Guest Post by Morbo
I spent the week listening to the John Roberts confirmation hearings on the radio as I went about my business. I came away depressed.
Barring some sort of stunning eleventh-hour revelation, Roberts will be the next chief justice. That’s depressing enough. What’s worse is that the hearings have a going-through-the-motions feel to them that, quite frankly, makes them seem scripted. I have to wonder why we’re even wasting the time.
Even without the aid of amazing psychic powers, I could have predicted the course of the hearings. Roberts was asked early on about stare decisis. Of course he said it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Stare decisis! Man, he loves it. He wants to marry it. Who expected anything else?
Roberts was asked about abortion. He refused to answer. The issue might come before the court.
Roberts was asked if he would be willing to put aside his personal religious beliefs when judging cases. Oh, but of course, he said. He loves what St. John Kennedy said that time about the need to divorce one’s personal religious views from politics.
Roberts was asked about memos he wrote back when he was working for President Ronald W. Reagan. There is some pretty damning stuff in these memos, but Roberts has two easy outs. His answers were either, “Well, I was working for Reagan then and had to toe that line” or “Give me a break, I was 14 at the time.”
I kept waiting for Republican senators to claim that Ruth Bader Ginsburg didn’t answer anything, thus Roberts does not have to either. I was not disappointed. It was a recurring theme of day two.
I also knew that one of the senators would ask Roberts for an opinion on some ancient case that no one defends any more. “Judge Roberts, in 1849 the Supreme Court struck down the wearing of hats on Tuesday. Do you agree that this was about the dumbest opinion ever?” And of course Roberts does agree it’s the dumbest opinion ever. What a surprise. I wasn’t really expecting Roberts to defend Plessy v. Ferguson.
The fact is, as much as some senators tried to smoke this guy out, they didn’t lay a glove on him. Despite all of those Reagan and Bush I era memos, his file is simply too slim. Here is a guy who has managed to reach the age of 50 without ever once popping off in a right-wing magazine, giving an inflammatory speech or saying something outrageous on TV. It’s quite remarkable — and kind of scary. Roberts has apparently been planning for this moment since he was 9. It freaks me out. I still wonder if he and his wife adopted those children to create the appearance of the perfect suburban family. (Let me guess — they also have an SUV and some kind of designer dog, right?)
I suppose Roberts and his handlers learned a lot from Robert Bork’s experience. I’m sure Roberts studied that period intensely as he continued on his long march to the high court. Roberts learned not to repeat Bork’s mistakes. Bork had made a career out of running around saying offensive things in public forums and popping off on every subject imaginable. He had a paper trail a mile long and was arrogant and all-around unpleasant. Plus, he looked somewhat satanic with pointy eyebrows and what appeared to be a Brillo pad glued to his chin.
Roberts, it appears, has apparently never expressed an opinion except when was working in a legal setting for someone else. Hence, he has the perfect defense: “Well, I was representing so-and-so, and so-and-so paid me to say that. What do I really think? Of course I can’t say. That issue might come before the court.”
In the end, Roberts knows that all he has to do is get through these hearings and he’s home free. Once on the court, he can do whatever he damn well pleases. I remember watching the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings (the first round, before Anita Hill). He actually sounded reasonable. Once on the bench, he immediately started acting like a lunatic.
Our only hope is that Roberts will fall under the sway of Anthony M. Kennedy, the justice who eventually got the seat Bork wanted. Kennedy came on the court with guns blazing, and in early opinions ranted about the cases he’d like to overturn. For some strange reason, he moderated over the years. Kennedy voted against coercive forms of school prayer, refused to overturn Roe v. Wade and struck down anti-gay statutes. He’s still plenty conservative on other issues, but for a Reagan appointee he’s not bad.
It’s a slim hope, but it’s better than nothing. Still, I doubt it will work. Roberts has been planning for this moment for too long. He must have a plan in mind, some type of grand scheme. I can’t imagine what it is, but I doubt that progressives will like it.
Here’s hoping it doesn’t involve some kind of giant death ray.