The Applebee’s America Quiz — and why I’m apparently a Republican

There’s a new book coming out called “Applebee’s America,” which purports to offer some helpful insights into the political landscape. But if the quiz the authors are using is any indication, I’m a little concerned about the book’s reliability.

In this era of technology, terror, and massive social change, it takes a deft touch to connect with Americans. Applebee’s America cracs [sic] the twenty-first century code for political, business, and religious leaders struggling to keep pace with the times.

A unique team of authors — Douglas B. Sosnik, a strategist in the Clinton White House; Matthew J. Dowd, a strategist for President Bush’s two campaigns; and award-winning political journalist Ron Fournier — took their exclusive insiders’ knowledge far outside Washington beltway in search of keys to winning leadership.

OK, sounds vaguely interesting. Apparently, the disparate group of authors came up with their own way of looking at the political landscape and came up with some new buzzwords, including a “Gut Values Connection.”

Moreover, the three writers argue that “the best way to judge whether you belong to the Red Tribe (Republican), Blue Tribe (Democrat) or Tipping Tribe (swing voter) is to understand your lifestyle choices.” The “blue state”/”red state” dynamic doesn’t work because, in many states, the political minority is nearly half the state. It’s more accurate to look at “tribes” that ignore state lines. Fair enough.

The problem comes when they offer you a quiz to help you determine which “tribe” you’re a part of.

Sosnik, Dowd, and Fournier believe Americans’ “political impulses are strongly influenced” by those around us. To help us understand the “lifestyle choices” the shape our political choices, they offer a 12-question quiz. Here’s one gem:

Which special event would you be more inclined to attend?

* Monster Truck Show
* Pro Wrestling Match

These are my choices? What if I don’t care for either? Here’s another:

You’re at a cocktail party, and the only choices are gin, bourbon, scotch and vodka. Which liquor do you choose?

* Bourbon or Scotch
* Gin or vodka

In all, I scored an 11, which put me well into the “Red Tribe” category (the maximum score was 12). This, despite being an unapologetic Democrat in one of the bluest states in the country.

Ryan Lizza, who scored an eight, said the quiz “seems to be a laughably poor demonstration of the supposed power of this new political voodoo.” Feel free to take the test yourself and let me know what you think, but at this point, I’m not impressed.

I scored an 8. Definitely not accurate as I am the most liberal person I know; I can’t discuss politics with my Republican family and certain people at work call me a socialist (which I am not). Honestly, where did they get their choices?

  • My answers to these questions is pretty much “none of the above”.

    Any forced choice quiz without wider options ultimately produces a badly flawed response.

    Might as well start reading David Brooks and his factually incorrect generalizations that help him spread today’s authoritarian talking points.

  • Well, I got a 4, True Blue.

    And I think that test was a load of CRAP!

    What a stupid series of choices. Doctor Pepper versus Pepsi? Where the hell was Vernor’s Ginger Ale?

    Monster Truck Rallies? Professional wrestling? How is either of those Blue?

    Did these guys just get blitzed one Saturday night and think this crap up?

    If you want some tool to do this kind of analysis, hire a hundred college statistics students to test about a thousand different questions on ‘tribal’ preferences against real (admited) voting records and find some real indicators.

    And nothing about where you buy your coffee? Who the f**k would miss that?

    (I don’t actually drink coffee, so the last was very tongue-in-cheek 😉

  • Golly gee, I scored a 9, which clearly puts me in the “red tribe.” Kinda odd for someone who’s voted a straight Democrat ticket for the past 26 years….

  • I’m a liberal living in one of the bluest cities in the world, and I scored a 6- a true tipper. I can’t even comprehend why some choices are red or blue (hint- the top choice in every case is red.) Aside from the “these are both crap” response needed (wrestling or monster truck? Coors or Bud?), these are ridiculous assumptions. Saving money makes you red, while gamboling makes you blue? Uh, not in the statistics I’ve seen. Red people read about news of the world while blue people watch TV? Court TV is blue, Discovery red? This is like Bobo Brooks on acid- how many points do I get for using the abbreviation WTF?

  • Um, yeah. I scored in the Red zone as well (8). I believe that if I shopped at Whole Foods more often I would probably been a swing voter. Of course a little analysis will show that the local large grocery chain is 1 mile from my house. The nearest Whole Foods is at least 5-7 miles from my house. Combining the cost of the extra fuel and the extra cost for the organic foods wouldn’t it stand to reason that I needed to save money and therefore was not a Republican?

    Whatever, total crock.

    How about this question –

    Are you more likely to
    a) Endanger the safety of Americans through dangerous thinking
    b) Turn in your neighbor for violating the watering ban

  • This is the most pathetic survey Ive ever seen. I wonder what schools graduated this set of morons. If they learned anything, since then it has surely been debased by political pandering. It’s not even worth commenting individually on the inanity of the questions. Clearly, these people have no concept about how to build an unbiased survey. A new low.

  • I scored an eight as well, not that it matters at all. This quiz kind of reminds me of ridiculous baseball stats. You know, the ones like “Johnson has a 3.42 ERA on Tuesday evenings on the road in a dome when striking out six or more batters in his previous start.”

  • I think it only generates random scores. How the heck can you weigh option between wrestling and monster truck choice? Not valid; I’d not do either unless I had my arm twisted hard. I wonder if anyone comes away convinced about partisanship to which they never gave any thought to in the first place since they are uninformed and incurious.

  • Okay, I got a score of 0 because I didn’t like any of the choices, and put nothing down. Then I retook the quiz, answering one question and got a score of 1. I retook the quiz a second time, answering the same question with the other answer, and still got a one.

    I think that if you answer anything, you will be considered “red.” However, based on my first choices, I know that I’m true blue.

  • These bozos haven’t got a collective double-digit IQ. They are IDIOTS. That these morons get money to do what they do makes me want to go out and chew nails. I doubt there is one of them who could find the zipper on their fly with both hands on a clear day with a 2 hour advance notice (or, once found, have a clue what’s going on there).

    They would FLUNK any introduction to social sciences or introduction to marketing classes where people learn how to ask these kinds of questions.

    If this test existed on paper, it wouldn’t even be worthwhile toilet-paper substitute. I want to get an e-mail for them and tell them what I think of their moron stupidity.

  • How these morons are employed is beyond me.

    Douglas B. Sosnik, a strategist in the Clinton White House; Matthew J. Dowd, a strategist for President Bush’s two campaigns; and award-winning political journalist Ron Fournier.

    Honestly, how’d they get those jobs? I’m truly dumbfounded. If anyone ever gave me shoddy work like that they’d be redoing it. Twice and they’d be looking for a new job.

    I scored a six, but to be honest I’d probably answer differently every time I took it. I find most of the answers detestable. Who drinks Bud or Coors? Blech.

    Give me a Blue Moon.

  • Pick all first response get a 12
    Pick all second response get a 1
    Pick half and half get a 6

  • My replies to the rigged quiz would be as follows:

    I tend to put the extra dollar in the local charity collection can.

    Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, and Sprite all suck swampwater. It’s Coke, the occasional Budweiser, or sun-tea.

    If it isn’t a Volvo, you can keep the damned car.

    Neither one. One is at the public library, and the other is a waste of dead plant material.

    The pantry, or the chest freezers. It’s called “grow your own.”

    I am mortally allergic to cocktail parties—and all that that ensues.

    Neither one, you insidious twits. We have a perfectly good well, and a spring. We don’t even need a water-softener system.

    Budweiser—whether it’s on special or not. And, I tend to aviod “happy hour.”

    Pro wrestling is one of the few things in this world that’s more fake than the simian-in-chief who’s running the country right now—but I will attend a truck show, if they promise to run over a bunch of pro wrestlers, provide a free lunch, and say lots of bad things about Buch, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Rove, and SlowFlake.

    I don’t do either. I spend time reading CBR, checking the news and weather—and writing.

    We don’t have cable. My 8-year-old likes NASA, the 5-something tunes into Disney, and the 16-month-old demands her daily dose of Teletubbies (they make more sense than the government).

    Only a Republican deals in such absolutes. Well, maybe the Sith—but they’re only in the movies

  • Horrible, horrible, horrible. I get some of them (e.g., whiskey vs. clear booze). Others are patently one-sided. If you’re married, you’re more likely to have visited eBay than Match.com. If you live far from an organic grocer or don’t wish to spend that much money, you’ll go to the chain grocer; grouping Wal-Mart in with other grocers is ridiculous. If you just think Saabs are ugly (as I do), you won’t buy a Saab.

    Curiously enough, the Dr. Pepper question actually has some validity. I don’t know why, but Dr. Pepper drinkers lean pretty solidly Republican. That’s the sort of thing you pick up on when you sit in on some micro-targeting sales pitches.

  • It reminds me of the simple test for intelligence…

    “I have a simple test for intelligence – want to take it?”
    “Sure, what is it?”
    “You just failed. There is no simple test for intelligence. If you were intelligent you’d know that.”

    Ummm…. yeah.

  • Let me just add that I am a solid D and chose whiskey and Dr. Pepper. It’s just that those two definitely do correlate. These questions are all micro-targeting related, but the problem is that they don’t get into any of the more obvious demographic questions. You need both for the system to actually work to any reliable degree.

  • You guys convinced me not to bother taking the test.

    In case anyone is interested here’s one that is pretty good Political Compass

    It’s been awhile since I took it, but if I remember correctly I scored to the left of Gandhi.

  • Utterly absurd. I didn’t even finish the damn thing, because half the questions don’t have an option I would accept (domestic beer? Please!) and others offer appealing options for both choices (I happen to like scotch, gin, and vodka).

    This test has all the political insight of a junior high civics project.

  • The fact they lead with all “republican” choices is a flaw in test design even if the content is valid. I build tests for a living and this is probably the most slip-shot quiz I’ve ever seen. Forced choices with only two options is a poor choice. I think that it was built to produce high scores because most people will choose the first option if they do not feel strongly about either. I think they are trying to convert stupid people into thinking they are Republicans.

  • I got a 6, too, and here is my analysis on what some of these quesions might mean:

    Save it for a rainy day = thrifty Puritan (Red)
    Buy a lottery ticket = triumph of hope over despair (Blue)

    U.S. News & World Report = authoritarian worldview (Red)
    TV Guide = creative, mildly anarchistic Hollywood type (Blue)

    Buy groceries at WalMart = uninformed on health issues (Red)
    Buy groceries at WholeFood = concerned about environment and health (Blue)

    Bourbon or Scotch = cowboy industrialist (Red)
    Gin or Vodka = sophicated world traveler (Blue)

    Monster Truck Show = mindless displays of brute force (Red)
    Pro Wrestling = occasional displays of scantily clad women (Blue)

    Discovery Channel = curiosity about the world (Blue)
    Court TV = desire to punish enemies of society (Red)

    The others I can’t quite see the logic, but maybe somebody else can.

  • WHAT are they smoking?

    a. what kind of choices are these?
    b. They appear to be making a weird assumption that:
    – liberals don’t like American sports.
    – liberals are unable to make cost/benefit judgements about Whole Foods vs. the local grocer (I’m from Austin, and my motto is f#$k Whole Foods.)
    – Coors vs. Bud? Double you Tee Eff? How about Piss vs. Vinegar? And what is that supposed to determine? Blue Tribers like Domestic, mass-produced, melon-juice flavored Bud? Or Blue Tribers prefer slightly better-tasting, mass-produced, brewed by a guy named “Adolf” for a good reason Coors?

    However, in the Monster Truck Rally vs. Pro Wrestling Match, there is one, and ONLY One True Answer, and that is Monster Truck Rally with a big, Blue, “Yeee-Hawww.” At least Monster Truck Rallies are real…

  • Is Dowd the crazy brother of Maureen Dowd of NYTimes? If so, I can see why this quiz is so inane.

    Worst. Survey. Ever.

    I’ll recommend this to all my stat professors to include in their “how to build an unreliable survey” sections of their courses.

  • Thanks for the link MAA,

    Me:

    Your political compass
    Economic Left/Right: -1.63
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.64

    Which makes me a Economic Leftist, though not too much, and a Social Libertarian by a bit more.

  • I just like bourbon.

    Maybe this is the point: to try and convince EVERYONE that they are conservative. I thought that I thought Republicans are destroying this country, but I do shop at Kroger…

    Look, I know you think you are liberal. But really, I mean really, you drink freaking Dr. Pepper. How dare you betray your own supposed political conscience with that beverage! Unhand the red can, mister.

  • At least Monster Truck Rallies are real…

    How do you know? I mean, really know… ;->

    I scored an 8 and consider myself pretty diehard liberal. I have no idea of the correlations used to create the “quiz” but it clearly has very little predictive power.

    On the other hand, political compass, cited at comment # 24 actually is pretty good. Especially given that it doesn’t rely on the pathetically simple-minded liberal/conservative continuum, but rather intelligently adds in a 2nd axis. Yes, even more axes would be more accurate, but they would add alot of complexity and would be nearly impossible to represent graphically.

  • Ludicrous. I’m an 8. At least the “monster truck” question was easy for me, as I’d actually attended WWF events in my childhood.

    If the authors are serious, they’ll take down that quiz.

  • I agree: test is bollocks. I am a liberal raised by liberal parents in a liberal area of a blue state, and I got labelled Red-stater, of course.

    Of course the questions are ridiculous–there is no “Blue” lifestyle any more than there is a “Red” one. There are stereotypes, and this test doesn’t even do a good job of identifying those.

  • 2Manchu — I scored a 10 as well. It must be a Nebraska thing.

    Was I the only person who had difficulty with the Pro Wrestling v. Monster Truck question? Doesn’t it totally depend on if there is a steel cage match at the Pro Wrestling event?

  • Yikes. -8.5 Economic Left/Right, -5.95 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian, which puts me well to the left of Gandhi.

    I scored 6 on the other (really, really stupid) test, which makes me a swing voter.

    Yeah, okay, I voted for Eugene McCarthy in 1976, so I guess it’s possible for me to swing a bit now and then…

  • Where would you rather drown your mother in law?
    (1) in a lake
    (2) in an ocean
    How insightful.

  • This is a test for easily influenced idiots.

    “I scored an 11, that makes me a Republican’t. Guess I better vote for Republican’ts from now on….duh,” (digging 3rd knuckle deeper into my nose).

  • Where would you rather drown your mother in law?
    (1) in a lake
    (2) in an ocean
    ” – beep52

    Where is choice #3: all of the above?

  • The “survey” must be a joke or some phony lure to place cookies on as many computers as possible. I scored a “9,” but most of the questions involved a coin toss for indifference – which – of course – was not offered as a choice. I often wonder how one gets a job pontificating on American politics, because examples like this show that insight, intellect, and talent are not necessarily deal breakers. Where was:
    Which would you rather do?
    > Sip a decaf, tall, non-fat latte while listening to NPR and prattling on about how much you hate America, God, and puppies OR
    > Clear brush from the property of your local church while singing “I’m Proud to Be An American” before jumping into your Ford F-250 to get dinner at Applebees?

  • That might be the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a year. It scored me as an 11. Had there been a ‘none of the above option’, I probably would have entered it on 3/4 of the questions.
    Did someone actually get paid to concoct that?

  • I, too, scored an 11.
    Not bad for a liberal Democrat!
    How can I get a job writing junk like this quiz?

  • The crazy choice is Saab v. Audi. I mean, what? Now, if it were Volvo v. Hummer, I could maybe understand.

  • Utterly ridiculous. Could have been written by Brooks.

    We have gone from dialetical materialism to dialectical consumerism. Not that there couldnt be a good test. Listening to Foxnews makes you
    a angry at liberals
    b angry at foxnews

    I assume the book is more serious and this questionare is just a little bit of PR fluff designed to sell the book.

  • With the exception of the republican polsters who call me from time to time, those are some of the stupidest questions I have ever read. How have the mighty fallen? Has our university system become overrun with stupidity, or is this some sort of silly joke? It has been a few years since I took a methodology and research class, but that survey wouldn’t pass muster in a good high school government class. Who proofread this manuscript, Bozo the Clown?

    I think I got a six because of my refusal to decline to state when questioned about beverage choice or sports interests. No questions about cabernet vs merlot, or smoked cheddar vs jack, or Hamlet vs Lear? They have to be kidding. Maybe we should write our own survey.

  • The crazy choice is Saab v. Audi. I mean, what? Now, if it were Volvo v. Hummer, I could maybe understand.

    Saab v. Audi was a strange choice, but as an Audi owner, I at least had an easy choice 🙂

    But in general, that quiz was insanely stupid.

  • Wow. Without trying I scored a 12. Then I had to close all my Mr. Gay International windows so I could get back to this one and post again.

  • Marcus, the questionnaire you recommended is great. Here’s my are my scores:

    Economic Left/Right: -6.25
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.23

    Hey, CB you should take it an let us know how you did.

    The Applebee’s quiz is about as stupid a quiz as have ever seen. As CB and others have pointed out, for most of the questions neither option is satisfactory. Perhaps they are testing a new quiz for the place mats at Applebee’s Bar and Grills.
    By the way the first time I took it I scored a 5. I left many answers blank. Next, I left all of the answers blank, which is a better approximation to who I am. This yield an accurate 0. What does this say about the red-blue divide. I believe it says, that if your smart enough not to answer you must be blue.

  • your smart enough I’m smart enough not to answer but not smart enough to write the contraction you’re.

  • This “questionnaire” wouldn’t have made it into any Sociology classroom I ever heard of. I can’t believe anyone asked such questions. Here are my answers.

    You’re at the counter of your local convenience store and have an extra dollar in change. You: put into a charity/community donation bucket.

    At a picnic with friends, you open a cooler full of soft drinks and reach for the: Coca-Cola (the Democratic soft drink – FDR game them the exclusive military contract during WWII – Nixon prominently held up a Pepsi can in the “kitchen debate” with Khrushchev).

    You’ve won the jackpot on a game show and have a choice between two kinds of vehicles. You select the: city bus or a cab or Amtrak or an airline (I don’t own a car).

    A free subscription to one of the following two magazines is offered to you. Which one do you choose? Martha Stewart Living, Wood.

    You’re headed out to buy some groceries. You are most likely to visit: once a week, the Fairhaven Market (walking distance from my home); once a week the Food Co-op (a bus ride for eco-friendly meats, organic foods, fine wine selection), once a month Fred Meyers (cab or ride; staples, quantities).

    You’re at a cocktail party, and the only choices are gin, bourbon, scotch and vodka. Which liquor do you choose? All of them (seldom Vodka or Scotch). What? no Ouzo? Aperol (for Spritzes)? LImone? Brandy? Rum?

    If we opened your refrigerator, it is more likely that we would find which brand of bottled water: none – they’re all rip-offs.

    You’re at happy hour and there is a special on domestic beer. Which do you choose? Any local micro-brewery. Never, never, never Coors or Bud (i.e., flat horse piss).

    Which special event would you be more inclined to attend? Seattle Symphony or Opera. Bellingham Festival of Music. Annual Ski to Sea race and parade. Blue grass music.

    If we checked your Internet history, it would more likely show that you had visited: the Carpetbagger Report.

    Nothing is on network TV you are interested in, so you click through cable, do you: nothing. There’s seldom anything that interests me, and if it does I tape it for later viewing w/o commercials.

    Between the following sporting events, which would you more likely watch? Seattle Mariners baseball [not a choice], though I prefer listening on the radio rather than being glued to the boob-tube for three hours.

  • How on earth did they come up with this? Is there any correlation whatsoever whether Coors or Budweiser and suggest your party affiliation?

    I always figured that ALL those choices left you leaning toward the Red, but then I live in deep blue Portland, Oregon, aka Little Beirut, and where microbrews are king and Coors and Bud are scorned with equal vigor. My point being that even that correlation is a regional one, not a political one.

  • Considering that the Discovery Channel (Science for republicans???) makes you red, I’d have to say the quiz was written by stupidasses.

  • I am a total liberal living a liberal city.

    I scored an 8.

    As eveyone has noted, many questions came down to the lesser of two evils.

    The upside is that when my parents harangue me for being a sissy liberal, I can say, “No, this proves I am a kick ass republican, just like you two!” since they would believe in bullshit like this (after all, they believe Bushie).

  • Stupidest quiz ever. Over half of my responses would have been Neither. I don’t drink soda, I don’t buy bottled water for home, I don’t drink Coors or Bud (even if there is a special) and don’t watch sports. I think this is really a quiz to see if you are likely to take a quiz;>

  • I got a 9. These are some of the most pointless, banal, shallow generalizations I’ve ever seen, and they have the added bonus of not even being generalizations that are remotely connected to reality. Most of these questions are completely apolitical (Audi vs. Saab…what the fuck?), and the ones that have a bare hint of relavance are boring conventional wisdom cliches that have been completely detached from any meaning they may have origonally carried.

  • This poll says much more about the authors than it does about anyone taking it. From studying the results, as well as the question choices, it is obvious that the authors want to characterize democrats as:

    1) financially irresponsible (Lottery ticket)
    2) boring (courtTV)
    3) rich (evian counts as a ‘blue’ response)
    4) shallow (TV Guide over US News & World Report)
    5) liscentious (Dating site over Ebay)

    This quiz makes me want to not by the book very badly.

  • Wow, that thing is pathetic. So many questions that have no serious connection to your politics.

    When I grew up, wealthy Republicans drank gin-and-tonics, especially when it’s so friggin’ hot out. It’s July, for goodness sake. In college we called them “preppie coolers”.

  • First, the design is inept since it just gives me a popup saying I got a 7 without any indication of what that means.

    Second, what’s with the questions where both answers are what any normal person would consider red (Bud/Coors, monster truck/wrestling)?

    And then there are the questions where one answer seems somewhat red and the other somewhat blue, but the idiots have mixed up the answers. Discovery Channel (which sometimes contains dangerously scientific information) is red, while Court TV (which whips people into a frenzy about the latest crime that has nothing to do with them) is blue? US News & World Report is red and TV Guide is blue? Buying lottery tickets is blue? Are they completely insane?

  • I couldn’t find an answer that had any meaning. Unanswerable. If that’s as good as their book is, there are no Audis or Saabs in their future. A used Yugo, maybe, and a case of Miller Lite weighing down the rear suspension.

    I think red and blue are tribulations, not tribes. I’m green.

    Have more fun. Take this test. (Click on Run and skip the tutorial… You’ll need Flash if you don’t already have it.)

  • Yep, it was pretty silly. The Wal-Mart vs Whole Foods thing, well I live in Missouri and shop at a mid-size employee owned chain based in Iowa. Choice of hard liquor? I almost never drink it but at a Glasgow Worldcon bid party at the World Science Fiction convention I found that I can definitely enjoy treating fine single malt scotch as a sipping drink. And Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey was always a fan favorite in my circle. Domestic beer? Give me something from Boulevard Beer, located about 30 miles from my house or any of the great small breweries that have spouted up in the last couple of decades. You’d probably never catch me at either a monster truck event or wrestling. There could have been one caveat to that, which is I had a friend who did air brush art on cars, trucks and boats, including Big Foot. If I had a chance to see something he did close up I’d do it. To add to memories of Dan, who died in a tragic accident. Then I’d want to see a monster truck.

  • I scored 11! And I would vote for a dead yellow dog before I’d vote Republican. This was absolutely ludicrous. Dumbest question: X games or college football vs. Tennis or MLS. I would not give X games the time of day, but red or blue, college football is massively more popular than tennis or soccer (both of which I enjoy). I can’t believe these guys get paid money for their political advice.

  • I also scored an 11, and am about as hardcore a liberal as they come.

    I’m baffled at why they think an Audi and a Saab are radically different, or how a monster truck show and pro wrestling are on different sides of the cultural divide. Moronic.

  • I got a 9, and count me among those who are confused and thinking, “What the hell?” It seems to me that these people are desperate for buzzwords like “tribes” so they can sound all edgy on Sunday morning. “Oh no Tim, it’s not a state thing. It’s a tribe thing.”

    I think I can kind of slightly understand some questions like the Coors/Bud- it’s an image thing. Of course, I don’t know of any image difference between Coors and Bud, which makes it seem really, really weird.

  • The Coors v. Bud question got me thinking about a neighbor’s New Year’s party I went to. We’re not close friends or anything, but they were nice enough to invite us, so we went along. I’m a snobby beer drinker so I was nonplussed when given the following choices from the cooler: Bud Light, Coors Light, Miller Light, and Busch Light. I tried one of each and could tell virtually no difference.

    A few weeks later I asked a savvy friend of mine what the difference between the four beers was. He said, “That’s easy! Different NASCAR drivers.” Sure enough, our host had bought four different kinds of watery “beer” to avoid offending their guests ny patronizing the wrong racing team.

    Oh…and they’re big Republicans.

  • Oh, yes, I forgot about the Coors/Bud question in my list of both-red answers. What is the difference, except that the Coors family might make more right-wing political donations than whoever owns Budweiser?

  • Scored 8 – woulda been 9 if I didn’t know who Adolph Coors was named after. Most of my lib’rel Democrat friends think that I’m a left wing looney. I held local office as a Democrat for eight years. I think that Socialism is an ideal that we can learn from.

  • “Marcus, the questionnaire you recommended is great. Here’s my are my scores:

    Economic Left/Right: -6.25
    Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.23” – rege

    And I thought it was just your typing that was scary 😉

  • Dumbest. Quiz. Ever.

    I scored a “9” putting me solidly in the red. I’m not even sure how I could have “blued” up the results…Saab over the Audi perhaps? Jesus, what a joke.

    Other questions in the extended quiz:

    How do you like your robe and hood?
    a) Light starch.
    b) No starch.

    You keep your handgun…
    a) In your bedside drawer.
    b) Under your pillow.

    The sticker on your truck is…
    a) A Dale Earnhart “3”
    b) A “W”

  • Weird…I answered all 12 and got a 0, which really doesn’t describe my politics. I lean toward the left, but would have guessed I’d get a 4 or 5.

  • It is simply amazing to me how ingrained is the assumption that all Americans drink alcohol. I don’t; therefore I cannot complete these types of tests which offer innumerable false alternatives, including questions which assume one drinks alcohol.

  • Total drivel. Only “Republican” answers count, so not answering is the same as answering ‘Democratic.’ (I don’t drink beer, have never driven a car in my life, wouldn’t attend either wrestling or a monster truck show, have never visited either eBay or a dating site, have BOTH Dannon and a local brand of bottled water in my fridge — Dannon’s wide-mouth gallons are better for making the instant iced tea I live on, the local brand is cheap — and would only drink bourbon if no rye (my favorite drink), Irish or rum were available, like both CourtTV and DiscoveryChannel but probably would watch USA network because of Monk, Psych and Dead Zone, Sci-Fi if Eureka, Stargate, or Dead Like Me were on, TNT for The Closer, or, best of all, BBCAmerica — a REAL Blue State thing, perhaps — when Life on Mars is on. That is assuming the METS weren’t on, I’ve been watching baseball longer than I have anything else. Etc, etc.

    Pure idiocy.

  • I took the test MAA suggests as well. Found myself somewhere near the Dalai Lama. Better than the other one, except that this one requires answers on some questions I would have left blank or would have picked ‘other’ for.

    However, I am a true Marxist in believing that I wouldn’t join any group that would have me as a member.

  • Lance, Boo! Sorry I didn’t mean to scare anyone. Many people tell me that I’m too liberal. For the most part they are Republicans so I dismiss it out of hand. Well, here is some objective evidence that I am rather liberal, but I wouldn’t say too liberal.

  • I don’t know why I’m posting here… There’s obviously NO INTELLIGENT LIFE here…

    The quiz is scientific. I know that LIBERALS don’t really have a clue in the science fields, but here’s how it works:

    Someone posed these questions to a group of people.

    The people responded.

    The data were analyzed and it was determined that certain responses indicated the statistical probability of party affiliation.

    Hmmmm… Damn science!

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