The inexperienced gaffe-machine

Mitt Romney got to show off some his foreign policy chops while campaigning in South Carolina.

The former Massachusetts governor said the U.N. Human Rights Council has repeatedly condemned Israel while taking no action against nations with repressive regimes.

“The United Nations has been an extraordinary failure of late,” Romney said in response to a question at a pancake house along the coast of early voting South Carolina. “We should withdraw from the United Nations Human Rights Council.”

Pandering to the far-right, anti-U.N. sentiment notwithstanding, Romney doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The United States can’t withdraw from the Human Rights Council — we don’t have a seat on the human rights council. The Bush administration has been boycotting the human rights council for quite a while.

Taking a step back, I actually understand mistakes like this one. Romney has very little experience in government, and no working understanding of foreign policy. He was just popping off yesterday, hoping to score a few cheap points, bashing an institution he doesn’t really know anything about.

What I don’t understand is what it takes for a Republican to earn the “gaffe prone” label.

Looking back through some of my notes, a few Romney doozies stand out:

* In April, Romney told ABC’s Good Morning America that he would “set a deadline for bringing the troops home” from Iraq — but only if it’s a secret deadline that “the enemy” couldn’t see. It was a ridiculous comment, which Romney quickly dropped from his talking points.

* Also in April, Romney took a passive attitude towards the terrorist responsible for 9/11. “It’s not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person,” Romney said of Osama bin Laden. He later said the opposite.

* In May, Romney said it is “entirely possible” that Saddam Hussein hid weapons of mass destruction in Syria prior to the 2003 invasion. (Charles Duelfer and the Iraq Survey Group know better.) Romney quickly dropped this position, too.

* Also in May, Romney explained how he perceives threats to the U.S. from the Middle East, conflating all of our rivals into one: “This is about Shi’a and Sunni. This is about Hezbollah and Hamas and al Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood. This is the worldwide jihadist effort to try and cause the collapse of all moderate Islamic governments and replace them with a caliphate. They also probably want to bring down the United States of America.” None of this made any sense.

* In June, during a debate, Romney made the bizarre assertion that IAEA weapons inspectors were not allowed entry into Saddam Hussein’s Iraq. Reality shows the opposite is true.

* In August, Romney told a group of voters that military service and campaign service are effectively equivalent in terms of serving one’s country. He later backpedaled.

* In October, asked about getting congressional authorization during a crisis with Iran, Romney said “the lawyers” would tell him what to do.

And now Romney insists that we withdraw from a U.N. Council of which we are not a part.

Hearing this made me think of the summer, when Barack Obama said he would pursue high-value terrorist targets in Pakistan and would not use nuclear bombs against al Qaeda. In both instances, the media labeled the comments as “gaffes” — even though neither position was particularly controversial nor wrong — which reinforced the agreed-upon inexperience-narrative. To this day, we still hear some talk about Obama’s “problems” with foreign policy over the summer.

And yet, here’s Romney, allegedly one of the more learned Republican presidential hopefuls, who can barely go a month without saying something fairly ridiculous about foreign policy. I shudder to think what the coverage would be if a Democratic candidate had a rhetorical record like his.

It’s almost as if there’s some kind of double-standard, driven by the notion that foreign policy is a GOP “strength,” so Romney’s embarrassing mistakes don’t matter as much.

If a normally well-informed person says something that stands out in stark contrast to the kind of thing one could usually expect to hear from that person, I guess that’s a gaffe.

If all anyone ever seems to say are things that contribute to the perception that there is no “there” there, maybe each instance is not so much a gaffe as it is just another day on the campaign trail/at the office/on the House or Senate floor. What can the media say when they would have to say it over and over and over again? – Romney IQ Still Falling? Romney Special Underwear Reportedly Worn Not for Religious Reasons, But to Protect the Dick He Keeps Rhetorically Stepping On? “Romney’s Streak of Utter Nonsense Unbroken?”

  • “The United Nations has been an extraordinary failure of late,” Romney said in response to a question at a pancake house along the coast of early voting South Carolina. “We should withdraw from the United Nations Human Rights Council.”

    Typical quality of pancake house conversation.

  • What I don’t understand is what it takes for a Republican to earn the “gaffe prone” label.

    For a Republican, a “gaffe” on foreign policy would be if he stated the Iraq war was wrong, we should use more diplomacy via the UN, and that human rights abuses are an important issue we should seek to address.

    Otherwise, as long as they share their desire to keep us in Iraq forever, discuss all the nifty ways we can bomb Iran, and propose nuking the UN headquarters, then they are considered by the chattering classes as Very Serious People.

    Yeah … doesn’t make much sense to me, either, but if anyone can prove that to be wrong, please try.

  • Best comment of the day: Anne in #1. ROFL.

    …Reality shows the opposite is true…

    And so our media will report both sides as equally valid perspectives, that is, if their parent corporation doesn’t tell them to just repeat the lie rather than confuse the patsys.

    It’s almost as if there’s some kind of double-standard

    I’d say it’s almost as if our media doesn’t care if Americans actually get a clue. It’s almost like they were owned by companies that make more money the more they can keep us in the dark.

    Almost.

  • As long as they are wearing a flag and carrying a cross it really doesn’t matter what they actually say, this crowd of republicans will always cheer and applaud.(Or carrying a flag in their lapel). Their only enemy is the liberal democrat.

  • The Pope said he didn’t have a problem with evolution. We should withdraw from the Ecumenical Council immediately!

  • As usual, Anne makes an important (and hilarious) point, although it does bother me that the Librul Media doesn’t know what the hell gaffe means. In actuality the word does not apply to Obama’s statements or Romney’s gibberings.

    Obama stated what he would or would not do if he is elected. That’s just a statement. You can disagree or agree but it cannot be a gaffe because the Senator was well aware of what he was saying and meant what he said. Mittens says shit and hopes he can get away with it. What distinguishes him from the more obnoxious ReThug is he’ll back off if someone calls him out. Still not a gaffe.

  • It’s almost as if there’s some kind of double-standard, driven by the notion that foreign policy is a GOP “strength,” so Romney’s embarrassing mistakes don’t matter as much.

    Almost if?

    What exactly is the last straw that will break your back on this one?

    I mean really Steve old son….
    Does Stanford have to hire Ghouliani to teach a course in the “ethics of torture” for you to cry “Uncle” in your beer?

  • What’s scariest to me about this is that it indicates that not only is the candidate ignorant (and since the Bush campaign of 2000, this seems to be par for the course), but the staff people Romney has gathered around him either can’t prevent these lapses, or aren’t smart enough to do so.

    Republican governance seems to have come to the blind leading the blind.

  • If a Democrat were to be as clueless as Romney obviously is the media would destroy him/her in a mediathon minute. As a Rethug he has immunity, and can make as many gaffes as he’s capable of, and it won’t count against him. It’s the ‘get-out-jail-free’ card, and only Rethugs are allowed to have them.

    Well maybe not Larry Craig. Foot tapping is an unforgiveable offense. Not knowing shia from sunni, well who would know that?

  • You know Rich, you may have just lit the way to why this happens. Journalists don’t want to write about who does or doesn’t know about the difference between Sunni and Shiite because the journalists don’t really know, either. On the other hand, they’ve all used a public restroom at some point, and some may occasionally tap their feet.

    When I was in college, journalism and (sadly) education were the majors with the fewest entry criteria and prerequisties, and neither required any math courses so they were where a lot of people went when they struggled in their original majors.

    just sayin.

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