Romney’s oppo memo leaks

The season has not been kind to confidential, internal campaign memos for Republican presidential candidates. Last month, Rudy Giuliani’s 140-page playbook was leaked to some New York reporters. This month, the oppo memo Mitt Romney’s campaign team put together on its own candidate landed at the Boston Globe.

Here are some views of Mitt Romney causing concern inside his campaign: His hair looks too perfect, he’s not a tough war time leader, and he has earned a reputation as “Slick Dancing Mitt” or “Flip-Flop Mitt.”

Romney and his advisers have identified those perceptions as threats to his bid for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination, according to an exhaustive internal campaign document obtained by the Globe.

The 77-slide PowerPoint presentation offers a revealing look at Romney’s pursuit of the White House, outlining a plan for branding himself, framing his competitors, and allaying voter concerns about his record, his Mormon faith, and his shifts on key issues like abortion.

The strategic blueprint, drafted in part by Romney strategist Alex Castellanos and dated Dec. 11, acknowledges that the “electorate is not where it needs to be for us to succeed.” At least they’re somewhat in touch with reality.

In all, Giuliani’s leak was far more damaging, and included more embarrassing revelations, but the entertaining part of the Romney leak was the document’s list of “bogeymen” the candidate would target for criticism over the course of the campaign. It includes, of all things, Massachusetts.

The plan, for instance, indicates that Romney will define himself in part by focusing on and highlighting enemies and adversaries, such common political targets as “jihadism,” the “Washington establishment,” and taxes, but also Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, “European-style socialism,” and, specifically, France. Even Massachusetts, where Romney has lived for almost 40 years, is listed as one of those “bogeymen,” alongside liberalism and Hollywood values.

Now, far be it for me to offer a GOP hopeful strategic advice, but in the history of presidential politics, I don’t think there’s ever been a candidate who ran on a platform bashing his own state. How’s that pitch going to work, exactly? “You know what’s wrong with America? The state I was proud to serve for one term as governor.” Yeah, that ought to go over well.

The campaign also seems to have a preoccupation with France.

Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to “drag America down to Europe’s standards,” adding: “That’s where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France.” The plan even envisions “First, not France” bumper stickers.

First, not France“? That’s the anti-Hillary slogan Romney has in mind?

I’ve heard of lowest-common-denominator politics, but this is just sad.

Satan is French. I hope Romney begins an arms buildup with an increase in tall-masted ships to control the seas.

  • Ah the internationl symbol for foriegn policy incompetence: “I Hate France”! Honestly, I can only hope Romney has a better plan thatn this. Is it possible he leaked this himself to lower teh bar (ala King George II)?

    Are we headed for a later day GOP priomary debate where Romney lists off three world leaders and is lauded in the media for having come along way from “only” hating France?

    Let’s look at the opening stanza of Le Marseilles quickly:

    Arise children of the fatherland
    The day of glory has arrived
    Against us tyranny’s
    Bloody standard is raised
    Listen to the sound in the fields
    The howling of these fearsome soldiers
    They are coming into our midst
    To cut the throats of your sons and consorts

    If the GOP hadn’t fired all the French Speaking Republicans (they were obviously gay, they spoke French) they might realize that they could use this kind of nationalistic rhetoric! Arise children of the fatherland? Please Michelle Malkin would need a change of pants after reading that line!

    I think Tom Tancredo has the chorus tatooed on his left Right butt-cheek:

    To arms, citizens,
    Form in battalions,
    March, march!
    Let impure blood
    Water our furrows!

    Makes you want to goose-step don’t it?

  • Heh…

    Like every Republican in the race, Romney faces the delicate task of how to talk about President Bush, whom the country gives low job-approval ratings .

    But the plan lists two ways Romney can set himself apart from Bush. The first says, simply, “Intelligence.”

    Vote for me, I’m so smart I supported the dumbest president ever.

  • Enmity toward France, where Romney did his Mormon mission during college, is a recurring theme of the document. The European Union, it says at one point, wants to “drag America down to Europe’s standards,” adding: “That’s where Hillary and Dems would take us. Hillary = France.” The plan even envisions “First, not France” bumper stickers.

    Ever heard of the Manchurian Candidate? The way I hear it, Romney is the Parisian Candidate. According to secret intelligence gathered in Iraq, Romney was really raised in the 7eme arrondissement, where he learned to eat French Fries and French Bread. Ever wonder where he got that name? You think “Mitt” might just be short for his code name, “Mitterand”?

  • I loved the Mitterand Romney concept until I realized that it would go whooshing over the heads of Middle Americans, whose familiarity with things French ends with the fries.

  • Ooh, best closing line ever:

    the plan lists two ways Romney can set himself apart from Bush. The first says, simply, “Intelligence.”

  • I’ve got a theory about Jeb’s support for Romney. Romney is the most likely to leave the race early. Jeb picks up the pieces when h announces.

  • The European Union, it says at one point, wants to “drag America down to Europe’s standards,”

    In almost every worldwide ranking the Europeans are either equal to or ahead of the US – exactly what standards are they talking about?

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