The Sex Machine That Is Paul Wolfowitz

Guest Post by Morbo

Now that World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz has resigned, it’s time to examine an overlooked issue from the sorry affair: Why did the Religious Right support this embattled neocon? What did this issue have to do with religion, abortion, gay rights or any of the other obsessions of the neo-Puritan brigade?

Maybe the Religious Right backed Wolfowitz because they are partisan hacks. Let’s say a Democratic president appointed some guy to run the World Bank. Let’s say it came to light that this guy had arranged for his girlfriend to get a cushy, high-paying job at the Bank with regular enormous salary increases and then transferred her to another high-paying job elsewhere while still receiving her Bank salary. The Religious Right would call that no big deal, right?

I think not. I think they would turn purple and, backed by the Fox News Channel, would wage war until the guy resigned.

But here’s Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, on the Paul Wolfowitz matter:

“To his credit, Wolfowitz had disclosed his relationship with the ‘companion’ before joining the Bank, asked for ethics advice, received it, and followed it. There are few things uglier than a partisan policy war masquerading as a scandal.”

Oh, I see. Wolfowitz is really a man of integrity. He was forthcoming about everything, and the whole matter is really just another attempt by Democrats to embarrass the Bush administration. It’s too bad the executive board of the Bank sees it differently.

But as the Carpetbagger says, “Wait, it gets worse.”

I suspect you’ve been hearing the same rumors I have: that Wolfowitz isn’t even divorced. If true, this makes Shaha Riza not his “girlfriend” or “companion” but his “mistress.” The Religious Right may be defending a flat-out adulterer!

The question of Wolfowitz’s marital status is definitely unclear. Even his Wikipedia entry mentions it:

In the mid-1960s Wolfowitz met anthropologist Clare Selgin Wolfowitz while they were both studying at Cornell University. They married in 1968, had three children (Sara, David, and Rachel), separated in 2001, and, according to some sources, were divorced in 2002, though, according to other sources their marital status appears to be uncertain.

Furthermore, some people suspected as far back as 2005 that Wolfowitz’s unusual relationship with Riza might lead to problems. The London Daily Mail reported on March 20, 2005, that Riza enjoys great influence over Wolfowitz and might even have pushed him to be more aggressive on supporting the war in Iraq.

[I]t is his tangled private life that could stop him taking up the World Bank post. Critics say it would be impossible for Wolfie – as he is nicknamed by Bush – to make independent decisions when his lover, who works on Middle Eastern and North African issues, is so committed to overthrowing Middle Eastern regimes.

“His womanising has come home to roost,” a Washington insider said. “Paul was a foreign policy hawk long before he met Shaha but it doesn’t look good to be accused of being under the thumb of your mistress.” One of his opponents at the bank said: “Unless Riza gives up her job, this will be an impossible conflict of interest.”

Gee, do you think?

Personally, I think Wolfowitz should have been expelled from public life after he was shown using his own spit to comb his hair on “Fahrenheit 9/11.” His departure now is welcome. Hasta la vista, Paul! I’m sure there’s a nice chair waiting for you at the American Enterprise Institute.

I thought the girlfriend was already working at the bank when Wolfowitz got the job there. Are you saying that he had gotten her the job there prior to his arrival?

  • whats even more damning , that no one is questioning is her security clearance, which NO ONE can find a record of!!!

  • What is it with these Republican hawks and their mistresses? Look at how gaga Rudy is with his mistress, now wife. Maybe they look in the mirror and realize that without power they have nothing to offer and thus are obsessed with keeping or expanding power???

  • “FELLAS!

    I wanna get up and do MY THANG!

    Can I count it off?

    ONE!TWO!THREE!FOUR!”

    – Paul “I feel GOOD!” Wolfowitz

  • So in Perkinsville, morality can be arbitrated by an ethics panel, not the Lowerd in Heavun. According to Perky, extramaritial nookie is A-OK. One might assume he doesn’t have a problem gays and lesbians provided they reveal their relationships. Quite the progressive is our Tony. [/snark]

    Regardless of Wolfowimp’s maritial status, I bet Das Base thinks Tony is way off base on this one. Prepare for a counter attack from another member of the Talevan in 5…4…3…

  • Why does it take Wolfie six weeks to resign. In tech companies he’d be given a cardboard box to pack up and escorted out by w security guard.

  • Dale, @8:

    Compared to Affaire Abu G, Wolfie’s exit rivalled the speed of a comet…

  • Hey, not only did he use his own spit to comb his hair, he actually RAN HIS COMB ACROSS HIS TONGUE!! Jeez, do you know how DIRTY that is??? Your mom would wallop your ass until it rang like the Liberty Bell, back when you were a kid, if she even caught you using someone else’s comb to comb your hair. Everything above your scalp is dead tissue, not to mention all the crap it picks up in the run of an average day from motor vehicle exhaust and all the rest of the crud in the air. It’s like brushing your teeth after you used your toothbrush to clean your shoes.

    And Shaha Riza kisses that disgusting mouth. Don’t be too quick to say she didn’t deserve that raise.

  • Good points, Mark. Although in a Republican, everything above the neck is dead tissue. And, yeah, warbitch Riza deserves what she gets.

  • Wolfie’s wife left him because of his extramerital activieties PRIOR to this whole Riza affair. Wofie took Kissinger’s advice: if power is the ultimate afrodisiac, even ultimate dweebs like Henry and Paul can get some extra nookie.

    As to the question of whether Riza worked at the World Bank before Paul, it’s true she did have a job at the bank first. Why would a neocon leave his job making wars to go to work at a bank? Because that’s where the pussy is!

  • >Personally, I think Wolfowitz should have been expelled from public life after he was shown using his own spit to comb his hair on “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

    Oh for Heaven’s sake. Why do people make such a big deal of this? My grandfather did the same thing all the time — and my mother finally broke my father of the habit when I was young. I remember doing it myself more than once (I’m 42 now.) You (and apparently many others) may find such old habits disgusting but they were commonplace not so long ago.

    Worse than the prissiness of bigotry: we claim impeachment was inappropriate over a blowjob, but here (and elsewhere) you want to fire a guy over how he combs his hair?? Get real. There are lots of *real* reasons to fire or maybe even indict the guy. Just because he disgusts you physically and momentarily isn’t good enough.

  • > Why does it take Wolfie six weeks to resign. In tech companies he’d be given a cardboard box to pack up and escorted out by w security guard.

    Heh. That’s easy. In a tech company you can actually accomplish something in less than six weeks. 😀

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