The Bush gang needs, but can’t find, ‘a lot of stature’

About three weeks ago, the Washington Post had a fascinating scoop: the White House was looking (unsuccessfully) for a “high-powered czar to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.” The person would apparently be the new Commander in Chief — coordinating military policy and having the power to issue directions to the Pentagon, the State Department, and other agencies.

The report made the White House look utterly ridiculous. Not only were generals turning the Bush gang down, but the very notion that they were looking for someone who could oversee war policy made the president and his team look even more tragically inept than usual. As Jon Stewart said on The Daily Show, “So there you have it folks — five years into the global war on terror, the president believes it is now time for someone to be in charge of it.”

I genuinely expected the White House to bury this story as quickly as possible. As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, if I’m part of the White House communications team, I’d downplay the Post story, deny that any formal offers went to anyone, and insist that the idea was only in the discussion stage among low-level staffers.

But not these guys. Having fallen into a hole, the Bush gang decides to keep digging.

Stephen J. Hadley would be the first to tell you he does not have star power. But Mr. Hadley, the bespectacled, gray-haired, exceedingly precise Washington lawyer who is President Bush’s national security adviser, is in the market for someone who does — with the hope of saving Iraq.

Mr. Hadley is interviewing candidates, including military generals, for a new high-profile job that people in Washington are calling the war czar. The official (Mr. Hadley, ever cautious, prefers “implementation and execution manager”) would brief Mr. Bush every morning on Iraq and Afghanistan, then prod cabinet secretaries into carrying out White House orders.

It is the kind of task — a little bit of internal diplomacy and a lot of head-knocking, fortified by direct access to the president — that would ordinarily fall to Mr. Hadley himself. After all, he oversaw the review that produced Mr. Bush’s troop buildup in Iraq. But his responsibilities encompass issues around the globe, and he has concluded that he needs someone “up close to the president” to work “full time, 24/7” to put the policy into effect. He hopes to fill the job soon.

“What we need,” he said in a recent interview, “is someone with a lot of stature within the government who can make things happen.”

Hadley has to realize how ridiculous this sounds, doesn’t he?

When Hadley says he needs to find someone who can help save Iraq, it reminds us that the White House team is too incompetent to do it themselves.

I was also struck by the notion that Hadley’s global responsibilities keep him too darned busy to do his job effectively. To hear him tell it, it may be his job to coordinate and execute war policy with the State Department and the Pentagon, but he can’t limit his time to just two little countries like Iraq and Afghanistan. I’d love to ask Hadley: what else is on your plate that requires your attention? You’re the NSA, for crying out loud. If you can’t do your job, quit.

“Steve Hadley is an intelligent, capable guy, but I don’t think this reflects very well on him,” said David J. Rothkopf, author of “Running the World,” a book about the National Security Council. “I wouldn’t even call it a Hail Mary pass. It’s kind of a desperation move.”

Mr. Rothkopf sees the new position as “a tactic to separate the national security adviser from Iraq” — a way to save Mr. Hadley’s reputation. Ivo Daalder, a former Clinton administration official who is co-writing a book on national security advisers, said the proposal “raises profound questions” about Mr. Hadley’s “ability to put heads together and make sure that the president’s wishes are in fact his commands.”

You think?

But my favorite line is the notion that the White House needs someone who can “make things happen.” It’s not just that this makes Hadley sound weak and powerless, it’s that he actually has the problem backwards. The Bush gang — Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Hadley — have made all kinds of things happen. They came up with a strategy for the Middle East and implemented it. Sure, it was a fiasco of nightmarish proportions, but they clearly executed a specific policy.

Hadley doesn’t need someone to make things happen; he needs someone who can make something else happen. Good luck with that.

Someone with stature, someone who “makes things happen?” Bill Clinton is available.

  • typo alert: “the president believes it is now time for someone to be in charge of it”

  • The interview process may take longer than most of us here would like, but there is a great job interview process going on for someone with stature to give attention to Iraq and Afghanistan – with applicants like Clinton, Obama, Edwards, Richardson, Biden. . .

  • Racerx, logically you would be correct about that alleged typo, but given this is Dubya we’re talking about, can you really be certain?

  • Would it be too much to ask that the media point out that Hadley praised the “intellectual leadership” of the guy who United States Army General Tommy Franks called “stupidest guy on the face of the earth”?

    (That would be Doug Feith, BTW)

    And Hadley, excellent judge of intelligence that he is, is going to find us a new “high-powered czar to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

    I shudder to think who he would pick.

    From Hadley’s letter to Feith:

    Your efforts in developing the war on terrorism strategy, the global defense posture, the President’s June 24, 2002, Middle East speech, and moving forward the president’s agenda on advancing freedom and democracy are among your many significant accomplishments.

    For the last four years, you and your fine staff have provided outstanding support to Secretary Rumsfeld and the President.

    Your intellectual leadership within the interagency has helped us meet the challenges that face our nation at this critical time. But equally important, you have provided an example of honesty, decency, and integrity that have made you a valued colleague and friend to us all.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Feith#National_Security_Advisor_Stephen_Hadley

  • Given that Hadley is the moron who put the”16 words” into the 2003 SOTU, his reputation with Iraq is pretty well set. If that doesn’t sink him from here on out after January 20, 2009 (only 20 months and 20 days!), just being in the Bush Administration should take care of this halfwit.

    Amazing how all these idiots prove that the ability to pass the LSAT high enough to get into law school has nothing to do with actual intellect and talent and ability and such.

  • I thought this sAdministration believed in a powerful unified Executive branch. Why are they then trying to shirk off what should be the responsibility of the Commander-in-Chief??

    Only one answer: War Czar = Scapegoat for Iraq.

  • Seems to me President Bush is looking for a pinch hitter, as he has put out after out on the Iraqi scoreboard. Irony of all ironies if Gen. Casey were to take the job. Mudville may not be happy yet again with the pinch hitting outcome with Casey at bat. -Kevo

  • I think he needs someone who can make things ‘stop ‘ happening. Could these people be anymore incompetent. Like I say, this General Custer war plan met its end a long time ago. The “surge” was Bush’s only option besides admitting total defeat and withdrawing our troops. He and his advisers came to the conclusion that there was no hope in Iraq for democracy and a slow escalation would keep things at bay till he was out of office. Either way it could be blamed on the Democrats for not supporting the surge. Either way the Democrats would be left to straighten out the mess. What else could he do. He couldn’t say, “I really screwed it up and don’t know how to get out of it now. Can somebody help me?” No body has “the” answer to his screw-up. Only by stopping it now do we have a chance of not making it any worse. Help Iraq get their infrastructure operating again and them get the troops out with as few casualties as possible. Then impeach this administration and try them for war crimes. We all know they lied. We all know they have proven themselves incompetent. “The only way to not know is to not want to know”.(Penn-Warren, “All the Kings Men”)

  • “I wouldn’t even call it a Hail Mary pass. It’s kind of a desperation move.”

    So we could view this as Bush as the quarterback about to be squashed by massive defensive linemen, who then tries to lateral the ball to the waterboy to avoid being crushed. Except there’s nobody there to catch it so the ball drops feebly to the ground and Bush gets crushed anyway.

    A fitting analogy considering they just had the NFL draft last weekend.

  • I have a different read. A long time ago, I posted here that I thought Bush would quit if things got really bad. I was starting to think I was wrong, but when I saw this, I started having second thoughts. If Bush is indeed giving up and doesn’t want to play any more, then he’d stick someone else in charge and start watching TV, or disappear to his ranch to fish and ride bikes.

    The guy has always been saved from his failures, and daddy can’t rescue him this time, so perhaps he’s picking up his marbles and tuning out.

    I think they all have their clocks, like we do, counting down the days before they get the hell out of Dodge — except for Rove and Cheney who need the time to use the levers of power still at their disposal to stay out of jail.

  • WANTED: A patsy, er, War Tzar

    Must be skilled in PR, optimistic reporting style as well as a keen sense of irony and ability to look important while having no real responsibilities. Prior military experience not required, but military candidates will have priority. Fundamentalism, views on abortion and ice cream driver experience also considered.

    Job Description: Fix the the biggest clusterfuck in US History, failing that willing to fall on own sword to protect those responsible.

    Pay: GA-15 (funds drawn thru Wolfie at WB.)

    Perks: None worth the grief.

    No Neocons!

  • The Bush gang — Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Hadley — WOW….what possible role could Gates have to play in conducting this war??

  • Are there no temp services available?

    This war czar idiocy is the last straw for me. If the media and their audience can’t understand this is abdication (as in king), let’s just leave the sorry halfwit in office until America learns to pay attention. It could be decades.

  • You have to be willing to fight innocent civilians, I guess?

    Now I guess the administration is having trouble finding someone who can actually give the orders and live down to their own standards.

    A lot of people can follow that order, but it takes a special breed of idiot to think it up.

  • W’s dad tried to help him out with the Baker commission. Maybe now he needs to go to his mother for help.

    W’s tired and doesn’t want to play any more.

  • Why don’t they appoint Bill O’Reilly or Rush Limbaugh or any of those guys to be war czar? They all know what to do.

    Just keep attackin’! That’ll work!

    There ain’t no more detail to it than that!

  • Anyone else surprised that they haven’t tried to recycle Rumsfeld into this position? I am. I have to believe that Powell would laugh out loud…

    Finally, I think the real goal is to appoint Cheney to this role. And they need to go through a few months of political kabuki to show that they “couldn’t find someone as well respected and experienced…blah blah blah”, so they asked Cheney and the (secret) office of the VP to take on this additional responsibility. Cheney, of course, being a “patriot” and willing “to do whatever the President asks” will reluctantly accept.

    And then Halliburton stock will go through the roof as this appointment will mean a 10000% increase in the use of Halliburton and related outfits.

    Mark my words: Cheney will take on this role before the end of Summer.

  • Former Dan may have stumbled across the man for the job (war czar). With any luck, Paul Wolfowitz will soon be available.

  • What’s Ahmed Chalabi doing these days?

    The official (Mr. Hadley, ever cautious, prefers “implementation and execution manager”)

    Sounds like a fancy title for the guy who keeps the dungeons screaming. I mean humming.

  • Considering that Laura Bush had this interesting story to tell on Easter Sunday about the Duck who ran for president and then left for the ranch because he didn’t like being president any more…. Was that a ‘gentle’ way to let everybody know that in the not so distant future, Bush is planning on trading his ‘commander-in-chief’ hat for his cowboy hat and head back to Crawford?

    As an’ honorable’ thing to do, he would first find someone to take the ‘commander-in-chief’ position before calling it quits…. After all, Cheney is ‘dying’ to have a few months at the helm himself, without having to pretend that he’s working behind the scenes.

  • someone with a lot of stature within the government who can make things happen

    Isn’t it obvious? they’re making the way smooth for the resurgence of Rummie …

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