First up from the God machine this week is an unfortunate story, brought to my attention by several alert readers, about a man who didn’t understand that theists generally believe God tests them, not the other way around.
A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said. “A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction.
There’s a joke there about Daniel and the lion’s den, but the poor man died, so I’m going to resist.
Next up from the God machine is the unusual combination of Scientology and NASCAR. Seriously.
The Church of Scientology is gearing up to bring its message to a whole new arena: racing fans.
“Ignite Your Potential” is the mantra Scientology uses to get Tom Cruise and other Hollywood celebs jumping up and down. Now that message will be used to fuel the engines of a new NASCAR race team.
The venture is called “The Dianetics Racing Team,” named after the best-selling self-help book written by the movement’s founder, science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard.
Kenton Gray, a California race-car driver who has said Dianetics helped his life and driving performance, will head up the Dianetics team.
And finally from the God machine are the latest poll results that might help explain why modern biology still isn’t catching on with a sizable chunk of the population.
Much of the nation still takes stock in the book of Genesis.
Eight out of 10 Americans believe God guided creation in some capacity. A Gallup Poll reveals that 46 percent think God created man in his present form sometime in the past 10,000 years, while 36 percent say man developed over millions of years from lesser life forms, but God guided the process.
Only 13 percent of Americans think mankind evolved with no divine intervention.
“There has been surprisingly little change over the last 24 years in how Americans respond,” pollster Frank Newport said.
Call me crazy, but I was surprised to see the 13% figure as high as it was.