Snow prefers Iranians to U.S. college professors

On the one hand, I realize that American college professors, in general, are featured prominently on the list of conservative boogeymen. They’re all a bunch of ivory-tower eggheads, we’re told, who were drug-addled hippies in the 1960s. Worse, they’re poisoning the minds of our youths, the argument goes, by teaching college students a bunch of liberal, sometimes socialist, claptrap.

On the other hand, I also realize that conservative talking points emphasize the pro-American inclinations of the Iranian population. Part of this is to help justify a military confrontation — we can launch attacks without fear of inflaming the Iranian population because, at heart, they all really like us. (Indeed, we’d be “greeted as liberators.”)

But leave it to former White House press secretary Tony Snow to link these two disparate points nicely last week. (via the Washington Times)

Tony Snow, former press Secretary to President Bush and Fox news anchor, spoke to the Academy of Leadership & Liberty at Oklahoma Christian University last week.

The winsome and articulate Snow charmed his audience with wit:

“The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

And with serious talk about the war on terror and “the second war in this country, the war on God.”

Seriously? This is so dumb, I’m almost surprised Snow would make the comments out loud, in public.

He added these words of wisdom:

“(These) Times demand leadership. A leader is someone who has a compelling vision of a better world. Courage, inspiration to go for it and use their creativity and freedom. Character separates a leader from a demagogue.” […]

Snow also said he loved being on a stage where he could say the word “God.”

First, I’d say Snow is bona fide expert on demagoguery, given his tenure at the Bush White House.

Second, I’m curious where, exactly, Snow is prohibited from mentioning the word “God.” He used it from his White House podium with some frequency, and as far as I can tell, never faced any censorship.

Maybe Snow got confused — I suspect the only place he might have trouble talking about his faith is in Iran.

Update: Apparently, Faiz and I were writing the same post at the same time, but his adds some additional insights on Snow’s perception of a “war on God.”

“The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

if by pro-american he means suspending our constitution and destroying most of the fine institutions this country has created, perhaps he is correct. if by pro-american he means standing up for our principles, i think i’ll stick with those hippy college professors………

  • The winsome and articulate Snow charmed his audience with wit:

    “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    First of all, seeing a middle-aged man described as “winsome,” made me snerk hot tea all over the place.

    Secondly, I’m hoping Snowball’s twee musings on Iran cause ReThuglicon dumb arses to move out there. In boat loads.

    But of course this is really down to increasing the distrust of those egg-heads in their ivory towers. Better send Jr. to Bob Jones University.

  • Yes…this is always the repressionist fear ridden way (whether it be a Republican repressionist or an Iranian repressionist) …. down with dangerous academic institutions of free thought and ideas! Spy on John Q…he is dangerous if he starts to think. Up with government enforced lock stepping. Use the Shock Doctrine to keep them as fearful followers…hmmm …. torture a few so that the rest will get in line?

  • “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    Is that why people go to college, to experience pro-Americanism? I thought they went to learn chemistry or art history or foreign language or any of dozens of other subjects NOT available through TeeVee, subjects which are so specialized and so developed they require advanced degrees and independent, perhaps critical, thought.

    If all you want is mindless, knee-jerk, my-country-right-or-wrong pro-Americanism, just drop by any GOP “camp meeting”.

  • From Wikipedia, concerning the site of Snow’s speech:

    According to the University’s Mission Statement, “Oklahoma Christian University is a higher learning community which transforms lives for Christian faith, leadership, and service.” President Mike O’Neal (2002-present) has attempted to make the campus more progressive in its language, its diversity policies, and evangelistic outreach, while retaining the school’s commitment to traditional Biblical principles as generally expressed throughout the Churches of Christ. These efforts can be seen in policy changes, and the appointment of an ethics ombudsman. Full-time, tenure-tracked faculty are still required to be members of a Church of Christ. However, adjunct professors are hired and are not required to be members of a Church of Christ. There is no requirement that students be members of a Church of Christ, but all students are expected to abide by the “OC Covenant” which emphasizes that the “values and behavior of this Christian community are derived from the Bible.”

    So perhaps good old Snowjob was just pandering to his audience. But that doesn’t make his comments any less stupid.

  • “This is so dumb, I’m almost surprised Snow would make the comments out loud, in public.”

    For the right amount of cash Snow would say he licks David Brooks’ lips from their (the lips) ‘secret location’ deep within the recesses of Dick Cheney’s rectum.

  • Old adage:

    If you can’t say anything good about someone… don’t say anything at all.

    Now you know why when Snow announced his cancer had returned I didn’t say anything at all.

  • “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    As David Frum is now confessing, “[A]ghast at the abuse of expertise by…liberal academics, we have sometimes over-reacted by denying the importance of expertise altogether.”

    To which I would add, “abuse of expertise” is what other people call “experts who disagree with me.”

  • I’ve sure heard a lot of my liberal, NJ college and law school professors say the word “God” many times before, and not in the phrase “God damned,” either.

    Comments like Snow’s tell you more about what people (his core audience) in more “red” parts of the country are ignorant about the rest of our country, or are willing to believe, than it does about- you know- reality.

    Maybe there are some staunch liberals out there in the (so-called) “red” states insisting on never using the word “God” or saying “Merry Christman” and stuff like that, but I’d be vey surprised if they amounted to more than a very few people, and I certainly have never known a single person like that here in NJ or in near-by New York City in my entire life.

  • CB wrote:

    Maybe Snow got confused — I suspect the only place he might have trouble talking about his faith is in Iran.

    Good one, CB. And you know the Iranians couldn’t keep that regime in place without a lot of support within their own country.

    And if you judge them by how Giuliani’s administration failed post-9/11 New York (read the book The Grand Illusion to get the full story), or by how the Republicans in congress stall providing funding for the troops (and then Fox News covers up for them by not reporting it), or by how Bush’s administration failed Katrina victims, or failed the troops in numerous ways, it would seem it’s the average Republican who is more anti-American than any college faculty in America.

  • Of course, Snow knows this from his time spent living in Iran. The alternative would mean that his “knowledge” of what the average Iranian thinks and feels came from Intelligence Briefings. And the intelligence services are unreliable, because they are only correct on the occasions that their judgment supports what he president wants to do.

  • Apparently Frum needs to share his newfound education with Snow, since Snow appears to be exactly the type Frum now knows to be wrong-headed.

  • “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    Well he is working on one big assumption, to be ‘Pro-American’ you must agree with him and/or GWB.

    Let’s face it, using his definition, he is right. I wonder if he and the whole crowd that buys into this have ever stepped back and thought, geez, what if everyone was our definition of ‘Pro-American’. We would be Iran, no doubt in my mind. Idiots.

  • “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    Actually, if you consider the first part of the sentence, it’s probably true. I understand that MOST Iranians are “pro-America”, particularly the younger ones. It’s their lunatic leader who has been saying the anti-America and anti-Israeli rhetoric.

    And, isn’t the pro-American outlook the main reason why we should NOT bomb the crap out of Iran? That’s been given as the rationale of the anti-Bush group opposing air strikes on Iran, before the NIE Report blessedly made those strikes impossible.

  • Mark wrote:

    Of course, Snow knows this from his time spent living in Iran. The alternative would mean that his “knowledge” of what the average Iranian thinks and feels came from Intelligence Briefings. And the intelligence services are unreliable, because they are only correct on the occasions that their judgment supports what he president wants to do.

    Well– as I think the rest of us make the point– you also have to assume that Snow’s words reflect what he’s actually told in those briefings, and that he doesn’t feel he has a reason to try to portray Iranians as wildly pro-American (or American college professors as anti-American, either).

  • Part of this is to help justify a military confrontation — we can launch attacks without fear of inflaming the Iranian population because, at heart, they all really like us. (Indeed, we’d be “greeted as liberators.”)

    Yup. Because everyone with an unpopular leader in power is dying for a foreign occupier to come “liberate” them from that leader. And, you know, stick around, put up a puppet government, take your natural resources. People love that – why, I’m sure there were wingnuts in the ’90s who were just dying for someone suitably conservative to swoop in from another country, overthrow the Clinton “regime” and stick a puppet in the Oval Office because they disagreed with Clinton so much. Maybe they hoped that Spain or Italy would come and save them from the “great oppressor” or something.

    This “Iranians love us and will greet us as liberators” canard shows up a LOT among my wingnut relatives. And it’s successful because there’s a grain of truth to it – the Iranian people actually do have a segmented relationship with America. They really do, as a whole, actually tend to like Americans as people – especially the educated and urban Iranians. The counterpoint to this is that they hate the American government as much as anyone else in the Middle East does. Because they separate what the American government does from what the American people do. So, no, if we invaded Iran we wouldn’t be greeted as “liberators” – we’d be greeted as occupiers. And it doesn’t matter how much respect the Iranian people may or may not have for the American people one iota. I wish this zombie meme would die – I think I’ve been hearing it since the Reagan days.

  • So this is why we haven’t followed Emperor dick’s mandate for total war on the Iranians—because college professors are worse?

    To paraphrase Mr. Thoreau: “I am a Terrorist Organization of One.”

  • As a college professor at a public university, I resent Mr. Snow’s thoughtless and uninformed statement. I am strongly committed to providing objective information and stimulating balanced discussion in all my courses.

    At our December graduation ceremony two days ago, several thousand students, parents, and faculty gave a distinguished alumnus a standing ovation for his service to our country as a Captain pilot in the air force, transporting wounded American soldiers.

  • “The average Iranian is more Pro-American than virtually any college faculty in this country.”

    Obviously, we should bomb all colleges in this country before we go and bomb the hell out of Iran, then. Preferably during their Christmas parties, after the students have dispersed for the holidays — you’d get the biggest bang for the buck, that way, since that’s when there’s the biggest concentration of the evil faculty without endangering the innocents.

  • The greatest enemy of this administration and its band of sycophantic underlings is an informed citizenry, brought about by the intellect of university professors the world ’round.

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