The Bush gang might as well hire Baghdad Bob

I have to assume that White House Press Secretary Tony Snow no longer wants to be taken seriously. He just doesn’t care. He’s got the cool job, he’s getting to do some campaigning for far-right Republicans, and he’s a bit of a celebrity … so if his answers don’t coincide with reality at all, it’s simply of no interest. It’s not like Karl Rove is going to complain.

Snow, for example, sat down with Howard Kurtz yesterday on CNN’s Reliable Sources, where the press secretary proceeded to make some incredibly strange arguments. The discussion led with the Iraq Study Group, and reporters’ motivations for asking about the administration’s failed policy.

KURTZ: [T]he “New York Times” and the “Chicago Tribune” called it a “rebuke of the administration policy” and the “Wall Street Journal” called it a “searing critique.” So you’re taking a position, speaking for the administration.

SNOW: I understand that.

KURTZ: It’s very different from the way news organizations are characterizing this.

SNOW: Well, yes, but news organizations were characterizing, interestingly, in direct defiance and contradiction to what the people who wrote it said. And it is worth taking into account the motive’s aims and objectives rather than saying, “Ah-ha, here’s a searing critique.”

For instance, is it searing critique that this report says, at the beginning of its own segment on actions forward, that it says, and I quote, and this was not something I was asked about, “We agree with the goal of U.S. policy in Iraq as stated by the president.” […]

KURTZ: They also said the policy is not working.

SNOW: No, what they said is that you need a new policy.

That’s absurd, and Snow has to realize it. James Baker said the Bush administration’s policy is “no longer viable.” The report plainly says, “Current US policy is not working.” And yet, Snow continues to deny obvious truths on national television.

How is this any different from Baghdad Bob saying, “There are no American infidels in Baghdad,” when there were bombs exploding behind him?

Indeed, Snow went on to stick to the long-discredited argument that somehow media reporting of the tragedies in Iraq is inappropriate.

KURTZ: You said, “What I think is demoralizing is a constant effort to try to portray this as a losing mission.” Do you think that journalists deliberately portray Iraq as a losing effort?

SNOW: I don’t know if it’s deliberate or not, but there is a failure narrative that tends to run through a lot. And you, I’m sure, have talked to servicemen who come back and say, “Why don’t they cover what I do? This is not what I see.”

Snow does realize that the violence in Iraq is, if anything, being under-reported, right?

I don’t mean to harp on Snow’s dishonesty so much — I can see some of you sitting there thinking, “Yes, yes, Tony Snow lies a lot; we get it” — but it’s more than just bald-faced mendacity that bothers me. We occasionally see reports that the election results shook up the White House. Bush is listening more, Rumsfeld’s gone, “cooperation” will no longer be considered a dirty word, etc.

But Snow’s interview yesterday reinforces the notion that the Bush gang is still very much the Bush gang, so reality can be ignored and interviews are just another chance to mislead the public. This was the case before the election, and it’s obviously the case after it.

It is not for the love of his fellow citizens that Tony Snow chews balderdash so early in the morning to spew upon them by noon, but rather so he can choose the filtered reality he and his WH will surely enjoy for dinner that same evening. -Kevo

  • It’s really easy to deny reality when one’s head is so firmly ensconced in one’s rectum.

    Snow reminds me of Kevin Bacon’s character in Animal House at the end when the homecoming parade has degenerated into an all out riot. Standing so tall while shrieking, “Allllll iisssss welllllllll!”

    It would be great comedy if it weren’t a war that didn’t have to happen.

  • This is typical of the cancer repubs have injected into political debate in this country. Facts are spun. The spun facts are respun until they say something unrelated, if not diametrically opposed to, what the original facts held. This started as a simple rhetorical device, and it served them well. Along the way, they lost track of what was fact and what was spin. All that counted was what sounded good. If MSM does not present their freshly spun version of reality as reality, it is proof of their partisan bias.
    People who point back to the original facts are seen as partisan hacks.

    Now, the need to avoid actual facts has them literally spinning themselves into an alternate reality. The disconnect is so obvious, it’s pathetic. To call this admin pathologically dishonest, credits them with a level of competence not in evidence. Every day it looks more and more as if they are simply deranged.

  • Boy George II’s policy towards reality. If we lie to the American people and 1/10th of them believe us, than we don’t have to accept reality.

    The faction has been going down for years now. At one time it was 4/10ths.

  • Anyone who expects anything but useless crap from Tony Snowjob should give a second’s thought to who appointed him. I’m getting to the point where I can’t stand to read/watch/hear anything at all about the Bush Crime Family.

  • Second what Ed said. Why would anyone expect anything else from this bunch? They are DELUSIONAL. How can anyone reason with them?

    They should be pelted with rotten tomatoes and animal dung everytime they speak.

  • Anyone remember Jon Lovitz’ character Tommy Flanagan?
    Tommy Flanagan interviewing Tony Snow, boy, I’d like to see that.
    And 30% of Americans support Bush.
    The mind reels.

  • If everything’s going that well in Iraq, Tony ought to do his next press conference from that little square in Baghdad named after George W. Bush, forecast by the prescient Richard Perle.

    Come on, you’ve heard of it. Abject Failure Square?? No??

  • What needs to happen is for Olbermann, Stewart and Colbert each to do a youtoube worthy piece pitting Baghdad Bob against Tony Snow, in competing clips. One could just do them side by side and provide funny commentary. another could have an expert panel (Jon Lovitz’ Liar character could be one such expert, maybe a Nixon impersonator, etc.) who judges between them on different lies. Would take care of what is left of Snow’s reputation.

  • Why does the White House press corps even go to Tony Snow’s briefings? He provides no news and his responses are absolutely predictable. If the media just wants some pro-administration lies to put into their papers and standups, they can e-mail me the questions and I can write ghastly lies just as audacious as Tony Snow, without them having to fight traffic to get to the White House press room.

    The White House press corps needs to boycott his press conferences for the next two years. The press will never get anything remotely newsworthy or truthfull out of Tony Snow and the reporters would actual be doing their job if they sought the same information elsewhere. Quit being stenographers when you know you’re being fed a plateful of BS!

  • KURTZ: They also said the policy is not working.

    SNOW: No, what they said is that you need a new policy.

    It’s like a fashion change. The king’s new/old clothes were just fine, but fashion dictates that he needs some new ones. His old clothes were “not working” but they were fine, so it’s time to replace them already.

    Problem?

  • According to the laws of engineering, we need duck tape for Snow’s moving mouth and WD40 for Bush’s immovable brain.

    Snow lies like a rug, perhaps that optmistic one that Barney was house trained on in the offal office.

    Snow’s right, there is a “failure narrative” about the war, it’s called the true story.

  • Following up on petorado’s comment, if the reporters must cover that beat, why don’t they treat Snowblind with the scorn and derision he deserves? I’m all for civility but telling bare faced fibs (and smirking about it) is pretty damn rude in my book.

    Plus, if the WH press hounds hammered him every time he strutted to the podium, he’d quit within a week. Probably to be replaced by Santorum, which would lead to further airing of his Hobbit fetish. An amusing time would be had by all.

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