The Washington Post’s failed effort at satire?

Following up on an item from the weekend, the Washington Post, for reasons that defy comprehension, published a 1,700-word thought piece yesterday on women in America being dumb, shallow, and generally kind of pathetic. The author, Charlotte Allen, made her spectacularly dumb case with the kind of nonsense one might expect from a misogynistic child — women are bad drivers, they have physically smaller brains, they’re awful at math, they have bad taste in entertainment, etc. Women, Allen concluded without a hint of irony, are “the stupid sex,” “embarrassing,” and “kind of dim.”

The problem, it seems to me, is not Allen. Her foolish attack on women is easy to dismiss as petty nonsense, best suited for a He-Man Woman-Hater’s Club blog. Instead, the fault lies with Washington Post editors who thought Allen’s anti-feminist hit-job deserved to be published on the front page of the paper’s Outlook section. (Post editors also changed the teaser headline on the paper’s website. Yesterday, it read, “Women aren’t very bright.” As of this morning, it read, “Why do women act so dumb?”)

Today, the WaPo’s Outlook editor took a moment to respond to criticism.

“If it insulted people, that was not the intent,” Outlook editor John Pomfret told me this morning, calling the piece “tongue-in-cheek.” […]

Pomfret said that being an opinion article, he’s not surprised readers reacted to it strongly. But added: “Perhaps it wasn’t packaged well enough to make it clear that it was tongue-in-cheek.”

Even if intended as a joke, the Allen piece clearly isn’t the best way for the Post to achieve its goal of bringing in more women readers, and it remains to be seen if the fallout continues today.

“It’s not the first time in opinion journalism that something has fallen flat,” Pomfret said.

I found it hard to believe Pomfret would publish such tripe. I find it even harder to believe this is his explanation for such poor judgment.

Obviously, humor can be hard to define. “Funny” is in the eye of the beholder. But calling Allen’s bizarre opinion piece “tongue-in-cheek” is just insulting. “Tongue-in-cheek” is defined as, “Meant or expressed ironically or facetiously.” Allen wasn’t kidding. There was nothing in the piece intended as humor, and at no point was the reader led to believe the entire 1,700-word piece should be taken as satire. And since when is the front page of the Washington Post’s Outlook section the proper place for “edgy” humor that attacks women as dumb?

It’s just such a weak response. “Just kidding!” is something children say when they’re caught saying something they know was wrong. But for editors at major newspapers, it’s hardly an excuse for publishing a piece that should have offended everyone who read it.

Post ombudsman Deborah Howell apparently wasn’t especially impressed either.

Howell responds to a reader:
1. I didn’t like it. It was supposed to be “tongue in cheek,” but I didn’t get that at all.
2. No, women are not kind of dim.
3. I don’t like it. I will write about it on Sunday….

Ezra also had a good item that’s worth reading.

I don’t want to engage with the article because, sometimes in Washington, editors take controversy as a sign of success. “The response is heated, but that just shows we hit a nerve, forced people to discuss an important issue. Namely, whether women are idiots.” So instead, I’ll say this: They should be ashamed of publishing an article of such poor quality.

Quite right. The controversy should not be taken by Post editors as evidence of having published something thought provoking. One of the nation’s leading and most respected dailies ran a lengthy item on the stupidity of American women. The outrage they hear isn’t discussion about the merit of the article; they outrage is the offense that reasonable people have taken to such abject garbage masquerading as a thought piece.

The Post owes its readers an apology. The “tongue-in-cheek” rationalization isn’t going to cut it.

In other news, the New York Times is reported to be considering a re-hire of foreign policy writer/satirist Judith Miller. Her first column is to be a darkly comic piece about exactly how many nuclear-armed ICBMs Iran currently has pointed at the U.S. with some additional bits about a rag-tag trio of Iranian misfit terrorists who plan to sneak a dirty bomb into New York harbor. Expect hilarity!

  • Is WaPo losing circulation that much that they now consider The Onion a rival?

    Yeah, satire. That’s an excuse used by many a Hollywood exec when a blockbuster tanks.

    Leave the humor to those who actually have a sense of humor.

  • The Post’s reply does not hold water with me. I have looked at a few of Charlotte Allen’s previous writings, and she seems to go “tongue in cheek” a lot with the notion that women are dim or should be seen and not heard. The Post should be aware of themes from her past writings. Also, when something is “tongue in cheek,” it ought to be amusing. Yesterday’s discussion enumerated many reasons why the article missed the mark.
    Finally, one of Ms. Allen’s “points” in her article yesterday was to run down the Clinton campaign as being stupid. As one of the commenters for Matt Yglesias’s post about this article noted, do we expect the Post to run a “tongue in cheek” article about the colossally stupid Giuliani campaign? Or the brilliance of Mitt Romney’s run? These two men were supposed to be serious candidates for the presidency. They spent a ton of money and for what – to fail miserably at a race that some said was theirs to lose (which they did). Should we expect some satire from the Post pronouncing the general dimness of men? Ms. Allen would say they just took bigger risks or draw some other conclusion to excuse the “unfair” sex. Mr. Pomfret is either lazy or a liar or both.

  • If you check out Allen, you’ll see she was/is an editor at BeliefNet, and the author of THE HUMAN CHRIST. I believe she is also a member of a group of eccentric — if generally conservative — Catholics strongly influenced by the writings of G. K. Chesterton, but I have been unable to find the reference I found yesterday.

    Whatever, her article is hardly satirical.

  • Allen is an ally of Charlotte Hays, the former blogger at BeliefNet who went by the blogger handle Loose Cannon. She was a horrible blogger, and Allen occassionally filled in for Hays. Prup is dead on.

  • To be fair, the Wash. Post did generate some controversial discussions, but nothing of the “ARE women stupid?” ilk. More of the “Are the people in charge of the Washington Post THAT stupid?” ilk. It’s nothing to be proud of. What’s next? “ARE black people lazy and shiftless?” “ARE all Jews really tight with a dollar?” Come on, WaPo: Enquiring minds want to know!

  • WaPo needs to use these symbols: 🙂

    There should be a bunch of them on all their op ed pages.

  • Further proof that if today’s editorial staff had been at the Post 34 years ago, Richard Nixon would still be President-For-Life, even now dead.

    Katherine Graham must be spinning in her grave to watch these otherwise-unemployable bozos at “work.”

  • So an editor at the WaPo is using the same excuse as my six-year-old neighbor when we caught her poking our dogs with a stick through the fence? Really?

    Maybe they’ll eventually say that’s the reason they gave Kristol a column.

    Memo to the WaPo: You suck at satire. Leave it to the professionals at The Onion, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and Fox Business.

    **hoping that last one really is satire, because it is that stupid**

  • “It’s just such a weak response. “Just kidding!” is something children say when they’re caught saying something they know was wrong. But for editors at major newspapers, it’s hardly an excuse for publishing a piece that should have offended everyone who read it.”

    As a stupid woman, I had always just presumed that those who live and work inside the Beltway to have the emotional and intellectual maturity of someone between the ages of 2 years and 17 years old, depending on the circumstances.

    As a dim woman, I always thought the best way to begin a “satire” was something along the lines of “A Modest proposal would be to restrict women’s voting rights, seeing as how they are incapable of doing difficult things like math and science, how on earth should they be able to decide the fate of our nation, let alone our world. I women cared a bit less about shoes and a bit more about real political issues, maybe there would be hope they could understand politics. But picking Persidents is more difficult than choosing between a Feragamo or a Manolo.”

    Irony isn’t dead, though beltway reporters and Bushies keep trying to kill it.

  • I don’t see why it can’t be considered “conservative humor.”
    It was every bit as funny as Rush mimicking Michael J. Fox, “The Half-Hour News Hour,” or anything Dennis Miller has done for years.

    Next up – those wacky African-Americans and their jail sentances. Wear your girdle or you might bust a gut!

  • I’ve been after my girl friend for a year to cancel her Post subscription. The Allen article did it. Now I worry that if she sees Mr. Potato Head’s non-apologetic “If you were offended, you’re sorry” apology, she may burn down the Post’s headquarters. What should I do to prevent violence?

  • While it’s been often quoted that patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, in this instance it looks as if saying, “lighten up, I was just kidding” truly is the last remaining excuse for an intellectual fraud.

    Wonder how David “Mr. Civility” Broder will take this insult to a slim majority of the world’s population? Is their no bipartisanship among the sexes?

  • I’m sure the WaPoo won’t mind a lot of “tounge-in-cheek” subscription cancellations.

    WTF? Will the WP haul out Ms. Allen to say she’s sorry her words were misconstrued. Will it huff “Geeze, dames ain’t got no sense of humor”?

    Gah!

  • Firedoglake did a little digging and found out that Allen is a member of the Independent Women’s Forum, a not-really-feminist front group that has, as it’s members, Lynne Cheney and Kate O’Beirne.

    This twit was 100% serious and the WaPo came up withe “”we were just joking” line when it realized they were getting blasted for it.

    Next up, they’ll auto-respond to any critical email with a “LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” message.

    What the hell happened to our media? Was it always like this? I know it’s never been perfect (Hearst’s papers made Fox News look sane), but … damn. W.T.F.?

  • I can’t help but think that all of the blatant misogyny directed against Hillary Clinton in this campaign has given permission to neanderthals to come out of the closet and openly spout their anti-woman prejudices.Before this election I really thought we were beyond this kind of stuff, at least in the mainstream.

  • If this “article” wasn’t a clear attempt to jumpstart the sympathy vote for Senator Clinton, I don’t know what is.

  • When the gods decreed that wisdom should fall from the stars and anoint the people with knowledge, certain members of the WaPo community seem to have been located under the south end of a northbound mule. The donkey’s butt got the smarts, and the “particular” WaPo folks got the donkey excrement. The moral: Never confuse intelligence with sh**, unless you want to be mistaken for a Republican….

  • If anything the last few years have proven that most Americans cant discern satire or absurdity, even when it is labeled as such. In this environment, where reality is created, everything has to be taken seriously, nothing is ‘just entertainment’ e.g. Limbaugh. The piece in question has no more merit that a minstrel show and wouldn’t be acceptable even in a more astute society.

  • “If it insulted people, that was not the intent,” – John Pomfret

    John Pomfret is a fucken idiot.

    “John, if I insulted you that was not the intent, sorry you are too stupid to understand my real intent, which was stating the obvious.” – ScottW

    Personal responsibility is so 90’s.

  • Yes, Allen is a contributor at the wingnut Independent Women’s Forum.

    http://www.iwf.org/authors/inkwell/7.html#listing

    And if you want to see an example of truly dreadful writing, faulty logic, and misrepresentations galore, check out her other WaPo piece, in which she dismissed the idea of advance directives as some sort of conspiracy of the “intellectual elite” to intimidate her into “dying when we … think it is appropriate for you to die.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/12/AR2007101201882.html

  • We know she was not kidding. She responded to StinkyJournalism.org’s email that stated we posted an article about her column and were giving her a chance to respond. She provided an serious attempt to cite evidence in support of her false assertion that large brain size correlated to intelligence. Providing a citation to prove your point is not in the playbook for kidding.

    See http://www.stinkyjournalism.org/latest-journalism-news-updates-126.php

  • Ummm…it wasn’t the Post who hired Kristol, was it? Unless he’s been (perish the thought) syndicated….

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