The fundamentalists’ worse nightmare: Accelerating evolution

Guest Post by Morbo

Here’s some news that’s really going to drive the Religious Right ape: Not only is evolution true, it may be happening faster than ever.

The Guardian over in Great Britain reported recently on a new study by researchers at the University of Wisconsin. As the newspaper reported, the study found that “in the past 5,000 years, humans have evolved up to 100 times more quickly than any time since the split with the ancestors of modern chimpanzees 6 m[illion] years ago….”

All that evolution in just 5,000 years! And to think the Earth, according to various fundamentalist Christians, is only 6,000 years old. So what’s going on with the human race? Interesting stuff:

The researchers analysed data from the international haplotype map of the human genome, and analysed genetic markers in 270 people from four groups: Han Chinese, Japanese, Africa’s Yoruba and northern Europeans.

They found that at least 7% of human genes have undergone recent evolution. The changes include lighter skin and blue eyes in northern Europe and partial resistance to diseases such as malaria among some African populations, according to the study in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Dr. John Hawks, assistant professor of Anthropology at the University
of Wisconsin-Madison, who led the study, noted that some of the changes were tracked back to just 5,000 years ago, and “today they are in 30 or 40 percent of people because they [are] such an advantage.”

You can read more about this on Dr. Hawks’ blog. I’m not saying his work is easy going for the layperson, but it’s fascinating stuff. Once again we see the difference between real science, where you can pretty much question, analyze, study and theorize all you want and then publish peer-reviewed papers that back up your ideas, and creationism, which starts with an “answer” (an outlandish one at that) and excludes everything that does not fit no matter how much evidence there is for it.

And what’s really cool is that if some other researcher thinks Hawks is full of it, he or she can muster some research, publish and try to make that case. Eventually, enough evidence will be gathered to support one view over the other. That’s how it works in that wacky world of real science!

Hawks’ study, coupled with another new report from Japan on the ability of chimpanzees to beat humans in a memory test, should give the fundamentalist pause. (It won’t, of course.) Perhaps I’m pessimistic, but I tend to believe cats would be giving us a run for things if only they had opposable thumbs, so maybe we’d better not get so uppity and assume that we are the pinnacle of God’ creation. Evolution is still operating — on us and on other species.

Aside from the fact that it’s anti-science and fosters ignorance, I oppose creationism because it leads people to assume that humans, as the crowning achievement of God’s handiwork, can do what they want to other species and indeed the entire planet. Dr. Hawks’ study is a reminder that humans are subjected to the same biological forces as the “lower animals.” A little humility and understanding of our place in the order of things is always welcome.

I suspect the Talevan will respond by screeching, hanging from the bars of their cage and flinging poo … No, sorry, that’s only in church.

They’ll respond by saying that since the scientists can’t seem to make up their minds about how evolution happens, none of it is true.

I saw an article on a research into how hominid females’ skeletal structure evolved so they could maintain their balance when they are pregnant. Will the TalEvan respond by throwing all of the women out of their churches?

  • 🙂 Great post.

    Nothing will penetrate the fiundies’ word view, but one would hope that we could make it possible for biology teachers to teach the foundation of modern biology without fear of reprisal. I suspect the 60-70% of the population that doesn’t buy into evolution would become 30% if students were simply exposed to the vast array of interlocking evidence for evolution. It is an utterly overwhelming case.

  • “in the past 5,000 years, humans have evolved up to 100 times more quickly than any time since the split with the ancestors of modern chimpanzees 6 m[illion] years ago….”

    except for the fundies, of course.

  • “in the past 5,000 years, humans have evolved up to 100 times more quickly than any time since the split with the ancestors of modern chimpanzees 6 m[illion] years ago….”

    Can’t be – then how does Dr. Hawk explain dur chimpfuhrer and the mouthbreathers that “elected” him (yeah – I know, both 2000 & 2004 were STOLEN, but it should not have even been close enough to steal and people should have demanded these criminals be brought to justice).

    Looks more like DE-EVOLUTION to me.

    And how do you explain this one:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2648241734411433698&q=banana+evolution&total=62&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

  • If cats had opposable thumbs then we’d be in serious trouble.

    So much for things remaining unchanged.

  • With all this dust-up, centuries in the making – remember the Reformation? – I simply tell my fundamentalist friends that resistance is futile, and that I hope their children get their better genes so they may be able to adapt a bit better to the future in which harsher earthly conditions will no doubt “evolve.” -Kevo

  • One unfortunate side effect of this will be grist for Aryanism and Eugenics advocates. As for Cameron and his banana, obviously we have evolved to hold bananas! And W proves not all populations evolve at the same rate!

    Seriously, with modern technolgy and medical care, evolution will stop. Just as humans have pretty much taken over the evolution of many plants with selective breeding, we don’t allow defective genes to be removed from the genepool. We spend a lot of resources to keep them in it so they don’t get bred out, allowing evolution. Unless bacteria and other adversaries evolve faster!

    OTOH, our next steps in evolution will be entirely voluntary: implants, augmentations, and other body and mind modifications will likely shape us in the future.

  • Since we’ve been able to analyze DNA and do the genome thing, the “doubts” about evolution should have been resolved. Not all of us are living in the same century.

  • Seems to me that I read in something by Dawkins or Diamond that human evolution in a traditional sense is just about at an end. We now to a great extent adapt the environment to us; Not the other way around.

    Assuming modern society is sustainable, most future changes will be the result of eugenics not classical evolution.

  • mellowjohn and kevo are right about evolution skipping the fundies. Perhaps not believing in evolution is not evolutionarily advantageous.

    Perhaps what little bear calls “dur chimpfuhrer” is an evolutionary bridge towards our future as The Planet of the Apes.

    This points out that evolution involves nano and cellular level mutations too.

  • Is Hawks sure it’s been only the past 5 000 years, not 6 000? When God gave the whole process a push? Fundies may have to modify their thinking to that idea 🙂

  • As for that memeory test, the last paragraph kind of changes the whole story. Turns out some human children have the capability, but lose it as they age; and the adult chimp was beaten by the humans.

    Ayumu and the other young chimps’ abilities are reminiscent of “eidetic imagery”, an ability to retain a detailed and accurate image of a complex scene or pattern. This memory ability is present in some children, but declines with age. The experiment compared the chimps with human adults, but not children and the performance of Ayumu’s mother, Ai, was not as good as the humans. Ai, now 31, was the first chimp to be taught the meaning of Arabic numerals in counting.

  • The title of this post is absurd. According to reports the accelerated “evolution” of human beings happened in recent times and fundamentalist believe the human species has changed in recent times. Please tell me how many fundamentalist you know who do not acknowledge that the different races are descended from common ancestors, ie Adam and Eve.

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