A month ago, we had a terrific discussion, with a number of fascinating insights, exploring which of the Republicans presidential hopefuls is the “most genuinely scary.” Today, I thought we’d consider the inverse.
Whenever I consider the Republican field in the abstract, I’m amazed. “One of these guys,” I think to myself, “is going to be the GOP nominee next year. There’s a chance that one of them will take the oath of office in January 2009.” This is usually accompanied by the beginnings of a cold sweat. Josh Marshall recently said he’s “never seen a presidential cycle when the Republican field looks more feeble, dispirited and generally languid than this year.” I’m inclined to agree.
It got me wondering, though, who is the least scary candidate in the GOP field? Under no circumstances would I vote for any of them, but if I had to pick one of them, who’s the least offensive choice? Who, in other words, is the best of the worst?
What got me thinking about this was an item the other day from M.J. Rosenberg, who wrote a piece suggesting Romney is the least-bad.
He is smart (he was an incredibly successful businessman). He was, for a Republican, not a terrible governor and the Kennedy-Romney health care plan is better than most states have.
He is a flip-flopper. To me that means he does not believe the rightwing garbage he puts out with such abandon. Am I really to believe that he used to be accepting of gays but, with time, learned to be a bigot? Or that he used to be pro-choice but stem cell research (stem cell research!) made him favor back alley abortions? Or that a guy who never fired a gun in his life is now a die-hard gun nut.
Nope. I don’t believe it. I think he is lying through his teeth to get the GOP nomination and that, as President, could well flip flop again…. It’s a scary thought but compared to Presidents Giuliani, McCain, Brownback or any of the others, Romney is only half a nightmare.
Maybe you’d find this persuasive, maybe not, but given the current field, it’s slim pickings.
As far as I can tell, these are the possible up-sides to the various candidates:
* John McCain — He’s not that bad on campaign-finance reform.
* Rudy Giuliani — If he chose to govern based on his actual beliefs, he’s moderate on a handful of social issues (abortion and gay rights).
* Mitt Romney — See above.
* Fred Thompson — He might be too lazy to actually try to do anything too damaging.
* Sam Brownback — He’s not bad on Darfur.
* Mike Huckabee — He once showed a semblance of fiscal responsibility by raising taxes in Arkansas.
* Ron Paul — He’d probably withdraw troops from Iraq.
* Tommy Thompson, Duncan Hunter, and Tom Tancredo — Um, give me a minute…. I’m sure I’ll think of something….
Obviously, we know all the reasons why these men would all make awful presidents. Equally obvious, at least to me, is the fact that the nation desperately needs to elect a Dem in 2008.
But this is just for the sake of discussion. Of the bad, who’s the least bad?