The joys of being noticed

Years ago, when I worked for the Rev. Barry Lynn at Americans United, I was frequently amazed when he seemed pleased by the right’s personal attacks against him. It seemed to me that scurrilous, baseless attacks from far-right activists, which were fairly common, should be offensive and frustrating. I expected Barry to mind, but invariably, he’d respond with a smile.

At the time, I couldn’t imagine why. Now, I’m beginning to understand.

Last night, I posted an item at Washington Monthly about the NYT’s apparent decision to add Bill Kristol to its roster of columnists. This morning, “Newsbusters,” a fairly prominent far-right blog created by Brent Bozell’s always-amusing “Media Research Center,” took me to task for excessive “name calling.” In fact, “Newsbusters'” Warner Todd Huston was so troubled by my “potty mouth,” that he proceeded to write one of my all-time favorite criticisms of my work.

[Political Animal] is written by Kevin Drum, but recently has been guest penned by a former Clinton intern and Internet gadfly named Steve Benen who makes no bones about the fact that he is an extreme leftist. Looking over his Wash. Monthly blog posts shows that he also makes no bones about the fact that his chief mode of political analysis is to name call his opponents.

I haven’t been called an “extreme leftist” in quite a while (and I don’t think I’ve ever been called an “Internet gadfly”) so this was a real treat. I’m usually criticized for being too even-tempered and striking too moderate a tone, so Huston is inadvertently helping boost my netroots cred considerably.

It looks like someone forgot to administer Stevie’s distemper shots or something, but it does go to show that the left is pretty comfortable with wild-eyed name calling in place of real political discourse.

Ah, the subtle conservative wit; is there anything more droll? Condemning me for intemperance, Huston calls me “Stevie” and an “extreme leftist” in need of a “distemper shot” (later in his piece, I’m described as an “infant tyro”) while questioning my commitment to substantive discourse. One wonders if Huston was aiming for irony, or if he just ended up there inadvertently.

The amusing thing is that Benen was an intern in the Clinton White House speech writing office! Looks like young Stevie wasn’t a very attentive intern, eh? Unless, he learned his potty mouth from Hillary who, form [sic] all accounts, was a screaming, lunatic while co-president in the 1990s.

At this point, Huston appears to going out of his way to appear foolish. He’s troubled by my flippant, unserious tone, which necessarily leads him to refer to Sen. Clinton as a “lunatic.” What does Hillary Clinton have to do with my criticism of Kristol? Not much, but Huston is one of those conservatives who doesn’t need an excuse to take cheap and unnecessary shots at people he doesn’t like. Stay classy, Warner.

Also, I’m fascinated by the notion that I have a “potty mouth,” given that neither my post nor my work in general uses profanities or obscenities. Huston didn’t cite any examples of my offensive language, though the critique appears to have spurred by the word “damned.” (If use of “damned” now qualifies someone as a “potty mouth,” I shudder to think how Huston makes it through a day on the blogosphere without becoming traumatized.)

Since Benen’s blog post is little else than a screed penned by an infant tyro, I’ll only bother with this one quote, one of the more egregious ones in the piece: “True, except now, one of the world’s most prestigious news outlets has apparently given this thug space on the most valuable media real estate in existence.”

In this case, Huston removes the context a bit. I quoted Jonathan Chait using the word “thug” in relation to Kristol. Huston apparently thought this context would undermine his criticism of me personally, so he omitted it in order to say use of the word “thug” represents a “childish, low-brow style of writing.”

Of course, Chait can defend himself from such nonsense, though I’m curious if, by the standards of the unhinged right, The New Republic has earned the “childish, low-brow” label.

In the broader sense, if Huston wants to defend Kristol and the New York Times, that would at least make some sense. Instead, he wrote an odd piece accusing me of “name-calling,” which he responded to with incessant, impertinent name-calling. The irony is rich.

And yet, somehow, all of this insulting, transparent twaddle made my day. I finally understand how ol’ Barry feels.

Have wingnuts have given up all pretense of reality, or is Clinton Derangement Syndrome simply an incurable mental disorder? It’s typical for the right to distort reality to better mesh with their mythology. But once you get within 2 degrees of separation from Bill Clinton, they kick it into overdrive.

I imagine Huston thought he was being reasonable for not personally blaming you for the assasination of Benazir Bhutto.

  • “I’m usually criticized for being too even-tempered and striking too moderate a tone”

    LOL — only by those on the extreme left!

  • I don’t see where in your Washington Monthly post this alleged name calling occurred. I see that you characterized Kristol’s punditry and writing and spoken commentary, but not that you called him names. I guess you’ll have to try harder.

  • Shit. Fuck. Huston is a poo poo head.

    There you go. Blame it all on me. Being a potty mouthed child (if not in years.)

    But in all seriousness, it’s funny when folks like Huston come unarmed to a battle of wits.

  • I get a particular kick out of posts like Huston’s, which end up being little more than petulant temper tantrums that never address the issue – in this case, Bill Kristol getting a NYT column. No, it’s all about the audacity of someone failing to kneel at the Kristol altar.

    I suppose if you wanted to get down to Huston’s level – and admittedly, that’s going to take some deep knee-bends – I think the only appropriate response would be, “I know you are, but what an I?” or the always reliable, “I’m rubber, you’re glue” chant that Huston no doubt has some familiarity with.

    Seriously, it amuses me how often – and how easily – these guys end up embarrassing themselves.

    Keep up the good work!

  • See, when you hang the shingle where the wingnuts can see it, you get the potshots. I see no problem with calling all of those pro-war neocons thugs unless Huston objects to its Thugee roots, which are peripherally Muslim. I do not sense that Huston has the level of sophistication to have recognized the link, however.

  • I didn’t know you were an intern in the Clinton administration. What did you do? How do I point my kids in that direction? (recent and soon to be college grads).

  • Please be careful about the joys of getting noticed.

    After all, Ann Coulter made a logical decision that the best way for her to get noticed and make money was to take absurd extreme positions.

    I am sure you can get this blog noticed more if you start writing as the liberal Ann Coulter.

    Please don’t sell your soul

  • I just want to add my “atta boy, Stevie” to all those above. Great work deserves recognition. Remember, this is the same kind of attention that has the msm quaking in their little booties. Somehow I don’t think our bold Steve will respond in the same way. 🙂

    A thought: it would be fun to take a Cbagger post, any cbagger post, and reword it to conform to the whiney assed titty baby norms of the right.

    And a question to Steve – does your anti-spam orange actually work that well? I have a website with forms that use an anti spam word that changes periodically, and the spammers catch on to each change very quickly.

  • So why does Newsbusters not defend the charges leveled against Kristol and instead only resort to an ad hominem of Steve? Because they got nothin’.

    Kristol is the Paris Hilton of “journalism,” he’s famous for being famous … and famously wrong on oh so many things. Any critic of a person who is so wrong is, by definition, right. When the Red Sox hit a home run in Yankee Stadium they’ll here a few boos too. As you noted Steve, arguments could be made that you didn’t go far enough in your criticism of William “the bloody” Kristol, and those charges would be leveled by realists not by “leftists.”

    Kristol is beyond being a columnist, he’s an arm twister to the executive branch who uses his bully pulpit to administer yet more pressure. Incalculable suffering has followed Kristol’s deeply misguided worldview and the NYT feels it is somehow a good move to hire the putz. I’m now more deeply suspicious of the Times and its reporting than ever. Their desire to create the perfect axis of putziness with Brooks, Friedman and now Kristol is beyond reprehensible.

  • I went to the Newsbuster’s site to see first hand what Huston wrote….then clicked on Steve’s article to see what rabid piece Huston was supposed to be critiquing.

    But as is their wont, the lock-step rightists continue to attack the messengers rather than the message, and whilst Huston’s piece sounded rabid and invoked name calling (you nasty little lefty you)…I couldn’t find anything to equal that level of vitriol in Steve’s article. Maybe Huston thinks truth is rabid?

    As far as I could tell Steve just sounded like his rational and logical self. Which of course, is why I read this blog.

  • The problem with being targeted by Righties (and I speak from experience here) is that it destroys the first rule of drama: that the villain must be the equal of the hero in order for the hero to be truly heroic. (The day some 70-IQ failed brownshirt is my equal…)

    What’s really fun is to go on and be successful at what one is doing regardless of the screeching in the treetops. That really pisses them off, and I have to admit that “shooting Righties in a barrel” is one of my favorite blood sports.

  • if phrases like “bitter, sycophantic belligerence” are considered “potty mouth” you’re frequenting some pretty high class bathrooms, steve (unlike the ones frequented by certain republican senators in MN airports).

  • The Republicans like to use the nuclear option first – in retaliation for a rebuke, they try to level the village.

  • It’s because of guys like Huston that I’ve largely given up writing conservative parody. I even do this exact schtick, of attacking my opponents for doing what I’m doing to my opponents. But then I read guys like Huston and understand why some people don’t realize I’m doing parody.

    Of course, a subtle reader can tell the difference, as I actually include real content in my parodies, while guys like Huston will complain about the same kind of actions they’re doing with their complaint, but won’t actually get around to writing anything real. And that’s what’s so odd about these guys: Their writing sucks, even if it was intended as parody.

  • “… Benen’s blog post is little else than a screed ….”

    The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth edition, 2000, defines “screed”:

    1. A long monotonous speech or piece of writing. 2a. A strip of wood, plaster, or metal placed on a wall or pavement as a guide for the even application of plaster or concrete. b. A layer or strip of material used to level off a horizontal surface such as a floor. c. A smooth final surface of a substance, such as concrete, applied to a floor.

    I can think of many ways of describing your writing, among which would be crisp, well researched, to the point, lively, at times Twain-like, highly quotable, up to the minute, oratorical, thoughtful, humorous, informative, well-read, only a rare typo, never a mean spirit, etc. Long and/or monotonous? Never.

    Perhaps we should take up a collection and send Huston an American Heritage? Nah, he’d probably see a dictionary as one more extreme lefty plot, like the Constitution, Bill of Rights and the Sermon on the Mount.

  • I couldn’t finish reading this article.
    Non-sequitors are difficult to enjoy in mass quantities and Huston appeared to think they were meant to be snarfed like Rasinettes at the movies.

    Forgive me.

  • Interesting how, like all blogs in the Dimwts & Droolers Chowderhead Marching Society that is rightie blogistan, one must register and log in to comment. “We must maintain the purity of our precious bodily fluids!”

  • Oh, Steve how DARE you criticize the oh-so-serious Mr. Kristol, and even relay him being called “thug”! The horror of those words! To use such a tone, to be critical of a man who sits there smiling while advocating the slaughter of American soldiers & American Marines (oh yeah, all of those Iraqis, too) how can you live with yourself?
    Willian Kristol seems like such a nice man, even though he wants more of our people maimed & killed while waging an unprovoked war on Iran. And you have the gall to criticize the NY Times for giving him a platform from which to advocate such actions? How do you look in the mirror?
    All I can say is grow up, Steve! The Villagers like him, and who are we little people to question the (Conventional) wisdom of the Washington elite?

    (Snark mode off)

    Congrats on the notice. But Warner Todd Huston need to go Cheney himself. Am I being a potty mouth for relaying that thought?

  • These guys are more senselessly vicious than rabid dogs. Is it a win at all costs mentality that drives them to such heights of madness, or are they as mindless as their attacks seem to be?

    I just can’t understand it. The media talks about the crazy extremists on the left. They never call attention to the insanity from the right, which is not limited to the blogosphere, either. Demagoguery is the norm on the right, from the MSM to Congress to the administration. And they never get called on it.

  • Huston proves once again that there is no use in trying to reason with wingnuts. They are totally deranged.

    Speaking of derangement, I loved how Huston wandered off his subject of bashing Steve to rant a bit about Hillary. It’s very telling, isn’t it?

    Keep up the good work, CB.

  • According to Merriam-Webster:

    gadfly

    1. any of various flies (as a horsefly, botfly, or warble fly) that bite or annoy livestock
    2. a person who stimulates or annoys especially by persistent criticism

    Obviously, Huston was annoyed under the first definition. Which begs the question, how long has Ms. CB been aware of this behavior?

  • I haven’t been called an “extreme leftist” in quite a while (and I don’t think I’ve ever been called an “Internet gadfly”) so this was a real treat. I’m usually criticized for being too even-tempered and striking too moderate a tone, so Huston is inadvertently helping boost my netroots cred considerably.

    Not even close. What this contretemps has done is stir anger and jealousy among your leftier, less respectable peers — it seems that you are not content with your privileged place in the level-headed wonkosphere, and are trying to muscle in on our their turf.

    Stick to your own frickin’ side of the street, Benen!

  • By my count, “Kristol the Clown” was the only name-calling in the piece, and it came at the very end. “Thug” might also count; if you had used quotes, it would’ve indicated that you were still referencing Chait’s description.

  • These guys are more senselessly vicious than rabid dogs.

    Eee! Killer Shi-tzus!

    Congratulations SB. I know I’ve rebuked you for being too charitable on a few occasions but I take it as a good sign that the fRighties are becoming so thinned-skinned that they consider you a xtreme lefty from hell. By this time next year a sarcastic eye roll will cause them to collapse into sobbing piles of goo.

  • —Guess it’s time to make another contribution to your site.— There’s nothing quite as satisfying as supporting a potty mouthed, name calling, thug who might cause a wingnut to have a stroke 😉

  • Bozell’s enterprise hey? “Newsbusters” is not worth the visit. Conservative is not a descriptor for these “newsbusting” Americans. I am a conservative, but I know the value of talking to as many people of knowledge I know when I wish to learn about something I know not. I’ve witnessed Bozell over the years enough to know he does not share the same learned acceptance of others I have. I get the distinct impression that Bozell worries about being contaminated by liberalism. He just doesn’t get it that liberalism is the basis of our heritage, and his engagement in the political arena is gauranteed because of it. -Kevo

  • Mr. CB. With all due respect. You’ve got to aspire to being insulted by a slightly higher class of idiot.

    Since 12/27, Publius’ Forum, WTH’s catheter to the innertubes, has posted 8 items by WTH and those have generated a single comment smacking him down for his dumbassedness. There are 6 more posts contributed by unknowns who also have no comments.

    Stopping by Publius’ Forum, one can quickly see that WTH, (What The Hell?), is a stalwart supporter of Granpa Fred for President. So he knows a thing or two about irrelevancy.

    And if you check out his photo, his head looks like a block of sand that someone would plop out of an upended bucket at the beach. With a flat little moss toupee. It would be cute if it didn’t have a brain cell in it.

    This guy is several steps behind Doughy Pantload. You’re doing WTH a favor by acknowledging his insults.

    You’ve dredged him up from the depths. Tag him with the Mondo Dweeb of the Day award and let him sink back into obscurity. He’s a bottom feeder. He’s out of his element here.

    Warner Todd Halibut

  • Crayolas for keyboards…advertisement for interns at “Media Matters” and “Newsbusters”
    “Learn how to trade up”. All excuses to smear democrats. Talk about landing on the moon and somehow it would lead to a Hillary attack. It is well known that Kristol has extreme difficulty saying the word “Maggot”…he begins stuttering all over again.

    Benen? A leftist? I guess when your so far right the middle, which is progressive liberal, looks extreme left. Move over Marx.

  • ***whoops***I meant Media Research Center not Media Matters which is one of the most meticulous and honest posts around. My bad…look how fast we admit mistakes eh?

  • Congratulations! I was thrilled to the point of needing a moment to compose myself when Michelle Malkin called me a “9/10 Moonbat” so I appreciate the giddiness you must be feeling!

    I like to imagine them furiously typing in their most aggressive hunt-an-peck style while they froth at the mouth and the veins in their temples visibly throb. I like to imagine their blood pressure goes up into massive CVA range – which, I must say is a goal of mine!

  • Huston reminds me of Tom Delay more succinct “do as I say, not as I do,” which I heared in the aftermath of the 2000 election disaster, if I recall correctly. Delay was talking about Al Gore, and said something like, “He practices the politics of character assassination, not issues. He learned this while sitting at the feet of Bill Clinton. Monica Lewinsky!”

  • It’s just a sign of frustration because they’re upset at what you do and they couldn’t stop you from blowing the whistle on the Kristol thing.

    It’s worth ignoring, and they couldn’t do anything better about it then to try to get your goat, which won’t stop you from doing the same thing next time, and just as quickly, either.

    What it’s good for is a window into how unsophisticated and weak the people you’re opposing really are. They can hang a sham up in front of themselves almost all the time but these once-in-while slips make clear their nature, which has to me become constantly clear. It’s a little unnerving to know that people who are so small wield so much influence, but like all knowledge, it’s power, and you couldn’t operate as well without it.

    It’s also good for demonstrating what bothers them.

  • Potty Mouth?!?!

    I’ve known “Stevie” before there was a blog and maybe even before there was an internet (for everyone anyway). In that time, I don’t believe I’ve ever heard him utter an obscenity. (And there were some times when he probably should have.) He simply does not speak ow write that way. Plus, you should see some of the things he removes from my posts. Brent Bozo and his Band of Boobs will have to try better. This assertions doesn’t wash.

  • Excuse my typos in the above. I guess I got pretty excited. Next thing you know, I’ll be cussing — something Steve never does.

  • I’ve never taken seriously the roll-in-the-hay ramblings of Todd “the Hussy” Huston; he does little more than provide contemporary evidence that there is such a thing as a “Wal-Mart Whore.”

    Cheaper than dirt. Wrinkled like a prune. Smells of fuel oil and old dead fish.

  • Look, Shakes is where you find yourself cussing, Steve keeps a much cleaner (possibly colder) house.

    But hey, it’s informative, and we probably should be allowed a place to vent a little. It’s not like we’re calling them to be expelled from the states, much as it might help.

  • Hope you visit our site, please: TheAmericanView.com. Our “Mission Statement:

    Mission Statement

    “For the nation and kingdom that shall not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.” — Isaiah 60:12.

    As Christians, we are commanded by the Lord Jesus Christ to teach all nations — including ours — to observe all things He has commanded (Matthew 28:18-20). This means bringing into captivity to Christ all areas of life and thought. This means destroying arguments that are against the knowledge of God (II Corinthians 10:5). In obedience to these commands of our Lord, this Web site is established. We covet your prayers for our success in obeying Him.

    We are seriously concerned about, deeply grieved by and lament the fact that far too many of today’s so-called “Christian leaders” are a sinful embarrassment and are responsible for the cause of Christ being mocked and ridiculed. By being, first, cheerleaders for the Republican Party, they have dishonored their Lord and sold their Christian birthright for a mess of partisan political pottage. These individuals and organizations are Christian in name only, “Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof.” From such, it is added, we must turn away.

    Secular, Christless conservatism — even when it is supposedly “compassionate” — will not defeat secular, Christless liberalism because to God they are two atheistic peas-in-a-pod and, thus, predestined to failure.

    More than 100 years ago, speaking of the secular, Christless conservatism of his time, the great Southern Presbyterian theologian, Robert L. Dabney, observed:

    “[Its] history has been that it demurs to each aggression of the progressive party, and aims to save its credit by a respectable amount of growling, but always acquiesces at last in the innovation. What was the resisted novelty of yesterday is today one of the accepted principles of conservatism; it is now conservative only in affecting to resist the next innovation, which will tomorrow be forced upon its timidity and will be succeeded by some third revolution, to be denounced and then adopted in its turn. American conservatism is merely the shadow that follows Radicalism as it moves forward to perdition. It remains behind it, but never retards it, and always advances near its leader. This pretended salt hath utterly lost its savor: wherewith shall it be salted? Its impotency is not hard to explain. It is worthless because it is the conservatism of expediency only, and not of sturdy principle. It tends to risk nothing serious for the sake of truth.”

    Amen! And what Dabney says has been proven with a vengeance in modern times, under recent Republican Administrations and Congresses who were supported enthusiastically by individuals and organizations who called themselves “Christian” but who, alas, when judged by their fruits, were not.

    To those who will accuse of us of desiring and trying to bring about “a Christian America,” we unashamedly plead guilty though the accusation is far too modest and somewhat muddled. To be sure, we desire a Christian America, and a Christian world, a Christian galaxy and a Christian universe. And, over time, by His grace, we hope to demonstrate that all these things already belong to the Lord Jesus Christ because He created them all and they are His property. This is why all knees must bow to the Lord and all tongues confess that He is the Lord — because He is!

    Jude 1:3 3

    “Beloved, when I gave all diligence to write unto you of the common salvation, it was needful for me to write unto you, and exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered unto the saints.” (KJV)

  • Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s stuff—and my gift of Free Will tells me to say “no” to a poser who, rather than praying in the closet, comes out into the open with a manifesto for “bringing into captivity all areas of life and thought,” and a demand that “all knees must bow.”

    Also, it does little good to support any Christian position by invoking a rabidly pro-slave Calvinist such as Dabney, JL….

  • We could all learn a lot from Barry Lynn.

    Poor Brent, I bet he really wanted to call you a “poopiehead” but thought better of it.

  • Benen calls Kristol a “cast off from Time magazine,” a writer of “shallow, predictable tripe,”an embarrassment,” a speaker with “bitter, sycophantic belligerence,” a “thug,” “clownish,” and says that The New York Times has “damned standards and consequences” to have hired him. That’s quite a litany of name calling all stuffed into one short post nearly half of which consists of pulled quotes from other sources. Benen calls Kristol that many names in only six short paragraphs three of which are merely sentences instead of full paragraphs.

  • wvng – Yes, it is surprisingly effective. There are some who make it through, but they are few.

    beep52 – I keep a flyswatter at my side at all times. How’d you know?

    Thanks, everyone, for the support!

  • “I have to admit that I find the controversy refreshing. It’s good to see the progressives admit that a half of Bill Kristol outweighs the five liberal commentators at the Gray Lady. It also shows, as Rosenthal notes, the rhetorical intolerance that many progressives display on a fairly regular basis. When they cancel subscriptions to the one national newspaper most amenable to their politics simply because it allows one competing opinion to appear, that says something about their insecurity.”

    http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/016477.php

    Amen Bro

  • One wonders if yet another semi-literate liberal knows what a friggin’ tyro is?

    For your ignorant info, pjcamp, a “tyro” is a beginner or novice.

    As one can be a novice or beginner at any age, then infant tyro is perfectly acceptable.

    You know, like you are a tyro at the “joined up thinking” thing, and are probably confused by the word “tyke.” And no, it’s not a lesbian.

    As I am sure you don’t own a dictionary, I’ll spell it out: a small child. Guess you’re just redundant.

    Just confirms my belief that liberals should be seen, and not heard.

  • Hah. The naysayers wait a safe period – say, until the next day – to ensure that all other commenters will be long gone. Too bad it didn’t work this time.

  • One wonders if there is a lamer spoof name than Jack Bauer…Oh wait, John Rambo was in another thread.

    [Gives “JB” second prize]

  • Dear Jack,

    If you believe that liberals should be seen and not heard, you should wholeheartedly support this blog. We are seeing words, not hearing them. But nice try at sarcasm – no doubt because you had nothing of substance to say.

    And Reap? How about an original opinion instead of linking to a blogger nobody with intelligence cares about? If Kristol wasn’t such a liar and embarrassment, there wouldn’t be such an outrage from the left. I read opinions from both sides of the aisle, but I expect the writers to have credibility.

    It speaks volumes that Steve is angering conservatives with his blog and writings. Keep up the good work!

  • Dear Steve, please return to polite society, where you hold your pinkie out during cocktails and never speak of the hired staff at all. I’m sure you were raised better than that.

    And if you act fast, you can get in on the country club’s annual Muslim hunt. last year, we bagged 20,000 of the little beasts and with all that collateral, purchased our own silk-edged waterboard for use in our pre-employment interviews.

    Fastidiously polite;

    Marky de Sodden

    PS: Todd says he doesn’t own any doughnut holes and can’t fly, so he’s unsure of how to proceed with your latest suggestion.

  • #10-
    That’s easy CH, but they’ll have to wear overpriced little blue dresses and not be averse to tobacco products.

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