Rumsfeld to war skeptics: ‘Back off!’

I suppose it’s possible for a Defense Secretary to come up with a worse response to questions about a disastrous war, I’m just not sure what it would be.

With his chorus of critics expanding deeper into Republican ranks, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld told detractors yesterday to pull back as U.S. and Iraqi officials grapple with the uncertainties of laying out [tag]Iraq[/tag]’s course.

“You ought to just back off, take a look at it, relax, understand that it’s [tag]complicated[/tag], it’s difficult,” Rumsfeld said, appearing unusually combative as he sparred with reporters at the Pentagon. “Honorable people are working on these things together,” he said.

That’s persuasive, isn’t it? The fiasco in Iraq is “complicated,” so those of us worried about the future of the war and the lives of U.S. troops should just “back off” and “relax.” Rumsfeld, obviously, has it all covered. He’s done such a bang-up job thus far — what could possibly go wrong? He’s clearly proven himself to be reliable and credible, right?

Better yet, Rumsfeld also told reporters yesterday that when it comes to Iraq, Americans should “just sit back and enjoy the democracy that’s there.” Yes, he really said that.

The issue that set Rumsfeld off yesterday was Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki’s pronouncement that he doesn’t care for the Bush administration’s new talk about benchmarks and timetables. In a nationally televised news conference, Maliki said, “I affirm that this government represents the will of the people and no one has the right to impose a timetable on it…. The Americans have the right to review their policies, but we do not believe in a timetable, and no one will impose one on us.”

Rumsfeld was trying to explain that when Bush talks about implementing timetables, and Maliki talks about rejecting timetables, they’re actually saying the same thing. It wasn’t an easy sell — in large part because Rumsfeld’s argument is absurd — and led a frustrated Defense Secretary to wave off the entire issue as “complicated.”

He might as well have said, “Don’t bother me now; I’m still working on new ways to lie to everyone.”

No wonder Republicans are abandoning him in droves.

Justin Rood has been assembling a list of Republican office-holders or candidates who are publicly saying Rumsfeld has to go.

In a televised debate last night, Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) said Rumsfeld should be gone by now. “Secretary Rumsfeld offered his resignation on two separate occasions to the president of the United States,” Snowe said, according to her campaign office. “The president refused. If I had been in his place I would have accepted it.”

And in Kentucky, Rep. Anne Northup (R) told the Louisville Courier-Journal yesterday, “I don’t want to depend on the same team, meaning Rumsfeld.”

The two join incumbent Ohio Sen. Mike DeWine (R), Washington Senate hopeful Mike McGavick (R), New Jersey Senate hopeful Tom Kean, Jr. (R), Rep. Pat Tiberi (R-OH), and Rep. JoAnn Davis (R-VA), who have already said Rumsfeld should step down.

Moreover, there’s also Rep. Christopher Shays (R-Conn.), Hawaii Senate hopeful Cynthia Thielen (R), and Rep. Frank LoBiondo (R-N.J.).

Maybe [tag]Rumsfeld[/tag] should just tell them to “[tag]relax[/tag]” and “sit back and enjoy the democracy that’s there.” That ought to work.

Rumsfeld is really sounding like an idiot. He’s point is that he’s the adult and we are all children? Please!

I would just point out that Snowe did not actually call for Rumsfeld’s resignation. She just differed with Boy George II about whether he should have accepted it when it was offered (twice). Let the Senator stand up and say now that Rumsfeld should resign, and the sooner the better.

  • It’s absolutely laughable that Rummy would tell people to “back off.” What’s he gonna do—park an Abrams in somebody’s front yard? There’s a pretty picture—an incompetent, bitter old man, rolling down the block in a Panzer….

  • I think we all understood that it was complicated 4 years ago and that is why we opposed it. Now all of a sudden the Bushies have found complexity and nuance? Rummy, my dear man, you cannot truely believe that anyone takes you seriously anymore. “Relax, honorable people are working on it?” Here is a tip for you, never trust a man who says trust me.

    What a buffoon.

    LOOK OVER THERE!!!!! THE DOW IS OVER 12,000! LOOK A BUNNY! AHHH LOOKOUT! TERROR!!!!!

  • Reminds me of that Clayton Williams (R) quote re rape and if it is inevitable just relax and enjoy it. Rumsfeld: “Hey all you taxpayers and soldiers’ families out there, it’s inevitable,you’re getting screwed, so just relax and enjoy.”

  • Who are the honorable people on our side? – If he’s referring to the Bush administration, then I see only scoundrels, liars, fools, and incompetents.

  • Bunnies are so cute, with their little ears, and their little nose, and their little whiskers……excuse me, sir, could you take that out of my ass please?

  • It has been clear since the beginnning that Americans have no right to know about or question anything that goes on in this administration. This is government of the people, but certainly not by the people.

  • Those pesky reporters!!! How dare they question Rumsfeld! I mean really the utter gall!

    Can I just say how much I despise these guys and how much I don’t appreciate how resentful they are to legitimate questions from the public and the press. When will the rest of America (i.e. those that still support the administration) realize how much the administration disrespects the general public.

  • We lost this war the day George Bush started it, and the only reason it continues is because of his overweening pride. I think that someone in the press should ask him how many American and Iraqi lives he’s willing to sacrifice in order to build the nation of Iraq. How many, Mr. Bush, how many?

  • Rumsfeld’s comments sound as idiotic as Bush’s when, in a televised debate with Senator Kerry, Bush remarked, “I mean…it’s hard work! Being President is hard!”.

    Doh!

  • From the DOD transcript:

    Q Are the people of Baghdad safer than they were six months ago?
    A. (No audible response.)

  • I wish one of the reporters would have asked, “You say honorable people are working on this. Would you identify which ones they are?” Of course, too snarky but so deserved.

  • LOOK A BUNNY!

    The sad thing is that the Ohio GOP actually used this tactic yesterday by photoshopping bunny ears onto Al Franken’s head (not to mention the adult diapers and stuffed bear). Satire is dead, there is nothing so ridiculous that the Republican party won’t try it.

  • pacato (#11), i’d change your question just a little:

    How many American lives are you willing to sacrifice to avoid admitting you were wrong? How many, Mr. Bush, how many?

  • I think your question would work just as well, Zeitgeist. I’d also like to ask him, since we are in a generational ideological struggle with our very way of life on the line, if he is encouraging his daughters to join the infantry. I doubt very much if he he’s broached the subject with them.

  • Things must be pretty bad to resort to the Yosemite Sam defense. I’m surprised he didn’t say “Sufferin’ succotash!” to boot.

    Al Maliki busted Rummy’s ass. Rummy was going to claim benchmarks and timetables and other forms of progress, but al Maliki told the White House to back off on its demands. I always thought the WH’s solution to everything “we need to put presure on the Iraqi government” as a weak excuse for not being able to solve anything in Iraq themselves.

    What’s happening in Iraq is a sign of Bush’s impotence. He hasn’t had to work with anyone until now, and now he has some freakin’ Iraqi telling him things will get done in its own sweet time. I get the feeling what Rumy told the press is what the al Maliki gov’t told the White House.

    Bubba – creepy parallel, but you’re on to something.

  • What about the soldiers who are also calling for withdrawal, aren’t we supposed to be supporting them? It’s kinda hard to sit back and enjoy the democracy when you’re getting blow’d up.

  • Color me unimpressed the Republicans are now calling for Rumsfeld’s ouster. They wouldn’t be doing so if their collective nuts weren’t caught in the election wringer.

    Should the Republicans hold on to either the House or Senate, they’ll quickly fall back in line, and we’ll be back to “stay the course.”

  • “just sit back and enjoy the democracy that’s there.”

    Yeah, democracy. One man, one bullet. Real enjoyable you sick muthafucka.

    This sounds an awful lot like “You go to war with the Army you have.” After that fiasco you’d think he’d avoid more statements of the “Whaaat? You want, MORE?!” variety. Of course, this Admin has zero ability to learn from past blunders. Oh that’s right, they don’t make mistakes. Other people just don’t understand their big master plan to make the world perfect forever.

  • I love this line: “Honorable people are working on these things together,”

    They are indeed. But they unfortunately keep getting overridden and ignored and otherwise fired by Donald Rumsfeld.

  • Oh, and can everyone please be honest about the “resignation” line? If Rumsfeld really wanted to quit, he would have. He never offered Bush his resignation.

  • Reminds me of that Clayton Williams (R) quote re rape and if it is inevitable just relax and enjoy it. — bubba, @#4

    I was reminded of the same quote, but… I have *no clue* who Clayton Williams is/was… 🙂 The quote is by Oscar Wilde so, probably, at least 100yrs old. Oscar Wilde would have, BTW, been *entranced* by our “reverse clock” regarding personal liberties/rights and would have made mincemeat of them with his usual razor-sharp wit…

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