The self-parodying Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week kicks off — again

Josh Marshall highlighted the good news: the Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week from last October has spawned a sequel. Let the mockery begin.

It seems like only a few months ago we were celebrating David Horowitz’s Islamofascism Awareness Week with heavily subsidized and poorly attended events on campuses around the country. But the October’s IAW was such a good fundraising tool he’s decided to make this week Islamofascism Awareness Week too.

As was the case in October, it’s tempting to ignore David Horowitz’s “Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week,” because it’s just too absurd to even bother. On the other hand, it’s also tempting to marvel at “Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week,” and offer a reminder of just how far gone today’s conservative movement really is. It’s probably more fun to go with the latter.

Here’s Horowitz’s pitch:

The purpose of this week and the campaign leading up to it will be: 1) To highlight the genocidal agendas of the Islamo-fascist crusade; and 2) To make the public aware of the “soft jihad” — the domestic networks that fund and provide political support for the agendas of the jihad, including its armies of terror.

The core of the jihad is its intention to conquer and force into submission all religions and cultures which are not its own. It has absorbed the Nazi-virus of Jew-hatred and seeks as its first goal the obliteration of the Jewish state, but its agendas include the obliteration of Christian communities and all non-Muslim cultures as well.

I still think Ron Chusid’s take from October is spot on: “It’s just getting harder to keep track of all those holidays. I mean, is Sweetest Day, which just occurred, a real holiday, or just an excuse to sell more candies and cards? Now I learn that this is Islamo-Fascism Awarness Week. Is this a real holiday, or just an excuse to sell more right wing paranoia?”

All evidence points to the latter, though I don’t think Horowitz & Co. are “selling” claptrap, so much as they’re peddling it for free, hoping no one notices how nonsensical their materials really are.

As for the folks behind this week’s “festivities,” Josh offered a helpful primer during the first go around:

In case you’re not familiar with Horowitz, he’s probably most charitably described as a rather entrepreneurial self-promotion artist, though perhaps more accurately as one of the great buffoons of the modern American soapbox. I should probably say, as a matter of disclosure, that I’ve had a couple run-ins with Horowitz, one in person. And he’s probably one of only two people I met in Washington, or really in any of my dealings with people through TPM or any other professional writing I’ve done, who was just as nasty and whacked in person as anything you see on TV. It’s no act.

Horowitz’s basic MO is finding the silliest opponents he can find, goading them into a shouting match and then working himself into a frenzy about how the “left” is out to get him and then taking the moment of attention to shake the trees for some more right-wing money for his next show. Money, that is, for his Center, the Center for the Study of Popular Culture, which I only found out today he has recently had renamed in honor of himself.

At a minimum, we should get some good quotes out of the events. Last fall, in one of my personal favorites, Rick Santorum told a Penn State audience, “Islam, unlike Christianity, is an all-encompassing ideology. It is not just something you do on Sunday.”

If anyone sees similarly illuminating remarks at this week’s events, be sure to let me know.

Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me that radical Islamic terrorists don’t like us?

Why wasn’t I told sooner? You’d think the media or the president would’ve mentioned this at some point.

Thanks for the heads-up, David!

  • It seems rather strange to me considering that the Crusades (purifying the holy city of Islamic control) was a Christian idea ( the crusaders had the “bonus” of killing a lot of jews and Eastern Orthodox Christians along the way) and that it was the Christians who ran the Spanish Inquisition where as the Moors left the Jews alone when they controlled Spain. Then again, I guess I don’t inhabit the same universe as Horowitz.

  • We could call Horowitz a moron, but as Jason Jones said last night on the Daily Show, “Morons could never be this consistent.”

  • Tell me this isn’t a rather apropos theme for such an absurd concept:

    “It’s Good News Week!”
    by Hedgehoppers Anonymous (1965)

    It’s Good News Week!
    Someone’s dropped a bomb somewhere,
    Contaminating atmosphere
    And blackening the sky….

    It’s Good News Week!
    Someone’s found a way to give
    The Rotting Dead a will to live,
    Go on and never die….

    Have you heard the news?
    What did it say?
    Who won that race?
    What’s the weather like today?

    It’s Good News Week!
    Lots of blood in Asia now;
    They’ve butchered off the sacred cow,
    They’ve got a lot to eat…..*

    It’s Good News Week!
    Doctors finding many ways
    Of wrapping brains in metal trays
    To keep us from the heat….

    (repeat)

    ==============================

    *An alternate version of this verse, heard mostly in Great Britain and the Commonwealth:

    It’s Good News Week!
    Families shake their need for gold
    By stimulating birth control;
    We’re wanting less to eat….

  • By declaring a semi-annual Awareness Week, is he suggesting that we shouldn’t be aware of Islamofascism the rest of the time? Shouldn’t we be aware of Islamofascism EVERY SINGLE DAY UNTIL WE ARE SAFE????!!!!!!!!!

    Why is Horowitz soft on terror?

    😉

  • David Horowitz needs a hug, cuz the boogey man is always out to get him. Ignorance breeds contempt and hatred, didn’t the Torah teach him that?

  • I always feel a lot safer during Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, so maybe we should do what Biggerbox says and make it a permanent state until the war is over.

  • Gee, maybe the Arabs and the Islamic peoples of the Third World are tired of the Brits, the French and the Americans imperializing their countries for the last 88 years, helping themselves to the oil, putting in Kings, propping up dictators, overthrewing democratically elected governments and in general, messing with their part of the world.

    We stopped accepting Royal British Kings running our part of the world back in 1776. In terms of the modern lexicon, we would have been called “terrorists.” We didn’t fight the British Redcoat soldiers “fair,” we shot at them from behind rocks and trees. We “terrorized” the British military occupiers.

  • I think I’ll skip Islamo-facist awareness week celebrations.

    But does anyone know when and where the next Justice Sunday Fest will be held? I’m sure it will be absolutely Swell.

  • In honor of IFAW, I should like to offer up to the educated masses at TCBR (and the occasional troll that dares stick its head out of its hole and into the range of my good friend, Mr. Crowbar) the First Annual IF A W week, in which people all over the world may poke, prod, and insult to the highest degree of the human imagination—our inglorious afraid-of-horses commander cowboy person. Simply begin with “IF A W”…and complete the statement.

  • I have never understood this whole fear of Islamic Extremism.

    Yes, it exists and, yes, we should take it seriously.

    But think about the facts for a second: There are 1.3 billion Muslims in the world.

    If all of them were out to get us, don’t ya think that maybe, just maybe, there’d be more than a few thousand nutcases out there willing to participate?

    Don’t ya think maybe, just maybe, we’d be hearing about terrorist attacks all over the world several times a day?

    Don’t ya think that maybe, just maybe, there’s a reason they haven’t gone after, say, Japan or Australia or Sweden?

    Do these people (the loons who will show up to these events) think that several thousand extremists — who use home-made explosives and second-hand weapons, who are being shunned across most of the Muslim world, and who don’t control any economy or any country (Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are close, though) — are going to take over the entire freakin’ world?

    Really?

  • Don’t ya think that maybe, just maybe, there’s a reason they haven’t gone after, say, Japan or Australia or Sweden? Mark D, @12

    Japan and freaking Oz are just too far to bother with. And the Swedish women don’t cover themselves decently — all that white meat… Yuck. But we’re sure as sure coming to get ya in the US of A, Insh Allah. Just ya wait; come Halloween, we’ll be there, on your doorstep.

  • I must have a cheap calendar. Not only is IFAW not marked on it, neither is Christio-Fascism Awareness Week. Anybody know when THAT is being celebrated this year? Maybe Sally Kerns knows. Or Monique Davis.

  • David Horowitz: Stalinist red-diaper baby thrown out of the left 30 years ago for being an insane moron, gets his revenge by going to the one part of politics where being an insane moron is not held against him, but is rather a good way for this con artist who has never worked a day in his life to raise money from the fools to keep him in the style to which he has now become accustomed.

    The only difference between David Horowitz and any dumbass Southern Baptist minister is he didn’t go to “bible college” to get his mail order degree. Oh, that and he’s Jewish.

  • “Japan and freaking Oz are just too far to bother with…”

    Um…Australia’s actually the closest neighbour of the world’s most populous Muslim nation, Indonesia. Amazingly enough, despite 220 million scary Muslims RIGHT NEXT DOOR, (eeeek!!!) relations between Australia & Indonesia are remarkably cordial.

    Equally amazing is the fact that after decades of brutal Saddam-like dictatorship, Islamic Indonesia has quietly, bloodlessly, become a thriving, pluralistic, democracy. This has happened during precisely the same period that the same goal in Iraq, after so much money & so many lives, has proven so tragically elusive.

    It’s genuinely amazing that a super scary Islamic country so much vaster & ethnically various than Iraq, and almost ten times as populous, could democratise so quickly, without major violence, with minimal assistance from the UN & EU, and no real American involvement.

    Kinda makes you wonder about the efficacy of introducing democracy at gunpoint & under foreign occupation, doesn’t it?

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