This Week in God

First up from this week’s God machine is a progressive Christian denomination that’s having a little trouble reaching the public airwaves.

The nation’s major television networks have rejected an ad that shows a gay couple and others being banished from a church, saying it violates their rules against controversial or religious advertising.

The 30-second commercial for the [tag]United Church of Christ[/tag] will begin airing on cable networks and Spanish-language stations next week. The ad, called “Ejector,” shows a gay couple, a single mother, a disabled man and others flying out of their pews as a wrinkled hand pushes a red button.

Text on the screen reads, “God doesn’t reject people. Neither do we,” and a voiceover says, “The United Church of Christ. No matter who you are or where you are on life’s journey, you’re welcome here.”

ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox all declined to air the commercial. As an NBC spokesperson said, the ad “violates our long-standing policy against airing commercials that deal with issues of public controversy.”

I’ll never understand this. First, all of the networks run programming that deals with issues of public controversy. Second, the networks run campaign ads that deal with “issues of public controversy” all the time. The Swiftboat Liars can get buy ad time on ABC, but a progressive, tolerant church can’t?

For that matter, I can’t help but notice the silence from the religious right on this. The nation’s major networks are denying a Christian denomination the chance to reach out to potential congregants. Dobson & Co. have nothing to say? Would they feel differently if the UCC were right wing?

Next up is the infamous [tag]American Family Association[/tag] — known for it’s willingness to launch a boycott at the drop of a hat — which may pick a fight with the biggest retailer of them all.

The American Family Association, already involved in a national boycott of Ford Motors for advertising in the LGBT media, is now turning its sights on [tag]Wal-Mart[/tag] for selling “Brokeback Mountain”.

While the AFA has not yet called for a boycott of the retailer it is urging its members to complain to Wal-Mart managers “over the chain’s decision to promote and carry the pro-homosexual movie.”

“It’s quite obvious to anyone who shops at Wal-Mart that they’re no longer the family-friendly company that they used to project in their image,” Randy Sharp, AFA’s director of special projects tells Agape Press.

Apparently, the AFA is particularly upset because many Wal-Mart stores already feature posters and promotional materials for Brokeback Mountain. In other words, they retail behemoth is not just selling the DVD, they’re encouraging people to buy it.

I usually like to poke fun at the AFA’s boycott fixation, but this could be an entertaining fight. Go ahead, AFA, go after Wal-Mart, and let the chips fall where they may.

You know – I love this country… And the media… nowhere else are you going to find a place where a few hundred folks can consistently get media time without either becoming semtex fashion victims or chopping folks’ heads off…

  • Any bets on the AFA actually boycotting Wal-Mart? The religious right may not have the money to buy luxury cars from Ford, but they sure as hell can’t live without that weekly trip to Wal-Mart. I think Wal-Mart will remove Brokeback Mountain from the shelves though. I can’t see how they would think the movie is less offensive than Jon Stewart’s book.

  • Uh, guys, I thought that the religious right just shopped at places like Needless Markup? Oh, wait a minute… That’s in the city…

    Please do not stereotype – it isn’t very becoming.

  • I wonder where the AFA was when Philadelphia, In & Out, Jeffrey, Priscilla, To Wong Foo, et. al. came out.

    Political opportunism and hypocrisy seem to go hand in hand…

  • ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fox share one thing. No, it’s not homophobia. It’s fear of any genuinely Christian proposal — in this instance, acceptance. Though a non-believer, I salute the United Church of Christ for its effort. It’s good to see there are still some practicing Christians.

    As to the AFA’s proposed boycott of the “pro-homosexual” movie Brokeback Mountain, I don’t see how anyone who has seen it can come away placing it in such a restrictive category. The main characters are obviously tormented by urges they neither acknowledge nor admit to. They, their wives and children and parents all suffer because of a worn-out, unquestioned prejudice in our knuckle-dragging culture. Far from being just a “gay romance”, as advertised by the studio, Brokeback Mountain has all the earmarks of a classic Greek tragedy. And, like the earliest, corny “gay romances” of the second half of the twentieth century (novels and movies), the “heroes” must suffer terribly in order to satisfy the public “morals” (and the box office).

  • If I watch a western, I want sixguns, horses, and manly squinty hombres… with minimal dialogue, and no icky stuff. Not even with Maureen O’Hara being spanked (altho that was kinda kinky…).

    Bob help me, but I sat through about 15 minutes of Heaven’s Gate last night… It seemed longer.

    Hmmm… I think this evening’s flick may turn into three distinct versions of Yojimbo.

  • I’ll say it again – where else but in the United States, with a sensationalistic media and a public hunger for the latest blood, could an organization like the AFA survive? And remember – in the seventies, these folks were democrats. And in the eighties, well, there were Al and Tipper Gore…

    “In 1984, she co-founded the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) because she heard her 12-year-old daughter playing “Darling Nikki” by Prince. Critics of the PMRC, including Jello Biafra and Frank Zappa, have accused the PMRC of conducting public and under-the-table censorship campaigns against various recording artists and have pointed out the PMRC’s ties to the American religious right.” (from Wiki)

    I feel all better about playing Purple Rain this morning, even if it is an abysmal recording job. Anyone else remember Zappa’s Jazz from Hell getting the “bad lyrics” sticker? When it was all instrumental?

    Oh yeah… Now playing… Meat Loaf and the Melbourne Symphony… Thinking, in honor of the east-west flick fest of the evening, a little Yo-yo followed by Aaron next… Don’t stereotype, campers…

  • Like I said, “knuckle-dragging culture”. I should have added “puritanical”, “shallow”, a host of other terms. Come to think of it, “knuckle-dragging” pretty much covers it all.

    Incidentally, Brokeback, though played out in a western setting (Wyoming in the short story, filmed mostly in Alberta), is definitely not a “western” (not an “oater” – a la Roy, Hoppy, Gene, Hoot, “the Duke” and all the rest).

  • Y’all forgot The Man With No Name.

    Definitely some movies with minimal icky stuff, and I’m probably gonna pass on the Bruce Willis version…

    Swords rock.

    And I like oaters. Even with some of those SOBs trying to sing. Just keep the popcorn coming. Sometimes movies are _fun_ – they don’t always have to have social commentary or educational value.

    As for Brokeback Mountain – hey, it just doesn’t speak to a lot of folks. We may have gay friends, or gay relatives, but we’re not necessarily going to sit through a coupla hours of angst… Angst was so seventies, guys… We know you’re here; we know you’re queer. We just don’t care. You’re neither more nor less special. Congratulations on equality. Fastest “protected class” to “so what’s the big deal?” in history.

    Poor Annie can’t get over her snub. Oh my… Personally, I think that Crash was the more important film. Granted, it’s heavy on the social commentary, but overall it just is a better movie.

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