The sad tale of Claude A. Allen

Up until fairly recently, Claude Allen was not just a key Bush staffer, he was the top White House adviser on domestic policy. On everything from immigration to education to stem-cell research to the faith-based initiative, Allen was the president’s right-hand man. He was even the point man on the White House’s Katrina task force.

In fact, Allen was more than that. Bush nominated him to the federal bench in 2003, though Senate Dems blocked him because he had no legal experience. Instead, Allen, a former Jesse Helms staffer and a self-described born-again Christian, became a key West Wing aide and solidified his role as the religious right’s favorite member of Bush’s team. When James Dobson needed a radio guest to talk about the president’s support for abstinence-only education, the White House sent Allen. When TV preacher Pat Robertson needed a friendly administration face for The 700 Club, Allen was there.

Then, a month ago, Allen abruptly, and inexplicably, resigned. There were rumors that he left the White House because he opposed the president’s guidelines on military chaplains, but Allen categorically denied it. Regardless, there was something about the resignation that didn’t make sense.

Reporters were suspicious because top West Wing players usually don’t quickly announce their departures on a Wednesday night. Scott McClellan said Allen wanted to “spend more time with his family,” which, for all intents and purposes, is DC code for “there’s something up.”

And now we now what it is.

Claude A. Allen, who resigned last month as President Bush’s top domestic policy adviser, was arrested this week in Montgomery County for allegedly swindling Target and Hecht’s stores out of more than $5,000 in a refund scheme, police said.

Allen, 45, of Gaithersburg, has been released on his own recognizance and is awaiting trial on two charges, felony theft scheme and theft over $500, said Lt. Eric Burnett, a police spokesman. Each charge is punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

I knew something was up with Allen’s resignation, but I never could have imagined this. The guy made $161,000 a year. He didn’t need some criminal scheme.

And yet, Allen allegedly did it anyway.

What kind of scheme are we talking about? Slate’s Rachel Shteir explains.

In general, a refund-fraud scam goes like this: You purchase an item—a CD player, let’s say—and leave the store with it. Then you come back to the store and pick up exactly the same CD player; you take the CD player and receipt from the original purchase to the returns desk, claiming that this is the item you bought, and get a refund for it. You keep the original CD player, and pay nothing. Professional shoplifters like refund fraud because it’s relatively safe. Since you never actually steal an object from the store, no one can chase you out to the parking lot. According to Richard Hollinger, a professor at the University of Florida-Gainesville and the author of the only yearly survey on retail theft, figures vary but “some say that figures lost to refund fraud reach $16 billion a year.”

According to the department, Allen sought refunds for more than $5,000 in the past year. Allen allegedly stole items as expensive as a Bose theater system and a photo printer. Theft of more than $500 is a felony in Maryland.

I hate to hear about a guy with this kind of problem, but after all the moralizing, and all the praise about Allen leading the “conservative values” crusade, there is some stunning irony here.

Wow. But conservatives are so moral I’m sure no others of them ever thought of doing anything like that before

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  • Maybe the public can be roused from its stupor by this Republican’s theft of tangible objects such CD players, Bose stereos, photo printers. They certainly don’t seem to care about theft of billions, a la Halliburton and the rest of the defense budget.

    Maybe a billion of anything is too abstract for the American public to wrap its TV-addled brains around … all those zeroes. Here‘s an impressive picture of ten billion pennies.

    This is nothing new, of course. I remember my Dad saying, back in early ’50s, that all the public sees are photos of Democrats who had taken mink coats and freezers as bribes, while the Republicans were getting dam, airport, and highway projects which were reported, if ever, only in the small type of the business pages.

  • John Podhoretz is using the “Claude Who?” defense. It’s the standard Republican response, used by Bush in regard to Ken Lay, Jack Abramoff, and other former good friends. It’s the reverse of the Republican tactic of taking some complete unknown, like Ward Churchill, and pretending he’s a leader in the Democratic Party.

  • OK, quick rundown here:

    William Bennett – compulsive gambler.
    Rush Limbaugh – drug addict
    Bill O’Reilly – sexual harrasser
    Ralph Reed – corrupt lobbyist
    Lynne Cheney – pornographic novelist
    Dick Cheney – dangerously negligent hunter
    Newt Gingrich – serial adulterer
    Arnold Schwarzenegger – sexual groper

    and now
    Claude Allen – retail scam artist

    The “family values” crowd sure has mastered that “cast the first stone” move, hasn’t it. Have I missed anyone?

  • Allen is a posterchild for the “new” conservative values.

    clips from his advoctates on his nomination to the Federal Appeals Court
    ***********************
    Sometimes we see individuals who are willing to alter their views to get ahead. I don’t think Claude has ever been someone to alter what he believes. He follows his conservative values.”
    his lack of judicial experience should not be a strike against him.

    “It’s important to have fresh thinkers, who can think outside the box, who haven’t been running through the traditional career path,”

    *********************
    New Conservatives definitely think outside the box. They think about how to get what’s inside the box out.

  • Conservatives are so defensive of the ten commandments, they forget about the eleventh- Thou shalt not get caught doing the others.

  • I bet he was really into that Jane’s Addiction video when he was younger. I think that inspired a lot of people to start stealing.

    Pretty catchy tune.

    Either that, or Rhymin’ & Stealin’.

  • Steve, your first two paragraphs really tell the story — IMO, should be part of every news account of this.

    LOOK how close Allen’s office was to Bush, in this layout of the West Wing. (Allen is #23, a BIG corner office upstairs.)

    Let this map be spread far and wide!

  • Quote from Bush, on occasion of Allen resignation, 2/9/2006:

    “Claude Allen has been a trusted advisor since 2001. … During the past year, he has served as my top domestic policy advisor at the White House and has helped develop policies that will strengthen our Nation’s families, schools, and communities.”

  • Perhaps he needed the money because like many other folks today, he can barely make the mortgage payment on his $958,000 home even with his $161,000 salary.

  • …cliche…common…everyone knows this plot…the hyper-religious are ALWAYS hiding something. ALWAYS. It’s why they turn so fervidly to god – to hide what’s already festering inside. ALWAYS. I’ve never been a drinker, but I did the god thing for a while and the two afflictions are similar in that the habitue does it to avoid looking inside…

    Shakespeare (always) said it better – “Thou dost protest too much” – a truer maxim on human behavior doesn’t exist…

  • I can’t wait for the Monday press gaggle.

    Funny, I never thought about that term until I actually typed it out. Did it originate because the WH press corp is gagging on all the garbage that McClellan spews out? Just askin’.

  • The American Heritage dictionary gives this eytmology: “Middle English gagel, from gagelen, to cackle, probably of imitative origin”.

    Well, in the case of the Washington Press Corpse, they got the “imitation” part correctly.

  • Being a thief = bad.

    Being a cheap thief = worse.

    Being a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, hypocritical thief = priceless.

  • I got nuthin. The GOP is really one big crime organization. At every level. In every position. Again, though, I hold those who voted these clowns back into office accountable and in contempt–each one should be made to pay back what these imposters have stolen, including the value of the futures of all those who have died in our middle east adventure. I can’t say I believe in the afterlife, but these folks sure make me hope that there is a hell so that they can spend eternity thinking about their crimes.

  • With respect to Mr. Allen’s $161k/year salary:
    One can be kind and say that shoplifting is not always a reflection of need but may be a reflection of illness.
    Or one can be practical and say that many Republicans are never satisfied with the wealth they have – no matter how substantial, and they feel entitled to take and take and take. It seems that having wealth often creates an sense of entitlement for more. And rules? They’re for suckers.

    In Mr. Allen’s case, it seems he could have leveraged his proximity to power as others have – to agrandize himself much more impressively than the manner CB describes. The refund fraud scheme may be low risk, but for a highly placed member of Bu$hCo, it seems pretty low return, as well. I wonder whether this will lead to the discovery of other scams by Mr. Allen that are more commensurate with those of his peers.

  • =====================
    The “family values” crowd sure has mastered that “cast the first stone” move, hasn’t it. Have I missed anyone?
    =====================

    Surely Tom Delay belongs somewhere on that list.

  • Try this for “even worse” – last paragraph of the WaPo story:

    “Before that, Allen worked for the Virginia state attorney general’s office and as state health and human resources secretary. In that job, he earned a reputation as a staunch conservative; once he kept Medicaid funds from an impoverished rape victim who wanted an abortion.”

    Ah yes, just a wellspring of Christian charity, our Mr. Allen. There’s a name for blacks like him, who put personally licking the horseshit off Ol’ Massa’s boots ahead of everything (and everyone) else.

  • Just saw a piece on Allen’s arrest on CNN Headline News, and it makes me wonder who the Sadministration bullied/bribed to keep Allen’s “problem” covered up for a month. The piece is being presented as “Allen, a former White House advisor, was arrested,” clearly trying to give the impression that Allen’s conduct occurred after he was with the White House and not while he was with the White House (not to mention making it sound like his role was some minor aide instead of a/the top domestic policy person). Our Media–those who can’t, work for CNN/FOX/MSNBC.

  • It is ironic. And what does it say about our legal system that this is worthy of resignation and 15 years in jail, but the millions Cheney has made for himself by giving Halliburton no-bid contracts aren’t crimes.

  • When you are “STICKING IT TO THE MAN!” it were best not to forget that you are THE MAN! Mr. Allen’s “Color-Privilege” will insure a sentence of community service and probation, as it must. Perhaps, for the salvation of his immortal soul, he will become acquainted with Charles Colson.

  • Thanks waumpuscat/bogie/bogieville! (I’m guessing you’re really all the same person) It’s more important to note he’s a “person of color-privilege,” or “colored” as you like to call them, than it is to note he was a Bush Administration official. You’ve played the race card nicely. At least in the sense that you’ve proven conservatives are ignorant bigots.

  • Actually, people in the “Human Resources” profession tend to refer to them as “a protected class.” I think the optimal situation is to be a gay/lesbian/transgender black Puerto Rican (unfortunately, it’s sorta hard to work in either asian – they’re too busy working to deal with that stuff – or middle eastern – they’re too busy blowing stuff up – into this equation. Unfortunate, because, hey, one has to look for humor in any situtation, and I _hate_ feeling limited…) substance abuser in rehab…. Can’t get ’em to work, can’t fire ’em…

    I think that does give my esteemed paternal unit the license to utilize terms… IMHO, in a few hundred years, if we make it that long, when we all have Tiger Woods’ golf swing, and Gene Simmons’ sex drive, the world will be a better place. Of course, by the the middle east will be back to being a desert, because the indigenous leadership will have squandered the oil riches on gold-plated plumbing and kidnapped blonde cheerleaders…

    And while we’ve been accused of many things, we’re not inhabiting the same body…

  • Next time you venture the premise that government employees are underpaid, please say it loudly while standing in line either at your local taxation office or the DMV.

    You may also wish to contemplate the general competency of both groups of employees, and then compare them to the results which you expect from your government school teachers.

  • Teachers, the unsung heros of our society. Require them to have an expensive education, pay them $30,000 a year (in my area), send them to underfunded schools and then expect miracles from them.

    If I catch the gist of post #29 then I’ll have to admit I’m in agreement.

  • how come i have heard no one refer to the glee all we right-thinking people are experiencing as ‘claudenfreude’?

    your pal,
    blake

  • Wow, Bogieville, you’ve hit every talking point of the “angry white man”. Limbaugh would be proud, if he wasn’t jacked up on Oxycontin, that is.

  • claudenfreude:

    Come let us hold hands and pray (with a malicious grin on our faces and suppressed giggles):

    “Dear heanvenly Father, please expose even more republican thieves…and please Dear Lord… please let the other Fitz shoe drop soon. AMEN.”

  • I have a family member who was once a compulsive shoplifter. It’s not a rational behavior, and there are effective treatments. I might feel some sympathy for ol’ Claude, but not if he was a sanctimonious jerk while hiding his dark secret. I expect true Christians to be tolerant of weakness in their fellow man, especially when they have their own dire weakness as a reminder.

    Now he has been unceremoniously drop-kicked by an administration that must pretend they were fooled, but never misled, by this flawed man. We must be convinced that the façade was a workable substitute for the “real thing”, up until the point that the rotten foundation was exposed.

  • Hey, $5K and then trying to return it for a refund is NOT “compulsive shoplifiting.”

    I’ll wager he had other problems, that help and an intervention was offered, and that it was declined. Sad.

    As for our government school teachers… They work 3/4 of the time the rest of us work (well, except for you guys who are professional students). They also tend to teach to the lowest common denominator. In the St. Louis government schools, if material is not covered in the standardized testing (used to rate teacher “comptetency,” the students don’t get it taught to them.

  • Dang, I wish this thing had an edit button. I didn’t close that sucker correctly…

    Oh yeah – my biggest gripe about government schools: The attention paid to the “sports” programs. Just more of the bread and circuses for the masses. The average Joe Sixpack would rather have his teenage child be at the top of his/her team than have them at the top of their class.

  • Our President said with a straight face, “When I heard the news last night I was saddened and shocked.” Lets ask a simple question. Would the police in MD let the guy work in the office directly above the President’s Study for a month without informing the President? If I believed that I would be even more concerned about the future of our country than I already am. Hey wingnuts here’s a timeline. No cover up here eh?
    ______________________
    “On January 2, 2006, a Target store Loss Prevention Manger observed an unknown man enter the store located at 25 Grand Corner Avenue in Gaithersburg. He was observed in the store with an empty Target bag in a shopping cart. The man was then seen selecting merchandise throughout the store and placing items in the Target bag. He put additional items in his cart. The man then went to guest services where he produced a receipt and received a refund for the items he had just selected from the store shelves.
    After receiving the refund he left the store without paying for the additional merchandise in the shopping cart. He was apprehended by the store employee.
    The Target Loss Prevention Manger contacted Montgomery County Police and through the police investigation it was learned that Allen had been receiving refunds in an amount exceeding $5,000 during last year. Some of the fraudulent returns were made at Target stores and some at Hecht¹s stores. He would buy items, take them out to his car, and return to the store with the receipt. He would select the same items he had just purchased, and then return them for a refund. Allen is known to have conducted approximately 25 of these types of refunds, having the money credited to his credit cards.”
    ___________________
    “February 09, 2006
    Senior Administration Official Resigns

    Claude Allen, President Bush’s principal domestic policy advisor, has resigned. A White House spokesman told the Chicago Tribune that Allen wanted to spend more time with his family.
    Republicans who know Allen are uncertain why he stepped down so suddenly. Late last week, he was in good spirits as he briefed allies and surrogates about the President’s State of the Union message. On Tuesday, he attended a conference in PA on the president’s faith based initiative.”
    _______________________________
    March 10, 2006:

    Detectives from the Montgomery County Police Retail Theft Unit arrested a man yesterday for a continuing retail theft scheme. Claude Alexander Allen, age 45, of the 7200 block of Cliff Pine Drive in Gaithersburg, was charged with theft scheme over $500 and theft over $500. He was released on his own recognizance.”
    ______________________________________

    At least the arrest happened after he resigned! Do you think he informed his superiors about his ‘troubles’ earlier? Or maybe the police informed them that a White House staffer with close access to the POTUS was under investigation for Grand Theft? This whole thing was stretched out for deniability. But beyond the protective deniability bubble defense this administration has used on everything, the important issue is the level of judgement and vetting done by this ‘I’ve got a friend whose son needs a job’ administration. This guy was in charge of coordinating the Bush administration’s Katrina response for Christ’s sake.
    _____________________________________
    Aboard Air Force One August 31, 2005
    En Route Andrews Air Force Base, MD 11:09 A.M. EDT

    MR. McCLELLAN:
    “You also had Homeland Security Advisor Fran Townsend, Claude Allen, who is overseeing the White House Task Force, Dan Bartlett, and other staff was on, as well, back in Washington. And then in the region, you had Mike Brown, Under Secretary Mike Brown, participating in the video conference.”
    ____________________________
    You Bush apologists are fools and you will be cut loose just like Claude Allen when you have outlived your usefulness.

  • Good job Impor!!! Maybe someone in the WH press corp will use that as their basis for questioning Simple Scottie tomorrow morning. I can’t wait to watch him twist at the podium.

    I am actually surprised that Bush hasn’t been hammered for past statements he made regarding the character of President Putin and Benard Kerik [sic?]. How did that go, something along the lines that he, Bush, could look into a man’s eyes and judge his character. This whole story just seems to play into Bush’s inability to judge character.

    FWIW — I can’t believe that Allen didn’t at least have the decency to pull his little theft scam at Wal-Mart. They just seem so much more deserving.

  • And to think he was almost a fedral judge.
    All of Bush’s other appointments and high profile employees need to be brought back under the microscope.
    What was Allen’s security clearance?
    Inquiring minds want to know.

  • The real joy about Theocrat Conservatives like William Bennett and Claude Allen is their secret belief that they can commit any sort of offense because they are confident that God will eventually forgive them.

    Just like Jimmy Swaggert boffing a prostitute and asking her to pimp her teenage daughter to him (It’s the second part I really find disgusting myself).

  • Yeah, folks like Rev. Jimmy need extensive counseling and psychiatric sessions, so that they can become one with their “different” sexual needs.

    Then we oughta cut the gear off…

  • The guy is innocent even if he did what the police have accused him of doing. I do not appreciate his socially conservative views however. but that does not mean that he is anything but a confused human being.

    Best

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