The ‘Comeback Kid’?

What did we learn about John McCain’s presidential campaign this week? Well, he’s just about out of money. And his national campaign staff is just about gone. As is his Iowa campaign staff. More top aides are on their way out, and one of his top backers in Florida was arrested this week, charged with offering to perform oral sex for $20 on an undercover male police officer.

It’s so bad that Jay Leno joked during his monologue this week, “John Edwards is on the campaign trail. He’s now doing something called his ‘Poverty Tour’, where he’s visiting people who have no money and no hope. His first stop today: John McCain’s headquarters.” (thanks to reader J.B. for the tip)

Given all of this, it’s only natural that the lead item on ABC News’ politics page right now leads with this headline: “Is McCain the Next Comeback Kid?

The next what? Comeback? What comeback? The guy’s campaign is in shambles, there’s little hope for recovery, and ABC News is already suggesting that McCain might be the “Next Comeback Kid”?

Naturally, I clicked on the link to see what, exactly, was the basis for this bizarre idea. Here’s what I found:

On the day that the original “Comeback Kid” makes his first campaign trip to New Hampshire on behalf of his wife, McCain is vying for his own comeback — but this is a much different campaign than we’ve seen from him. ABC’s John Berman reports that McCain flew commercial last night to New Hampshire and stayed at a Courtyard Marriott….

Per excerpts released by his campaign, McCain plans to get tough with the Iraqi government with a 1 pm ET speech in Concord: “The Iraqi government can function; the question is whether it will. If there is to be hope of a sustainable end to the violence that so plagues that country, Iraqi political leaders must seize this opportunity. It will not come around again.”

In other words, McCain is giving a speech in New Hampshire about the war that will say what he’s been saying. For that, ABC News’ lead item suggests McCain might be ready for a “comeback.”

I’ve seen candidates get media adulation, but this is embarrassing.

On a slightly more reasonable note, the Huffington Post’s Tom Edsall suggests there is one option for McCain if he really wants to turn things around.

According to private conversations with political operatives from both parties, John McCain has no choice but to adopt a high risk strategy to revive his presidential bid, a double Hail Mary: Throw one stink bomb at the White House and another at Republican National Committee headquarters.

There is no guarantee the strategy would work – in fact the odds are long against it.

McCain tried to become the establishment candidate and failed. Fred Thompson is now seeking to fill that vacuum, although the value of that position appears to have dropped sharply. “The collapse of the McCain campaign is simply a metaphor for the disintegration of the entire Republican Party establishment,” conservative public relations strategist Craig Shirley noted.

Rudy Giuliani has become the post-9/11 national security candidate. Mitt Romney, in turn, appears to have locked up Iowa, where a victory will turn him into a competitor elsewhere.

The only place left for McCain is to be the anti-Bush Republican. This was his turf in 2000, and it is far more fertile ground today.

Edsall’s not wrong; there might be an opening for a credible anti-Bush Republican in this field, and who knows, maybe McCain will give it a shot.

But it’s bound to fail because it’s far too late. As Josh Marshall put it:

It strikes me more as an antic counterfactual on the lines of that classic Saturday Night Live sketch ‘What if Spartacus had a piper cub’? What if John McCain hadn’t flipflopped on pretty much everything he’d stood for from the very late 1990s through around 2003 instead of casting his lot with George W. Bush in an attempted political merger that makes AOL-TimeWarner look like a shrewd deal. […]

[Y]ou can’t undo the last three-plus years. Someone who is a master of the politics of opportunism can manage countless transformations. Not someone whose whole schtick is candor, authenticity and integrity. McCain is a good example of the fact that life can take almost everything away from you, and usually does. But your dignity you’ve got to give away. And he did.

Perhaps McCain can take some solace in knowing he’ll always have the media’s love — because he won’t get the voters’ love.

one of his top backers in Florida was arrested this week, charged with offering to perform oral sex for $20 on an undercover male police officer.

Ha! Rich.

“The collapse of the McCain campaign is simply a metaphor for the disintegration of the entire Republican Party establishment,” conservative public relations strategist Craig Shirley noted.

I don’t know about that.

  • First the media make the news, then they switch sides and make more. Soon, they develop a sense of power by seeing how easily they can manipulate the public, who think the media are reporting on what is happening, instead of working to make it happen.

    The media decided McCain was the wrong guy, and so they’ve been hammering him on the least little thing he says or does, and the piling on has gotten pretty bad. Problem is that if he stops circling the drain and vanishes into the plumbing, they might have to start taking a closer look at people they don’t want to examine too closely, because one of them might be the anointed one – so far it’s looking like Thompson, but they need to keep their options open.

    Better to try to keep McCain from whooshing down the toilet and pretend that he might be able to climb out to be a credible challenger.

    I mean, why have to do the hard work of actually vetting the candidates and holding them to a high standard, when you can sit back, put your feet up and just yank on the strings and watch the dancing?

  • The story I’d heard was that the McCain guy offered the $20 for the privilege of performing oral sex on the officer. Must have been a pretty cute cop. Or perhaps the ability to enjoy giving head is a prerequisite for working in the GOP.

  • It’s not just McCain, every Republican is faced with a serious dilemma: The country at large says Bush is an idiot and has screwed us all for generations, but the Republican primaries will be decided by a bunch of lunatics who believe that, no matter what happens in Iraq, Bush is a messiah and that generations from now he’ll be viewed as a genius.

    Winning their votes while opposing Bush will be as easy as getting a Conservative Christian to logically explain why a “loving god” would kill almost every child on the planet because someone ate some fruit.

    Not. Gonna. Happen.

  • McCain has been stuck in Bush’s spin cycle too long. He is damaged goods and everyone knows it! -Kevo

  • McCain has a better chance of being a kid again than of making comeback. After the staff collapse, his operatives are worried about how to get out the vote in Iowa next January. They needn’t be: he’ll no longer be a candidate by then.

  • The way I read it Swan, was that the politician offered to pay $20 to the undercover cop for privilege of giving the cop a blowjob. I’ve heard of Rent-a-Cops, but this must be Rent-a-Dick. Penis leasing prices in Miami are drooping right now I guess.

  • Dale – “drooping” or “dropping”? If the latter, then you have a hysterical pun as a result of a typo.

  • I wish I had $20 for every time I wanted a Republican politician to blow me.

  • Oh, look, it’s Broderism *again*: whenever a Republican sinks in the polls, that just means he’s due to bob back up to the surface again.

    Everything is always good for them, isn’t it.

  • With the lenght and width of American presidential bids having been made longer and wider the money has to show up at rates only a conveyor belt of money search and pull in can produce. It really is incredible to see how much money is being pushed or pulled into this very early portion of a national contest not set to finally take place until November 2008.

    As with several other components of American electoral practice this is surely something that could be better thought out,structured and made to reflect other qualities and characteristics other than the money grab and pile up contest that currently takes national elections hostage.

    I am not nor ever was a John McCain fan or supporter. None of these GOP candidates currently vying for the GOP presidential pole positon qualify for that consideration. Yet clearly the money angle is shaping where the GOP is going to end up on who they follow trying to get the WH in November 08 back into GOP control again. Good luck GOP.

    What I find disturbing about this constant money gaming and attention hold is that it truly distorts and reduces other aspects of what is required to gain better candidates and final outcomes of who sits in the WH for the next four or perhaps eight years. It surely is time to revisit and revamp how Americans go about funding the screening,vetting and determining process of who gets to the Oval Office.

    We know G.W.Bush should never have gotten there. Agreed?

    Yet the current American presidential election system put him there twice…sheesh.

    So lets hope saner/smarter minds prevail at some point not too far away and this entire American money and politics game gets overhauled. We need to get the money game under control. We need to get the time frames for presidential selection under control. We need to streamline and declutter our national elections.
    One person,one vote,final popular vote is the up or down qualifier.
    Junk the electoral college.
    Presidential election events should be given a span of three days,one of which is a national holiday.
    Forget the Tuesday BS. Make it a three day weekend event.
    Encourage voter turnout and participation.
    We are stuck with Presidents for four years once they get to the Oval Office. Americans can do much better on how any of us get there. Taking out the current money gambit is a very good place to start. Cleaning up the elections money game,clearing out current elections clutter and promoting better election time frame/ participation should be fully empowered.
    Now. Not next time.

    Too bad about McCain running out of money. But this could be happening to someone who really deserved to succeed and win the Oval Office and whom I perhaps had supported.
    Change and improvement does need to come and take place in the national American presidential election process. Starting with how this primary process is structured and funded. And proceed onwards from there.

    The sooner the better for the United States and all Americans.

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