The Republicans are coming for your television

Conservative Republicans, who are bound together by the principle of limited government, the free market, and the power of consumers’ choice, have taken quite an interest in your television.

[Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin] is now poised to win the broader indecency war. During the long hot summer in Washington, he has been quietly meeting with religious activists and industry leaders to organize a push for new standards for broadcast, cable and satellite television. At the same time, Martin’s allies in the Senate have been considering new laws that could increase broadcast indecency fines, break up cable TV offerings to allow parents to cut off racy channels, and — most controversially — give the FCC the power to fine basic cable programs, like MTV’s “Real World” and Comedy Central’s “Daily Show,” for crude and lewd content.

As Jesse Taylor noted this morning, we’re talking about stricter FCC regulation of cable and satellite radio broadcasts. And at this point, Martin is listening to those who are telling him exactly what he wants to hear.

In the meantime, Martin, a former White House aide to President Bush, has been meeting privately with evangelical activists to assure them of his commitment to change the television landscape. The government does not regulate shows distributed over cable or satellite television for indecency. Similarly, there are no indecency limits on the content of satellite radio, where shock-jock Howard Stern sought refuge and will begin broadcasting next year. But in one session this summer, Martin told activists that he is privately reaching out to industry leaders to address racy content on basic cable and satellite television, says Rick Schatz, the president of the National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families, a Christian ministry. “He said the free rein of cable and satellite and satellite radio is not acceptable,” says Schatz, who sat in on the meeting. “He’s committed to seeing something is done during his tenure.”

Unfortunately, Martin’s approach is fundamentally flawed, and not just because of a neo-puritan standard for entertainment. He told lawmakers during a House hearing in February 2004, “If cable and satellite operators continue to refuse to offer parents more tools, basic indecency and profanity restrictions may be a viable alternative.”

First, cable and satellite operators don’t use public airwaves, so I’m not sure where Martin finds the authority to regulate. Second, there are plenty of tools already available — including the V-chip, channel-blocking options that all domestic cable companies already offer, and … what’s that called again? … the remote control that allows folks to change the channel.

Under the current rules, material is indecent if it is “offensive as measured by contemporary community standards.” But standards vary widely from community to community, household to household. Family Research Council legal director Patrick A. Trueman said he recently traveled to a Marriott Hotel in Houston, where he said three separate cable stations — not pay-per-view stations — were showing “hardcore pornography,” which he described as “sex acts.” He demanded that the hotel staff come disable the channels. The staff told him one of the stations was Showtime. “I don’t have cable just for this reason,” said Trueman, who previously worked on obscenity cases in the Justice Department. “If I had cable, I would not want my children viewing that.”

If the activists have their way, Trueman’s children will not be the only Americans barred from watching sex — explicit or implied — on television. For now, they have the political winds at their backs, and a sympathetic captain at the helm of the FCC. Before taking his current job, Martin served as a lawyer for the Bush-Cheney 2000 campaign and later as a White House aide. His wife, Catherine J. Martin, worked for Vice President Cheney until recently, when she took another job in the White House to work for the president on policy and planning issues.

There is little doubt that Martin knows the political stakes of the coming fight. In 2003, he shared his concerns over indecency in a letter to the Parents Television Council, a group that has called for a boycott of shows like the WB’s “Everwood” because it features adults who encourage teenage characters to use birth control and, in one case, have an abortion. “Certainly broadcasters and cable operators have significant First Amendment rights, but these rights are not without boundaries,” Martin wrote to the group. “They are limited by law. They also should be limited by good taste.”

That’s “good taste” as defined by Martin and the Republican base.

It does set up an interesting conflict, though. Will Congress and the administration cater to the demands of religious right activists and their champions at the FCC, or side with big-money interests at Viacom (CBS, MTV, Comedy Central), General Electric (NBC, Bravo) and News Corp. (Fox)?

They won’t be happy until they have us all either in prison for not conforming to what they want or in church pounding our bible being a good little rethug.
The crazy thing is for so many moral people there sure is alot of pain and suffering they don’t give a damn about.

  • What do you mean the satellite operators do not use the public airwaves? What other airwaves are there?

    Not that that would justify regulating decency. And, why is it that Fox gets a pass all the time?

  • Holy sh#t, I can’t tell you how much I would love to have seen the encounter between Patrick Trueman and the befuddled Marriot desk clerk responding to the urgent “hardcore pornography” alert.

  • What a bunch of fucknuts. I have feeling though that the cable companies might win this one. They have the money to get plenty of lobbyist to petition against this.

  • The corporations are going to win this one. In any battle between Republican theocrats and Republican plutocrats, the plutos win every time. Anyway, the trashiest non-cable network on the air is Fox, and the administration isn’t going to kick its most loyal lapdog.

  • What do you mean the satellite operators do not use the public airwaves? What other airwaves are there?

    Yes, maybe that does require a little more explanation.

    Broadcast television and AM/FM radio use public airwaves, regulated (and leased out) by the government. Everyone can access these stations for free — all you need is a device to receive them. The FCC has complete jurisdiction over their content.

    Cable, satellite, and satellite radio are subscriber-paid, private services. They’re available to the public for a fee, but they don’t use the “public airwaves.” As such, the Federal Communications Commission has no power to regulate cable and satellite stations. At least not yet.

    In the meantime, you can enjoy nudity on the Sopranos, still hear Penn Gillette curse like a sailor on Showtime, and still hear songs without bleeps or pauses on XM and Sirius.

  • “Will Congress and the administration cater to the demands of religious right activists …?”

    If by “Congress” you mean Hillary and a bunch of other dumb-ass Democrats trying to run to the middle, sadly, the answer is probably “yes.”

  • “…He demanded that the hotel staff come disable the channels.”

    And then he demanded that the hotel staff stop him from masturbating to it, force his dick back in his pants and to sew them shut along with his eyelids.

  • Martin’s allies in the Senate have been considering new laws that could … break up cable TV offerings to allow parents to cut off racy channels

    Now tell me this isn’t one aspect of the new laws that would be good for consumers. I personally think this would be great. Let the fundies have their own little all-700-club-all-the-time channel. I’d love to break up that nonsense. If it means we’d have to keep all the other nonsense, then, its not worth it, admittedly.

  • Don’t they know that regulation just makes it harder for small businesses like Comcast and DirecTV? Why, such regulations will surely trim profits and result in job loss.

    The only thing consistent about the conservative position is it’s inconsistent.

  • Funny, I remember a time when conservatives were up in arms about the “NannyState.” Now they want to turn the government into the Mommy&DaddyState. Lovely. They also used to like market-based solutions for problems. Whatever happened to that?

    I can’t help but think this could royally blow up in their faces. One of the most disgusting shows on TV is South Park. Good luck taking that off the air. (Hopefully) it would just force people to question the need to do such things. People PAY (a lot!) to have cable in their homes. It is not up to the government to censor what people willingly pay extra for.

  • I would love a la carte cable. The cable companies are against it, however, because without it consumers are forced to purchase “packages” of channels. I also think this could be a boon to the democrats in the next election or two if it’s played right. It can be used to help paint the Republicans as tools of puritanical theocrats (which they are, of course — most in the country just doesn’t realize it).

  • If you want to predict deeds by the GOP, go with the money everytime and you won’t lose. Though the GOP will pander to the RR and find a scapegoat for the reason why they just can’t seem to get around to doing something ’bout all that smut on TV. But it’ll be all wind in the end, as smut pays much better than Gawd.

  • Karl Rove already has a plan to run it up to Congress, but when it fails to blame it on the Democrats and an out-of-control judiciary who are rooting for our enemies in Iraq and giving them comfort because they never learned the lessons of 9/11.

  • I’m with Smiley, I would love to be able to buy my favorite channels a la carte.

    Let the cable folks sell whatever they want and consumers buy what they want without having to buy a whole package. This way the capitalists can be happy and consumers who want to pick and choose what comes into their homes can be happy. We all win.

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