She’s back

June 26, 2007

When we last heard from Ann Coulter, she was telling a large right-wing gathering in DC that former Sen. John Edwards is a “faggot.” Yesterday, the hateful clown appeared on Good Morning America, and followed up on her remarks.

“I’ve learned my lesson; if I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.”

This has been another installment of “There Is Nothing A Conservative Can Say To Get Ostracized From The Mainstream Media.” Indeed, Coulter will make her first Hardball appearance in a year tonight. (The last time she was on, she referred to Al Gore as a “total fag.”)

Rationalizing a return invitation for Coulter, Chris Matthews said, “Say what you will, she sells books.” I don’t know what that has to do with having her on his show, but then again, I find most of Matthews’ observations incoherent.

On his worst day, Michael Moore is Cicero compared to Coulter, but what do you suppose would happen if, during his ongoing promotional tour for his new movie, Moore told a national television audience, “I’ll just wish (insert Republican presidential candidate here) had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot”? Do you think we might hear something about it?

What a vile excuse for a human being Ann O’Rexic Coulter is. A hog eating its own feces has more dignity (no offense to the hog eating its own feces).

  • i think at this point, coulter needs to be ignored. the reason she is welcome on these programs is because she generates buzz, which to the suits translates into ratings; although, i’m sure there’s considerable support for her point of view in the board rooms of g.e. and abc.

    tweety takes particular delight in booking these rancid gop mouthpieces — melanie morgan is another one — i think specifically as a big ‘fuck you’ to the liberal blogosphere. he was a tad too candid in his reaction to the crowd at his insult to elizabeth edwards a few months ago:

    MATTHEWS: What‘s this with the equal marriages? Why do people marry their equals? It used to be different? What happened to the Stepford wives, the good old days? What happened?

    CROWD: (BOOING)

    MATTHEWS: Oh, how P.C. How—why don‘t you hiss? Oh, thank you. Finally, the freaking hiss. I needed it. It was the hiss. I needed that.

  • I understand the first amendment and the right to free speech, but doesn’t making death threats against politicians, judges etc, constitute shouting fire in a crowded theater? Except this kinda fire, comes after a ready and an aim!

    I also seriously don’t get why none of these hosts or guests on any of these programs seems to express aghast disgust at any of these comments. Sheesh people, it’s not practicing good manners by not calling people on this hate speech. Where the hell is the moral outrage? Contemptible people all who speak thse words, or allow them to pass uncommented on during supposed polite public discourse.

    Feh on all of them!

  • Why is she starting to show up again now? Does she have a new book coming out? If so, we should let Chris know that Greenwald does too.

  • Let’s all remember that it’s all us leftie bloggers and commenters that vile, profane and shrill.

    Or at least that’s what George Will, Joe Klein, and David Brooks say.

  • Well, sometimes it needs to be said. Carrying on with the meme about M’Ann Coutler.

    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady

    Cruised into a big mall book store
    His picture graced the books at the door
    He a wingnut mouth with a bite
    Baby maybe you’re wrong, but you know he’s all right
    That’s right

    (That, that)
    (That, that)

    On stage Chris is spending the time
    Talking ’bout Dems until somebody say
    Forgive me if I seem out of line
    Then Ann spat out his mouth
    She vowed to blow ’em away

    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady

    So never judge a book by it’s cover
    Or when you’re going to talk with a nutter
    Ann put me wise to his hair in disguise
    She had the body of a stick
    Lord imagine my surprise

    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady
    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady

    Chris M seems to just wanna say
    Let me take a peek dear
    Chris M seems to just wanna say
    Do me, do me, do me all night
    Chris M seems to just wanna say
    Turn the other cheek dear
    Chris M seems to just wanna say
    Do me, do me, do me, do me

    (Guitar solo)

    Ooh what a nutty laddie
    He like it, like it, like it, like that,
    Ooh Ann was a laddie

    (That, that) Ann looks like a Lady

  • CB’s quote listed above is a bit out of context… From Media Matters:

    Good Morning America co-anchor Chris Cuomo asked Coulter if the fact that “the three top [Republican] candidates” denounced her remark about Edwards was “[f]air criticism of you or a shift towards the tolerant among the GOP.” Coulter answered: “No, no. … I was denounced all over.” She went on to add:

    COULTER: Though about the same time Bill Maher said — and by the way I did not call John Edwards the “F” word. I said I couldn’t talk about him because you go into rehab for using that word.

    Oh yeah, I wouldn’t insult gays by comparing them to John Edwards. That would be mean, but about the same time — you know — Bill Maher was not joking and saying he wished [Vice President] Dick Cheney had been killed in a terrorist attack. So I’ve learned my lesson. If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he has been killed in a terrorist assassination plot

  • SO if Bill Maher (who is hardly a solid leftist) says something Ann Coulter can say that about anyone she wants?

    In that case: I wish Ann Colter was killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

    Of course to qualify as an assassination as opposed to a murder the person has to rise to a minimum level of import. I guess I wish she was killer in cold blood by a random act of violence.

  • “Say what you will, she sells books.” – Chris Matthews

    Yeah, Chris, she sells books. Because freaking morons like you keep giving her air time and free publicity!

    Idiot.

  • When Coulter starts pushing buttons, I console myself with the almost certain knowledge that she has pretty much nothing else – no spouse/significant other, no children – and that she is likely to be cared for in her miserable old age by those who are only doing it for the paycheck.

    It isn’t so much that I wish that kind of life for her; it’s more that when she chooses to be the kind of person she is, when she chooses to make the dissemination of bigotry and hate her signature contribution to the world, it’s the consequence of her own choices.

    I also like to think that when the hate she puts out there comes back to her from those who are offended and disgusted, she is really just getting the reaction she feels she deserves; she is probably much more comfortable with being hated than being pitied, which is why I will not give her the satisfaction of hating her.

    My real disgust is for the media, which gives tacit approval to her message for the sole purpose of boosting their own ratings and bottom line. No decency, no shame, no respect.

  • JRS jr could teach the ReThugs a thing or two about word games.

    Maher on Cheney after the attack in Afghanistan:

    “But what I said Friday — and what I believe — is that the Vice President has presided over a bungled execution of a war in which thousands of our bravest continue to die. And I believe that were he not in power, our troops would likely come home sooner. But I don’t wish him dead.”

    I could see how someone with an IQ lower than Cheney’s approval ratings might interpret that as a wish that he would die. Anyone else is either lazy, a liar or both.

  • Hey—I wish wonderful things to happen to Coultergeist on a daily basis. I wouldn’t waste a perfectly good terrorist attack on her, though. That would be just…well…so “republican.”

    Coulter deserves to be thrown into the main show tank at Sea World, and devoured by Shamu.

    My condolences to Shamu’s family, and the orca-training crew at Sea World….

  • Ann Coulter goes around from talk show to talk show, calling people they hate rude names and wishing out loud that supreme court judges would be murdered. But I am sure JRS Jr and all the other retards of the right still cling to the idea that the media is somehow “liberal”.

    I guess only a bunch of liberals would allow their guests to routinely make death threats against authority figures and use rude language, right?

    Ann Coulter is getting old in more ways than one, I’d say she’s already looking a little haggard. And when her physical appearance fades to the point where her makeup man can’t hide her age anymore, she’ll see how the wingnuts treat her. The cable TV shows won’t call, even though she’ll have newer, “funnier” ugliness to spew. She will learn that the hateful people who currently fawn over her are simply the most shallow and craven idiots, and then she’ll be mocked by them for being old and physically unattractive. And that will be sweet justice indeed for a bitch who spent so much effort to be ugly at every opportunity.

    And someday in a nursing home, an underpaid orderly will accidentally drop her teeth in the toilet.

    Karma.

  • “Say what you will about David Duke, he sells sheets.”

    “Say what you will about Goebbels, he fills stadiums.”

    Chris, the ability of psycho demagogues and manipulators to get a following is not actually seen as a positive in a healthy society.

  • Make no mistake about it. Coulter keeps showing up because she creates buzz. Even negative buzz is a positive for the producers of shows like Hardball/GMA as long as they can, at least to their own and their corporate master’s satisfaction, distance themselves from her bile. Not news to anyone here but they are enablers of hate speech. All because of ratings/profits. When I asked earlier about why now is because there’s usually some “trigger” for the renewed interest on the talk shows for her “opinions”. A new book (I’m not going to look it up)? At least Malkin and some of the others are relegated to FOX and not else. Coulter, on the other hand, is being mainstreamed (hmm, tall skinny blond anyone?). I hope there’s something that can be done about her and her like but I’m not optimistic. People like her sometimes implode from some self-inflicted injury (pedophilia? drug addiction? voter fraud? — oh, never mind) so we can only hope for something like that because she will continue to be treated as a credible spokesperson of the right by the MSM as long as they see it as in their interest to do so.

  • Racerx writes:
    “And someday in a nursing home, an underpaid orderly will accidentally drop her teeth in the toilet.

    Karma. ”

    If it were really Karma, it would be an underpaid, gay, Hispanic, Islam convert orderly who looks vaguely like John Edwards.

  • Just watch the last 10 minutes of Kathy Griffin’s “Everybody Can Suck It”
    standup on Bravo…Ann Coulter as the masturbatory fantasy of Dick Cheney and Rummy, and other assorted asides…perfect! Because, face it, that’s what she represents.

  • By the way, I can’t get enough of Ann Coulter’s cries for help when she bad mouths the “Jersey Girls”, the patriotic widows of 9/11 victims who petitioned our government successfully for the creation of the 9/11 Commission.

    These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. … I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much … the Democrat ratpack gals endorsed John Kerry for president … cutting campaign commercials… how do we know their husbands weren’t planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they’d better hurry up and appear in Playboy.”

    Ann Coulter truly is sub-human (even lower than Rudolf “Hess” Giuliani). I pray to God for her soul and more importantly for the good people of the United States of America and for our Constitutional Republic. To borrow from Jim Garrison, “Let justice be done, though the heavens may fall.”

  • Anne is right. Pity is the right approach. If everyone starts refering to her as Poor Anne, she will pitch such a fit that she’ll explode.

  • My headline for Ann Coulter on Noball: “Toxic Cunt Secretes Poison.”

    Ann’s justification for her bilious nature: The cancer in her uterus has finally made its way to her brain.

  • Nope. Just foul-mouthed by nature. And this group of corpsefuckers brings out the worst in me.

    (But I do find RP amusing.)

  • her new name is TRANNESAMERICA.

    hbo has a show called DEADWOOD. in that show is a character named SWEARENGEN. he uses a certain hyphenated word quite a lot. that word is a perfect definition of anne. for now i’ll just call her a skanky whore bitch..

  • Coulter wrote in one of her columns that the fact that Gray Davis and Al Gore were once in the military meant that there was something good to be said for friendly fire. That sentence alone pretty much (in my opinion) should disqualify her having the words “human being” and “Ann Coulter” in the same sentence.

  • “A hog eating its own feces has more dignity (no offense to the hog eating its own feces).”
    (Comment by JKap — 6/26/2007 @ 3:58 pm)

    LOL! Ouch, J That’s hard, man. Of course it might have been a hog eating its own feces who shat Ann Coulter to begin with… in which case the hog would pretty much deserve any bad thing you said about it.

    But just to add to the pile on — because a) it’s fun and b) because nobody here has said anything that Coulter herself wouldn’t say on national TV in prime time with your kids watching (her being a member of family values party and all) — I can’t help noticing, even with all the makeup, she’s just not aging well. Not well at all. And she’s not even that old. It’s almost like she’s being consumed from within by the ugliness inside her. I would almost feel sorry for her if she weren’t such a nasty piece of work.

  • If it were really Karma, it would be an underpaid, gay, Hispanic, Islam convert orderly who looks vaguely like John Edwards.

    anne is a fag-hag, stupid.

  • All I know about Coulter, I learnt from “my lefty bloggs”… So, today, I saw the Matthews/Coulter/(E) Edwards-on-the-phone clip. Then, I read the — many — comments on it on Election central. One of the commenters made an interesting typo; he referred to the witch as “Colter”…

    Pretty apt, what with her mane-shaking, nostrils distending, etc. The question now is: is it a colt or a filly? And: is it a crossbreed with a Yahoo?

  • Go to your public library—today, if possible—and find everything on the shelf by this wench. Take those items, and tuck them behind the books on macrame.

    They will never circulate again.

    Years from now, some zealous high school kid will decide to dust the shelf where the books have been hidden. They will be found and handed over to the circulation librarian who, upon discovering that they have a big fat ZERO on their circ-file, will toss them into a box for the next book sale. By then, no one will want her filth in their homes—so the books will become fodder for the landfills.

    And you thought Bu$h’s legacy was going down the toilet? Coulter’s legacy will be that (s)he worked really, really hard at making everybody on the planet hate her—to the point of historical oblivion—and she succeeded….

  • “anne is a fag-hag, stupid.”

    I don’t really care if she really loves hanging out with gay folk in private (she hung out with David Brock before he left the dark side) because she’s blasted everyone of those groups at one point or another in PUBLIC.

    I don’t claim to be fucking hilarious or even smart (and most times I’m not), but even I think you need to go buy yourself a sense of humor and the ability to deal with context.

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