Scaife, sex, scandal, and schadenfreude

Another blogging conundrum. Do I mention Richard Mellon Scaife’s ugly divorce, or do I ignore what is arguably a private matter with no political relevance? Tipping the scales is Scaife’s destructive role in financing every right-wing cause imaginable, including funding the Arkansas Project, created, of course, to dig up dirt on the Clintons’ personal life.

And in this case, as Oliver Willis put it, “karma’s a bitch.”

Unfathomable but true, when Scaife (rhymes with safe) married his second wife, Margaret “Ritchie” Scaife, in 1991, he neglected to wall off a fortune that Forbes recently valued at $1.3 billion. This, to understate matters, is likely going to cost him, big time. As part of a temporary settlement, 60-year-old Ritchie Scaife is currently cashing an alimony check that at first glance will look like a typo: $725,000 a month. Or about $24,000 a day, seven days a week. As Richard Scaife’s exasperated lawyers put it in a filing, “The temporary order produces an amount so large that just the income from it, invested at 5 percent, is greater each year than the salary of the President of the United States.”

The numbers are just one of many we-kid-you-not dimensions to this tale. In late 2005, Ritchie Scaife peered through a window at one of her husband’s many homes and saw him with one Tammy Sue Vasco, a woman whose colorful criminal history includes an arrest for prostitution. And this tryst was no one-afternoon stand. Ritchie Scaife describes Vasco in court filings as her husband’s “mistress.”

The WaPo ran a 3,000-word feature on Scaife’s mess, and it reads like a rather salacious novel, with each revelation a little more eyebrow-raising than the last.

And yet, there are still a few details that missed the cut.

The WaPo piece notes that Scaife is not at all fond of media attention, despite owning a handful of newspapers and newsweeklies, including the Pittsburgh Tribune Review.

Though he jousts, indirectly, with public figures, Scaife seems to detest attention. He almost never speaks to the media, and on one of the few occasions he did, it was to tell a reporter, who’d sandbagged him on the street, that she was ugly and that her mother was ugly, too.

Jonathan Schwarz noted that there was actually quite a bit more to it than that. Karen Rothmyer, the reporter at the receiving end of Scaife’s disgust, explained:

After several unsuccessful efforts to obtain an interview, this reporter decided to make one last attempt in Boston, where Scaife was scheduled to attend the annual meeting of the First Boston Corporation.

Scaife, a company director, did not show up while the meeting was in progress…A few minutes later he appeared at the top of the Club steps. At the bottom of the stairs, the following exchange occurred:

“Mr. Scaife, could you explain why you give so much money to the New Right?”

“You fu**ing Communist c*nt, get out of here.”

Well. The rest of the five-minute interview was conducted at a rapid trot down Park Street, during which Scaife tried to hail a taxi. Scaife volunteered two statements of opinion regarding his questioner’s personal appearance – he said she was ugly and that her teeth were “terrible” – and also the comment that she was engaged in “hatchet journalism.” His questioner thanked Scaife for his time. “Don’t look behind you,” Scaife offered by way of a goodbye.

Yeah, he’s a class act all the way.

Paul Krugman added that, during his research for “Conscience of a Liberal,” he noted that Scaife’s name kept coming up as a major financier for the modern conservative movement. “But just because someone is a baleful influence on our political life doesn’t mean he’s a terrible person. On the other hand, it doesn’t mean he isn’t.” From the Post piece:

Dickie, as he’s known to his handful of friends, acquired a mean streak at an early age, according to his now-deceased sister, Cordelia Scaife. (She once told The Washington Post that she and her brother hadn’t spoken for 25 years.) His trouble with alcohol started when he was at prep school, and he later was tossed out of Yale when he rolled a keg of beer down a flight of stairs and broke the legs of a fellow student. His father, a below-average businessman, died a year after Richard graduated from the University of Pittsburgh. His mother was “just a gutter drunk,” as Cordelia put it.

As Schwarz put it, “It would be distasteful if Scaife weren’t such an unpleasant person.”

The antics of American conservatives over the past few years make me wonder whether they became conservatives because of a personality disorder or whether American conservativism is currently itself a personality disorder.

  • When will he be appointed ambassador by Bush. As much as he has financed smearing political candidates it’s about time he is exposed for the slime he is. Ever notice how many of these slugs emerge from the republican party donors. Real low lives who will do anything to win even to the detriment of the process of democracy. The Rovian gutter politicians and their donors can’t stand the public spotlight exposing them and their activities. It’s why they hide from the public. Now Scaife will get hit where it hurts the most for him and for the actually doing what he tries to slime others with. Justice at it’s finest.

  • i love his argument against paying that much, too.

    apparently it is not a problem for him to get so freaking rich that the interest on some fraction of that money would get him more than the President makes in a year, but it is a problem if his ex-wife gets that fraction.

    “Your honor, as Ritchie’s attorney let me point out that Mr. Scaife wasn’t President; he was not engaged in public service, to the contrary he earned that money ruining a good country, and clearly had enough spare change lying around to, well, spend his days spreading lies around. If paying this fair sum to Ritchie means he has to cut back on harmful, distorted, divisive smear campaigns, that would seem to be a win-win for my client and America.”

  • It will be proof that there is a God if Ritchie Scaife begins to give large sums of her alimony to groups in the reality-based community. I don’t enjoy shadenfreude but I do appreciate when forces of evil are neutralized or reversed.

  • As a former Pittsburgher, I have taken tremendous enjoyment from this story. Scaife’s little paper, the Trib, is possibly the nastiest paper in America. In the obit for Kay Graham, they called her a prostitute and regularly defame and demean anyone whose politics differs from Sciafe’s. When the longtime owner of the rival Post-Gazette (and a well-respected figure in the city) died, the Trib obit focused almost exclusively on the P-G’s recent financial difficulties, despite the fact he’d long ago surrendered control of the company. Now that I see that Scaife tosses $20 million each year into the fiery Trib furnace, I can sit back and laugh at the bastard. It’s an analogy for his whole political movement, held aloft solely by money and meanness. Soak him for every penny Ritchie!

  • Funny how the “Values Voters” all support a guy who says things like “Go fuck yourself” on the floor of the senate, and that they get all their information from people who call people “communist cunts” for asking some very simple questions.

    It’s almost as if Values Voter = hypocrite suckers.

  • I agree that someone’s personal life is rarely relevant.

    But this guy has dedicated his life to destroying liberal politicians and policies, often by financing people who flat-out lie about someone else’s personal life. So, IMHO, game on.

    It also just goes to show the stunning, mind-blowing, ridiculous-to-the-point-of-absurdity hypocrisy of the modern-day political right — after all, Scaife decided to try and destroy the Clintons by brining up Bill’s trysts, all the while having at least one himself.

    He deserves whatever he gets.

  • That article was something else – Ritchie doesn’t exactly come across as a paragon of virtue, herself. I started remembering the movie with Michael Douglas & Kathleen Turner: “The War of the Roses.”

  • Dennis (#1) wins the days Get It Right Award:

    American conservativism is currently itself a personality disorder.

    That’s really the only explanation that covers all the facts.

    Maybe it’s something like the millenial madness that afflicted Western Europe in the century before 1000 A.D., when everyone decided that would be when Jesus would return.

  • Hey, maybe he’ll be too busy with his nasty divorce to fund the Republicrooks this cycle. A guy can dream, right?

    Here’s an interesting tidbit about his money and how its recipients hide it:

    Officials of The Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank, acknowledged that Scaife is a far larger contributor than Joseph Coors, whose name has been the only one mentioned in most press reports on the group. Scaife, who joined with Coors to launch Heritage, gave three times Coors’s gift to help meet the current $5.3-million Heritage budget.

    http://www.harvardsquarelibrary.org/speakout/scaife.html

  • And Racerx wins the Runner Up Award for Getting It Right:

    Values Voter = hypocrite suckers.

  • You live by the Bedroom Invasion Brigade; You die by the Bedroom Invasion Brigade.

    I honestly think that’s part of the thrill for people like Scaife, Craig, Vitter, Allen, Haggard, etc, etc, etc.

  • Richard Mellon Scaife never worked a day in his life. He is rich beyond imagining and he does things that disturb large portions of the political universe. His personal life is going to be scrutinized every bit as much as Paris Hilton’s, who shares almost all of the traits possessed by Scaife except she occasionally works. I am also not sure Scaife is as smart as Paris. I can see Paris having a pre-nup.

  • I would strongly advise the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Scaife to avoid air travel of any kind, get a food taster, and spend some of that cake on some mercs to guard her a$$ night and day. Methinks rich arrogant Republican’t arseholes (but I repeat myself) who’ve been able to literally get away with murder for the last seven years would not have too many problems eliminating this cash drain by any means necessary.

  • And what about those running sores? All those running sores!

    Yep, there’s deep murmurings reverberating through the DC malarial feverish jungle canopy like them crazy drums and pointy-head pundits that never stop. When I asked (or axed if you’re stupid or have lousy taste in music) somebody if the drums ever stop, they replied, “No. Very bad when drums stop. Then we get bass solo!”.

    Okay, bad joke. Anyway, have you ever seen those lists of all the elements in the human body and how much they would be worth if you could cook them down, extract, and sell them? The gist of it is that we’re all made of mostly oxygen, hydrogen and carbon with small amounts of stuff like potassium and phosphorus thrown in for flavoring and color, and altogether our component elements are worth a little less than a dollar, assuming you could find a buyer for tiny amounts of easily obtainable elements. Well, we’d have to take a loss on this seven year disaster (don’t know if it’s tax deductible) but it just might be time to accept a tolerable level of loss and throw Boosh, Chainy, the whole Republican congress, and, ah hell, let’s throw in Coulter and her adam’s apple, any employee at Faux, and even Rush (careful, don’t strain yourself – don’t know if it’s covered by rip-off insurance), and see if we can walk away from this disaster of stupendous proportions with enough chump change in our pocket for a twelve pack of Schlitz and a pound of head cheese. Hell, the resultant hangover and intestinal upset would be tolerable if I didn’t have to gaze one more time upon the slack-jawed mouth-breathing Gimp attempting to thrash out some brain dead 3rd graders half-baked glue-inspired “thoughts”.

  • I’m going to remember every word of what you guys just wrote, so that once you’re super-rich conservative pricks going through a nasty divorce I can use your own words against you as blackmail. Oh yeah, I can taste the money already. You f-ers will be paying out the nose.

  • The soon-to-be-X Mrs. Scaife was at a luncheon at the Clinton White House years ago (some charity thing, the Clintons did not require fealty oaths to themselves from their guests). She was very offended by the then occupants of the White House and made snitty comments and sniffed at and pushed her very good food on the plate and did not eat it because of the Clinton contamination.

    She sighed and sighed about the low tone and morals of the Clintons and how they were shaming all good Americans worldwide.

    I often think of this and her when I consider the present Bush administration. I thought about calling her out but now I’m glad that I didn’t. She has proved herself to be a very good street fighter; she took down two women in a street fight in Pittsburgh. I wasn’t guaranteed a win. Ah well.

  • Shaife is yet another example of how strong a force the psychological condition of projection can be. His unrelenting efforts to go after the Clintons must have originated as a response to his own sordidness. The thought of such a projector – I’m dirty, so they must be dirty because I have a lower opinion of them than I do of myself. Projection, it seems, is the modus operandi of many on the right – just take a look at that Limbaugh clown! -Kevo

  • I’m sure Mrs. Scaife isn’t Mother Theresa, and must be quite a piece of work just to put up with that low-life husband of hers. I hope she takes him for as much as she can get. His afternoon’s delight will go down as the most expensive in history. Maybe he won’t be able to give the fascists at the Heritage Foundation quite as much in the future.

  • I, too, hope that the woman scorned soaks off so much ill-gotten wealth that the psychotic disease that is current neoconservatism loses a large portion of its funding, thus making a safer and more pleasant world for us all.

    And I join with everyone else who sneers at a man who was born angry and who has never had to work a day in his life because of several trustfunds that give him oceans of cash he did nothing to earn and does not deserve.

  • I’m going to remember every word of what you guys just wrote, so that once you’re super-rich conservative pricks going through a nasty divorce I can use your own words against you as blackmail. Oh yeah, I can taste the money already. You f-ers will be paying out the nose.

    Oh please, Dr. Bioware, oh please don’t throw me in that briar patch! Of all the ten billion empty threats I’ve seen on the internet, that’s probably the emptiest and most hysterically irrelevant.

    So you’re probably just blogwhoring. Dick.

  • um, 25, i believe Dr. B was being facetious. sometimes it helps to know the players before spouting off.

  • Oh…. I love it. This man was a driving force against democracy in the first attempted takeover of the government by the Republican mafia. The attacks on Clinton impeded his ability to do his job as president, and one could argue may have influenced his inability to get certified bin Laden’s role bombing of the U.S.S. Cole, which would have resulted in Clinton being able to go after bin Laden, and thus prevent 9/11.

    So. Now, here we are, years later, with the result of Mr. Shaife and others. We have a president who is arguably the worst president in the history of the union, deficits beyond reconciliation, a crumbling dollar, an illegal war, and the rest of the world thoroughly pissed off at us. Thanks Richard. I hope your wife takes everything. I hope the rest of your living days are miserable. You are as anti-American as the assholes who now run this country.

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