This Week in God

First up from The God Machine this week is a closer look at the lavish lifestyles prominent televangelists and “faith healers,” who are drawing scrutiny from an unlikely source.

Senator Charles E. Grassley, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, is investigating six prominent evangelistic ministries to determine whether they have illegally used donations to finance opulent lifestyles.

Mr. Grassley said yesterday that he sent letters to the six Christian ministries on Monday requesting documents to answer a long list of questions about their compensation, housing allowances, checking and savings accounts, cars, airplanes and overseas trips. They have until Dec. 6 to respond.

The inquiry focuses on some of the flashiest preachers now popular on television and the Internet, many of them proponents of the prosperity gospel — that God will reward believers who open their hearts and wallets.

Mr. Grassley, of Iowa, said in a telephone interview: “Jesus comes into the city on a simple mule, and you got people today expanding his gospel in corporate jets. Somebody ought to raise questions about is it right or wrong.”

It’s a pleasant surprise coming from Grassley, but the Iowa Republican is quite right. If these ministries, which tell donors to give more than they can afford (God, supposedly, will reward their generosity), are pulling a fraud, lawmakers can and should hold them accountable.

The ministries being investigated include Creflo A. Dollar Jr.’s World Changers Church International in Georgia, Paula and Randy White’s Without Walls International Church in Florida, Joyce Meyer Ministries in Missouri, Eddie Long’s New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Georgia, Kenneth Copeland Ministries in Texas, and of course, Benny Hinn of World Healing Center Church in Texas.

Grassley’s letter says that since these are tax-exempt ministries, contributions to them must be used for the “tax-exempt purposes of the organizations.” We’ll see where this goes.

Other items from the God Machine this week:

* In Kentucky, Linda Long was attending the East London Holiness Church when she started handling snakes, got bit, and died. Her family is now suing the hospital where she was brought for treatment, because allegedly medical professionals made fun of her injuries.

* In the Detroit suburb of Berkley, some religious activists pushed a proposal to “require that a Nativity scene with Jesus, Mary and Joseph stand at City Hall for about one month around Christmas.” The initiative began after local officials moved a Nativity scene from public property to church property a year ago. Surprisingly enough, Berkley residents rejected the proposal, 2,275 votes to 1,861 votes, earlier this week.

* The Christian Coalition — rather, what’s left of it — has conceded that it will not play a role in the presidential race this cycle. It claims it’ll instead focus its attention on congressional races, but given that the group has very little money, almost no staff, huge debts, and almost no members, chances are the Christian Coalition won’t be doing much of anything next fall.

* And coming up on Monday, Nova will air “Judgment Day: Intelligent Design on Trial,” on the fascinating Dover trial on creationism in classrooms. It sounds like it’ll be worth watching.

But we do know that Jesus was a strong proponent of cutting the capital gains rate and supply-side monetarist policies. I think that’s in scripture somewhere. So he could hardly object to the real productive members of society enjoying the fruits of their labors. And think how many are employed in the yachting and business-jet industries. Would you have them all go jobless?

  • Have any of you guys ever seen In God We Trust? It’s a comedy about the money machine that is televangelism, starring Marty Feldman, Andy Kaufman, Richard Pryor, Peter Boyle and Louise Lasser (of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman). A classic.

  • In Kentucky, Linda Long was attending the East London Holiness Church when she started handling snakes, got bit, and died. Her family is now suing the hospital where she was brought for treatment, because allegedly medical professionals made fun of her injuries.

    Let me guess: “Ha, ha! Got bit playing with a poisonous snake. Now you’re dead, you dumb cracker.”

    It’s one for the Darwin Awards, for sure. The really funny thing is, the congregation of the East London Holiness Church is probably completely comprised of people who don’t believe in natural selection, even when they see it happen before their very eyes.

  • Having Grassley write the letter was a nice bit of poker. If Max Baucus had done it, you’d have heard several choruses of “There go those godless libruls persecuting God’s people again!” But you really think Baucus didn’t agree to this?

  • Grassley has recently been pretty good on the question of the abuse of nonprofit status. In addition to the evangelicals, he’s looked into endowment hording and offshore investment practices by universities and whether or not the NCAA and big time college sports should be retain their tax-exempt status. Unfortunately, so far as I know, nothing has come of any of his hearings beside the occasional headline.

  • I was once asked by a pre-Clinton-prosecution Ken Starr (he was at Kirkland & Ellis at the time) why Iowa keeps electing senators whose votes cancel each other out on all the big issues. The main reason is that both excel at constituent service, also both commuicate in a “prairie populist” manner, but the big reason Grassley is Senator for life in a modestly blue state is that he does party-crossing stuff like this (and, of more importance, leading the fight on SCHIP) just often enough to avoid being pidgeon-holed as a partisan hack.

  • I’d like to suggest a rewrite of the following Grassley quote.

    Mr. Grassley, of Iowa, said in a telephone interview: “Jesus comes into the city on a simple mule, and you got people today expanding his gospel in corporate jets. Somebody ought to raise questions about is it right or wrong.”

    Here’s my version.

    “Jesus comes into the city on a simple ass, and now you have simple asses riding corporate jets expanding his gospel. Somebody ought to raise questions about is it right or wrong.”

    I think that’s a lot more punchy.

  • Most of us just shake our heads at the obvious fleecing of these Preacher’s followers while they live the most lavish of lifestyles off their donations. It’s hard to find one who is not a million or billionaire. It’s been way past time to hold them accountable for ripping off their followers. A $25,000 marble toilet in one of their homes…how is that even remotely connected to believers in Christ? Unfortunately, preventing this must come from the followers themselves. They have to come to their own understanding that they can’t buy their way into heaven and that hurricanes and tornadoes fall on the good and evil alike.

    Removing the tax exemption will go along way to straightening these preachers out.

  • the linda long story reminds me of a story i heard when i lived in north carolina. seems a city guy was visiting his country cousin and was taken to a “holiness” church on sunday. all of a sudden, the preacher and deacons bring out the biggest honking rattlesnakes the city guy had ever seen.

    “y’all got a back door in this church?” the city guy asks his cousin.

    “nope,” was the reply.

    “well, where do you think they’d like me to put one?”

  • Hallejulah, Praise the Lord and send me your money! Forget that charity starts at home, your neighborhood, and your community. If you do not send me money, I will not be able to pray for you and you will go to hell and burn forever. We are building a Mega Church on ocean front property in Wyoming and your money is urgently needed.

  • Just reminiscing here – I grew up in New Hartford, Iowa, Grassley’s home town (population 410 at the time I was there). His family had a farm I believe north of town, and I have a clear recollection of his campaign posters tacked up in the windows of the local cafe and supermarket and hardware store – but NOT in the front window of my Irish Democrat family’s bar and grill. At the time, any number of the locals were bemused by his campaign: “Nice boy, I guess, but what the hell…?” Much later, I became politically involved with Grassley’s senatorial predecessor, John Culver, who sneeringly referred to him as “Chuckles.” Well…I’m not quite sure what I’m saying, but Chuckles is another old dog who hasn’t done too bad for us, as Republicans go, nor has his Democratic counterpart, Tom Harkin. On the other hand, if we were sitting in Jim’s Place over a beer, and he decided it was time to retire, I wouldn’t argue with him.

  • And I’d like to lift a glass right here to Jim, a great father and great Democrat, who died three months ago. I love you, Dad.

  • I appreciate Grassley’s efforts, but how dumb are folks who send these evangelists-living-in-oppulence their precious dollars? :: sigh::

  • Fraud?

    How do you prove that people were generous and therefore qualified for blessings promised that they didn’t receive?

    Congress needs to steer clear of this. Nevermind that I like the target and the likely result.

    as an aside,
    I’ve heard Joyce Meyer a few times. She never struck me as a “get rich through Jesus” type. Does she really belong in that list? (I know little about the other 5.) (For the curious, if you hear one Meyer sermon, you sort of have the idea… She’s a one trick pony with a decent trick.)

  • WOW, WOW, WOW! I’ve got alot to say so where do I begin. Well, first let me say that the investigation in itself isn’t wrong, but the motive is. I have no problem with the government making sure that churches, a.k.a tax exempt organizations aren’t abusing the law. That’s the government’s job. They need to make sure that the laws of the land aren’t being abused, BUT……………. here is the problem. What is the motive of this Senator to investigate these 6 churches. If you ask me, it seems as if he is singling out 6 mega churches out of the thousands that exist in this country. If you’re going to investigate funds and how they are allocated, than investigate all churches. Don’t single out 6 because they are the most popular. While everyone’s giving mega-churhces the crooked eye, store-front-corner-we-only-got-10-members churches are doing some shady stuff too. They’re just so small that they don’t draw that much attention.

    P.S Just because I’m a Christian doesn’t mean that I should be broke, depressed and tore up. That’s the world’s definition of a Christian. They want God’s people to live this way, so Satan can rip and run the earth.Driving a nice car, and wearing fancy close doesn’t make Pastors criminals. If that’s the case, then we need to investigate Senators too.

  • THEY SCRATCHED THE FACE OF THE CHURCH. NO. IT WAS THE FACE OF CHRIST.

    Lamenters’ Petition According to the Gospel.
    Dear Pastor, seeker and fellow traveler:
    Greetings in Jesus Christ.
    I am petitioning to you for your intervention into a situation of great injustice taking place in the looting case as well as for the Petitioned written response to this letter for our common good and interest, according to the teachings of our Lord Jesus Christ. We should get rid of the criminal elements from the Church.
    Please respond if it was not done yet.
    RE: Recover the looted Building Trust Fund from the looters
    Korean United Methodist Church and Institute
    633 West 115h Street, New York, NY 20025
    According to information, the Church honorably Paid part of the former Board Chairman’s embezzlement of $70,000 of the Church money and his legal fees. Why it subsidizes the embezzler?
    Also the Church paid the legal fees for the six plaintiffs who
    took a legal action, demanding $4,000,000 damages, in the name of the Church, against the innocent family which tried to protect the Trust Fund. They usurped the name of the Church for extortion. Eventually the case was sanctioned as frivolous and fined for the contempt court.
    At the sanction hearings, the judge ordered that the Church could take action to recover the damages from those who disgraced the Church. But the Church officers did not do anything about the possible recovery. Rather, without any remorse, they laundered the immigrant’s pennies to rewardingly pay even their penalties and attorney fees. And the scavengers seized the moment. Thus, the victory sadly short-lived.
    Another case, one plaintiff put the defendant on trial at a full jury with the charges of felony which falsely accused him and his son attempted murders of plaintiff, his family and other Church members. He demanded $4,000,000 extortion. Reverend Won Tae Cha, Mrs. Plaintiff and his underlings come to support the falsely created felony case on the trial, a satanic ritual at best. Paradoxically, the Church paid his legal fees too.
    I was pro se for the trial as did not have financial resources.
    According to the court records, the Church hierarchies – the bishop, superintendent or pastor – illegally deceived the Judge at an ex parte conference as if it was Church related and confirmed the criminality. However, the bishop refused to name who were at it for the repeatedly written requests to him. What travesty is this?
    Another question is still lingering on how the $180,000 building repair contract lost for nothing through related party transactions.
    The looting of the fund led this historic Church into a financial and moral bankruptcy –– belief degeneration – for more than a decade that personally benefited which triggered by his mentor who, the pastor Chang said, sent him to this Church.
    The New York State Attorney General advised it could recover the abused fund from them. But the trustees did not do it, stating it would be costly for the Church to do so.
    The Church officers seemed to have blessed the abusers with attorney fees, cursing the falsely accused. Thus, the looters had the cool lunch with blessings under a comradeship.
    Why the Church paid even the abuse-investigation while demonizing the protector of the Church? Needless to say they dumped the Ten Commandments, ambushed the truth in order to make a cool shelter for the looters.
    Didn’t they make UMC an illicit outlaw-Church? –. “Robbers’ Den?” (Mt 21:13)
    The looting is against the donors’ will.
    If the Church officers are not interested in protecting the Church’s interest. How could they expect any further assistance from the civil authorities whom they so heartlessly contempt?
    While in discussion of the looting with the Superintendent, the pastor asserted the request for the recovery of the looted fund was “anti-Church” and “anti-Church interest.”
    He should have known such assertions had no Jesus cool in contrary to the historical iniquities. For they were defamatory and insult to the Christian community standard under any circumstances. It does not fit to be a pastoral reasoning as if spitting to the pulpit.
    Now, those who supported the litigation with false affidavits in a Taliban way against the innocent are still ominously holding saintly positions in the Church.
    It appears they could re-enact the violent looting drama of the Building Trust Fund with cool faces without regard the Church rules, the civil authorities. It rewarded them, placing the innocent in the perilous position again as if a satanic noose is on the adversary in order for them to justify the wicked looting. Is the fund open for free cool looting again?
    In addition, there appears his pressuring to re-establish elder system as a new power structure in this small congregation. He should have known there are many elder hungry and power starved which could shield his position. It is questionable if the Church could succeed coolly with such questionable human qualities in this morally troubled season.
    Remember such ambivalence to the truth could undermine the prestige of the Church hierarchies, the United Methodist Church denomination and the Christian value system. In a sense, the Church leadership seems to be on the way to “God is dead.”
    Recently, the Church Council decided that the auditing of the Building Trust Fund should be done by a CPA from the financial transactions of 2000, which could be done effectively without delay, according to the Audit Manual of UMC. Remember the Bible said, “The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.” (1Ti 6:10).
    The Bishop appointed him to lead the Church according to the teachings of the Church (Book of Discipline). Why could he not do it right now? Clear the accounting fraud, if any, in good faith!
    Our Church history, aged 85, is often falsely glorified to others in contrary to the dark images as the mother Church in the City. Needless to say, the negative image in the recent history is well known to the Korean immigrant community. It is questionable, at this point, any refined rhetoric could convince them otherwise.
    Now, it is Biblically clear that they are common liars, embezzlers and, perhaps, the greatest scabs and cancers on the face of Christianity in the twenty first century. The amnesiac Church sadly becomes a joiner of them, who denied a legal relief for the beaten Samaritans, the defendants.
    It is about the time for the ministry to dissect the Jesus injustice and discover the naked truth of the moral and religious iniquities of the leadership and to deliver the amnesiac Church from the cancer, insanity and scandals.
    Ignoring or stonewalling to the legitimate ecclesiastical inquiries is unwise, “If a blind man leads a blind man, both will fall into a pit.”(Mt 15:14.) They are indeed fallen into a pit – A very dangerous, stinky pit.

    This petition is to sincerely remind them again the reality of the situation demands our moral renewal and repentance under their faithful pastoral leadership.
    Didn’t Vick’s dog have more human rights than real human beings? Shouldn’t the Church be a place more humane than Vick’s dog house? Is the Gospel reversed in UMC? Where is the replacement? There should be a criminal investigation to breakdown the evil network.
    We must stop placing our Church on the way to “God is dead” as once did by Rudolph Kos, Henley Lyons, Tammy & Bakker, Hae Jong Kim and Ted Haggard. We must pray God for our rehabilitation with them from the deadly temptations.
    If you, readers keep quiet, “the stones will cry out.” (Luke 19:39-40). Please help the Church to be revived. She badly needs your supporting prayers. Every reader’s response is a petition for better tomorrows of our souls in UMC. There is a choice for the Jesus people on the issue. If you can save this one, you can save all UMC. Please help the Korean Church!! May God bless you all!!
    Yours in Christ.

    X=============================================-X
    EMAIL RESPONSE TO PETITION:
    The Bishop . Bishop@nyac.com,
    Metro N. District Superintend. mnnyac@aol.com,
    The pastor. chang.kmci@gmail.com and others
    Feedback . Csone@optonline.net
    FAITH POLL:
    1. Personally abused trust fund should return to the Church. A) Yes__. B. No__.
    2. The bishop should honor the donor’s will. A) Yes__. B) No__.
    3. No comment__ Jesus asks you,” Where do you stand?”_______
    X=============================================X

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  • It’s disturbing to me as a Believer in Jesus to see this going on. Anything that would distract us from the message of repentence and faith in Jesus should be eliminated.

    It’s not unthinkable that a minister should be paid for his work, but his pay should approximate the average of his congregation. If his average congregant flies in private jets and drives Rolls Royces, so should he.

  • From:Revgommer@aol.com
    Sent: Thursday, October 11, 2007 4:22 PM
    To: Bishop@nyac.com;chang.kmci@gmail.com. csone@optonline.net
    Subject: Building Funds Questions – Korean Church

    Dear Bishop:

    This all sounds as though the leadership of our church has handled a “difficult situation” in a poor way. Are these matters of injustice in the claims of those who cry out about the fraudulent use of building funds and trust funds of the Korean Church in New York? Real leaders not only do things right… but in the critical points of decision making…do the right thing. What is the “right thing” in his matter? It is an embarrassment to the whole community of faith.

    Chuck Gummer
    Former District Superintendent
    Former Wyoming Conference Executive
    Wyoming Confeence
    Wyoming Conference

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