This Week in God

First up from The God Machine this week is a special Roman Catholic mass, held every year around this time, in which the church subtly lobbies Supreme Court justices on how they should rule on specific social issues.

Don’t you wish you had the opportunity to personally lobby the members of the U.S. Supreme Court on issues that concern you?

It’s rare that anyone gets that chance. The nine members of the court are supposed to be somewhat aloof and to isolate themselves from the pressure groups and high-powered lobbyists who regularly cruise the halls of Congress, seeking to button-hole members of the House of Representatives or Senate.

But once a year, many of the justices sit through a lecture where they are patiently instructed on how to vote on a number of important constitutional issues. This event takes places in the context of a worship service. It is called the “Red Mass.”

The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington, D.C., working with the John Carroll Society, sponsors this special service, so named for the red vestments the presiding member of the clergy wears. The annual event takes place the Sunday before the first Monday in October, the opening of the Supreme Court’s new term.

This year’s Red Mass was held a week ago, and drew six sitting justices of the high court — Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, Alito, Kennedy, and Breyer. They heard Archbishop Timothy Dolan tout the importance of a “mutually enriching alliance” between religion and democracy, and allude to the church’s opposition to abortion, stem-cell research, and euthanasia, blasting “a culture where life itself can be treated as a commodity, seen as a means to an end, or as an inconvenience when tiny or infirm, in a society where rights are reduced to whatever we have the urge to do instead of what we ought to do in a civil society.”

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who did not attend, mentioned that she sat through one Red Mass shortly after being named to the high court. “I went one year, and I will never go again, because this sermon was outrageously anti-abortion,” Ginsburg said.

Justices can attend any religious services they want, but in a country that separates church and state, it’s an awkward annual tradition, isn’t it?

Other items from the God Machine this week:

* About 50 Boulder High School students have decided to protest the daily reading of the Pledge of Allegiance and recited their own version, omitting “one nation, under God.” According to one report, “The students say the phrase violates the constitutional separation of church and state. They also say the daily reading of the pledge over the school public address system at the start of the second class takes away from education time and is ignored or mocked by some students.”

* There appears to be an unusual trend in the number of Americans who describe themselves as Christian. Research conducted by David Kinnaman of Barna.org found that among those over the age of 61, 77% of Americans identify themselves as Christian, 23% do not. Among those between the ages of 42 and 50, the numbers drop a little to 73% Christian, 27% not. But among those between the ages of 16 and 29, only 60% identify themselves as Christian, 40% do not.

* Speaking of young people, evangelical Protestants between the ages of 18 and 29 are straying from the Republican Party, a trend that has been slowly unfolding since Bush took office in 2001. “An examination of the younger generation [those ages 18 to 29] provides evidence that white evangelicals may be undergoing some significant political changes,” said Dan Cox, a researcher with the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life. “The question is whether these changes will result in a shift in white evangelical votes in 2008 and beyond.”

* And finally, I found this press release from the far-right Christian Defense Coalition too funny not to mention: “Recent numbers shows US casualties at their lowest level in over a year and civilian deaths drop nearly 50% after Christian leaders held prayer vigils in Baghdad this summer. In July of 2007, the Christian Defense Coalition led a historic prayer delegation to Baghdad to meet with Prime Minister al-Maliki and pray for the war in Iraq…. Rev. Patrick J. Mahoney, Director of the Christian Defense Coalition, comments, ‘These dramatic new numbers, showing the reduction of violence in Iraq, clearly demonstrate that prayer can impact events on the world stage.'” In other words, don’t credit the surge; credit the Christian Defense Coalition. Got it.

But among those between the ages of 16 and 29, only 60% identify themselves as Christian, 40% do not.

The rest are Buddhists.

  • Are you sure that isn’t Rev. P. Baloney? Still I guess it’s nice to see his mojo is stronger than that of The Very Revved-up Phred Phelch. You may recall his brood of gibbering maniacs think God is fragging the soldiers with IEDs, because the US hasn’t fragged gays and lesbians.

    Honestly, does the Baloney Brigade think the soldiers don’t pray? Or perhaps the prayers of a man sitting in an EzyBake Oven on wheels and worried that he will be killed or maimed aren’t pious enough for God. I God prefers prayers from clean, people who are sitting on their fat useless arses in a nice air-conditioned and well guarded building.

    Fuck every single one of those condescending twats straight to hell.

  • Hey, CB, why not give in addition to this a weekly update from you and your readers on hick-Americana, so the rest of us not in looney-ville can know what’s going on over there? You know, the thriving tobaccy-spitting contests. dwarf-throwing and wood-cutting competitions, the latest woman who’s seen Elvis in her plate of pancakes.

    Which makes me wonder- how come we never hear a lot about paintball in this country where these assholes have been trying to sell us on red-state v. blue state over the past few years? I seem to remember an article about a world paintball championships some time ago that stated that the British team that attended won that contest. Could it be that the hicks don’t want to focus too much on paintball because in a contest of infantry tactics Christians from red-state America don’t come out on top after all? According to this article, a team from Seattle won a recent paintball world championship. How embarrassing!

  • They heard Archbishop Timothy Dolan […] blasting “a culture where life itself can be treated as a commodity […]

    Helloooo??? When we pay the families of civilians we have accidentally slaughtered in Iraq, isn’t putting a price on a life treating that life as a commodity? When we give a soldier an extra bonus for shipping out faster (and with less training — the easier to get yourself killed, m’dear), isn’t that treating his life as a commodity? When an army-trained soldier, instead of re-upping with the Army signs a contract with Blackwater for 4-6times the money, isn’t he treating his life as commodity?

    I wonder if His Sanctimoniness ever mentioned any of the above instances…

    And anyway, what’s with those prayers on the government territory? Senate floor, the SCOTUS? Prayers belong in church (for those who have the need of organised religion and want witnesses to their piety), not in secular buildings. Sheesh.

  • The ethics of the conservatives on the Supreme Court was in evidence by the way they ruled in the Lucy Ledbetter case. For twenty years Goodyear discriminated against her paying other supervisors in comparable positions more; some of whom were hired after her and had less seniority. There was no way for her to discover if or even when the pay discrimination began. It was against company policy for her to ask other supervisors what they were earning and a company policy of confidentiality about supervisor salaries. Finally after twenty years of cheating her, someone in Personnel tipped Lucy off and she filed the discrimination suit. A court in Alabama ruled in her favor but Good year appealed to the Supremes and in the opinion written by Alito, they ruled against her saying that the law required she file a complaint within eighteen months of when the discrimination began.

    But since she had no way to find out when it began or even that she was being discriminated against, this was a Catch 22. Tough shit said Alito et el, she didn’t follow the law. In effect, the Conservatives ruled it was acceptable and even legal for Goodyear to cheat her out of thousands of dollars in salary and SS contributions as long as she didn’t know she was being cheated. What kind of ethics produces such a chicken-shit decision? Those are the ethics of thieves and swindlers. It’s OK to cheat someone as long as they don’t they’re being cheated? That tells you all you need to know about these slime bag conservative stooges of big business and big religion.

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