This Week in God

First up from The God Machine this week is a follow-up to a major story from mid-week. As regular readers noticed, the Rev. Wiley Drake, pastor of the First Southern Baptist Church of Buena Park, issued a press release endorsing Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee — on church letterhead. Because federal law prevents tax-exempt, non-profit religious ministries from intervening in partisan elections, Drake’s support was a major no-no.

My friends at Americans United for Separation of Church and State brought this to the attention of the IRS, prompting Drake to issue another press release, calling on his followers to make “imprecatory” prayers against AU employees. (For those unfamiliar with the theological concept, Drake is effectively urging people to ask God to smite Americans United employees. In effect, it’s the Christian version of a curse.)

The flap started making headlines, and Drake stuck to his guns, telling reporters that God demands action against AU. Yesterday, Huckabee’s campaign denounced Drake for his “evil” comments.

Huckabee was campaigning out of state Thursday. Alice Stewart, a campaign spokeswoman, said the campaign did not coordinate with Drake on any of the material he’s distributed regarding the Americans United complaint.

“We certainly don’t condone the evil comments he’s made,” she said.

Interesting. Huckabee was in line enough with the religious-right worldview to get Drake’s endorsement in the first place, but now the campaign is on record calling Drake’s imprecatory prayers “evil.”

Will the Dobson crowd be offended by this? Hmm.

Other items from the God Machine this week:

* Jerry Falwell’s death came as a surprise to his ministry, but the crazed TV preacher was at least thinking ahead. A local Virginia paper reported this week that Falwell stocked up on life-insurance policies and left a $34 million parting gift to Liberty University and Thomas Road Baptist Church when he passed away May 15. In related news, Falwell’s son, Jerry Jr., is the new Chancellor of Liberty University.

* Tiny Muskens, a Roman Catholic Bishop in the Netherlands, caused a considerable theological stir this week when he suggests people of all faiths refer to the Abrahamic God as “Allah” as a way of fostering inter-faith understanding. “Allah is a very beautiful word for God,” Muskens said. “Shouldn’t we all say that from now on we will name God Allah? … What does God care what we call him? It is our problem.” A survey in the Netherlands’ biggest newspaper found that 92% of the country disagrees with the bishop’s view.

* An Arkansas company, Christian Outdoorsman, is now selling camouflaged Bibles for hunters who want to bring Scripture with them out in the woods. The sales pitch explains that a Bible cover that looks like leaves and tree bark “enables the devout who also hunt to take their Bible into the woods with them while concealing it from their prey.” As Steve M. noted, “I suppose this might come in handy on a Dick Cheney hunting trip.”

* Tom Krattenmaker has an interesting item in the LAT today about Third Coast Sports, which organizes faith days and faith nights for baseball teams across the country. “Critics of the Christianizing of pro sports — including interfaith groups, Jewish leaders and secular progressives — have voiced reservations about the seemingly ever-closer relationship between evangelical sports ministries and major professional sports teams. Frequent on-field religious gestures by players already rankle many — does it really honor God to knock the snot of your opponent on the football field and then point to the sky? And shout-outs to God during live post-game interviews offend those fans who would prefer to enjoy their sports without a dose of in-your-face religion…. A complete separation of church and sports is neither practical nor necessary. But must religious activity in major league sports skew so strongly in a conservative direction? If they are here to stay, here’s hoping faith days at Dodger Stadium and other ballparks eventually live up to their name and embrace more than one form of religion.”

* And finally, Rep. Bill Sali (R-Idaho), told a right-wing “news” outlet this week that Congress should have prohibited a Hindu prayer, and that the Founding Fathers would not have wanted a duly-elected Muslim lawmaker from joining Congress, a rather direct shot at Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), the first Muslim to serve in Congress. Apparently, Sali has since apologized to Ellison, who graciously accepted.

Tiny Muskens, a Roman Catholic Bishop in the Netherlands, caused a considerable theological stir this week when he suggests people of all faiths refer to the Abrahamic God as “Allah” as a way of fostering inter-faith understanding. “Allah is a very beautiful word for God,” Muskens said. “Shouldn’t we all say that from now on we will name God Allah? … What does God care what we call him? It is our problem.” A survey in the Netherlands’ biggest newspaper found that 92% of the country disagrees with the bishop’s view.

I can see where he’s coming from, but then what’s next? Should we all accept that Mohammed is God’s prophet (and consequently, accept Muslim doctrine) just so that we won’t have to disagree with the Muslims? This is qualitatively different from the thing about installing foot baths at U. Mich., which is an accomodation not of our own religion, but of religious-neutral state services, to all Muslims to practice their religion and to do it in a way that is the least invasive on others.

camoflaged Bibles

This is funny, but it’s unnecessary because animals like deer are color blind, and so you’re camo-pattern shirt or whatever isn’t effecting them at all. That’s why hunters can wear that orange stuff so other hunters don’t get them. They’d do better by taping some leaves and twigs to their Bibles- a camo-pattern cover is a rip-off. So I guess it is kind of funny, because it shows once again how silly these Bible belt people are in how far they take all their religious fervor.

  • An Arkansas company, Christian Outdoorsman, is now selling camouflaged Bibles for hunters who want to bring Scripture with them out in the woods

    Wouldn’t Hunter Orange be a whole lot more, what shall I say, Life Affirming?

  • Tom Krattenmaker has an interesting item in the LAT today about Third Coast Sports, which organizes faith days and faith nights for baseball teams across the country.

    I don’t know, it can give one cause for alarm, but if this is as far as it goes, I’m not too concerned. An athlete is a private individual, and if he wants to thank God for what he did, who cares? Life is about accepting that we can’t make everyone everything we want them to be at all times. Not being able to do that is not growing up.

    Lots of Christian people are able to enjoy Adam Sandler and lots of other Jewish comics’ routines about Judaism or being raised Jewish. They don’t feel imposed upon. A Jewish guy or an atheist who feels like it’s indoctrinating his kid to see a footbal player point to the sky is just too sensitive. It’s like Bill O’Reilly saying their couldn’t be a gay pride night at a Padres game. If you can’t raise youre kid to be a Jew or be an atheist while still occassionally seeing the religious expressions of other religions or religion at all (respectively), then you’re not raising them correctly.

  • Ideologies (religious, political etc) do not spring from reason and logic. They are often culturally induced. They are also a siren song unto those with psychiatric illnesses.

    Ideologues are not rational individuals (in case you hadn’t noticed); they are emotive. Different part of the brain at work here. (see Sci Amer July 2006)

    Conclusion: rational individuals tend to view ideologues as a little nutty/silly…and dangerous to our world.

  • Swan says:

    I can see where he’s coming from, but then what’s next? Should we all accept that Mohammed is God’s prophet (and consequently, accept Muslim doctrine) just so that we won’t have to disagree with the Muslims?

    Well, it’s not really the same thing at all. Accepting what you’re stating is accepting a basic theological tenet of Islam. Using the word Allah is not the same thing, since it’s really just using a different name for the same entity: in English, the name of the Abrahamic deity is God and in Arabic it’s Allah.

    Allah is the Arabic word for God. It is compounded of “Al”, the definite article ‘the’, and “illah”, meaning “god”. Therefore, Allah literally means “The God” — somewhat parallel to the capitalized “God” in English. The name Allah is used by Muslims world-wide, as well as Arabic-speaking Christians, Jews, and others.

    In other words, it’s simply a terminology matter. Your point goes to the disagreement between the religions as to the nature and manifestations of that deity, which is a different kettle.

    That’s not to say I agree with Tiny: it would be more appropriate for Muslims speaking English to refer instead to Allah as God, whilst Christians and Jews (as noted in the quote above) referring to God as Allah. That’s just being consistent linguistically, like not throwing in random words of Spanish into your conversation for no good reason other than the fact that you like them, and indicates nothing about one’s theological perspective.

  • * Tiny Muskens, a Roman Catholic Bishop in the Netherlands, caused a considerable theological stir this week when he suggests people of all faiths refer to the Abrahamic God as “Allah” as a way of fostering inter-faith understanding. “Allah is a very beautiful word for God,” Muskens said. “Shouldn’t we all say that from now on we will name God Allah? … What does God care what we call him? It is our problem.” A survey in the Netherlands’ biggest newspaper found that 92% of the country disagrees with the bishop’s view.

    Let’s call him Caspar the Seldom Friendly Ghost.

    Watching the God crowd is like sitting around the day room of the mental hospital waiting for Chief Bromden to throw the sink through the window.

  • In Benjamin Franklin’s day lightening was considered (by the clergy anyway) God’s punishment for personal sin. The message was if you crossed God he would get you. So behave and do what I, God’s representative, tell you to do. Great social control. However, lightening disproportionately, and somewhat indiscriminantly, struck church steeples in those days (they were the highest objects around). Presumably then whole congregations were being punished for their collective sins. Or something like that.

    In any case, when Franklin figured out lightening was an electrical phenomenon, and invented the lightening rod, which he promptly installed on some progressive churches, he quickly demonstrated that God’s personal retribution was seemingly controllable. The churches that had protection were not damaged by lightening. Those that didn’t frequently were. This did not go over well in clerical circles. Superstition dies hard, especially when those superstitions confer power on a small group.

    But that was the 18th Century Age of Enlightenment, and the so-called Scientific Revolution. The Rev. Wiley Blake skipped that part of history and obviously is a proud advocate of the Modern Age of Superstition, with him in charge and aided and abetted by Hollyweird. Personal curses? Is there no limit to the self-righteousness of these morons?

  • “He was hopeful that Congressman Ellison understands he meant no disrespect or harm from his comment, and that he hoped that he would meet with him when he returned to Washington, D.C.,”

    Well what did you mean, Sal? Seriously, can anyone point me to a sincere or at least convincing ReThuglican apology?

  • Is it just me, or is does the Bush administration give the religious right a very bad taint.

    The religious rights moral standards are the same as Bush’s moral standards.

    And of course Bush does really have any moral standards – Bush lies like there is no tomorrow, as if there is no here after, no judgement day. The religious right would have their followers give unconditional faith to Bush (being that he is akin to God or something, no questions asked) despite overwhelming evidence that Bush lies with intent to lie. And the religious right can’t seem to distinguish between false Gods and GOD himself.

    How is that Bush can lie about the war – thus murdering people without cause, but Bill Clinton only cheated on his wife – and Hillary got over that breach – wasn’t fatal to marriage. BUT Bush broke the first commandment – and thus the religious right thinks what, that killing people for “our vital national interest” is simply a Christain protestant way of life? That God would somehow approve of this fact?

    Why does anyone have need for the Christain right and it’s orthodoxy of embacing unbid contracts, torture, wiretapping and complete dishonesty. So I can’t see why so many conservative voters like Ron Paul, because he is far right – and having said that – what exactly does that make Bush? Far right or far something else?

    Bush is an evildoer – but there is no evil that Bush could not do – that the Christian right would not embace.

  • A camo bible? What happens when you open it? Does it scare off the animals, or are the pages camo too? In that case, how do you read it?

  • “He was hopeful that Congressman Ellison understands he meant no disrespect or harm from his comment, and that he hoped that he would meet with him when he returned to Washington, D.C.,”

    Shorter Sali: Sorry for being a prick, but I’m still going to be a prick.

    Please join me in a moment of im-prick-atory prayer for Congressman Sali.

  • Rick Herrick, your comments about my comment are really confusing, and I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying. Briefly, this is what I meant: 1) The Bishop is right that the word Allah is meant to refer to the same God as Chrisitanity (note that in both Christianity and Judaism, the traditional name for God is Yahweh, and the use of the word God is more like, relatively speaking, an informal use or a title) and Judaism’s God. In that sense, Islam and Christianity and Judaism are related religions and some might even say they’re the same religion. If that’s the case, it is a matter of “what’s in a name” and Allah does not for any reason necessarily have to refer to a different God. I thought that this was clear to anyone and clear from my comment. Also, then, the disagreement between Islam and Christianity and Judaism then become a disagreement really over what one can properly attribute to that God, and in that sense, no more a disagreement than the disagreement between Christian churches (that is, the difference in disagreement between churches is just quantitative, a difference in how much stuff you disagree on, and not a differnce in kind, a disagreement on basic tenets that makes one religion into worshipping something else entirely). It does seem to me like it would beneath God to care a whole lot over what’s He’s called.
    2) But, if the Bishop is trying to encourage this change as sort of following Christ’s example- if his point is sort of to say, “Hey, would Christ have a violent-disagreement with a guy over whether God should properly be called God or Smod, or whether Sunday should be Sunday or Munday, so long as everything else in the religion is the same? Maybe we can be more Christ-like if we adapt, and that’s what prompts the Muslims to become more likes us, and more Christ-like”- then I think that doesn’t make sense, because where do you draw the line of distinction between Christianity and Islam then? Sure, we could keep everything the same, and it wouldn’t hurt us to call God Allah. But as long as we’re changin our religion to accommodate Muslims, why not consider whether Mohammed is a valid prophet? Well, if his words are correct, then it’s really not the same religion anymore. I guess what I’m saying is there’s really no need to move that far in that direction, because dropping the Christian usage and using the Muslim one is really more like the first step on the road of asking one’s self if we want to change religions. I leads you that way, and it’s not just an accommodations.

    3) Finally, I know the conservatives would look at the footwashing stations thing and say, “Well if you say that’s okay, then why not say that requiring that we call God Allah is okay?” And it’s really just not the same thing at all. Having to watch a Muslim wash his feet or be in a place where he does is not the same as being required to become a Muslim, or required to look in the direction of converting.

    Hope that clears things up.

  • I leads you that way, and it’s not just an accommodations.

    That was supposed to be “It leads you that way” and not “I leads you that way.”

    Sorry for all the typos.

  • Dudes and Dudettes,

    Cammo is Arkansas-chic. Even my too-cool-for-school college students wear it.

  • Just for the record, I think Rick Herrick is intentionally trying to confuse people.

    Just to keep you all clear. It’s better to ignore his comment than think about it, because it doesn’t help explain things at all.

  • Wow, Swan, did you really just say that you should be the arbiter of what the rest of us pay attention to on these threads? (And before you deny it, let me point to “Just to keep you all clear. It’s better to ignore his comment than think about it”)

    That you somehow know Rick’s intentions, and have divined that his motive is to confuse? (I’m sure Rick can defend himself, but that seems kind of a cheap shot when it isn’t like he has a negative track record here and you suggest he is a troll.)

    FWIW, I thought his post was coherent. Moreso, perhaps, than yours at 12. But clarity is often in the eyes of the beholder. . .

  • I am going to get a black crucifix to take with me at night when I get drunk and go out vampire hunting. God damn!!!

  • Will the Dobson crowd be offended by this? Hmm.

    Since imprecatory prayer is recognized by only a tiny minority of even the fundi-est of fundamentalist Christians, Huckabee will enjoy far more support than Drake.

  • Let’s not forget that, although those Dutch heathens may spell God as “God”, they pronounce it “goat” (roughly) — and the Germans and French have even more atrocious accents.

    After all, if we’re going to enforce proper spelling, we should enforce proper pronunciation, too.

    On another note, I wouldn’t have believed it possible, but the new version of comment entry is even more paiful than the old one. Not only does it still eat comments, but now it has to echo each and every character, so you can type only at about four words per minute.

  • Wow, Swan, did you really just say that you should be the arbiter of what the rest of us pay attention to on these threads?

    Of course, as anyone can see, I didn’t say that, but I can have an opinion on things. And some things shouldn’t be paid attention to, like if someone tries to psyche you out or lie to you, sometimes it’s better not to listen and would be helpful if someone told you not to.

    Your beside-the-point, non-substantive comment about my comment is unnecessary. Rick Herrick’s comment was really unnecessary too- but he made it. Why make it? That’s the problem. It’s as if it’s written just to keep peope from understanding what’s being discussed and to make them want to give up on understanding it. If you understand that in the Muslim faith, God is supposed to be the same God as the God in the Christian and Jewish faiths, but they just call God Allah, the whole thing is easy to understand. Rick Herrick seems to be trying to make it sound as if you can’t be referring to the same God if you call God by different names, which is a ridiculous and obvious falsehood, without going so far as to write it (probably so that he won’t be able to be tagged with having laid out the obvious, ridiculous falsehood).

    * * *

    Back to the sports thing- I could see a Jewish dad being upset at this, maybe, though, and what I’d say to a person like that is, “You say, ‘Those guys are Christian, but we’re not.’ And you tell them, ‘A lot of guys who play this sport are Christian.’ And then you tell them about Shawn Green and Sandy Koufax and the great tradition of Jewish baseball players, from when Jewish people were more working class.” My brother says there are two Jewish Red Sox now.

    * * *

    Re: the Allah thing, in case anyone thinks I’ve finally been caught making a faulty argument, note that my observation that Allah is supposed to be the same God as the Christian and Jewish God, and that names don’t matter much for what Christianity really is, was not part of my argument. Even though names may not matter much for what Christianity really is, practical difficulties may matter a lot for what’s reasonable for us to change in our religion to accommodate other people. So 1) what name you call God and 2) whether you accept Mohammed as a prophet may be very different in terms of how much they affect what your religion means, but, they may be very the same in terms of the magnitude of compromise they call us to make to change our practice as to one of them, albeit for different reasons (the first, for practical reasons- because we’ve all got to change our written / spoken practice, and it will confuse people about our religion; the second, for religious reasons- it changes the subtantive content of our religion a lot).

  • The Huckabee irony…gets the endorsement of the fanatics he caters to, but has to condemn them for being too evil…hahahahahahah.

    Allah is a beautiful name for god. It is after all the same God mentioned in the bible. The god of Abraham that we called Jehova. What’s a god without a name…an evangelical god

    Love ya swan***

  • Funny to see Swan cautioning everyone to ignore someone else’s comments . . . assuming I’m not the only who routinely ignores Swan’s. Oops, sorry for the “non-substantive comment.”

  • Lots of Christian people are able to enjoy Adam Sandler and lots of other Jewish comics’ routines about Judaism or being raised Jewish. They don’t feel imposed upon.

    Tell that to anti-semites.

    Anyhow, often in organized sports – I don’t know about professional – you’re considered not a team player if you don’t get involved in the evangelical christian imprecations. That’s being imposed upon.

    I always roll my eyes when some star or player thanks god for their whatever – but it’s the same roll I give when I hear someone thank god saved them (in the form of some lifesaving device or emergency personnel).

    After having so many faith days at a stadium, I’m sure someone might want a faith day of their faith… But I was more wondering who the critics were, since they weren’t named in the piece.

    PS: Allah ≠ God ‘in Arabic’. They have words for gods and god; Allah is the name that the Muslim god revealed to Mohammed; much as Jehovah, Yahweh were names he took before. Christians in the Catholic tradition merely appropriated translatable terms – Father, Son, Holy Spirit – to refer to their god so everyone could understand; much in the same way did Mohammed’s followers chose to teach everyone Arabic so they’d be on the same page.

  • Camo-bibles? what the hey—given all the quasi-people who use the man-made words of a deity as a weapon, I’d be expecting the good folks at CO to start producing “in-your-face” editions. Just imagine—bibles that look like hand-grenades, IEDs, suicide vests….

    And about this sports-thing—if I want to spend my time watching a bunch of gorillas getting all whoop-ass medieval on each other, and then praising some invisible guy for the blessing of being able to get all whoop-ass medieval on the other guy, then an al-Quaeda training video is much cheaper. I won’t have to pay $10 for a lousy beer, $5 for a ‘dog with onions and mustard, and $50 for what’s got to be the most freaking uncomfortably-designed chair in these United States. I can sit in my nice, comfy high-back rocker, stuff myself with LaBatt’s and brats, and scream obscenities at everyone on the screen. Should be a great stress-buster….

  • I am glad the Huckabee campaign denounced the radical reverend. As someone who is both a critic of religious conservatives like Drake and of Christianity in general, this kind of story is a win-win for me. If these kind of “prayers” that Drake is advocating are not consistent with the teachings of Christianity, then that makes him look like a fool; on the other hand, if these “prayers” indeed are consistent with the teachings of Christianity, then that shows how bizarre and evil the Christian religion really is.

  • I’m just wondering if anyone would be as offended by these faith day/night promotions as the religiously insane are about gay pride days being held at the ballpark?

    [rhetorical]
    And, if anyone chose to unfurl some anti-religious banners in the stadium during a faith day/night at the ballpark, would they be allowed to do so, and would they get the same respect, police protection, and assistance from the baseball club, that the religious nuts got when they disrupted the Phillies gay pride day (in the linked example above), to do so?
    [/rhetorical]

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