Still trying to figure out what ‘program activities’ are

I saw this, thought it was hilarious, and decided to share it with you.

Addressing the WMD issue in the State of the Union the other night, Bush said the following:

“[T]he Kay report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related program activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations.”

To be sure, it was odd of Bush to rely on a Kay report that undermined the administration’s claims, not bolstered them. But NYU professor Siva Vaidhyanathan had some comical comments about the other part of Bush’s bogus claim…

A cheese-food product is closer real cheese than “weapons of mass destruction-related program activities” are to real weapons.

Try this at work during your annual review:

“Well no, I have not finished that project and have no results. But my desk has some evidence of dozens of project-related program activities.”