This Week in God

First up from the God machine this week is a story about a website about TV preacher [tag]Jerry Falwell[/tag] and a website that isn’t going anywhere, despite his best efforts.

Evangelist Jerry Falwell on Monday lost a Supreme Court appeal of a case that sought to shut down a Web site with a similar name but opposite views on gays.

Falwell claims that a gay New York City man improperly draws people to a site by using a common misspelling of the reverend’s name as the site’s domain name.

A federal judge sided with Falwell, who runs a Virginia-based ministries, on grounds that Christopher Lamparello’s domain name was nearly identical to the trademark bearing Falwell’s name and could confuse Web surfers.

But last year, the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals disagreed and said that Lamparello was free to operate his ”gripe site” about Falwell’s views on gays at www.fallwell.com. Lamparello ”clearly created his Web site intending only to provide a forum to criticize ideas, not to steal customers,” the court said.

[tag]Fallwell[/tag].com (notice the extra “l” in the middle) makes clear that the site doesn’t belong to the evangelist, and includes a huge disclaimer. As the appeals court said, “After even a quick glance at the content of the Web site at www.fallwell.com, no one seeking Reverend Falwell’s guidance would be misled by the domain name…into believing Reverend Falwell authorized the content of that Web site. No one would believe that Reverend Falwell sponsored a site criticizing himself, his positions and his interpretations of the Bible.”

This week, the Supreme Court said it will not hear Falwell’s appeal, officially ending the case.

Next up is a new book about religion from a well-known theologian named [tag]Ann Coulter[/tag].

It’s called “Godless: The Church of Liberalism.” What’s it about? Take a wild guess. August J. Pollak found a description of the book on Human Events.

Ann ups the ante once again. In [tag]Godless[/tag]: The Church of Liberalism, she shows how liberal hostility to traditional religion stems from the fact that liberalism is itself a religion — a godless one. And, she reveals, thanks to the liberals who dominate our courts, our government bureaucracies, our schools, and our media, liberalism is now the established religion of our country. The doors to this church are thrown wide open and its sacraments, martyrs and clergy are exposed.

But, in Godless, Coulter goes one step further — by daring to attack the one dogma against which the high priests of liberalism will brook no dissent: Darwinism. If you thought Muslims reacted badly to cartoons of Muhammed, wait till you see how liberals react to Coulter’s treatment of their “prophet” Charles Darwin!

Just to be extra cheeky, Coulter’s book will be released on June 6 — or, put another way, 6.6.06. What a shrewd wit!

I’m particularly struck by the idea that Coulter is breaking new ground by attacking modern biology. It’s almost as if Coulter — or, at a minimum, her publicist — believes this is a bold move for a conservative that few have dared to try before.

I have to admit, there are some days I’m completely convinced that Coulter is a liberal who plays the role of a conservative to make the right look foolish. It’s just so hard to believe one person could be so genuinely ridiculous.

Falwell: 0 for 2 with the SC.
Larry Flynt is laughing his ass off right now.

  • More news to ruin the morning with!

    To hell with that ugly horse-faced whore – let her die of a painful STD (since she’ll fall over for anything fascist in pants)

  • #2 Another blog I read made the point that were Coulter the daughter of any “religious” right winger, she would be rightly disowned for her loose morals. So why does the right embrace her – for what she says, not what she does. IOW, they are hypocrits.

    “Liberalism” is a godless religion? To some I suppose. But you know (and the consevatives hate hearing this), Jesus Christ practiced liberalism better than anyone else. Whether or not you believe that Jesus was the Son of God, there’s no denying that the Gospels describe him as one who cared for the poor and disenfranchised, was inclusive in his love and care for all, no matter if they were Jews, Romans, etc., preached love and tolerance not hate, peace not war.

    As for Coulter’s “treatment” of Darwin, I’m sure it will be laughable to anyone with half a brain.

    Hannah, liberal Christian (duh, Ann, there are *millions* of us!) and student of science

  • Annie C

    Wake up Annie I think I got something to say to you
    It’s really late and you really should go back to Rush
    I know you kept me amused but I feel you’re over used
    Oh Annie I couldn’t have read any more
    You conned me to buy that book with that pic of your face and legs
    You stole my brain and that’s what really hurt

    The morning sun when it’s on your face really shows your age
    But that don’t worry me none as I see your Adam’s Apple
    I cringed at your libbie “jokes” my hate you didn’t need to coax
    Oh, Annie I couldn’t have read any more
    You think that you’re so smart, but truth is you’re wrong
    You took my money and that’s a pain I can do without

    All I needed was a Con apologist to lend a guiding hand
    But you turned into a succubis and
    Mother what a succubus, you wore me out
    All you did was shit in my bed
    And in the morning shoot me in the head
    Oh Annie I couldn’t have tried anymore
    You use spin and lies to defend those Mccarthyite guys
    You lie as the truth so I can’t read you if I tried

    I suppose I could start reading other books and get on back to school
    Or believe that men and fish came out of the same god filled Genesis pool
    Or find myself in knee deep in Iraqi sand while looking for my missing hand
    Oh Annie I wish I’d never seen your face
    You think you made a first-class fool out of me
    But you’re as dumb as a fool can be
    I’ll pass on the rest and wait till they take you away

    Anniie I wish I’d never seen your face
    I’ll get my money back one of these days

  • Kudos Dan! Mother what a succubus, you wore me out. Now THAT should win some kind of a prize.

    As for Annie herself, I’ve been a (usually) unwilling follower of her career since she burst on the cabletalk scene with the startling revelation that Bill Clinton was the great Satan, and the obvious but inintended revelation that she thought Geraldo Rivera was the hottest thing around. In all that time, the last adjective I *ever* would have applied to Annie was “religious.” Where, I wonder, did *that* come from? I can hardly wait to see her photographed with James Dobson.

  • Great variation on the “Maggie Mae” lyric, Dan.

    Even the late Pope, John Paul II, said that when religion and science disagree, it is religion which must “bend” (though I’ve seen little enough evidence of it in his church).

    Somehow Ann Coulter and religion seem like oil and water.

  • Along with Mr. Strain, I never perceived Ann Crackpot as being a choirgirl. When I read that Michelle Malkin had called Harry Reid a “bed wetter” the other day, I immediately thought of Ann C. and how over the top they both have to be to be noticed at all. They’re both just hucksters. If nasty invective is what puts champagne on the table, than let nasty invective and attention grabbing lies be the order of the day. On some primordial ooze level, I guess there’s some inventiveness involved in creating the shtick but the results are nothing to be proud of.

    And what’s up with the 6/6/06 release date for her book? I guess it’s to reinforce in suspicious liberal minds her already well known relationship with the devil. The antichrist is a cross dresser. Beelzebub in spike heels. Who knew?

    As for evolution, Coulter looks in the mirror each day and a fishapod looks back. She’s still got a long way to go.

    6/6/06 is a Tuesday Mr. CB. There should be some buildup. Dimwit Darwin Deniers Recognition Day. Coulter needs to be welded to the dweeb fools at the Intelligent Design Creationist Institute. She’ll regret her words when she sees what bumblef**ks she has to go to the dance with.

    Dan: you definitely had your Wheaties this morning. That is an inspired piece of work. The Princess of Darkness certainly has a way of getting a guys creative juices flowing.

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