This Week in God

First up from this week’s God machine is a story that seems like a joke, but it completely real. Remember the absurdity of the “war on Christmas”? Apparently, some culture warriors are equally concerned about the “war on Valentine’s Day.”

A group of parents in the Katy Independent School District, near Houston, Texas, literally went to court and obtained a restraining order against local public schools because the parents believed their kids might not be allowed to distribute valentines with religious themes. Of course, the parents were completely paranoid.

Katy spokeswoman Kris Taylor said the district has no rules forbidding a child from handing out a religious valentine to another student.

“This restraining order is telling us not to do things we don’t do anyway,” Taylor said Monday.

Remember, folks, there are only 26 shopping days left until the “war on St. Patrick’s Day” ends, so act now.

Next up, from the less insane world of religion, is an encouraging story about a modest Christian initiative that praises modern biology and the scientist whose groundbreaking research changed the world — without undermining their faith.

On the 197th birthday of Charles Darwin, ministers at several hundred churches around the country preached yesterday against recent efforts to undermine the theory of evolution, asserting that the opposition many Christians say exists between science and faith is false.

At St. Dunstan’s Episcopal Church, a small contemporary structure among the pricey homes of north Atlanta, the Rev. Patricia Templeton told the 85 worshipers gathered yesterday, “A faith that requires you to close your mind in order to believe is not much of a faith at all.”

In the basement of an apartment building in Evanston, Ill., the Rev. Mitchell Brown said to the 21 people who came to services at the Evanston Mennonite Church that Darwin’s theories in fact had compelled people to have faith rather than look for “special effects” to confirm the existence of God.

“He forced religion to grow up, to become, really, faith for the first time,” Mr. Brown said. “The life of community, that is where we know God today.”

The event, called Evolution Sunday, is an outgrowth of the Clergy Letter Project, started by academics and ministers in Wisconsin in early 2005 as a response to efforts, most notably in Dover, Pa., to discredit the teaching of evolutionary theory in public schools.

Good for them. The reality-based community keeps trying to tell people that there need not be a conflict between science and faith, and maybe efforts like this will help get the word out.

Which segues nicely into our last item, which points to a group of people who could really benefit from some of the aforementioned information.

Inside the flagship lab of the National Center of Atmospheric Research, a dozen home-schooled children and their parents walk past the offices of scientists grappling with topics from global warming and microphysics to solar storms and the electrical fields of lightning.

They are trailing Rusty Carter, a guide with Biblically Correct Tours. At a large, colorful panel along a wall, Carter reads aloud from a passage describing the disappearance of dinosaurs from the earth about 65 million years ago. He and some of the older students exchange knowing smiles at the timeline, which contradicts their interpretation the Bible suggesting a 6,000-year-old planet.

“Did man and dinosaurs live together?” Carter asks. A timid yes comes from the students. “How do we know that to be true?” Carter says. There’s a long pause. “What day did God create dinosaurs on?” he continues. “Six,” says a chorus of voices. “What day did God create man on?” “Six.” “Did man and dinosaurs live together?” “Yes,” the students say.

Mission accomplished for Carter, who has been leading such tours since 1988.

Biblically Correct Tours’ name pretty much says it all. Evangelists/tour-guides show children around real museums, but convince them to reject anything that doesn’t fit into a worldview based on biblical literalism.

Bill Jack, the founder of Biblically Correct Tours, said, “My contention is evolution kills people.”

Really, he said that.

This first story reminds me of the “War on Valetines Day” segment that the Daily Show ran, which also noted the upcoming War on St Patrick’s Day. “Biblically Correct Tours” seems like something from a Daily Show segment, too.

  • Unfortunately, we have ministers saying these good things to “85 parishioners” or “21 people who attended.” The Christian Right throws their Anti-Evolution Sundays (and it happens somewhere every Sunday of the year) in megachurches in front of 20,000 of the gullible, complete with power-point presentations and light shows.

    And the result is that 51% of Americans believe in biblical creation and not evolution.

    Tell me again how far away we are from the Dark Ages???

  • Liberals unite! We must stop St. Patrick’s day! I’ve already filed for a court injunction to stop the city of Chicago from dyeing the Chicago River green.

    What have you done?

    What Have YOU done?

  • I don’t think a Week in God would be complete without mention of the Imam who put the One million dollar murder bounty on the Danish cartoonist. He’s like a Pat Roberstson who is willing to put his money where his mouth is. This is what the fundies want to regress our society to.

  • Liberals unite! We must stop St. Patrick’s day! I’ve already filed for a court injunction to stop the city of Chicago from dyeing the Chicago River green.
    What have you done?

    I will be driving the snakes out of my yard as opposed to drinking green beer.

  • The Roman Catholic Church recently de-canonized “St.” Valentine (along with Christopher and Barbara). There’s no evidence that such beings ever existed. So, how is it an “attack” to refer to “Valentine’s Day”?

    Incidentally, I wonder if we now have to imitate Prince and refer to such things as St.-formerly-know-as-Valentine’s Day or Santa-formerly-known-as-Barbara Mission?

  • Here is my favorite quote from a religious leader re science vs religion:

    “If science proves facts that conflict with Buddhist understanding, Buddhism must change accordingly. We should always adopt a view that accords with the facts.”

    – The Dalai Lama

  • I, for one, do not understand why the alleged “Christan Right” (I say alleged because I am Christan and right and I, and others of faith I know, want nothing to do with the subjects of this thread) decides they want to make their stand re science and Darwin.

    Faith that the Bible is accurate as written has nothing to do with evolution as the book of Genesis was revealed to man by God and to completely understand creation would be to understand the nature of God which is impossible. In my humble opinion all the fuss is about the “recipe” God used in creation, which does not exclude Darwin’s theory.

  • “Did man and dinosaurs live together?” “Yes,” the students say.

    Harkening back to today’s post, “Republican manipulation of churches knows no bounds”, it’s no surprise RepubCo wants those lists. Those churchgoers have been primed to believe anything. Fantasy, myth and propaganda are the churches stock in trade. Very similar to Righty B.S.

    RepubCo should ditch the elephant as mascot and adopt T. Rex instead. It would thrill and beguile the young earthers while being more representational of Repubco’s true nature.

  • “RepubCo should ditch the elephant as mascot and adopt T. Rex instead-”

    What about the lemming as the revised republican mascot? ..blindly loyal and mindlessly sweeping us off the cliff into the sea.

  • lemming = repubmascot?

    I understand your connection kali but I think the carnivorous reptilian motif captures RepubCo’s spirit more accurately. Also, T. Rex’s ferocious nature probably lent itself to providing protection to the domiciles of our ancient ancestors who lived in harmony with the dinosaurs. That provides T. Rex with some solid credibility on the national security front.

    The sharp teeth and poisonous, bacteria laden saliva, (a la Komodo Dragons), will appeal to righties self image as bad asses and retributively motivated. RepubCo may be lemming-esque in it’s sycophantic loyalty to an autocratic figurehead but the lemming is too warm and fuzzy to fill the bill. And what RepubCo badass wants to be seen riding a lemming?

    Only a human living in balance with his god and his dinosaur could survive those difficult times. Too bad humans didn’t take better care of their dinosaurs though. I guess those fierce and unforgiving cows and horses were just too tough and killed the dinosaurs off.

  • I feel that after the Thuglicans are finally outed, we should give Texas back to Mexico and build a fence on the northern border of Texas. It would immediately raise the average American IQ by about 20 points I would think.

  • burro- I see what you mean..Although Repubs think and act like a herd of lemmings , they roar and think of themselves as mighty independent carnivores. How about lemmings wearing cute little t.rex costume accessories? They are t-rex wannabees who are easily manipulated by their fears and self-delusions into thundering over the edge at their leader’s whim.

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