The magical firing of (at least) eight U.S. Attorneys

TP ran a copy of Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Pat Leahy’s (D-Vt.) statement in response to Monica Goodling’s testimony today. It’s actually kind of funny.

“It is curious that yet another senior Justice Department official claims to have limited involvement in compiling the list that led to the firings of several well-performing federal prosecutors. What we have heard today seems to reinforce the mounting evidence that the White House was pulling the strings on this project to target certain prosecutors in different parts of the country.

“It is deeply troubling that the crisis of leadership at the Department allowed the White House to wield undue political influence over key law enforcement decisions and policies. It is unacceptable that a senior Justice Department official was allowed to screen career employees for political loyalty, and it confirms our worst fears about the unprecedented and improper reach of politics into the Department’s professional ranks.

“As Congress continues its oversight to pull back the curtain on the politicization of the Justice Department, it is abundantly clear that we must do all we can to get to the truth behind this matter and the role White House played in it.”

You know, it is curious. These questions are pretty straightforward, but no one is able to answer them. Lawmakers asked Kyle Sampson about who drew up the list of U.S. Attorneys to be fired and how those names got on the list. Dunno, he said. They asked Alberto Gonzales. Beats me, he said. They asked Paul McNulty. Ask everybody else, he said. They asked Monica Goodling. Ask anybody else, she said.

As Kevin put it, “Goodling is now the latest high-ranking DOJ official to say that, really, she has no idea why those U.S. Attorneys were fired last year, or who made the choices. The list appeared, somehow, but apparently not from any human hand. It’s a miracle!”

Miraculous, indeed. Here’s a wacky thought: maybe someone at the White House knows?

Haven’t you ever heard of the immaculate conception?

  • Surely the big story will be the EFP that Goodling fired at Gonzales: he tried to co-ordinate his story with her just before she went on leave, never to return.

    That’s what Rep. Artur Davis elicited from her. Goodling says Gonzales pretty much said to her: “Here’s how I’m going to remember it. Now do you have any comment on what I just said?”

    Goodling said the whole conversation made her very uncomfortable. She didn’t think they should be talking about this.

    Presumably, this will only strengthen Bush’s support for Gonzales?

  • i’m pretty sure it was jesus who wrote the list, but he’s just a front-man for his pops.

  • Haven’t you ever heard of the immaculate conception deception?

    Comment by neil wilson — 5/23/2007 @ 3:54 pm

    (Fixed.)

    Also known as the “Hail Mary:” Chuck the blame and hope someone else catches it.

  • And didn’t Gonzales repeatedly say to bouth the House and Senate committees that he hadn’t talked to any of these people once the investigation started because he didn’t want to interfere in the process? Puts that conversation with Monica in a brand new light, doesn’t it?

    But I’m guessing if asked, he would say he had no memory of remembering that.

  • Heh. I remember my grade school teachers once saying “someone in this room dumped the garbage can on my desk, and someone in here has to know who it is, so unless one of you admits it, or tells me who did it, none of you are going out for recess!” Collective punishment as interrogation technique, at its finest.

    Maybe we just draw up articles of impeachment naming literally every name remotely connected with the firing and say that unless someone admits to the list, or someone tells who did it, we’ll just impeach them all!

    (Hey, it turns out everything I need to know I really did learn in kindergarten, or at least grade school.)

  • time to dust off those old subpeonas, pat. it’s time to get to the bottom of this……..

  • How does everybody like Lundgren, constantly yanking his microphone closer so he can interrupt, which in turn, creates a loud grating noise over whatever is being said?

    What an asshole.

  • Look everyone already knows who put those names on the list. All of this has been about trying to get to them to confirm what we already know and it is a slow frustrating costly experience. Can’t wait till they “force” them before a committee to give them the opportunity to lie and incriminate themselves.

    The bottom line behind all of this is voter suppression…something the senate just does not get. These interim USA’s are there through the ’08 elections to fix votes.

    The DoJ is infiltrated with Goodling’s for this very purpose and the sad part is that they can’t see how they are being used. Blinded by loyalty to thugs like those screamers who stopped the FL vote count. Goodling doesn’t see how she works for them.

  • I think the biggest probelm may be that the president was not involved until after the fact, and given that firing of USA’s is the sole imperative of the president, realized once questions started being asked, that they had to bring him inot the loop.

    It would not surprise me if what they are withholding is evidence that the Attorney General usurped the power of the president to fire these prosecutors. I think it was cooked up with Rove and Meiers, aimed at turning those swing states into solid red states.

  • Maybe Bush could do another comic routine at the WH Press cluster fuck looking for under his desk, behind the curtains, and in the closet for who wrote up the list, like he did for those WMDs. Hilarious.

  • Sure the list is magical. It is kind of like immaculate conception (no offense intended). The list of US attorneys to be fired materialized out of thin air..

  • I’m waiting for the moment when somebody asks Monica Goodling how many blue dresses she owns.

    Just saying….. 😉

  • Oh, is that what they mean by serving at the pleasure of the President?

    Maybe Gonzales usurped that prerogative too?

  • Next they will be trying to blame Clinton for the List.

    While I don’t doubt that the creation of the final List was a bit ad hoc I don’t for one second believe that no one in the political arm of Justice knew nothing. Considering some of the e-mails from Monica regarding the list, I believe she is doing what she accuses McNulty of doing – not being fully truthful.

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