This Week in God

First up from The God Machine this week is a story about the latest efforts from some religious activists to oppose school lessons on modern biology.

One of the great ironies of creationists, which often goes overlooked, is that their efforts follow an evolutionary model closely — descent with modification. They attack evolutionary biology from one direction, and when that fails, they adapt the strategy for a related but different attack. When that fails, they adapt again. And again. It’s natural selection applied to a culture-war context.

With “intelligent-design” creationism having been rejected by the courts (and common sense), the latest tactic is popping up in Texas. Now, religious activists aren’t using the usual buzzwords, they’re instead touting the “strengths-and-weaknesses” strategy.

The “strengths and weaknesses” language was slipped into the curriculum standards in Texas to appease creationists when the State Board of Education first mandated the teaching of evolution in the late 1980s. It has had little effect because evolution skeptics have not had enough power on the education board to win the argument that textbooks do not adequately cover the weaknesses of evolution.

Yet even as courts steadily prohibited the outright teaching of creationism and intelligent design, creationists on the Texas board grew to a near majority. Seven of 15 members subscribe to the notion of intelligent design, and they have the blessings of Gov. Rick Perry, a Republican.

What happens in Texas does not stay in Texas: the state is one of the country’s biggest buyers of textbooks, and publishers are loath to produce different versions of the same material. The ideas that work their way into education here will surface in classrooms throughout the country.

” ‘Strengths and weaknesses’ are regular words that have now been drafted into the rhetorical arsenal of creationists,” said Kathy Miller, director of the Texas Freedom Network, a group that promotes religious freedom.

This isn’t a positive development. The activists are appealing to some twisted sense of “fairness” — what’s wrong with exposing students to the strengths and weaknesses of various ideas — that doesn’t stand up to any scrutiny at all. They’re not, for example, recommending students learn the strengths and weaknesses of gravity. Or electromagnetism. Or plate tectonics. Or heliocentrism.

Just biology. I can’t imagine why.

The NYT editorial board tackles the subject today, and rejects the Texas approach as “nonsense.”

The chairman of the Texas board, a dentist named Don McLeroy, advocates the “strengths and weaknesses” approach, as does a near majority of the board. The system accommodates what Dr. McLeroy calls two systems of science, creationist and “naturalist.”

The trouble is, a creationist system of science is not science at all. It is faith. All science is “naturalist” to the extent that it tries to understand the laws of nature and the character of the universe on their own terms, without reference to a divine creator. Every student who hopes to understand the scientific reality of life will sooner or later need to accept the elegant truth of evolution as it has itself evolved since it was first postulated by Darwin. If the creationist view prevails in Texas, students interested in learning how science really works and what scientists really understand about life will first have to overcome the handicap of their own education. […]

The weaknesses that creationists hope to teach as a way of refuting evolution are themselves antiquated, long since filed away as solved. The religious faith underlying creationism has a place, in church and social studies courses. Science belongs in science classrooms.

Also from The God Machine this week:

* South Carolina drivers will be “the first in the nation to be offered license plates that carry the phrase ‘I Believe’ and a Christian cross over a stained-glass window under a law that took effect on Thursday. Critics have threatened to fight the law in court, saying the license plate represents an illegal state endorsement of religion.”

* For those who want to do more to prepare for The Rapture: “For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when — according to Christian end times dogma — Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist…. The e-mails will be triggered when three of the site’s five Christian staffers ‘scattered around the U.S.’ fail to log in for six days in a row — a system that incorporates a nice margin of safety, should two of the proprietors turn out to be unrepentant sinners or atheists.”

* And in Bakersfield, Calif., a religious activist on the city council is pushing local officials to endorse and promote “In God We Trust” signs. When a local woman urged council members to vote against the proposal, vandals went to her home to scrawl the words “In God We Trust or?” in shoe polish in foot-high letters across two windows and a sliding-glass door. Clearly, that’s what Jesus would have done, right?

2+2 = 4 whether it’s fair to the opinion of 3 or 5 is moot. It can be argued that biology is more complex than math but all signs point to evolution.

The wingnutters seem to think that because evolution is, well, evolving that it is a weakness as compared to the unyielding dogma of creationism which hasn’t changed in the 2000 years it has been around compared to the two or so billion that evolution has.

  • The “strengths and weaknesses” argument as applied to evolution should be applied with equal vigor to the creation stories of Genesis in the Old Testament (oh, and there’s two of them). Guess which is going to win that contest? And especially if you were to compare the Judeo-Christian creation story with the multitudes of creation stories that exist in different cultures around the world.

    The bottom line is that myth and faith in that myth does not equal science. I’m a long-time Christian and have never had any problem reconciling my faith with evolution. These people’s main problem is that they see God with a small “g,” and make Him even smaller by trying to fit Him into a tiny box called “dogma.”

  • So, what kind of messages would those “swept up to heaven” want to leave? Smug s.o.b.’s…and they figured out how to make a buck while theyre still here…dont they know you cant take it with you?

  • The SC issue gets worse in that the state is DEEPLY discounting the Believe plates (I think it was like $6.00 vs. $70.00), which amounts to state sponsored and supported God.

    I also read (not the actual text, but from someone else) that SC states in their (I am assuming constitution) a non believer cannot run for office. Don’t quote me but….

  • MsJoanne – The reason the I Believe plates will be cheaper, is that normally a percentage of money from these scenic plates go to some environmental or historical group. The deal this time was, No, we won’t use the license plates to raise money for religious organizations.

  • The Jesus plates sound okay to me. I can market little plastic jesuses that hang on to the cross for dear life while their feet flutter in the wind like a car commercial I saw. The irony after-market.

  • I believe with every drop of rain that falls
    I turn the wipers on
    I believe with every flat on the side of the road where a flower grows
    I use the emergency phone
    I believe with every soul that’s lost
    The On-Star system leads them home.
    I believe that for every jackass that cuts me off
    I have a horn to lean on
    I believe.
    I do believe.

  • Dear Texas Board of Education:

    I would like to petition that you apply your “strengths and weaknesses” formula to History classes as well. If you are going to teach children about 9/11 in the sixth grade, for example, and you rely primarily on the Commission report, you must also give sufficient weight to the “Bush Did It” theory. Eleven year-olds won’t be able to reach an educated conclusion unless you go into the war games, the history of falling towers, or the astounding incompetence of the FAA and Pentagon. And teachers should be required to remain agnostic on the issue.

    Thanks for your attention to this matter.

  • Ms Joanne, I was going to bring up the discounted license plate, too. In fact, the cost of the plates just covers the cost of making the plates.

    Playing Devil’s Advocate, though (no pun intended), some of the plates usually cost more because monies then go to charities – if your state has an “animal lover” plate, for example, money form the cost of your plate might go to the SPCA in your state. Since Christianity is not a charity, there’d be no reason for the plates to cost more…

    What I don’t know however, is how much money goes to those charities. For example, if an “animal lover” plate costs an extra 70 dollars, but the plate costs 6 dollars to make, does 64 dollars go to the SPCA, or does the DMV/state government take a chunk of it for “processing” and only give a fraction the charity in question?

    Don’t get me wrong; I think there’s no reason for there to be state-sanctioned Christian license plates (not unless every other faith or lack-of-faith also gets that option – damn it, I want my Druid license plate for my car! And a “What, Me Worry?” agnostic plate for my moped!) If the strength of your faith is so pathetically weak – if you think it’s not enough to let God & Jesus know in your prayers that you love & worship them – if you MUST shove your religion down the throats of passing motorists & pedestrians, well you can always blanket your car with bumper stickers & antenna tops and hood ornaments. You can redesign your horn to play “onward Christian soldiers” or “El Shaddai” by Amy Grant. I’ll think you’re an a-hole, but whatever gets you through your sad & miserable day. But why do you need your state to say “hey, your religion is the best?” Sounds to me like if your God needs that validation, then your God is a big pussy. I know MY God doesn’t need that horsecrappery. Why are you worshipping such a doofus God anyway?

    Off-Topic, I actually kinda dig the idea of leaving a message behind for the post-Rapture sufferers. In fact, I really kinda hope, in my own little creationist-theory kinda way, that the guys who created the site are just so effing with people, at a certain point, they just “oops” it and publish everyone’s messages. I’ll bet we’ll see a WHOLE lot of not-particularly-Christian messages that would guarantee people not get swept up in the Rapture:

    “Dear Becky, if you had married me when I asked you, you’d be saved, too! Suck it, bitch! Yours in Christ, Trevor.”

    “Junior, I told you to stop touching yourself. I’ll miss you in God’s warm embrace. Love, Mom.”

    God, that’d be awesome.

  • Were there butterflies in Palestine? Because every sweet jesus website I see has butterflies fluttering around a softly lit Christ.

  • The greatest “weakness” of evolutionary theory is that species are not evolving toward something. If no end, then what is unique about man? If man is not the unique end to evolution then then maybe he has no soul either. If no soul, then maybe no salvation. If no salvation or afterlife, then may no anthropogenic god. So, the “weakness” of evolution is that it exposes the weakness of religious belief in salvation and an afterlife. End of sermon on the mount created by plate tectonics, another “weakness”.
    Misanthropic humanist.

  • ALL of us have faith in something every day. It might be that you have faith that your car will start, or you WILL be paid for your work, or that your medicines will work as they are supposed to. We all have faith, and it gets us through our lives without us realizing it. To point a finger of criticism at someone whose faith may be different than yours is very unloving, in my opinion.

    I have had faith in the Biblical account of creation and Jesus becoming God in the flesh and dying to reconnect me with God since I have been a child. I am learning more and more, however, that the God I do my best to serve is not the judgmental, hateful God I used to think that He was. I still believe that the way to please Him and to eventually enter eternity with Him is what is given to us in the Bible, but I refuse to beat someone over the head with a Bible, bumper-sticker, or post-Rapture message. These kinds of public statements by people who profess to live in love like Jesus did are only making all Christians look like idiots. Who would want to listen to someone like that when they try to convince you that they are right and you are wrong??? That has never worked well with me. Now, if you tell me that you love me as a fellow human being and bring food to my home when my husband is sick, or you help babysit my kids so I can get to work, or you give some of your hard-earned money to help me out with gas money (or some other bill) when I can barely make ends meet, AND you never ask for recognition or repayment…THAT is when I can believe that you are doing this because you are a child of God and really love me. That is where the “rubber meets the road,” so to speak.

    Sadly, too many Christians see God with limited vision and try to make him fit our concepts of what God should be. He is so far beyond our imaginations and finite understandings that we will probably never fully comprehend Who He really is…and why would we want to? If I can explain and understand everything about God, then I am on the same level with Him. I would rather worship a God Who is not always understood, but Who loves me just the same.

  • Here’s the “good news”, Martha. You can have whatever kind of god you want since it’s all in your head.

  • You are right about one thing, Dale…I CAN have “whatever kind of god I want,” because the freedoms we enjoy here in America allow us to think, feel, believe, etc. in the way we choose. As long as my freedom does not harm the freedoms of someone else, I have the right to continue to act upon it.

    I am grateful to live in a country that allows all of us the right to freely share ideas and beliefs, posting them without fear of reprisal from any governmental group.

  • Worth watching for on the G-d Front vis-a-vis “winning of hearts and minds” campaigns about Holy War and suchlike:

    None other than a sub rosa Evil Cult [insert reechy horror-movie organ music here] marching under the (so they think) banner of “Tradition, Family and Property” (and don’t let the fancy regalia and banners fool you, boys and girls) …

  • Dale and Slappy, you guys had me in tears! My taxi driver thought I was nuts when I burst out laughing twice.

    God, that’d be awesome. Slappy, considering the context, that was the best line today…even better than Becky, which brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard (yeah, my taxi driver thought I had lost it). 😀

    Dale, when you do your little magnetic Jesus, can you have the little Darwin fish trying to catch him, too?

    The problem I have with the plates comes down to one word: Poverty. Poorer people who need license plates are going to opt to pay $6.00 over $70.00, which makes it not just state sponsored but active marketing/advertising/recruitment.

  • The problem I have with the plates comes down to one word: Poverty. Poorer people who need license plates are going to opt to pay $6.00 over $70.00, […] MsJoanne, @16

    It depends on what else SC has on offer. Here, in VA, you can get plain vanilla — just numbers, no decoration — license plates “at cost”, same as those “crossed chapel window” plates in SC are to be. You only pay extra if you want an “specialty” plate — Save the Chesapeake, special University plates etc (for a decorated plus “vanity”, you pay for the decoration once and for the “vanity” component yearly). If SC also has the plain option at the “at cost” price, then you don’t have to chose the cross one because of money concerns.

  • Thanks, libra. I am applying IL standards where the cheap plates are $70 bucks. The specialty ones run more than $110 (depends on the car). There are days I want a $6.00 license plate. My city sticker costs more than that.

    BTW, libra, I meant to tell you I missed your response to me re: communism v. socialism and caught it this morning when I was rereading the thread. Thanks for that! It was quite informational!! (I so love your insight. You’re posts are amazing!)

  • can journey fans (and fans of the chicago white sox) get plates that say “don’t stop believing”?

  • “doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist”

    Holy crap. That could be the Buch administration! (Good news: we’re at the end of the 7 years!)

    The great thing about being atheist (or pastafarian) is your belief system is reaffirmed every day. usually most strongly by people who aren’t.

  • Actually, if you read the linked post you’ll see that the people flogging this scam are recommending the that message you send to the “left behinds” (ha ha) contain details of all your financial information, plus a power of attorney, so the money/assets you leave behind won’t fall into the hands of the Antichrist!

    And of course that means the scamsters will have all your $ info *now*.

    The Nigerian scamsters have nothing on these folks.

  • On June 7th, 2008 at 1:38 pm, Martha said:
    “…however, that the God I do my best to serve is not the judgmental, hateful God I used to think that He was.”

    Isn’t it convenient that people are able to change who their god is on a whim? I used to think he was the bearded guy on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Now I think he’s a well-groomed mob hit-man with a mission. Maybe tomorrow he’ll look like Liz Hurley or Kathy Bates.

    I do know what a dinosaur skeleton looks like though, and that’s not going to change.

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