Sycophancy 101

I try to read the transcript of every presidential speech, but they tend to get monotonous and repetitious. The real fun ones, however, are those rare occasions when Bush opens the floor to questions. When the president is reading a prepared text, I know what to expect. When Bush responds to a question, he’s more far more likely to say something entertaining.

Of course, that only works if the questions come from reporters or regular Americans. Today, the president spoke to the Associated General Contractors of America, which showered Bush with the kind of support and affection that the president craves.

Here are all of the questions:

1. “In May of 2006, my second cousin was on his second tour in Iraq. Corporal Cory Palmer, he’s in the Marines, he was on patrol in a Humvee, and they ran over a roadside bomb. He and many others in that Humvee perished. What do I need to do, what does the media need to do to help you, so that my second cousin, and others like him, have not died or been injured in vain?”

2. “I’d like to know, like a lot of other people in this room, we have family members — we have family members who are actively involved in the security of this country in various ways. From them, we’ve received positive information that we consider credible, who say about the success and the good things that are happening as a result of us being in Iraq. I would like to know why and what can be done about we, the American people, receiving some of that information more from the media.”

3. ” What do you pray about, and how we can we pray for you?”

4. “You talked about the terror of 9/11, and what I wanted to share with you, my wife and I had our first child two months after 9/11. We named her Grace, because we felt that the world needed some grace at the time. And what I wanted to (inaudible) is the fact that our appreciation and keeping my family and also the families of America safe for the past five years.”

No one got around to asking, “Mr. President, how do you maintain your youthful good looks,” but I think that’s because the president stopped after four questions.

As for the answers to these softballs….

1. Bush said the way to make sure the troops don’t die in vain “is to remind legislators that regardless of their position on the war, that they have got to fund our troops, that they have got to make sure that without conditions of — that say you’ve got to withdraw by a certain date.”

2. Responding to the notion that the media isn’t giving us the good news out of Iraq, Bush said, “You’ve got a kid in Iraq who is emailing mom daily, talking about the realities of what he or she sees. Information is moving — you know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets. It’s amazing how many emails I see from people that are writing in what they think and what they hear.” (Yes, he really said “Internets.” And no, he apparently hasn’t heard about the crackdown on the troops’ blogs.)

3. As for the praying, Bush said, “The fact that you would ask the question, how can I pray for you, speaks volumes about the United States of America. I have been amazed by the fact that millions of Americans of all faith, all political backgrounds, pray for me and Laura. And it is unbelievably sustaining. It is comforting. It is humbling to be prayed for.”

4. As for little Grace, Bush said, “[T]he question is, will Grace live in a peaceful world, today and tomorrow? Today, we will continue to stay on the pressure. And we’re sharing intelligence and we’re on the offense. And my attitude is, is that if the United States ever let up, it would embolden, it would send the wrong signal. So we’re pressuring.”

I really don’t know the point of having the president talk to a room full of sycophants who believe his arguments and laugh at his jokes, but I suspect it makes him feel better.

These cannot possibly be for real. Surely the questions were planted, right? Or am I wrong about every single thing I’ve ever come to believe in my life?

  • Regarding dying in vain.

    Again… I know it is unpalatable as a vegimite sandwich for most Americans, but no one says it quite that Mike Gravel:

    “The only thing worse that soldiers dying in vain is more soldiers dying in vain.”

    Like it or not it is the truth.
    Keep saying it Mike, because we all know that Hillary and Obama can’t….

  • Wow, what’s the deal with this group? Is it like the Chamber of Commerce or something? Why such complete ass-kissers?

  • “I have been amazed by the fact that millions of Americans of all faith, all political backgrounds, pray for me and Laura.”

    Bad grammar aside, that has to be the most self-centered comment I have ever heard a politician, let alone the president, say publically.

  • Must
    stop
    fist
    from
    punching
    monitor.

    I’ve got nothing that isn’t laden with profanity to say about this asshole. Why do people continue to blindly follow this guy? Are they so sheltered and uneducated about the world that they think just because he’s been elected (cough, cough) President that he must always be right? Helloooo!!!!

  • “I really don’t know the point of having the president talk to a room full of sycophants who believe his arguments…”

    Well, the first reason is that these little talks likely result, eventually, in large cash donations to the Republican party.

    And don’t think that these contractors believe Bush’s arguments. They probably do not care if his arguments are right or wrong, just as long as the big fat government contracts and other big cash payments keep coming their way through a rigged system for rewarding contracts to big Bush and GOP supporting contractors.

  • Also, he doesn’t make any sense when he speaks – don’t they notice that?!?!

    Sheesh!

  • The fact that the MSM will relate the above Q&A with a straight face is why more and more people are tuning in to Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

  • Hit the nail on the head CB, making Comrade W feel better is what it’s all about. It’s all it’s ever about, but now more than ever.

  • Yes, he really said “Internets.” — CB

    This may be what he’s referring to when he says the Internets. The Internets

    There’s also a government component to Internet2. I wonder how much of the White House communication goes through this network?

  • I am surprised I didn’t see a question like:

    “Mr. Bush: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?”

  • Well, now I understand why I’ve never met a General Contractor with the brains to do the job right without constant supervision and threats of lawsuits.

  • Gravel is right. “The only thing worse than soldiers dying in vain is more soldiers dying in vain.”

    Some people are smart enough to get out of Chinese handcuffs, and some aren’t.

  • Why do people continue to blindly follow this guy?

    Mental illness? Full frontal lobotomies? A member of their family who will be killed if they don’t?

    **shrugs**

    And for the record, I pray for Bush every day …

    … well, if you consider asking whatever god or gods exist that he gets hit by a bus driven by Dick Cheney that eventually goes off a cliff “praying” …

  • Glenn (re #3) –

    “Why such complete ass-kissers?”

    I would refer to them as “Judas-Americans.”

    For their 30 pieces of silver (AKA tax cuts), they are willing to sell out America, their fellow Americans, and the world.

    In other words, short-sighted greed.

    Well, throw in some tribalism, and I only mention this because I have personally seen a lot of illogical hatred toward Democrats.

  • I’ve never met a General Contractor with the brains to do the job right without constant supervision and threats of lawsuits. —Comment by Tom Cleaver

    Well I have, and some of them are related to me, and they all hate George W Bush. This was nothing but a set up; if there weren’t plants in the audience asking those questions I’ll eat my proverbial hat. Construction workers may not have had some of the advantages of a fine education, but they are far from stupid. That was a very mean spirited thing to write and inappropriate. It is not helpful to trash an entire group of people because you may have had a bad personal experience with a Builder or whatever your problem is.

  • ROTFLMLiberalAO,

    Keep saying it Mike, because we all know that Hillary and Obama can’t….

    Obama highlighted the “wasted” lives in Iraq in his candidacy announcement. You may remember there was a bit of stink about it.

    This kind of knee-jerk rhetoric is as pathetic at these questions.

  • Kool-ade questions from out-of-the-blue..nothing staged here. What a fucking joke this White House has become.
    A sick, perverted, twisted, cruel joke.

  • If “Goddamn you, george bush” is a prayer, I pray for the asshole at least a dozen times a day.

  • “It is humbling to be prayed for.”

    I don’t think he understands the meaning of humility.

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