Strangest. Brooks. Ever.

The NYT’s David Brooks was one of a handful of conservative journalists who were offered some quality time with the president late last week, and in his column today, Brooks describes his interaction with Bush as “like entering a different universe.” He apparently means that as a compliment.

Far from being beleaguered, Bush was assertive and good-humored. While some in his administration may be looking for exit strategies, he is unshakably committed to stabilizing Iraq…. I left the 110-minute session thinking that far from being worn down by the past few years, Bush seems empowered. His self-confidence is the most remarkable feature of his presidency.

All this will be taken as evidence by many that Bush is delusional. He’s living in a cocoon. He doesn’t see or can’t face how badly the war is going and how awfully he has performed.

But Bush is not blind to the realities in Iraq…. Rather, his self-confidence survives because it flows from two sources. The first is his unconquerable faith in the rightness of his Big Idea. Bush is convinced that history is moving in the direction of democracy, or as he said Friday: “It’s more of a theological perspective. I do believe there is an Almighty, and I believe a gift of that Almighty to all is freedom. And I will tell you that is a principle that no one can convince me that doesn’t exist.”

Brooks seems to have been moved by the president’s words, and his column comes across as unusually sycophantic. Brooks seems to believe, genuinely, that the president will get the results he wants out of Iraq, not through policy measures, but through force of will. Brooks’ evidence? The force of Bush’s personality.

This isn’t an argument. It’s barely even an opinion piece. It’s more a love letter than anything else.

For that matter, I’d hoped that Brooks would know better than to accept the president’s “theological” perspective on democracy promotion on faith. Bringing God’s gift of freedom to the world has always been a sloppy, post-hoc rationalization — the White House has never taken democracy promotion seriously, neither before the Iraqi invasion (when the plan was to give Iraq over to Chalabi) nor after it.

Funny, Brooks didn’t mention any of this.

Conservatives are supposed to distrust government, but Bush clearly loves the presidency. Or to be more precise, he loves leadership. He’s convinced leaders have the power to change societies. Even in a place as chaotic as Iraq, good leadership makes all the difference.

I have no idea what Brooks is talking about. For one thing, conservatives haven’t really distrusted government in a practical sense in generations. For another, Bush has tolerated, and at times celebrated, a leadership vacuum in Iraq for years.

When Bush talks about world affairs more generally, he talks about national leaders. When he is asked to analyze Iraq, he talks about Maliki. With Russia, it’s Putin. With Europe, it’s Merkel, Sarkozy, Brown and the rest.

I don’t know Bush personally, but given his public comments, he mentions world leaders as a substitute for knowing anything about what’s going on in other countries. This isn’t indicative of a fascination with leadership, it’s more a note-card version of the president’s understanding of foreign policy (“Russia = Putin, Germany = Merkel”).

Tolstoy had a very different theory of history. Tolstoy believed great leaders are puffed-up popinjays. They think their public decisions shape history, but really it is the everyday experiences of millions of people which organically and chaotically shape the destiny of nations — from the bottom up.

According to this view, societies are infinitely complex. They can’t be understood or directed by a group of politicians in the White House or the Green Zone. Societies move and breathe on their own, through the jostling of mentalities and habits. Politics is a thin crust on the surface of culture. Political leaders can only play a tiny role in transforming a people, especially when the integral fabric of society has dissolved.

If Bush’s theory of history is correct, the right security plan can lead to safety, the right political compromises to stability. But if Tolstoy is right, then the future of Iraq is beyond the reach of global summits, political benchmarks and the understanding of any chief executive.

Sullivan’s response took case of this one rather easily.

[Brooks’ Tolstoy argument] implies that Bush’s ideological and theological flim-flam is, at worst, an irrelevance. But conservatives have always argued that such delusions are far, far more dangerous than they are irrelevant. This was Burke’s deepest point. Such delusions actually destroy lives, liberties, societies, civilizations. And what has this messianic maniac in the White House done? He has set loose a fantastically murderous war in Iraq, he has sacrificed thousands of young Americans with the result not of restraining but empowering our enemies, he has done incalculable long-term damage to the country’s fiscal standing, he has indirectly caused the massacre of tens of thousands of innocents, he has come close to wrecking the military of the United States, and he has robbed the United States of its long and hard-won record of humane and decent warfare.

This is not the work of a conservative statesman; it’s the mark of a delusional fanatic.

I don’t know what they were serving at the White House during Brooks’ two-hour visit, but I have a hunch it was Kool Aid.

LOL on the Kool-Aid.

Yes, let’s have a debate between those two towering intellects, Tolstoy and Bush.

Bush mentions leaders because he is enamoured of power. Even his name for god is The Almighty which interestingly is a term used like The Almighty Dollar.

  • All that’s left for this guy is to pledge his allegiance to George W. Bush. Royal bootlicker.

  • so much of the insanity of contemporary american right-wingers is rooted in this fixation on “will.”

  • Ah yes, Bush the Great Alchemist. Out of the dross that is the burnt out hulk of Iraq he will create a golden city on the hill, a veritable beacon of freedom and democracy in the Middle East.

    It’s more of a theological perspective. I do believe there is an Almighty, and I believe a gift of that Almighty to all is freedom. And I will tell you that is a principle that no one can convince me that doesn’t exist.”

    Provided people operate under the BushBotic definition of freedom. Bush is free to lie the country into a war. Congress is free to fund the Iraq war and shut up. Congress also is free to subpoena members and former members of the Admin, provided they don’t actually expect them to show up. Juries and judges are free to sentence convicts and Bush is free to … set them free.

    See? Freedom!

  • I just thank God that I have never been moved to subscribe to Times Select (who would pay to get kicked in the nuts?), and the word in the first paragraph is “compliment.”

  • Since I don’t get NY Times Select, can someone tell me if Brooks dotted all his i’s with little hearts?

    Sheesh …

  • Re #5:the answer is orange

    Yes it is clear the the childish maniac is free; too bad about the rest of the world. Nice comment.

  • Of course Bush’s famous willpower-powered activities have so far resulted in utter disaster, and all of his previous predictions have failed, but Brooks doesn’t mention any of that.

    Paging Mark Shields…

    Please bring up this bootlicking next Friday. Please?

    Brooks knows he’s full of shit. You can see it on his face when he gets the mild smackdowns on the NewsHour, but he knows that he’s paid to lick boots, and he won’t be called on his bootlicking except by those of us in DFH land. And we don’t count.

  • Bush’s confident attitude rests solely on his delusional belief that no matter what happens, God will fix it in some kind of deus ex machina event that will prove to the world that George was right all along.

    That and a few hundred milligrams of thorazine really work wonders for a fellow’s outlook, don’t they?

  • David’s always been impressed by W’s ability to identify Soy growing in the field.

  • Bush’s willpower can’t seem to keep him from bending his elbow and Governing Under the Influence.

    You can access the “good” TimesSelect columns at juraissicporks’ http://welcome-to-pottersville.blogspot.com/ (But it would be wrong.)

    PS: It won’t work if you answer the question “What color is an orange?” with “Orange you glad you asked?” I guess you have to use “shorter”

  • So, the next time I see Brooks on The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, and he’s scribbling on a pad, I can be pretty sure he’s drawing hearts and seeing how his name looks written as “Mrs. David Bush.”

    Interesting that Brooks never considers that the reality Bush allegedly sees in Iraq is distorted because of his reliance on faith and the Big Idea; he may see what’s happening, but is able to dismiss it as not important to what he believes will be an outcome that has already been ordained.

    It also escapes me why this kind of thing doesn’t scare the crap out of Brooks the way it does out of the rest of us. Having Brooks explain Bush to us does not decrease my comfort level one iota – at this point, it no longer matters to me why he does what he does, or why he believes he is right and we are not entitled to challenge him – what matters to me is that it is more important than ever that people with rational minds take this matter out of Bush’s hands as soon as possible.

    Brooks is not one of those people who will help get us out of this mess, he is one those who is enabling Bush to continue. Bush needs to be elevated to mythic status about as much as I need to stick sharp needles in my eyes.

  • Geez, this assault on my good sense hurts like hell! This guy is seriously delusional.

    “Conservatives are supposed to distrust government, but Bush clearly loves the presidency. Or to be more precise, he loves leadership. He’s convinced leaders have the power to change societies. Even in a place as chaotic as Iraq, good leadership makes all the difference.

    Bush doesn’t love anything more than he loves himself as the Presidunce.
    Hey David – what great leadership got us into this fucked up mess in the first place? That would be your BFF – Dubya.

  • I would have come away with a different impression than Brooks: Bush’s self-confidence stems from a hyper-inflated ego and the fact that he’s come to believe his own PR. He may not be blind to realities in Iraq, but he is unable to make the connection that they are the result of the disconnect between what he believes and what is.

  • Bush might “love leadership”… but he has no concept of what the word means. Nor, evidently, does Brooks the Hack, who evidently ambushed Brooks the Journalist with a shovel to the head, chopped up the corpse, and spreads it over his grits’ n’ gravy.

    “Leadership” isn’t fundamentally about Being the Decider, and it’s certainly not about surrounding oneself with “loyal Bushies.” I think it has more to do with

    1) honestly and soberly assessing where the nation is on a range of issues;

    2) having an informed and very well thought out opinion on where the leader would like to take the country on those issues; and

    3) doing so in a realistic, respectful way that enlarges the leader’s coalition rather than increasingly polarizing the country.

    Lincoln was a leader. FDR was a leader. In their much-lesser ways, Reagan and Bill Clinton had some aspects of leadership.

    Bush is… well, “puffed-up popinjay” is accurate, but insufficient. It suggests he’s deserving of contempt, which is certainly true–but doesn’t convey the real danger that a delusional, messianic boor with no reverence for democracy or tradition poses to the national interest.

  • Bush is convinced that history is moving in the direction of democracy

    Maybe, but it’s not his doing.

  • It’s more a love letter than anything else.

    Aw, let love bloom.

    With Europe, it’s Merkel, Sarkozy, Brown and the rest.

    Isn’t this a symptom of caring more about hoity-toity in-crowd circles than regular people?

    When leaders are necessary, they’re really necessary, and no one’s wanting whatever will change that. But that fact doesn’t make authoritarian leadership always necessary, it doesn’t transform authoritarian leadership or unaccountable leadership into strong leadership or good leadership, and similarly it shouldn’t be used as a stand-in for other conclusions that are really being sought.

    That all said, I obviously don’t mind dumping on Brooks’ love letter myself, ha ha.

  • Everybody around Bush “agrees” with him. He doesn’t read blogs. He ignores bad news. He doesn’t touch base with reality. Why would he sense a problem?

  • I was all messed up on drugs, ’till I found the Lord. Now, I’m all messed up on the Lord.
    -Religious freak in a Cheech & Chong skit

  • It’s really too bad that the NYT doesn’t have the ability to have reader comments with their opinion pieces like the WaPo.

    At last look, there were 253 PAGES of comments under Kristol’s Sunday piece. At roughly 10 comments per page, that’s more than 2500 comments. I read a few pages, and while there were a few comments in support of Kristol, 95% were blasting him.

    I’d love to see the “comments” under Brooks piece this morning!

    By the way, the NYT Times Select is really pretty good. I get it free because I subscribe to the Sunday paper. What’s great is that now you can save ANY article on the web – no matter what the publication – in your Times File.

  • You can’t force freedom on a people; it doesn’t work that way. And Bush is not God. More over it is my understanding that the gifts from God must be earned, not divvied out by man. I think Bush is confusing God with Santa Claus.

  • When The Criminal Bush refers to the Almighty, would that be his invisible sky fairy or The Dick Cheney?

  • I would have thought that as a Jew, David Brooks would be more frightened of Bush’s “theological” perspective on democracy. Once he’s finished trashing the Middle East to force it to line up along Christian principles, what’s to stop him turning his sights on America, and waging his Christian Crusade here?

  • “It’s more of a theological perspective. I do believe there is an Almighty, and I believe a gift of that Almighty to all is freedom. And I will tell you that is a principle that no one can convince me that doesn’t exist.”

    Pshit!

    Oops…

    I mean:

    Pshaw!

    The only think missing from Brook’s fairy tale is this:

    Torture is okay because God allowed his only son Jesus to be tortured all for the advancement of humainty.

    Scotty! Beam me the fuck up! Now!

    Please!

    Scotty????

    Sccccoooootttttttyyyyyy!!!!!!!

  • I never liked Brooks very much; I used to know too many of those self-satisfied, smirking boys, whose Mama told them they were the cat’s meow and who swallowed it without question. But I do read him, because my husband claims he’s one of the few sensible, “balanced” Republicans and I’ve been trying to figure out just what makes my husband think that.

    I think Brooks got a bad case of “star-struck” sickness. He’d been allowed a long tete-a-tete with the President! No more than Mama’s boy deserves, of course, but, still… Hoi-polloi, be impressed.

  • All this will be taken as evidence by many that Bush is delusional. He’s living in a cocoon. He doesn’t see or can’t face how badly the war is going and how awfully he has performed.

    Whattaya know David Hackworthless gets something right.

    But Bush is not blind to the realities in Iraq…. Rather, his self-confidence survives because it flows from two sources. The first is his unconquerable faith in the rightness of his Big Idea. Bush is convinced that history is moving in the direction of democracy, or as he said Friday: “It’s more of a theological perspective. I do believe there is an Almighty, and I believe a gift of that Almighty to all is freedom. And I will tell you that is a principle that no one can convince me that doesn’t exist.”

    And this proves the point above about being delusional.

    …if Tolstoy is right, then the future of Iraq is beyond the reach of global summits, political benchmarks and the understanding of any chief executive.

    Tolstoy is right – at least insofar as it concerns a certain illiterate llifelong loser jumped up 10 million steps beyond where he should be.

    What really pisses me off (as a writer) is that David Brooks isn’t even a very good user of words, he’s a truly dreadful writer. And yet he cons the NYT into giving him Mega-Bucks and people who should know better into believing he has a brain. Most impressive. Unfortunately.

  • God loves democracy and it is His gift to humanity.

    God has existed how long? Democracy has existed how long?

    I guess we’re supposed to think of Democracy as a very late gift.

  • Howard (#4): so much of the insanity of contemporary american right-wingers is rooted in this fixation on “will.”

    Not just contemporary right wingers. This is a central tenet of the whole far right movement going back as far as one cares to go into 19th Century romanticism, from whence it sprang. You see it in Wagner (which is why Hitler loved him), you see it in Hitler and Mussolini – remember the title of Leni Riefenstahl’s infamous documentary of the 1934 Nuremburg Rally? “Triumph of the Will.”

    All right wingers want to turn themselves over to a powerful father-figure who can use his will to create their world for them.

    Good points guys – thanks to both of you.

    Curmudgeon (#12): Bush’s confident attitude rests solely on his delusional belief that no matter what happens, God will fix it in some kind of deus ex machina event that will prove to the world that George was right all along.

    Consider that all his life, little Georgie has had his mistakes and failures cleaned up and the mess taken away by his father G.H.W. Bush. And since his “awakening” he has had a “higher father.” Why wouldn’t a “higher father” do what it is little Georgie’s experience that fathers do???

  • He wouldn’t have been invited to the Bush “performance” if he would be unappreciative in any way. Bush surrounds himself with those who will believe his performance and he does love to perform.
    I find it hard to believe that Brooks is this delusional because by any sense of the imagination he is stretching. Why would he mention Tolstoy in the same sentence with Bush?

    I find this particularly disturbing:
    “Conservatives are supposed to distrust government, but Bush clearly loves the presidency. Or to be more precise, he loves leadership. He’s convinced leaders have the power to change societies. Even in a place as chaotic as Iraq, good leadership makes all the difference.”

    Conservatives distrust government they don’t control. Bush loves the presidency so much because by his abuses of office he can pretty much act like a dictator. He has never, ever, been cooperative or compromising with Congressional Democrats.
    In our society leaders work together to to change societies, yet Bush ignores everyone who disagrees with him, refuses to admit failure, and has little regard for those who must abide his abuses of power. Hitler would not concede failure leaving his forces to fight to the death even after his suicide. It takes a brave leader to admit he’s wrong, something Bush is incapable of doing.

    Brooks cannot understand why many of us live in fear of this President…of what he might do next. To any rational person, Brooks is no longer even creditable. He has decided not only to dance to the president’s tune but insists on playing fiddle to the music.

  • I still believe that somewhere out there is an intellectually honest conservative whose opinions I may not agree with but can respect nevertheless. David Brooks is not one of them. I don’t understand why the Times gives him such valuable real estate on which to showcase his myopia and sanctimoniousness. His presence on the Op Ed page and appearances on All Things Considered and the Jim Lehrer Hour are one of the reasons I no longer support NPR or pay for the NY Times.

  • If, as someone else suggested, politics is just high school with higher stakes, the cast of characters in this unrequited romance are all too familiar:
    Bush is the once-popular jock on whom the bespectacled nerd Brooks (ditto Rove) has long had a humilating crush. Every now & then between ritual mortifications (the wedgies in the locker room, the cruel nicknames) the swaggering bully throws the pitiful dweeb a bone. He lets Brooks feel his muscles, lets him do his homework & every once in a while if he needs a really big favour, he lets Brooks come over to his parents house to bask in the glow of his tumescent, testicular confidence. He sits with his legs wide open, to give the little closet case a good basket view. To seal the deal lets his shorts leg gape, just enough for a quick flash of the Bushmeat. Shortly afterwards as he’s ushering the blushing lovestruck nerd to the door, he tells Brooks to make sure his picture’s on the cover of the Yearbook cuz that’ll convince his parents to buy him that Stingray…

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