The Holiday Wars take another absurd turn

November 14, 2007

By now, most of us have heard quite enough about the non-existent “War on Christmas.” And the alleged “War on Easter.” Sean Hannity has tried to launch a “War on Halloween” — the Fox News blowhard said it’s a “liberal” holiday that teaches kids “to beg for a handout” — but it hasn’t caught on among other conservatives. At least, not yet.

With this in mind, it was apparently only a matter of time before the right got worked up about the “War on Thanksgiving.” Michelle Malkin, take it away: (via Ron Chusid)

The annual war on Thanksgiving begins. Via Orbusmax, the Seattle schools are using the holiday to indulge in oppression studies 101 […]

Look, I’m all for truthful, historically accurate lessons about Thanksgiving. But the “diversity”-peddlers’ agenda is not about historical accuracy. It’s about guilt-mongering and institutional racism indoctrination.

In this case, “oppression studies” and “institutional racism indoctrination” are the result of the Seattle school district apparently reminding local officials that for Native American Indians, Thanksgiving carries with it an entirely different background. The district encouraged educators to be mindful of the Native American perspective.

One reminder of diversity does not a “war” make.

My friend Michael J.W. Stickings explains that Malkin might be going a little overboard.

In this case, Malkin lambasts the Seattle school system for making the rather obvious point that Thanksgiving may not be such a joyous occasion, let alone a celebration, for Native Americans, that, you know, the treatment (genocide) of Native Americans by America’s imperial colonialists, may be something of a sore spot.

“With so many holidays approaching,” say Malkin’s allegedly anti-American foes to their staff, “we want to again remind you that Thanksgiving can be a particularly difficult time for many of our Native students.” Is that not true?

Of course, for this crowd, what’s true isn’t nearly as important as what makes them feel like a victim. I suspect it’s only a matter of time before Fox News — the driving force between the other Holiday Wars — picks up on Malkin’s post and tries to create a national outrage.

Sigh. One of these years, we’ll be able to go a whole season without the right talking up the “War on (Insert Holiday Name Here),” but it probably won’t happen anytime soon.

When can we start the War on Anchor Babies?

  • According to the right, anything they do not agree with should be warred upon. It galls them that the world does not recognize the perfection of their perspective.

  • Historical accuracy is whatever the wingers say it is: the Democrats lost Vietnam, Reagan was a great President, “No one could have anticipated,” etc. etc. etc. That’s why Bush says that history will vindicate him. He’s right; winger history will have him right up there with George Washington.

    To paraphrase, “History? You people can’t handle our history!”

  • We need a ‘War on Columbus Day’ to remind people what a murderer, rapist and pillager Christopher Columbus was toward Native Americans.

    Of course, according to the likes of Michelle Malkontent, any narration of American History that is not an epic saga of heroism in which Americans are always the good guys and that ends with mom and apple pie is tantamount to anti-Americanism.

  • It seems that much like the mideast, they can’t resist starting more and more wars than deal with actual issues. I honestly am expecting a “war on XXX” mentality to spread from Thanksgiving to Easter at this rate as the culture warriors try to keep people distracted with something to hate and dislike.

    Of course, let them keep it up and weaken themselves. They’ve only got so much energy, and as long as we don’t give in, they can keep wasting their time.

    Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts. – Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

    There’s a lot of heirs in wingnutopia.

  • I think the cure for all these bogus “wars” would be for those who want to keep waging them to get some up-close-and-personal experience with a real war; I can think of no better place for them to have an epiphany about how truly stupid and ignorant they are than in Iraq or Afghanistan. And I don’t mean in a media-junket, rug-buying, dog-and-pony show kind of way, but in a put-on-a-uniform-and-the-body-armor-and-the-equipment-and-spend-some-time-on-the-streets-worrying-about-real-bullets-and-IED’s kind of way.

    War on Thanksgiving, my ass.

  • Look, I’m all for truthful, historically accurate lessons about Thanksgiving.

    Excuse me, miss, but I believe your pants are on fire.

  • CB wrote: “My friend Michael J.W. Stickings explains that Malkin might be going a little overboard.”

    A little overboard? Malkin intentionally jumped off the ship years ago, and has been adrift in a sea of madness ever since. The problem is, she shows no signs of wanting to be rescued.

  • Of course, considering that Jesse…I mean Michelle Malkin wrote a book entitled “In Defense of Internment,” the more likely answer is that Malkin thinks that those ungrateful Injuns needed a little tough Pilgrim love and why shouldn’t we celebrate that?

  • I gather one reason Ms. Malkin and her ilk seemingly careen from one insult to another is that if she, (and they), ever stopped and articulated their strongly held views of our history and our heritage, they would be seen for what they are: bigots and ne’erdowells! -Kevo

  • Isn’t it at least possible that we would have had a stronger nation if we didn’t nigh-eradicate the Native Americans through war and oppression, and were able to reach amicable agreements and co-existence with them instead?

    Maybe they would have had a lot of individuals who could have provided useful persepectives on a host of scientific issues (as most of us have probably experienced, it doesn’t take an expert on something to come up with a breakthrough theory about a problem– once he or she has been familiarized with a layman’s version of the background of the problem and analogy to help understand what it’s about– that the available experts have, for whatever reason, not noticed) and individuals who wold have had knowledge completely novel to western civilization that has now completely died out. Ditto that for politcal theory, and every other discipline known to mankind.

  • Perhaps we should simply declare a war on everything neoconservative. A “real” war—with guns, knives, pitchforks, tainted food-products from China, and audio-replays of Shrill O’Reilly’s broadcasts in gerbil-ese. I’d be curious as to how long these Reich Puff-n-stuffers would take before playing the “I’m-so-oppressed” card.

    And it’s really a shame that Malkin flung herself overboard—from a sailing ship. Had it been a propellor-driven craft, she’d have been sucked into the prop-blades, minced into shreds of quivering neocon flesh, and consumed, digested, and excreted post-haste by all manner of sea-food.

    Now THAT would truly be “Justice served….”

  • War on poverty. War on crime. War in Afghanistan. War in Iraq. War on terror. War on drugs. War on holidays. War on potholes. War on this. War on that. Endless war.

    I’m really sick of calling everything we try to do a war. Give peace a chance.

  • It’s time to clear up a term that has been in use far too long and is, in fact, misused. The term is “native American”. A “native American” is any person born in North, Central, or South America irrespective of the individual country in the case of Central and South America. The individuals being referred to as “native Americans” are Indians. You may call them American Indians or North American Indians, to be precise, but “native Americans” is an incorrect term and the Indians in this country resent the continued misuse of this term as applied to them.

    As far as Malkin and her specious hyperventilating is concerned, I’m not impressed with her half-assed posing. She’s nothing if not predictable.

  • War on this. War on that. Endless war. -OkieFrom Muskogee

    I’m still hoping for the Total War Against Totality acronym to catch on.

    Then we can officially name its supporters aptly.

  • I thought this was going to be a post about how Michelle Malkin was mad about the killing of all these turkeys since we have one for president.

    (I apologize to all real turkeys for that reference.)

    So what holidays are left for a right wing war … Valentine’s Day (pussy liberals wanting to make love not war), St. Patrick’s Day (get us all drunk so the terrorists can take over) and Groundhog Day (the groundhog is actually a terrorist mole.)

  • Okay—they want a War on Thanksgiving? Fine. Here’s the first salvo.

    “Numerous radio stations are reporting that turkey flocks in Europe are infected with Bird Flu.”

    Give that one just 48 hours, and watch it morph into an unfounded slur against Thanksgiving, caused intentionally by anti-American terrorists and their liberal democrat [sic] enablers who want to kill all us “good ‘Murricans….”

  • She’s a nut with a infiriority complex who feels she has something to prove to all those kids that made fun of her for being of Phillipina heritage. We are all paying the price for the kids that made her feel she wasn’t a true American because she doesn’t look Anglo. (Did she marry a Phillipino man? No, a white guy.)The proof is her doing everything she can to fit in to the extremist eliment of the right wing which also happens to be the most xeniphobic and racist wing of the party. I truly feel sorry for her. I think we should start a fund for her therapy.

  • IN 2007: THANKSGIVING IS A TIME OF MOURNING IN SEATTLE PUBLIC SCHOOLS

    When Teachers Forget the True Meaning of Thanksgiving, Our Children Suffer and Our Nation is Imperiled

    This year, Seattle public school teachers were reminded by their administrative authorities that Thanksgiving is “a time of mourning” and “a bitter reminder of five-hundred years of betrayal returned for friendship.” Seattle school teachers were directed to learn even more horrible “truths” about Thanksgiving: that no one knows when the first Thanksgiving occurred, that the people who came across the ocean on the Mayflower were not really Pilgrims, that the colonists who came to the new land were not really seeking freedom of religion.

    In her November 2007 letter to all Seattle Public Schools staff, Caprice D. Hollins, Director of Seattle Schools Department of Equity and Race, wrote: “With so many holidays approaching we want to again remind you that Thanksgiving can be a particularly difficult time for many of our Native students. This website (http://www.oyate.org/resources/shortthanks.html) offers suggestions on ways to be sensitive of diverse experiences and perspectives and still make the holiday meaningful for all students. Here you will discover ways to help you and your students think critically, and find resources where you can learn about Thanksgiving from a Native American perspective. Eleven myths are identified about Thanksgiving, take a look at Myth #11 and begin your own deconstruction. Myth #11: Thanksgiving is a happy time. Fact: For many Indian people, Thanksgiving is a time of mourning, of remembering how a gift of generosity was rewarded by theft of land and seed corn, extermination of many from disease and gun, and near total destruction of many more from forced assimilation. As currently celebrated in this country, “Thanksgiving” is a bitter reminder of 500 years of betrayal returned for friendship.”

    Does that make you choke on your turkey? It should. When teachers forget the true meaning of Thanksgiving, our children suffer and our nation is imperiled.

    Here is the truth: There is a generally accepted “First Thanksgiving” and its meaning is clear.

    In 1621, the Plymouth colonists and the Wampanoag Indians shared an autumn harvest feast which is now known as the first Thanksgiving. The most detailed description of the “First Thanksgiving” was written by Edward Winslow in “A Journal of the Pilgrims at Plymouth,” in 1621: “Our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fowling, that so we might after a special manner rejoice together after we had gathered the fruit of our labors. They four in one day killed as much fowl as, with a little help beside, served the company almost a week. At which time, among other recreations, we exercised our arms, many of the Indians coming amongst us, and among the rest their greatest king Massasoit, with some ninety men, whom for three days we entertained and feasted, and they went out and killed five deer, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed upon our governor, and upon the captain, and others. And although it be not always so plentiful as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want that we often wish you partakersof our plenty.”

    The meaning of Thanksgiving was clear to the colonists: a time to thank God.

    The meaning of Thanksgiving has always been clear to all Americans: President George Washington and President Abraham Lincoln made sure of that.

    In his October 3, 1789, “Proclamation for a National Day of Thanksgiving,” President George Washington wrote: “Whereas it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey his will, to be grateful for his benefits, and humbly to implore his protection and favor, and Whereas both Houses of Congress have by their joint Committee requested me to recommend to the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness. Now therefore I do recommend and assign Thursday the 26th day of November next to be devoted by the People of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being, who is the beneficent Author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be.”

    In his March 2, 1863, “Proclamation for a National Day of Humiliation, Fasting, and Prayer,” President Abraham Lincoln wrote: “We have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of Heaven. We have been preserved, these many years, in peace and prosperity. We have grown in numbers, wealth, and power as no other nation has ever grown. But we have forgotten God. We have forgotten the gracious hand that preserved us in peace, and multiplied and enriched and strengthened us; and have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own. Intoxicated with unbroken success, we have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us! It behooves us, then, to humble ourselves before the offended Power, to confess our national sins, and to pray for clemency and forgiveness. Now, therefore…I do, by this my proclamation, designate and set apart Thursday, the 30th day of April, 1863, as a day of national humiliation, fasting, and prayer.”

    So, why do the administrators of the Seattle Public Schools not know the true meaning of Thanksgiving? Why don’t they teach the truth? Why do they insist on a curriculum designed to instill guilt and shame?

    I don’t know. But, I decided to do something about it.

    My name is Michael Class. I live in the Seattle area with my wife and two children. I am a retired “dot-com” executive who just couldn’t sit by and let the mis-education of America’s youth go unchallenged anymore. I’m tired of seeing America’s next generation being fed a curriculum of politically-correct misinformation, guilt, and shame.

    I was appalled at how some teachers presented American history to my children. My son and daughter learned that Thomas Jefferson had slaves – before they learned that he wrote the document articulating our rights and duties as free people. European settlers killed Native Americans with blankets infected with smallpox, they found out. That allegation upstaged the stories of courage, perseverance, and curiosity that defined the pioneers. While folding paper cranes in the classroom, my children were told that a hundred thousand people died when the atomic bomb was dropped on Japan – but they were not made to understand the moral context of World War II in which the atomic bomb story fit. My children were instructed to equate illegal aliens with legal immigrants, devaluing the story of their own ancestors who came to America through Ellis Island. And, classroom discussions always seemed to cast businessmen as villains, instead of as people to be emulated.

    I wrote, photographed, and published an American history book designed to set the record straight, to teach the real lessons of American history, and to prepare our children for the future. My book is called Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame.

    In the book, my real-life son, twelve-year-old Anthony, time-travels into the great events of the 20th Century. Advanced digital photography places Anthony in the cockpit of the Spirit of St. Louis with Charles Lindbergh, on the moon with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, in the laboratories of Thomas Edison and Jonas Salk, and on Normandy beach on D-Day. Anthony “meets” and “talks with” Thomas Edison, Jonas Salk, FDR, Lou Gehrig, Charles Lindbergh, Audie Murphy, and many others. But historical accuracy rules every page of Anthony’s adventure in time: Anthony’s conversations with America’s heroes are based on things they really said. My Web site, http://www.MagicPictureFrame.com, displays some of the book’s amazing photographs.

    But the book goes beyond dazzling photography and solid historical facts: The book presents the moral lessons of American history. Anthony learns valuable lessons from what he sees in the past. Anthony compares the people and events of the past with the people and events of his own time. Anthony discusses the nature of good and evil, right and wrong, war and peace, what it means to be an American, honor and discipline, success and achievement, courage and destiny, marriage and family, God and purpose.

    The chapter about Lindbergh’s flight is really about choosing one’s destiny. The story of Lou Gehrig is really about living a virtuous life. The chapter about Thomas Edison is really about the benefits of business leadership and hard work. The story of Apollo 11 is about wonder, taking risks, and courage. The story of Dr. Jonas Salk is really about dedicating one’s life to a higher purpose. When Anthony meets his immigrant great-grandfather at Ellis Island, it’s really a story about what it means to be an American. Anthony’s observation of D-Day and the liberation of the death camps during the Holocaust is a testament to the reality of evil and the need to fight it.

    The book is written for kids in Grade 6 to Grade 12, and for parents and teachers who want to remember the truth.

    We can’t afford to raise a generation of Americans who do not value their country, their heritage, and their place in the world. As Abraham Lincoln said: America is the “last best hope of earth.”

    Please join me! Take some time now to reflect on the past, and to remember our history and our heroes. Bring forth in your mind the real lessons of our history – and share them with your children. Help America’s next generation to hear the voices of the great men and women of the past calling them to greatness.

    It’s time to remember the truth and share it with our children.

    (You can read more about why I wrote the book here: http://www.magicpictureframe.blogspot.com.)

    Michael S. Class
    Author / Photographer / Publisher

    E-Mail: class@MagicPictureFrame.com

    ———————–

    Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame: The History Book with a Message for Today’s Young Americans

    Read the book. Remember the truth. Share it with your children.

    Web Site: http://www.MagicPictureFrame.com

    Watch the Magic Picture Frame video: http://www.magicpictureframe.com/home/watchthevideo.html

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    Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame was named Outstanding Book of the Year by Independent Publisher (2006); awarded the Parent-to-Parent Adding Wisdom Award for Excellent Books (2007); is a celebrated winner of an iParenting Media Award for Excellent Products (2007), was named Reviewers Choice by Midwest Book Review (2006); and garnered Editor’s Pick by Homefires: The Journal of Homeschooling Online (2006). Nationally syndicated talk-show host Michael Medved calls the book “entertaining and educational.”

    Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame helps parents and teachers: The book includes recommendations for 461 books, 595 movies, 217 songs, and 155 places to visit, all keyed to the subjects of each chapter. The recommendations are offered as an exciting addition to any formal history curriculum, and as a way for kids to experience the past. The author’s Web site offers a fun final exam.

    Apollo 11 astronaut Buzz Aldrin says “parents and teachers will appreciate the inspiring message this unique history book holds for America’s next generation. I recommend this book to all young Americans, may they take us to the stars and beyond.”

    Anthony and the Magic Picture Frame (hardcover, 225 pages, $25.00) is available at http://www.MagicPictureFrame.com, by calling toll-free 1-800-247-6553, at select bookstores, and on http://www.amazon.com.

    Amazon link: http://www.magicpictureframe.com/buythebook.html

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  • 4. On November 14th, 2007 at 1:06 pm, JKap said:
    We need a ‘War on Columbus Day’ to remind people what a murderer, rapist and pillager Christopher Columbus was toward Native Americans.

    You’re wish is granted, JKap. It’s called Indigenous Peoples Day. They celebrate it every year instead of Columbus Day in Berkely, CA. So next year you can just throw on your favorite tie-dyed shirt and your Birkenstocks, score a bag of weed and head on out there for the annual Pow-Wow.

  • Traditionally, in Washington schools that service res kids, we skipped Columbus Day.

    The tribes for the most part celebrate that as a day of mourning, so they can celebrate Thanksgiving with the rest of us. They already have a long tradition of big dinners (I remember many potlucks and similar) to celebrate harvests and seasons. Though generally, it’s harvests of fish, roe, and berries, but I wouldn’t complain. I like sweets.

    Thanksgiving should be a time to remember diversity! Invite someone into your home who wouldn’t otherwise have a friendly dinner.

  • Perhaps Malkin needs to be put across my lap and spanked. I recently finished Stephen Ambrose’s Undaunted Courage and it reminds me how much our culture has lost touch with the reason diversity used to be a great thing. How we complain about it.

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