This Week in God

First up from the God machine this week is a Baptist church that is filled with the Christian spirit — just as long as church officials approve of your racial background.

Fellowship Baptist Church in Saltillo, Mississippi, voted out a 12-year-old boy who “asked Jesus to live in his heart” at the church two weeks ago. Why the ban? Joe is biracial, and church members didn’t want the black side of his family attending with him.

They were “afraid Joe might come with his people and have blacks in the church,” church pastor John Stevens told the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal.

To his credit, Pastor Stevens resigned from the church the same day 12-year-old Joe was voted out of the church. Cliff Hardy, a local police officer, also resigned from the church. “My best friend is a black man,” he said. “I wouldn’t be comfortable going to a place where I couldn’t ask my best friend to go to church with me.”

The local paper contacted church members, but they refused comment. Go figure.

Next up is a heartfelt response to the old adage, “There are no atheists in foxholes.”

The line, attributed to a WWII chaplain, has since been uttered countless times by grunts, chaplains and news anchors. But an increasingly vocal group of activists and soldiers — atheist soldiers — disagrees. “It’s a denial of our contributions,” says Master Sgt. Kathleen Johnson, who founded the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers and who will be deployed to Iraq this fall. “A lot of people manage to serve without having to call on a higher power.”

It’s an ongoing battle. Just last month Lt. Gen. H. Steven Blum, chief of the National Guard Bureau, said, “Agnostics, atheists and bigots suddenly lose all that when their life is on the line.” Atheist groups reacted swiftly, releasing a statement that “Nonbelievers are serving, and have served, in our nation’s military with distinction!” The National Guard said it received about 20 letters objecting to Blum’s statement, and said his comments were “intended to clearly illustrate the positive spirit of camaraderie, human understanding and inclusion of our fine men and women in the National Guard.”

Non-believers in uniform have gotten better organized in recent years, presumably out of necessity. When Katie Couric, Tom Brokaw, and Bob Schieffer all used the “no atheists in foxholes” line on TV, atheists organized letter-writing campaigns, prompting Schieffer to apologize. The organizing seems to have paid off — the Pentagon officially considers atheism a creed like other faiths; recruits can choose ATHEIST, AGNOSTIC, or NO RELIGIOUS PREFERENCE for their dog-tags; and an atheist symbol, which resembles an atom, is among the dozens of “approved emblems of belief” that can appear on the headstones of fallen soldiers in military cemeteries.

And, finally, This Week in God would not be complete without showing readers this amazing picture, which I found by way of my friend Bill.

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The set can by yours for $39.95. They’re not kidding.

Oh man. My first thought at the Armor of God PJs: Toga parties will never be the same. Too bad they didn’t have those for Belushi to wear in Animal House.

  • Right off, I noticed the “drug-induced stupor” on the faces of those children—but then again, I suppose thatn one could easily believe that Theofascists are renowned abusers of children (especially their own, since they’re considered a form of property). Not only that, but the material’s semi-dull sheen suggests a somewhat flammable nature (child endangerment = faith in god, after all). Must be one of those “Baptized-in-the-fire-of-god” congregations….

  • And these are the people that want to run our country?!!!
    Wonder how many nightmares those kids have if they have to were armor to bed?

  • What good is “armor” if it’s made of soft cotton downy material? They should sleep in chain mail — just to understand how “soldiers of Christ” must suffer if they are to be pure and holy.

  • First reaction, Cute Halloween Klan costumes as a sick joke.

    Then I read the text. I wasn’t far off.

  • My friend e-mailed the Armor of God folks and learned that they have plans for an adult version. Watch out, Victoria’s Secret! And I haven’t clicked through again to check, but I think those PJs are $49.95. And they’re not made of “soft, cotton downy” fabric, either, JeffR at Comment 5 — that’s clearly finest polyester. The thing that concerns me most is that there is apparently a market for these cheezy fear-mongering garments.

  • The basic fact that the theofascists conveniently forget is that Yaweh is a god of love. He loved us so much that he gave his son Jesus to die for our sins. Yet these ignorant people push nothing but hate, intolerance and extreme reactionary views!

    The pj’s do resemble the costumes used by the Klan, and I have no doubt that the resemblence is more than coincidental!

  • What’s frustrating is that while the Athiest/Agnostic/No Spiritual Preference community has been able to get a symbol approved for use on headstones, the Wiccan/Pagan community has not been as successful. Recently, I read a story about a widow who is trying to get the military to let her place a Pentacle (an single-point-upward 5-pointed star inside a circle, one of the primary symbols for Wiccans) on her husbands memorial marker, and they are refusing. So far, she has in turn refused to have the marker placed for her husband at the local memorial because she believes that once the marker – without a religious symbol – is placed, the fight will be viewed as “over” and she’ll never be able to get her request taken seriously.

    Wicca has long been recognized as a valid religion by the Military, and not only is Wicca an option to have inscribed on dogtags, but Wiccan rituals can be performed on military property (a right that has just been won within the last decade). Yet Wiccans who make the ultimate sacrifice cannot have their spiritual commitment recognized on their graves or memorial markers.

  • Re Fellowship Baptist Church: hmmm, a “fellowship” of white folks only. It’s too bad the (former) pastor didn’t have more influence on his congregation. Shame on those so-called “Christians” who voted that 12-year-old kid out! I hope that he will find another church and realize that those who voted against him at the Baptist church *don’t* have Jesus living in their hearts.

    My first thought about the pjs: Wow, $39.95 – capitalism, with a capital C, at work! Second thought: if the “spiritual Armor of God” the kids “wear” during the day is good enough, then why can’t they also “wear” that at night to keep them safe? Aren’t most kids in more danger during the day than at night?

    And what does this say about parents who let their kids sleep in superhero pjs? Wouldn’t those pjs protect the kids as well by giving them superhero powers? (sarcasm alert) And they’re much less expensive, too!

  • worriedaboutthis: I knew there was something really creepy about those pjs, but didn’t make the connection until I read your post.

    The Crusades. Christianity at its worst, perhaps now being rivaled with this “Rapture” cr*p. The “us and them” mindset of these folks is the exact OPPOSITE of what Jesus Christ was all about. Hear that, “Fellowship Baptist Church”???

    Extremism in any religion is the reason so many hate “religion” in general.

    Hannah, po’ed about this stuff

  • The best part about the Armor of God website is the dolls you can purchase – Anna and Samuel – they come in your choice of “American” or “African-American”. Who knew that white skin color is now called “American”???

  • Such blatant thought control waged against children is a crime against humanity. Why not give them swords and knives as well. This is more Old Testament violence lightly disguised to look cutesy. Fake Christianist props to bilk more money from soft-minded sheep.

  • Confronting and working through a fear of the dark is an important step for a child in his growth toward independence and security in himself. By aborting this psychological growth phase and replacing it with a dependence on the “Sky Fairy” these parents are crippling their children for life.

    Child abuse, passed generation to generation. A wise man once said “The purpose of religion is to keep the poor from killing the rich”. Well, here you see the psychological warfare starting at 3 and 4 years of age.

    I don’t know who is sicker, those who inflict this cruelty on their own children or those who profit from it.

  • As my friend Magda said, not even god could save those children if they show up at a slumber party wearing those outfits.

  • Someone may see a real business opportunity with this approach; how about “Armor of God” condoms? Complete with a cross and in opaque white, perhaps the item would finally become acceptable to these people.

  • And what happens if daddy sneaks in in the night and diddles the little girls? How secure will they be in those “Armor of God” pj’s, or will they be told that God lets daddy’s play?

  • Anyone know where I can buy a pair of Boots of Biblical Knowledge, so that I can wade through puddles of Sin?

  • Great comment about the dolls. Looking at that Web site, I notice the [i]only[/i] choices are “American” or “African American”. Wouldn’t that mean that “American” includes “white” and “any-other-race-we-didn’t-think-of” — so long as it’s not “African American.”

  • This is a problem I have with some churches. Churches say how much they care for people, how much good can be brought in the world and to attain peace. Just look around the church, ITS ALL WHITE! Many churches are of one race. There are white churches, black churches, hispanic churches. There is nothing wrong in my opinion wit hblack and hispanic churches due to the oppression and ugly past of the US, but an all white church still shows how prejudice is standing in our present day.

  • PERFECT clothes for those visits by Vice-Saviour GFH Bush, and his farting test for all pure Christual spiritians. The Veil of Ignorance that the girl wears can be pulled across her sinning nose to protect her from His Stink — but she will soon learn that it will not profit a girl to save her soul from those who are gaining the world. Soon she will not need her Veil of Ignorance, and can stand the Cross of Enduring His Stink.

    Thus she will learn her role as a man’s maidservant.

    The boy costume is a tougher problem. That shield is teaching the child about protection, and protection is another name for CONDOMS. This boychild is being taught to wield his sword in the WRONG holy land.

    Hopefully his parents have opted for the $99 “Panties of Pentience,’ which contain a safe (and LESS deadly) Taser insert, which shocks the sinning child any time his Little Peter becomes a Rock.

    Parents, remember to alert your elementary school that he is NOT an epileptic. Unless he is, in which case the Taser Trousers should be switched to a lower setting, while still punishing the shit out of the littlest demon possessing his prepubescent pubis.

  • Doesn’t all these stories on this site make you want to shout

    AMEN

    Just love the “Christ like” love of the church in Mississippi. Having been raised and over come a Baptist experience, I can relate to the hypocritical hate that comes with being a Baptist. I bet the KKK had it’s start in a Baptist church. These little pajamas really equate a KKK look for children. You are never to young to learn hate.

  • I sent that “armor of God” thing to a friend who looked up the passage in the Bible:

    The Armor of God
    10 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 11 Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. 12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13 Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14 Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15 and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16 In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17 Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. 18 And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints.

    Turns out, the “armor” of God is integrity and a belief in one’s faith.

    Only some fundie moron could go from that to The Next Big Thing in toga parties.

    But then, “American” and “African-American” is your choice in dolls????

  • The part that bothers me most is that those two are dressed in their night clothes and are holding hands. There is no way that kids that young are married – not even in the Bible belt.

    What kind of perv would take kiddie porn shots like that?! Holding hands!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Why not simply teach your children a strong faith rather than special pajamas to give stength to one’s self.

  • It’s those old time religions that get me down !

    Follow our lead and you shall be set free !

    For God so loved the world that he gave his only son, and he was a white boy !

    Oh Macaca get behind me for you are not as pure as snow, or the same color !

    I have a dream, that one day we all shall live in peace and racial harmony on opposite sides of the tracks. Me a white boy in a mansion and you, colored folk in squaller !

    I LOVE THE REPIGLICAN PARTY !

  • Jammies for Jesus. If you want to see an interesting parallel go look for images of Mormon underwear. You look at it and wonder how they manage to breed so often.

  • I had a priest dress me in the “whole armor of God.” He girded my loins with truth,,, not sure why he had to be naked, too. I gues it gave him a place to hang my helmet.

    I’ve had dreams of snakes chasing me down long dark tunnels ever since. Also, my ass bleeds when I make number 2.

    The priest says I have sinned and Need to kneel before him and before god. I pray and pray hard with my eyes closed, waiting to get his “Special Sacrement,” Then I’m forgiven and can serve as an alter boy again. My mother is so proud.

  • Armor of God PJ’s! What a great idea! I’m going to order them for my kids and let them know about it. When they start mis-behaving, I’ll threaten to bring them out and show them to their friends…. I’ll be able to control them for years!

  • Here is a way to undermine the Fundies: take money from them.

    The site of Dobson’s focus on the family offers a number of articles for a “suggested contribution”: Cds, DVDs, family travel kits, children travel kits, along with revolting pamphlets on homosexuality, etc… The point is to order stuff from them and make a zero contribution. Since they are not actually selling the stuff, they have to send ot to you, and eat the cost.
    I happily ordered $79 worth of stuff from them, and made a contribution on $0. You can order up to $100 worth of stuff per visit to their site.

    We should all do this. This will hurt them financially and eventually impair their ability to spread misinformation and bigotry. .

    Here is the site: http://www.family.org. On the top left-hand side, click on “resources”. Put up to $100 in a shopping cart, go to check out, put in 0 (no dollar sign otherwise they’ll ask you for an account number). You’ll be mildly reprimanded for being a cheapo on the next screen. Proceed until you get to the order confirmation. When the stuff arrives, throw it in the garbage.

    Have a good shopping experience! “Buy” often, “buy” plenty.

  • Let me just add……”Don’t be a Christian, Because you’ll be the only one.”
    Mark Twain

  • I tried that thing with the $0 donation. It appeared to work! Looks like some of my wife’s kookier relatives are actually gonna get x-mas gifts this year….from god no less!

  • I used to be a Christian but through the years i could not accept the worship of money, power, materialism, and racism. Most all are nothing more than hypocrites.

  • This is right up there with the web site where pizza and coke( the kind you drink) can be sent to the IDF.

  • What would Jesus do?…….He would beat the shit out of Bush, Cheney, Robertson and Fallwell, and kick thier asses out of the temple, again!!!!!!

  • The topic of this morning’s sermon at my extremely progressive Protestant church was on basing our lives as Christians on actions, not on beliefs. Jesus never asked the disciples what they believed; he simply asked them to follow him, and they would learn all they needed to know through experience. It’s as simple, and as difficult, as that. But I digress.

    During the sermon, the preacher spoke of an incident from his own college days. He had been asked to act on a production of “The Importance of Being Earnest” (very funny play, BTW) and found it easier to get into his role during dress rehearsal, when in costume and makeup. During this portion of the sermon, he cited the same passage from Ephesians cited in the advertisement. This should not be surprising, as the Armor of God PJs are also a costume, a visual representation of Paul’s metaphorical substitution of spiritual armor for physical armor. [NB: Paul wrote the letter to the Ephesians, as well as a dozen or so other New Testament epistles.] Put simply, we become Christians by acting like Christians.

    I don’t know enough about the people who manufacture and sell the Armor of God PJs to accuse them of mindless biblical literalism, misuse of scripture for commercial purposes, or anything else. As far as I am concerned, they deserve the benefit of the doubt.

  • ok. so i packed for my trip. I’ve just got a few questions. Is it okay to wear my Armor of God pj’s with my Air Force for Allah flip flops. Also, when wearing my Grunts for Gandhi overcoat (not to be confused with my nehru jacket) can I wear my Marines for Mormans leg warmers. I’m considered quite the fashion plate so i really need to know.
    Also, one thing you neglected to mention is that the Armor of God PJ’s are available in any color, as long as it’s white.

  • Hey sweet! I ordered The Chronicles of Narnia, a couple of Veggies Tales DVDs (which I will donate to my church) and a couple of books which I will probably resell on eBay. Total = $99. Donation = $0. Ha! Hope they actually send the stuff.

  • Fellowship Baptist Church, in a followup article dated 8/26/2006, has denied the allegations made by the former pastor. There is much more involved here than what appears on the surface.

  • Wow, I believe this is an advertisement for a woman who had a vision. I’d buy them for my son. God healed me of anxiety and depression, and then led me to Ephesians 6 (armor of God) and I read it aloud every morning. I was able to “fight off” any fears or sadness that attempted to come on me this way. a short year later, I have been restored, and am growing.
    The armor of God isn’t a bunch of weapons used to hurt people. If we read Ephesians 6:10-18…..

    In conclusion, be strong in the Lord [be empowered through your union with Him]; draw your strength from Him [that strength which His boundless might provides].
    11Put on God’s whole armor [the armor of a heavy-armed soldier which God supplies], that you may be able successfully to stand up against [all] the strategies and the deceits of the devil.
    12For we are not wrestling with flesh and blood [contending only with physical opponents], but against the despotisms, against the powers, against [the master spirits who are] the world rulers of this present darkness, against the spirit forces of wickedness in the heavenly (supernatural) sphere.
    13Therefore put on God’s complete armor, that you may be able to resist and stand your ground on the evil day [of danger], and, having done all [the crisis demands], to stand [firmly in your place].
    14Stand therefore [hold your ground], having tightened the belt of truth around your loins and having put on the breastplate of integrity and of moral rectitude and right standing with God,
    15And having shod your feet in preparation [to face the enemy with the [a]firm-footed stability, the promptness, and the readiness [b]produced by the good news] of the Gospel of peace.(B)
    16Lift up over all the [covering] shield of [c]saving faith, upon which you can quench all the flaming missiles of the wicked [one].
    17And take the helmet of salvation and the sword that the Spirit [d]wields, which is the Word of God.
    18Pray at all times (on every occasion, in every season) in the Spirit, with all [manner of] prayer and entreaty. To that end keep alert and watch with strong purpose and perseverance, interceding in behalf of all the saints (God’s consecrated people).

    Not everyone will understand this.
    But I think the pj’s are great!

  • AMEN oh, man

    Not everyone will understand, those who don’t will have nasty comments about Christians. Ignorance is the root of such behavior. They will compare “All Christians” with a few from a small town in Mississippi. I go to a church in Georgia with blacks and whites. In fact my daughter dates a black guy. We are white a grew up in the south. Racisim still exist but I see colors blending more. And thats a good thing.

  • in response to “AMEN oh, man”
    This whole thread began with, among others, the two topics “the heavenly PJs” and (as you put it) the small town in Mississippi. Your stating that ALL of us ridiculing both/either topics is just a demonstration of ignorance is just as prejudiced as those posters who actuall feel that kind of hate towards all Christians. My problem is not with God, it is with the men (of all religons) who have hijacked his message and lessons to perpetuate their own power and inflict their personal agendas and beliefs on society as a whole. Religion, despite what anyone says to the contrary, is completely about belief. There is NO physical proof. That is what makes it so important. It takes strength to hold firm to something you can’t just put out in a case for display. You can’t MAKE people feel your faith, but that is what these religious leaders througout the world are trying to do. If you feel offended that non-believers group you in with these people who annoint themselves as spokesman for your respective religons, then your problem should be with the message these spokesmen put forth. When these leaders get up and propose assasinating a south american president (on an international scale) or church leadership bans a child services (like a small Mississippi town) they SHOULD be ridiculed. It is the same as Osama dictating to the Muslim extremist that killing innocents brings them closer to Allah. They are all perverting and twisting peoples beliefs to suit their own needs for power and control. Faith has nothing to do with their actions. Mine is not the opinion of one without faith. Up until 6 years ago, my faith was pretty much limited to Easter, Christmas, and maybe New Years if there were time. But then I believe that i did get a gift from God when he allowed me to reconcile with my estranged father at my sisters birthday. We had broken off all contact and i only went because it was the only thing my sister asked of me. I got there with my sons (who also hadn’t seen him) and he just walked up like he had seen me the day before. It was one of the best afternoons of my life and i felt the reconciliation was complete. Seven days later he died suddenly in his home of a heart attack. In my mind i KNOW i was given a gift, and i have a right to believe this. I don’t have a right to go up to everyone around me and dictate that they believe it too. Or to legislate entire segments of our population with laws based on what i believer or what one religion holds to be true. It is contradictory to what religon is supposed to be. If you don’t give your heart to God willingly, it doesn’t mean anything. If you have to hit them with a hammer to make them follow your example, it’s not belief, it’s fear. I still have very little faith in the men of the church or the leaders of Christianity (or any other religon). I have a lot of faith in the people who do live the message of respecting and loving our neighbors (even those that don’t share our beliefs). Wearing “HOLY PJs” doesn’t make you a person of faith, it only makes someone else manipulating your beliefs a little richer. Living your life for the benefit of not only yourself, but ALL those around you; having faith that maybe God really will judge us on our personal actions and not how well we blindly followed supposed “leaders of faith”; speaking out against hate in all it’s forms. These are the things that define your faith as a Christian (or Muslim, Jew, or atheist/agnostics). If you live life as a person of faith (despite what your religon is, or if you have none) do you think God’s going to look at you and say,”yeah, you did everything i wanted, but you were raised a Jew so ya gotta burn”.
    Have a little faith ferchrisakes.

  • Amen Brother Ted K, most of these comments are from sicko Satanic Deviants…

    The KKK is nothing like they say….

    We are a Christian Brotherhood…

    Anyone interested can check our website at knights311.org

    You are probably the only sane person on this website…

    No need to respond to me, I only got here by mistake…

    I wont be back, you are all a bunch of sick people…

  • RE: Member of KKK, I’m pretty sure Ted K doesn’t appreiciate you assuming that he could possibly have something in common with you and you “Christian Brotherhood” of KKK…. All people would have to do is read yer fist little rule on your website to see that you are a rascist bastard. (http://www.sb311.com/home.html ) Whether you think you’re Christian or not. And you aren’t. So stop trying to chum it up with random people you think you have a chance of making believe YOUR sicko BS. You are one of the extreme examples that people without faith see and hear about and give the few good people who happen to be Christian of any form a bad rap. I am of no religion but I was raised a Jehovah’s Witness and I know first hand what it’s like to think you have no options, living in fear because you dont’ feel the way that everyone around you does about the so-called truth of God. I appreciate growing up in a moral, law abiding family that never abused me and only wants what’s best for me, and I don’t blame my parents for wanting what they had for me. And they didn’t disown me when I left and they still love me. What I’m saying is there are good and bad people in everything. I think everyone should be allowed to have faith, or a god but no one should have to live a certain way because of their family, government or forced fear that they pretend is faith. It will only make you hate yourself thinking that you are a bad person in the eyes of God or whoever you care about because you don’t feel or want to be what their ideal of perfection is for a human being on earth.

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