This Week in God

First up from the God machine this week is a frustrating item about one of my favorite obscure issues: military chaplains.

This week, the House passed a $513 billion defense authorization bill with a little provision tucked into the legislation to make the GOP’s religious right base happy.

The House passed a $513 billion defense authorization bill yesterday that includes language intended to allow chaplains to pray in the name of Jesus at public military ceremonies, undercutting new Air Force and Navy guidelines on religion. […]

[The measure] says each chaplain “shall have the prerogative to pray according to the dictates of the chaplain’s own conscience, except as must be limited by military necessity, with any such limitation being imposed in the least restrictive manner feasible.”

Keep in mind, the military had crafted guidelines on its own that said chaplains could pray however they want in voluntary worship services, but to respect the diversity of the troops, chaplains were asked to offer nonsectarian prayers, or a moment of silence, at public meetings or ceremonies, especially when attendance is mandatory for service members of all faiths.

Republicans in Congress, facing demands from James Dobson and others, decided to intervene in military affairs and re-write the guidelines in a way Pentagon leaders didn’t want.

And who’s the leading critic of Congress’ new chaplain rules? The ACLU? No, the Navy’s top chaplain.

“The language ignores and negates the primary duties of the chaplain to support the religious needs of the entire crew” and “will, in the end, marginalize chaplains and degrade their use and effectiveness,” [chief of Navy chaplains, Rear Adm. Louis V. Iasiello, a Roman Catholic priest] wrote in a letter to a committee member.

Also keep in mind, Rep. Steve Israel (D-N.Y.) attempted to strike a compromise on this, adding language that called on chaplains to demonstrate “sensitivity, respect and tolerance” for the beliefs of those to whom they minister. Republicans, of course, rejected it.

Next up is an odd development in the non-exist “war on Christmas” — this time, in May.

In suburban St. Louis, the board of education at Francis Howell School District has voted 4-3 to rechristen “Winter Break” as “Christmas Break.” According to a report in the O’Fallon (Mo.) Journal, school board members said they have received more emails on this topic than any other they can recall.

Kim Hutton, a district resident, crusaded for the change. “I’m very happy,” Hutton said. “Christmas is as American as apple pie. We can honor the American cultural tradition of Christmas and still be diverse and tolerant.”

My favorite part of this story is one of those three “no” votes. Angry secular humanists? Not exactly.

The Rev. Bob Farr, who serves as a school board member, voted against the change.

According to the Journal, Farr, who is lead pastor of Church of the Shepherd in St. Peters, Mo., said the change is not fair to other religions that have holidays that fall within the 21-day break.

“I do not believe changing the calendar will make our community more or less
Christian,” said Farr, a United Methodist minister. “If you want more Christmas, go to your church. If we look to the public education system to help students find faith values, we are looking in the wrong place. I believe in democracy. I do not believe in theocracy.”

Nowadays, the voice of reason may be in the minority, but it’s still sounds beautiful.

So does this mean the military’s few Muslim chaplains can quote from the Koran during public ceremonies?

And could someone define “American culture” for me, please? I always thought it wasn’t any kind of ethnic/racial/religious beliefs, but was a shared belief in the notions of liberty, human rights, shared sacrifice during challenging times, and government of the people.
Am I wrong?

  • I can’t wait till the first military chaplain sneaks in who is a member of the Church of the SubGenius. AIIIEE! I can’t wait to find out what happens when one launches into a Stang-like rant about our divine right of Slack.

    Praise “Bob”!

  • I can’t for the life of me see why we have to send chaplains along with our troops (which I also see no need for sending, usually). From time immemorial we’ve sent them, from the priests who examined goat entrails on the eve of Alexander’s battles to Fr. Flotski blessing the troops in corny WWII flix. Someone had to convince the poor saps who were getting their guts blown out that there really was a wider purpose. Even though that wider purpose was usually someone getting richer or a sexually impotent “commander” getting his jollies by ordering others to their deaths.

    At least then they could all claim to be of same belief system. This is the 21st century, and we’re rapidly becoming one world (albeit one with many ideological divisions, mostly religious in origin). Why should I, a non-believer, have to pay to support such superstition? For that matter, why should I have to listen to my “president” end every address to the nation with “Good night, and God bless”? I think the number of us who are getting fed up with so-called “Christians” having their way without question, or revolt, is growing steadily. Maybe someday we’ll be enough to have the courage to make Thomas Jefferson’s dream a reality.

    Granted, there may some voices of reason among the ministry. But they’re sure holding their tongues, and the silence is deafening. Martin Luther King, Jr., was killed for his Christian message over 40 years ago. Many of those ministers who marched with him have done little but “cash in” on his memory ever since (e.g., Andrew Young). Enough. Enough. If they really believe what they want us to believe, they should be tossing the pharisees and the money-changers from the temple, not sucking up to them.

  • If you want more Christmas, go to your church. If we look to the public education system to help students find faith values, we are looking in the wrong place.
    Amen.

  • Christmas is as American as apple pie? Pardon my ignorance, but wasn’t he born in what’s now known as the Middle East?

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