This Week in God

First up from the God Machine this week is an odd flap about Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee extending Easter wishes to Christians, which ended up bothering a variety of conservative evangelicals.

Late last week, shortly before the holiday, the DNC celebrated Easter with a brief statement from Dean.

“Easter Sunday is a joyful celebration. The holiday represents peace, redemption and renewal, a theme which brings hope to people of all faiths. During this time Christians are called to remember who they are as people of faith, and that even the greatest of evils will not have the last word. It is also a time to reflect upon and be in solidarity with those who are persecuted and suffering among us. We should also use this time to honor those who continue to make incredible sacrifices for us, including our brave men and women in the armed forces serving overseas during this holiday. I would like to wish all those celebrating around the world this Sunday, a joyous Easter.”

Sounds fairly straightforward and innocuous, right? Well, it depends on the audience. Richard Cizik, Vice President of Government Affairs for the National Association of Evangelicals, was offended. “This press release, absent any reference to Jesus, without whom the Easter resurrection story is meaningless, is apparently a sad reflection of a ‘lowest common denominator’ religious outreach of the Democratic party,” Cizik said. “Wake up and smell the Easter lillies! This kind of outreach will not pass the smell test of any evangelical.”

Nathan L. Gonzales, a conservative political writer, called the DNC’s well-wishes “astonishing,” adding, “Dean and the DNC simply missed the target this Easter. The press release was astonishing because its sole purpose was to acknowledge a religious holiday, yet it was painfully-worded to avoid being religious.”

Picky, picky. What better way for Christian conservative activists to honor the most holy of Christian holidays than to complain about Howard Dean’s well-wishes. No word from O’Reilly on whether Dean’s gesture is part of the broader War on Easter.

And on a related note about hard-to-please religious activists, the next item from the God Machine deals with a prominent religious right activist opposing former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson’s (R) presidential campaign because, well, he might be the Antichrist.

After Thompson stepped down as Bush’s Secretary of Health and Human Services, he joined the board of directors of VeriChip, a Florida company that manufactures Radio Frequency Identification chips, some of which can be implanted under the skin, which can be used for tracking people and providng emergency information to medical professionals.

Janet Folger, formerly the National Director of the Center for Reclaiming America and current President of a group called Faith 2 Action, believes Thompson’s work with the company is reminiscent of the Book of Revelations.

He wants us all to be “chipped” with Radio Frequency Identification and sits on the board of the VeriChip Corp., a company currently talking to the Pentagon about inserting the grain-sized microchip into American citizens, beginning with our soldiers.

High-tech stuff like that you can find in the book of … Revelation — written 2,000 years ago. Here’s what I remember from Sunday School: In the end times, there’s a one-world government and a good-looking charismatic leader who seems like a really great guy, except for the fact that he happens to be the Antichrist. He talks all about peace and requires that everyone take this mark in order to buy and sell. The upside of taking the mark: you get to buy and sell; the downside: you go to hell forever….

Now, I’m not saying that people who get “chipped” at this stage are taking the Mark of the Beast — that would take a software change. But, I can tell you that I’m not going to let anyone put anything in my hand (or forehead), period. No matter how “logical,” “reasonable” or “practical,” if it’s inserted into the hand (or forehead) to identify, buy or sell, you can say whatever you’d like, but I’m out. I don’t care if it means I can’t buy anymore. I don’t care if it means I can’t fly anymore. I don’t care if it means I die….

If this chip is truly a pre-curser to the Mark of the Beast, it may happen soon anyway, but the way I see it, it doesn’t have to happen “on our watch.” And we don’t have to play a role in expediting it. Just another reason why Tommy Thompson’s not getting my vote.

A couple of things to keep in mind. First, Thompson is conservative on every issue important to the religious right — and far more in line with the movement’s priorities than any of the leading GOP candidates — but apparently, that’s not quite good enough. He might be, you know, evil.

Second, as silly as Folger’s tirade might appear, let’s not forget that she’s a fairly major player in the religious right, not some crackpot mumbling gibberish on a street corner. In the late-90s, Folger became the principal spokesperson for D. James Kennedy’s “Center for Reclaiming America” and his associated “Reclaiming America for Christ” conference. She’s also an ally of Dobson’s Focus on the Family.

And now she’s genuinely worried about Tommy Thomson being the Antichrist. Wow.

pre-curser: someone who’s really mad but hasn’t learned any really bad words yet

  • There’s no way Thompson could be the anti-Christ. Folger says the anti-Christ is “good-looking”. Thompson looks like the love child of Walter Matthau and Oscar the Grouch. Pretty he ain’t.

  • Was $6.65 now $6.66. The markup of the beast.

    Evangelicals don’t pass the smell test. They got stinkin’ thinkin’.

    The old testament makes people testy.

    If Jesus had mentioned the iPod, I’d be a Christian today.

  • ” that even the greatest of evils will not have the last word”

    Keep the faith for the resurrection of democracy after its crucifiction at the hands of theocrats.

  • Dean: During this time Christians are called to remember who they are as people of faith, . . .

    Cizik: This press release, absent any reference to Jesus, . . .

    I guess for some evangelicals, “Christian” is just a meaningless label attached to social conservatives.

  • So where in the Book of Revelation is there any description of any of what this bozo bimbo talks about? One world government? The antichrist is a good-looking guy? Oh, right, it’s in the “ancillary Book of Revelations” known as the “Left Behind” novels.

    The level of ignorance these people display as if it was intelligence – which demonstrates they’re too stupid to know they are stupid – is truly beyond belief.

  • ***What did the GOP’s Easter message say?***
    ———————–Emma Zahn

    (53) And the Flaming Pharisee Bu$h appeared to them in a dream, extolling the virtues of the Great ReaganGod, and he said unto them (54) “Fear not, for thou shalt wrap thy hideously-decayed and corrupt carcasses in the name of Jesus, so as to appear desirable to the masses of America. (55) Thus shalt use the text of the New Testament only as a shield to separate you from the hideous horrors of those who seek to enforce upon you the evils of Truth and Reality, (56) for they are both abominations and blasphemies upon the Great ReaganGod’s holy secret name of Bonzo. (57) Thou shalt, at every conceivable opportunity, promote and demonstrate the Old Testament as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, (58) but to identify the Old testament as a Weapon of Mass Destruction shall be deemed by the Faithful as the ultimate sin against the Great ReaganGod, (59) and those who commit this sin shall be put to death by libelous smear.

    Exerpt from the Book of Rove, Chapter 5, verses 53-59 inclusive.

    Well—you did ask….

  • “… absent any reference to Jesus, without whom the Easter resurrection story is meaningless….”

    Except, of course, to all those pagans from whose oestrus orgies and fertility rites the Christians stole the damned holiday in the first place. Easter? Eggs? Bunnies?

  • Here’s what I remember from Sunday School

    Wait, she doesn’t have Rev. memorized and failing that she didn’t have a Bible handy so she could look it up.

    Stone her!

    Gods, these people couldn’t be any funnier if they tried. But I guess they’ve given up on saying people who have credit cards bear The Mark.

  • Make no mistake, these people want us all to be slaves to Christ. Reclaiming America for free people is not on their agenda. It’s not enough that they are free to practice their religion but they insist that everyone else do so too. Christ was never political in Rome, just there to minister to the poor and the sick and the hopeless. He never asked for everyone to send him donations to fund ‘law schools’, or to take back Rome. Greed and power hidden without awareness behind authoritative personalities who convince themselves they are doing God’s will. They automatically assume you are sub-standard if you don’t go along with their ideology. Thank God I live in the land of the free where I don’t have to believe their way or have to worry about repercussions because I don’t. I never needed the bible to teach me moral virtue, good and evil, right or wrong, Republican or dogmatic power hungry Christian Republican

  • This is also the time of the celebration of the Spring equinox. It’s not only about biblical Christian easter. A time of planting and welcoming the growing season. Like #10 comment…a time of fertility rites, where the cycle of growth begins again, where the seemingly dead trees bring forth their leaves again. This is why the Christians dropped the Easter holiday into this time of the calendar. I love spring.

  • We already come with two unique-ID “implants” — fingerprints and DNA. Were they put in by the guy with a tangled beard and wearing a nighshirt (God), or were they put in by the good-looking salesman (Antichrist)?

  • Libra,

    Just for your interest:

    Sorry but fingerprints aren’t unique.

    It turns out that there are on the order of 34 billion unique fingerprints possible, based on the number of degrees of freedom there are in creating one. Considering that each of the six billion people on the planet has ten of them, it’s very likely (not certain — I did say “on the order of”) that there are a few duplicates around. (See here for substantiation.)

    Fingerprint “matches” are done these days without a standard guideline of how much “match” there must be. And as the databases of fingerprint images grow, more and more “false positives” are being returned. True positives will begin to require more and more matches — which means fingerprints found at crime scenes will have to be more and more complete to be used to convict. Interesting story from NPR on this subject here.

  • One gripe, but to those of us who work in religion it’s a big difference. Your link in the article refers to the Book of Revelations. There is no such thing in the bible, or the article referenced. It’s the Book of Revelation. It may just be a typo, but there’s a world of difference in the implications.

  • Thanks, ThatTallGuy (@15)

    As an avid reader of mysteries, I was already aware that partial fingertprints are getting to be less and less reliable (though the entire set of 10 is still good enough, no?). And that there was that “false positive” (as a terrorist) of the perfectly innocent guy (in WA state?) recently.

    But… I expect that some of the ID chips will, eventually, be duplicated also. Not to mention the Marks of the Beast… I still think Ms Folger ought to consider the implications of fingerprints and DNA as inherent “markers”.

  • So, there is a problem with insertion into a hand, or the forehead…. how about in a butt cheek? It would still work the same, no?

  • Dean: During this time Christians are called to remember who they are as people of faith, . . .

    Cizik: This press release, absent any reference to Jesus, . . .

    ~~~
    Not exactly. “Christian” refers to people who are followers of Jesus Christ, so he is referred to, though indirectly.

    Re chipping: I agree with Folger that I don’t want to be chipped, but not because it may be “a pre-curser to the Mark of the Beast” (how ridiculous), but because, well… I don’t want to be chipped… I’m not a criminal, or a dog.

    Oh, wait, maybe she thinks “beast” refers to a dog. ::snort::

    Hannah, sick of these idiots misusing the Book of Revelation

  • Libra,

    I do know of the Washington case you’re talking about; they got an 8-point match which fit Washington’s criteria at the time, although there was some question about how good even those 8 points were.

    I don’t know of any false positives that included a 10-point match, but criminal justice isn’t my field; I just did some cursory research on the subject for a computer security class. (Just to clarify since your term “entire set of 10” might mean fingers as well as fingerprint points — we’re talking about the individual identifiable locations within a single fingerprint image, places where the ridges join or split. Some jurisdictions are now requiring 12 matching points in any given print in order to call it a match. But in any full print there are between 50-150 such points so any reasonably complete print should be sufficient.)

    ID chips will be created such that there are plenty of bits to go around — but creating duplicate ones *intentionally* will be trivially easy.

    DNA will be a unique identifier for the foreseeable future, but it suffers from two problems: ID by DNA takes significant time (i.e. days, time that you don’t want to stand waiting in the grocery check-out line) and the possibility of fraud by other means (c.f. Gattaca).

    As for Beast Marks, I hope Cheney et. al. don’t have requests for cremation in their wills.

  • As a former WI resident, I can buy the anti-christ comment for Tommy, but “good-looking”? Don’t think so.

  • Let’s be fair to Cizik. He is a right-wing evangelical, but is not a Bushbot. He believes that the planet is facing a severe environmental crisis, and thinks that it is the duty of Christians to do something about it. He has been quite public about it. This has gotten him into trouble with the Dobsons of the world.

    I’m an agnostic Jew yellow-dog Democrat pinko. But that doesn’t mean that Cizik is wrong. Dean’s words are a kind of “lowest-common-denominator” outreach to Christians. I think that is as it should be, but Cizik doesn’t. Since he’s shown some signs of dealing in good faith (admittedly rare on the right), why can’t we simply disagree with him in good faith?

  • Dear sir,

    I strongly oppose the implantation of chips in Americans .The man Tommy Thompson should be opposed and whoever supports such implantation.

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