out that this organic food movement, the whole-grain bread operation, the war on cancer, the war on smoking, that these things were as fascist as death camps and yellow stars.

    Sorry, no matter the disclaimers after that, at that point I just thought to myself, “I want my time back.” Know thy enemy is one thing. Waste your time on an imbecile is another.

  • It would really take someone who could say he wasn’t making an argument ad Hitlerum when there is a friggin’ HITLER SMILEY FACE on the cover of his book, to make some of the arguments in these quotes. And by ‘arguments’, I mean ‘nonsensical self-canceling assertions that simultaneously betray one’s ignorance of history, political science, economics, and the English language, having no semantic weight beyond that of “nah-nah-boo-boo”‘.

    For example, I believe the Bush administration has been quite clear about what condoms teenagers should use (none) and what positions gays can be in. And it was only during the Bush administration that the federal government’s USDA got involved in organic food, previously a very decentralized movement. Does Goldberg actually live on this planet, or does he just read about it?

    It astonishes me that anyone thinks this guy can think, much less write.

  • When Europe was exploding into war in the 1930s FDR did what he could to prepare for the inevitable inclusion of this country, yet the republicans did what they could to stop him, opting for neutrality. They referred to WWII as “Roosevelt’s War”.

  • It’s like he and his abomination of a mother are having a lifelong “banality of evil” contest.

    Seriously, I don’t have anything to add to what Ezra Klein wrote. While Goldberg is indulging in “thought exercises,” which is what this utter waste of time, money and effort seems to amount to, and since he’s intrigued by Nazis, he might as well just try to construct a justification for Hitler’s bunker manifesto that claimed the Jews started WWII and all he ever wanted was peace.

    …and since Jews tend to vote liberal… did someone say SEQUEL?!?

  • I am thinking of writing Doughy an e-mail. Here is what I have so far. Feel free to give me feedback.

    (BTW, I am SERIOUS about sending him this note):

    Doughy:

    Please understand, it is not that we do not want to take you seriously. It is that we CANNOT take you seriously.

    First, your entire career is built not off of your own talent, but because you are the Spawn of Lucianne. What never ceases to amaze many of us on the Left is the high regard for meritocracy on the Right in everything except your own careers (you, JPod, Billy Kristol, the Kagens, etc.). I have a feeling that without your mother, you would be a Comic-Book Guy from the Simpsons. Nothing wrong with that, but then I would not see your vomit syndicated in my newspaper.

    Second, to cite one example of how little you actually know, you continue to make statements you cannot actually back up with funny things called “facts.” For example, I am a liberal who is also a practicing Christian. I do not practice the “religion” of Liberalism. Did you realize this was possible, or are you just trying to be as insulting as you possibly can? Either way, it shows such poor discernment and judgment on your part that you appear to many of us as nothing but a horrible joke. That you are taken seriously by anyone who is not your mother does not speak well for the state of discourse in this country.

    So, accept Tom Wolfe’s accolades. The rest of us will keep on insulting you as the know-nothing, braying ass you have demonstrated yourself to be. We certainly will not be dialoging with you about your “discovery.”

  • Godwin’s Law:

    “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”

    Goldberg was just trying to speed things along to their inevitable conclusion.

  • Jonah’s point is perfectly clear, asking someone to smoke outside is just like putting them in the gas chamber; and two same sex people walking together in public is fascists sticking the gay agenda in his face. This leads to the inevitable nightmare scenario: “that SUV is killing our earth, you’ll have to give it up”…when fascists rule the earth and try to save it. This is the complete coming around of the old saying “if it feels good, do it” – used to be the hippies, now it’s “conservatives”: if it feels good and you try and stop me, your’re a fascist!

    Jonah is just the little boy graduate of the Ann Coulter school of ridiculous assumptions, irrational conclusions and pandering through a smile.

  • I am of the school of thought that sees Hitler’s ideology filled with whim and caprice – violent and destructive whim and caprice, as Hitler considered himself the state. So goes Hitler’s moods, so goes cruelty and malice toward Hitler’s perceived enemies. I mayby missing something, but after reading your post, CB, I discerned a connection between Jonah’s whimsical argument and the whim and caprice of say one Mr. Hitler! -Kevo

  • Wow, #6 in books on Amazon. I have become more and more convinced that we deserve the dramatic national decline the US is currently experiencing. This is what happens when you leave Republicans in the Presidency for the better part of 40 years: you slowly cease to be a world-class power. It’s sad that they have deemphasized education in this country to such a degree that Goldberg’s drivel is extremely popular among the few people who still buy books.

  • From Ballon Juice:

    The Goldberg Principle:

    You can prove any thesis to be true if you make up your own definitions of words.

  • Just to help Jonah out — Nazis had noses and so do liberals! Major score! This silly little game is too easy to play and equally pointless. Jonah’s full frontal assault on logic only proves that the mind is a terrible thing to waste but conservatives like to scream “you can’t make me not waste my mind!”

  • I followed the Amazon link and read some of the comments there… It’s amazing how some right wing nuts are viciously name calling any ‘reality based’ community member who actually tries to set the facts straight.

    It is unbelievable what this country has come to, when there are even illiterate people posting comments on Amazon, claiming that the liberals posting there are proving Jonah’s points…. Incredible and scary at the same time…

  • He’s right about Conservatives not telling you what kind of condoms to wear. No condoms at all don’t have a brand.

  • It’s like the ENTIRE PREMISE of the book, even as Goldberg admits, is “Modern Liberals are Fascists. Not really. (But they’re like them. Not really…)

    I love that this is a modern leading thinker of the Right.

  • Jonah actually made one accurate point: I believe that if Nazism came to the United States it is entirely possible that liberals would be at the forefront of the battle to stop it. So would conservatives…”

    What Jonah doesn’t realize is that it’s his bunch who the liberals and the real conservatives would be battling.

    It is nice of Jonah to go out of his way and prove (as has been proven before by his intellectual broderbund in Israel, the Kahane Kach movement and Likud) that a Jew can indeed by a Nazi.

  • “‘The autobahn was fascistic,’ says Jonah,”

    Well, who doesn’t use authoritarian adjectives in their everyday conversations?

    “Wow, this sauerbratten and spatzle is absolutely Nazilicious!”

    “Have you tried the new Miata MX-5?”
    “No, but I hear the handling is just Tojotastic!”

    “You don’t have conservative groups talking about what kind of condoms you should use or what positions you can be in. That kind of thing doesn’t really go on.”

    That’s, Jonah. Now I have to go stare at a floolight, and hopefully burn out the image you just put into my head.

  • Hitler had a strong military. The GOP advocates a strong military. Hitler built freeways, Eisenhower built freeways. Hey, I could write a book too!

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