Stimson’s dubious apology

To wrap up what is probably the end of the controversy, Cully Stimson, deputy assistant secretary of defense for detainee affairs, has apologized. Sort of.

To quickly summarize, Stimson appeared on a radio show last week and targeted law firms that have helped represent detainees at Guantanamo Bay with McCarthyism-like criticism and veiled threats. His comments were breathtaking — unprompted, Stimson, unethically and dishonestly accused a series of respected law firms of literally traitorous behavior.

In light of the ensuing controversy, Stimson backed away from his comments today with a dubious apology. (via TAiO)

A Pentagon official who criticized large U.S. law firms for representing terrorism suspects at the U.S. detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, has apologized for his comments, saying that his discussion on a local radio program does not reflect his “core beliefs.”

In a letter to the editor that appears today on The Post’s editorial page, Stimson said he believes that both sides of a legal case should have “competent legal counsel.” Stimson is a former prosecutor and defense lawyer.

“Regrettably, my comments left the impression that I question the integrity of those engaged in the zealous defense of detainees in Guantanamo,” Stimson wrote. “I do not.”

Generally, I believe sincere apologies should be accepted, but the closer one looks at Stimson’s letter, the more I suspect this is about political damage control, not genuine regret.

Lean Left’s analysis struck me as spot-on.

This evasiveness becomes frank disingenuousness when he says he “left the impression that I question the integrity” of the lawyers he threatened. As with all fake apologies, this pushes the blame onto the listener, away from the speaker: some people “got the impression”, when he said it was “shocking” to learn the names of lawyers representing extra-legal prisoners, and claimed they were “are receiving monies from who knows where” to represent those clients (almost all are working pro bono), that he meant something bad by that. Obviously it’s not his fault they got that impression; he’s not responsible for the meanings of the words he speaks. […]

On first glance, I thought the letter was a full and frank admission and apology; instead it is carefully limited and fails to even mention the most egregious aspect of his error. He seems to regard his mistake as one of professional discourtesy – he never acknowledges or even seems aware that it was an attack on the law, as the foundation of civilization, itself. Beside this lack, his weasel-worded non-apology for others’ “impressions” is merely ordinary bad faith. But Stimson’s real fault is his contempt for justice and due process – a contempt that pervades the Bush administration and is nowhere addressed in an apology that only, and even then inadequately, acknowledges the surface irrelevancies of his wording and not the moral rot of his beliefs and values.

As apologies go, Stimson’s leaves much to be desired.

“I’m sorry you misunderstood me”. Yep, I get pretty much the same impression.It’s like the letter you get back from your bank after you call them up and tear them a new one, then subsequently discover the error was your own fault. They’re scrupulously polite, but you can so tell that your picture has moved to dead-centre on their Wall Of Assholes. Something like, “Thank you for giving us the opportunity to clarify our position”.

  • “Regrettably, my comments left the impression that I question the integrity of those engaged in the zealous defense of detainees in Guantanamo,” Stimson wrote. “I do not.”

    Translation:

    Please please please hire me post Bush Admin. I forgot that me and my buddies are going to be job hunting in two years or less…

  • “I think, quite honestly, when corporate CEOs see that those firms are representing the very terrorists who hit their bottom line back in 2001, those CEOs are going to make those law firms choose between representing terrorists or representing reputable firms, and I think that is going to have major play in the next few weeks. And we want to watch that play out.” – Cully Stimson’s radio diatribe

    “Regrettably, my comments left the impression that I question the integrity of those engaged in the zealous defense of detainees in Guantanamo,” Stimson wrote. “I do not.” – Cully Stimson’s “apology”

    What an excellent exercise in word parsing. Stimson may say he himself does not question the integrity of the lengthy list of law firms counseling Guantamo inmates, but he strongly encourages others to take financially punitive actions on those same firms. His false contrition then spits into the eye of every reader by saying it’s their fault for seeing malice in his vengeful words of wanting to voyeuristically watch these firms suffer setbacks for their altruism. Peckerhead.

  • From his “apology:”

    I hope that my record of public service makes clear that those comments do not reflect my core beliefs.

    Yes, every so often aliens take over his body and make him say things that he doesn’t mean at all!

    It is nice to note the majority of people replying to his tu culpa (for misunderstanding me) and the related article in the Post ain’t buying it. In fact, the “apology” may have made things worse.

  • An apology without taking responsibility is worthless. Republicans don’t offer anything that could be defined as an apology. It’s all passive voice, “mistakes were made”, “people got the impression”. They should feel shame, but they don’t even really feel regret.

  • Stimson said it. Then he took it back.Or apologized. Sort of. But the impression lingers, much like a stale fart in a crowded room.

    So let me raise another question: What kind of corporation would want to hire Stimson, who seems “unintentionally” ri stir up trouble that could get your company negative national publicity?

    Just asking. I don’t mean to cast any aspersions on Stimson. If he thinks otherwise, that is, umm, regrettable.

  • This is yet another sterling bit of work from The Office of Nondenial Denials, which is under the NSA. You submit your text, and they wash it for you within 12 hours. Everybody says that still takes too long — but at least you aren’t standing in line for soup! All hail Moloch.

    Anyhow, it was too, too bad that those terrorist words betrayed Stimson that way.

    Hopefully one day we’ll be able to shove an entire dictionary up Stimson’s rear admiralty, show them who’s in charge.

    Have to put an entire law library up Gonzales’ tailfins. Justice don’t come cheap.

  • What peterado said.

    The words he spoke speak a lot louder and more eloquently than his apology. He was openly advocating that American corporations financially threaten the firms providing detainee council.

    His apology is bullshit.

  • So let me raise another question: What kind of corporation would want to hire Stimson, who seems “unintentionally” ri stir up trouble that could get your company negative national publicity?

    Sadly, the same ones giving jobs to all the ex-Bush staffers. There are plenty of corps that don’t seem to care if you’re an idiot.

  • “I’m sorry you misunderstood me” was also Allen’s “apology” for the “macaca incident”. Nobody “bought” that one, either.

  • I think the reality is that everyone he respects told him he was wrong, he realized his job was in danger, and he woke the heck up. But it takes a huge amount of courage, in the face of all this public attention, to admit you honestly believed some dumb things last week. Obviously he fell short of that, but he came close to doing the right thing and his public humbling (and it was) will warn other nincompoops to think twice and speak once.

  • I just get so damn tired of how relentlessly base they are.

    I know they keep getting away with this crap because they are so relentless that they just wear us down. We can spend forever taking apart their latest bullshit, showing where and why and how reprehensible their lies and criminal behavior are, but, by then, there are six more of them out there, doing even worse.

    They’re like malevolent, cancerous Tribbles, endlessly breeding on their own bland evil.

    And did anybody get a good look at this guy? He’s like another Foley/Dreir/Mehlman/Bartlet GOP Brooks Brother gay boy in the closet.

    How did they all find each other?

  • I suppose the fact that four major legal organizations and a bunch of other folks were demanding that he be fired had nothing to do with this alleged “apology”?

  • And the demand that he be fired should be increased. We have to stop letting them get away with this crap. This guy should be denied his cushy federal job, with pension and health care that 90% of us can only dream of.

    He should have apologized AND he should be out on his ass.

  • I suppose the fact that four major legal organizations and a bunch of other folks were demanding that he be fired had nothing to do with this alleged “apology”? — Curmudgeon, @17

    As of last night, 57 deans of various law schools accross the country signed a letter condemning the excrescence. So it’s not just the possibility of losing a job but also the possibility of never being invited to lecture at any major or minor U, despite the stint at the Pentagon that might have his knickers in a twist.

  • “it takes a huge amount of courage”

    Maybe, but it takes even more courage to face down Karl Rove’s goon squad when they say “stand your ground and we will squash you like a bug.”

  • Heh, I grabbed this from the WaPo’s comments on his “apology.”

    Given that Mr. Stimson is both a native speaker of the English language and an attorney, his apology is nothing less than an admission of gross incompetence. He should be fired forthwith.

    I really hope he breaks the record for most number of comments suggesting the writer leap in front of a train. (Currently held by George Will for his piece [of shit] about the Bush/Webb conversation.)

    Since DC has more lawyers per square foot than just about any place on Earth, C.S. has given new meaning to the phrase “Watch your back.”

  • I believe Stimson is next in line to be nominated as a federal judge by the Bush administrations. He certainly has the capacity to misunderestimate the law.

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