Guest Post by Morbo
I still remember feeling sick the day after the 1994 elections. I picked up my paper, and there was Newt Gingrich grinning at me, giving a thumbs-up and looking for all the world like a Chucky doll.
Thank god our national nightmare — or at least part of it — is over.
The Carpetbagger has done a thorough job commenting on the results. On Tuesday night, I was up until 12:30 monitoring the site with some of you. Then I got up at 3:30 just to check again and make sure Bush hadn’t declared martial law.
I don’t have a lot to add but did want to comment on a few specific races:
Pennsylvania: I am a native of western Pennsylvania. It can be a weird state. The population centers, Pittsburgh and Philadelphia (and to some extent Erie and the Lehigh Valley) run Democratic. In between is some of the most right-wing territory this side of Mississippi. But that’s no excuse for Rick Santorum.
I realize some people are not happy that Robert Casey is anti-choice. I disagree with Casey on choice, but he’s an important thing going for him: He’s not Rick Santorum. So I’m happy. Want to read a really good column about why Santorum lost? Try this one. I agree completely and can only hope that Santorum’s defeat means that people are finally getting tired of arrogant, my-way-or-the-highway politicians.
Maryland: Republicans in Maryland, my adopted home, chose Lt. Gov. Michael Steele to run for an open U.S. Senate seat. Steele and GOP cronies ran one of the nastiest, dirty tricks-laden campaigns in the nation — all while he posed as a nice, non-threatening guy. A right-wing African-American, Steele pulled out all of the stops: push polls, literature that implied he was a Democrat, endorsements from homophobic black ministers and endorsements from a few clueless black Democrats convinced that the party takes them for granted.
The day before the election, Steele and his partner in crime, Gov. Robert Ehrlich, brought in busloads of homeless people from Philadelphia to pass out fliers stating that local African-American politicians had endorsed Steele and Ehrlich when in fact most had not. Ehrlich later insisted he had nothing to do with effort — so why was his wife on hand to meet the buses?
The scheme failed utterly. Blacks went heavily for Democrat Ben Cardin. As an added bonus, Baltimore Mayor Martin O’Malley defeated Ehrlich. (Keep your eye on O’Malley. He’s young, telegenic and has a bright future.) I had been willing to cut Ehrlich some slack because he’s fairly moderate as Republicans go these days — but not after this cheap stunt. Good riddance to them both.
Florida: I’ve never believed that Katherine Harris engineered the GOP’s theft of the 2000 election. She’s too stupid for that. She was just a loyal soldier who did as she was told and was rewarded with a seat in the House of Representatives. She could have kept it for a long time. But she got greedy. She wanted to be a senator and then president.
Ah, hubris! Harris is like a Shakespearian figure — well, not really. Shakespearian figures are interesting because of their tragic flaws, while Harris is merely tiresome. She spent the last three months of the campaign shilling for votes from fundamentalist Christians, belittling the separation of church and state and then telling Jewish audiences she might like to join up with them. Everyone was confused. Even Harris’ best friend, God, declined to help her this time.
Ohio: The Religious Right formed a new organization, the Ohio Restoration Project, to elect religious fanatic Kenneth Blackwell to the governor’s office. For more than a year, Blackwell was dragged around to fundamentalist churches all over the state and stuck in pulpits, in clear violation of tax law. (And this guy was Ohio’s secretary of state.) He had his butt kicked by Rep. Ted Strickland (D), who knows a few things about faith himself. He’s an ordained Methodist minister.
Oklahoma: Rep. Ernest “Jim” Istook, best known for repeatedly introducing a constitutional amendment to eviscerate the separation of church and state — of course he called it a “religious freedom amendment” — gave up his seat to challenge Democratic incumbent Brad Henry for governor. Istook lost nearly 2-1. Istook has a degree in journalism and worked for a while in broadcasting. Can a Sunday afternoon show on the Fox News Channel be far off?
Indiana: I’ve had the misfortune to hear U.S. Rep. John Hostettler speak more than once to kook right groups. Pistol-packing Johnny reminds me of a more corpulent, grown-up Eddie Munster with a pompadour. He spent much of this year trying to take away the right of individuals to bring protect their religious freedom rights in federal courts. Now he is out of a job.
Missouri: The Rev. Rick Scarborough, a kind of less portly, less intelligent Jerry Falwell, departed Texas and traveled north to help James Talent keep his Senate seat and stop stem-cell research. He failed on both counts.
There is one other loser I would like to single out: the Mainstream Media. Good old MSM was so eager to help the GOP that it spent three whole days blowing an aberrant poll all out of proportion to make it appear that the Republicans were closing the gap. Thankfully the voters had other ideas.
Yeah, it sure was a fun night. But guess what, the Republicans are already at work thinking up new dirty tricks for 2008. Savor the win — but then it’s back to work.