This Week in God

The God Machine this week reminisces about a Saturday Night Live skit from the late ’80s called “The Church Lady.” Dana Carvey, playing an uptight religious activist, would routinely ponder moral breakdowns in society and, hoping to identify the culprit, ask, “Could it be … Satan?”

The skit had renewed relevance this week, as this report from Fox News religion correspondent Lauren Green explained.

When unexplained violence takes center stage, we tend to turn to modern psychology to explain it. But there is an alternative explanation, one that has been played out in film, stage and writings since the beginning of history.

Was Cho Seung-Hui schizophrenic … psychotic … manic-depressive? Or were the shooting deaths of 32 people, including Cho himself, at Virginia Tech University part of the ongoing struggle between God and Satan … good against evil … lightness and darkness?

Could Cho have been possessed by the Devil? Could that explain the massacre at Virginia Tech?

Dr. Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University, shouts an unequivocal “Yes!”

“Based on what I’ve seen in the news,” Roberts said in an interview, “there’s no doubt that this act was Satanic in origin.”

Dr. Roberts is willing to question whether this was an example of “possession” or “oppression,” but he’s certain that the Big Bad was responsible. It’s not an uncommon conclusion this week for high profile Christian leaders — evangelist Franklin Graham said Cho Seung-Hui was acting on behalf of “the devil.”

I’m not quite sure what to make of this, but I thought I’d pass it along.

On a related note, Flip Benham, director of Operation Save America, a religious right anti-abortion group, blasted this week’s convocation at Virginia Tech because speakers weren’t explicit in referencing Jesus.

[O]ne Christian ministry leader noted that the name of Jesus was not invoked once. Flip Benham, director of Operation Save America, says he found that to be “thoroughly shocking” and calls the convocation a denial of Christ.

“Our Lord, Jesus, was not mentioned one time in that convocation,” Benham asserts. “I think … every parent who has a child that’s going to school at Virginia Tech needs to know that the name of Jesus is not going to be mentioned, even though He is the resurrection and the life and that no one will come to the Father but by Him.”

Even President George W. Bush, who attended the convocation, mentioned God but not Jesus Christ, Benham points out. “And,” he adds, “to have an Islamic imam up there in the convocation talking about having peace with one another is shocking indeed. It is a lie that has been drawn up from the very pit of hell, and we as Christians need to take a stand and speak the truth.”

The Christian activist says he was shocked and outraged as he watched the convocation.

“Shocked and outraged” at an event to comfort the students, the families, and their community. What a sad little man.

Could Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson be devils donning christian skins? Could they actually be … Satan?

This of course is whay paranoia is bad. Not that I wouldn’t necessarily believe that the agents of tolerance might be the agents of Satan…

  • When you demand that the words and actions of all persons must actively support your faith your faith is on shaky ground, if not completely collapsed. If these pussbuckets had one half the faith they demanded of everyone else, they might show a little decency and shut up every one in a while.

  • “” ‘Based on what I’ve seen in the news,’ Roberts said in an interview, ‘there’s no doubt that this act was Satanic in origin.’

    I presume that Roberts had no doubt because he was watching Fox. On PBS, it looked quite different.

    On the second point, Benham’s comments are absolutely unforgivable. According to him, VT adminstrators are supposed to arrange to make it clear to parents of any islamic, jewish, buddhist, etc. victims that their kids are eternally damned because they weren’t christians? And in addition he’s shocked because an imam was talking about peace? Benham, get thee back under thy rock, and this time stay there.

  • “There is no doubt..”-um, excuse me, I beg to differ, you deluded moron. The only thing there is no doubt about is your idiocy.

  • Further proof of what 10 generations of “inbreeding” produces with these morons. 21 months and it’s back to the sawdust and the rattlesnakes for them.

  • Joe at #2: “When you demand that the words and actions of all persons must actively support your faith your faith is on shaky ground, if not completely collapsed.”

    Amen, Joe.

    I’m curious about what Benham thinks about the fact that Cho was a Christian?

    And “possessed” or “possessed by Satan” is what folks in the “old days” called those with mental illness, so it’s not surprising that unenlightened persons continue to do so. You know, the ones who also deny global climate change, evolution, etc.

  • “to have an Islamic imam up there in the convocation talking about having peace with one another is shocking indeed. It is a lie that has been drawn up from the very pit of hell, and we as Christians need to take a stand and speak the truth.”

    That’s the kind of hatred Cho expressed as reasons to kill innocent people. I thought ministers were supposed to work for healing in times like this. These guys are trying to open the wounds wider and pour on salt.

  • And this claptrap gets broadcast by a highly-rated (i.e., it has high ratings) nationwide cable channel. It used to be we only heard this sort of thing if we tuned in at midnight to a Mexican transmitter just across the river from Del Rio, Texas.

    Get your kicks on route 666.

  • “Our Lord, Jesus, was not mentioned one time in that convocation,” Benham asserts.

    It’s really too bad the package that Cho sent to NBC wasn’t made public in time for that convocation. They could have read this fragment from his message:

    “Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ to inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless people”

  • Satanic posession? How conveeeeenient!

    Surely that means the 19 men who hijacked a few planes in 2001 were similarly posessed and if so, we shouldn’t have invaded Afghanistan.

    Hey, I know, lets send all of the people currently locked up in high security prisons to Dick Roberts’ house for salvation.

    I’m not quite sure what to make of this…

    The Talevangicals are so full of shit they’d put off a vulture.

    Also, what libra @ 11 said. Strange how you don’t hear a lot of fRight Wing/Talevan chatter about that.

  • They’re even pouting out that bull on Air America. The devil has come. God was helpless and just had to watch the devil make him do it. God these people are so insulting and pathetic. Yes, keep ’em believing in the “Devil” to make sense out of horror. Good old “Faith through fear of punishment”. With us or with the”devil…Satan”. Now we know it’s not God that made Bush start a pre-emptive war…it was Satan. Satan caused Cheney to lie us into war and kill hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis..My fear is that the “delusional” will get God and Satan confused and not be able to figure out which one is making them kill for the other. Corporations work for God not Satan in spite being war profiteers they keep America working. According to the Inquisition, Satan is more violent than God, just not usually in public. Remember the students never prayed or their prayers couldn’t have prevented Satan’s will. God these people are so so pathetic and I had to turn off Air America’s Satan bullshit and wonder WTF or quoting “Why would the devil want to come to a place like this but the devil did come to VA Tec, didn’t he…yes he did…the devil and Satan has put his mix into it and they must have made the devil mad and made this kid kill”.?????????????WTF…Just PATHETIC.

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