This Week in God

First up from The God Machine this week is a surprising surge in the credibility of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and its system of beliefs, “Pastafarianism.”

You’ve no doubt seen the posters, adapting Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam to show Adam’s finger reaching out to a Spaghetti Monster, instead of a bearded God. The “religion” was founded in 2005 by Oregon State University physics graduate Bobby Henderson to protest the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to require the teaching of intelligent-design creationism in public school science classes. (Henderson asked the board to include lessons on the “Pastafarian” theory of creation to also be taught in science classrooms. It declined.)

The “church,” however, struck a chord, and has grown dramatically in popularity, particularly on college campuses and in Europe. FSM meetings and clubs are no longer unusual. And this weekend, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster will draw serious scrutiny and in a theological setting. (thanks to reader M.W. for the heads-up)

When some of the world’s leading religious scholars gather in San Diego this weekend, pasta will be on the intellectual menu. They’ll be talking about a satirical pseudo-deity called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whose growing pop culture fame gets laughs but also raises serious questions about the essence of religion.

The appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the agenda of the American Academy of Religion’s annual meeting gives a kind of scholarly imprimatur to a phenomenon….

It was the emergence of this community that attracted the attention of three young scholars at the University of Florida who study religion in popular culture. They got to talking, and eventually managed to get a panel on FSM-ism on the agenda at one of the field’s most prestigious gatherings.

The title: “Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody.”

“For a lot of people they’re just sort of fun responses to religion, or fun responses to organized religion. But I think it raises real questions about how people approach religion in their lives,” said Samuel Snyder, one of the three Florida graduate students who will give talks at the meeting…. In short, is an anti-religion like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism actually a religion?

Philosophy majors in the audience are no doubt enjoying this modern version of “Russell’s teapot.”

Other news from the God machine this week:

* Addressing the plenary session of the annual General Assembly of the United Jewish Communities, one of the largest annual gatherings of Jewish leaders in the world, Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean struck an inclusive political note. “This country is not a theocracy,” Dean said. “There are fundamental differences between the Republican Party and the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party believes that everybody in this room ought to be comfortable being an American Jew, not just an American; that there are no bars to heaven for anybody; that we are not a one-religion nation; and that no child or member of a football team ought to be able to cringe at the last line of a prayer before going onto the field.”

* A liberal Baptist church has been kicked out of its state convention for tolerating gay people: “Delegates to the annual meeting of the N.C. Baptist State Convention voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to expel Charlotte’s Myers Park Baptist for welcoming gays and lesbians without trying to change them. The liberal church of 1,970 members became the first to be kicked out under rules passed at last year’s meeting that said any Baptist church that affirmed or endorsed homosexual behavior would be considered ‘not in friendly cooperation with the Baptist State Convention of North Carolina.’ Six other churches out of more 4,000, including three in Charlotte, quit the Baptist State Convention to protest those rules.”

* The Oral Roberts scandal continues to unfold: “Richard Roberts, the embattled president of Oral Roberts University who is facing accusations he misspent university money to support a lavish lifestyle, has received a vote of no confidence by the tenured faculty at the evangelical university. The resolution was approved by faculty on Monday and obtained late Tuesday by The Associated Press. Faculty members plan to distribute the nonbinding document to the school’s Board of Regents and the faculty assembly at an upcoming meeting.” The vote was reportedly “nearly unanimous.”

* And finally, two days after Georgia Gov. Sonny Purdue (R) hosted an official pray-for-rain event at the state capitol, a storm crashed through the region. Some believers were delighted, and pointed to the rain as proof of divine intervention, but the news was not all good — drought-stricken land just soaked the rain up, and at least nine people were injured in the storm.

I demand equal time for much older and well-established Beer Church.

Beer Church was founded at Western Washington University in Bellingham WA (where I happen to hold an emeritus professorship … ahem, ahem). Its adherents are most clustered in the Seattle area, though they claim worldwide membership.

In contrast to many fraudulent religions, Beer at least delivers.

  • Hey, I hear the Creation Science museum is opened on Saturdays!!

    Why waste a day in front of the boring old computer when you could take a day-trip out there?!?

  • I will dispute the establishment date of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. After all, we were discussing that, and the giant, invisible, purple, flying unicorn on Saturn on the CNN Religion message boards back in the mid 90s, before they went defunct.

    I like Ed Stephan’s Beer Church, but it’s too formalized for me. Give me a decent tasting brew, high in alcohol content, and I am happy. Dogma is neither desired nor required.

    I think I’ll stay on as an agnostic Taoist, bordering on athiest. It works for me.

  • It was the emergence of this community that attracted the attention of three young scholars at the University of Florida who study religion in popular culture.

    I hope these people are pursuing some kind of practical, academic angle with their studies, instead of just cranking out the semi-annual “is our people Christiany” reports for the mega-church protestant ministers.

  • In short, is an anti-religion like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism actually a religion?

    Who cares? I thought the point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was more supposed to be Russel’s Teapot (for some), or just a prank for college students to cut up around (for others).

    If the conference “scholars” conclude that it’s a religion then are they going to be able to go to people and say that FSMers are vile pagans worshipping a false God, and get people hysterical about it like they did about Dungeons & Dragons and heavy metal albums?

  • More on the mess at Oral Roberts University:

    “Mark Lewandowski, Oral Roberts University’s executive vice president of academic affairs and provost offered his resignation to the board of regents on Thursday if the board decides to keep Richard Roberts as president. Lewandowski wrote regents Chairman George Pearsons that he “would be pleased to continue to serve” in his job if Roberts resigns or is not reinstated, according to his letter first obtained by The Associated Press.”

    From the hundreds of reader comments posted at the Tulsa World’s website, one gets the impression that Richard’s support among the ORU community is exactly zero. Many refer to the “climate of fear” created by his “management style.” Richard’s only supporters are his father Oral and the hand-picked Board of Regents, which consists largely of other preachers. That is probably enough support to keep him around.

    Richard is still serving as president of the related Oral Roberts Evangelistic Association. Surprisingly, its IRS forms show OREA to have been losing money the last few years. In other words, it costs more to produce and distribute the daily TV show featuring Richard and Lindsay Roberts than they receive in contributions. Their lavish lifestyle is financed by borrowed money.

  • Howard Dean said:

    The Democratic Party believes . . . that there are no bars to heaven for anybody;

    Whoa, he might want to think twice about that before speaking for everybody. Republicans, this is not what the Democratic Party “believes,” it is just something Howard Dean had some reason to say in a speech. The Democratic Party does not form or promulgate positions on the validity of religious beliefs such as whether a heaven or hell exist and what might get a person into heaven.

  • Hey, Venkman. The Crawfordsvill people have it all wrong. The giant, invisible, flying unicorn is PURPLE, not pink.

    Heretics, one and all.

  • Sonny Perdue’s prayer coterie selfishly didn’t pray for rain to fall in the right places or long enough. The rainfall is needed NORTH of Atlanta to fill the almost empty lakes and reservoirs, and that requires many, many inches of rain.

    According to several reports, the countdown for the Atlanta area reaching a waterless state ends in January or February if we don’t have a Great Flood between now and then. Right now water is being trucked into completely dry small communities in north Georgia in 20,000 gallon tankers.

    No way can enough water be brought in in for 4.5 million people who inhabit just the greater Atlanta area. The average indoor use of water per person is around 45 gallons a day, for showers, baths, dish- and clothes-washing, toilets, cooking, and drinking. That would require 202,500,000 gallons of water a day, or 10,125 tanker-loads from somewhere.

    Well, large migrations of people out of the area are being predicted. I also predict water-theft and violence among those who have nowhere else to go.

  • A liberal Baptist church has been kicked out of its state convention for tolerating gay people

    Not a real surprise considering we’re talking about Suthern Boobtists. I’m glad to hear a few other churches said fuck this and walked out too. It would be highly amusing if somewhere down the road there was a complete schism and the “True” churches, after patting themselves on the back for being so “Godly,” looked around and realized they were all a lot poorer than the “Sinful” churches.

    But the real fun begins when the police reports come out and hookers who worked the convention start talking.

    Richard’s only supporters are his father Oral and the hand-picked Board of Regents, which consists largely of other preachers.
    -OkiefromMuskogee

    Hey, sounds like an ideal Rethuglican presidential candidate!

  • Frankly, all of you posting here are heretics. As Archbishop of the Holy Moly Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light I condemn all of you to forty days and forty nights listening to an Oral Roberts sermon.

  • pray for rain on tuesday and it rains sometime that week and your prayers have been answered.
    by that “reasoning,” the 86-year-old fud with the left-turn blinker on i followed for half-a-mile this morning wasn’t really oblivious. he was probably going to turn left sometime this week.

  • Holy Tomato Paste Mr. CB!

    Pastafarianism. That is truly excellent. I knew of the exalted FSM but Pastafarianism! That’s a concept me and the masses can dig into. No conversion needed. We’re already a nation of Pastafarites. Linguine con Holy Vongole. Pasta Puttanesca and Sangiovese has always been an ethereal experience for me and I never knew why. The sense of connection that I feel with my brethern and sistern when I go to Macaroni Grill. An epiphany Mr. CB. Bless you for showing me the White Sauce. I mean Light Sauce. I mean LIGHT. Light…..yes that’s it. The light.

    I must be arriving at this late but I am a Pastafarian. This will require more research.

    I am so hungry. I think a service is starting. Time to worship. I’ve been bad. A flogging with Fedelini is called for. Did you know Fedelini means “little faithful ones”? It’s a sign. A miracle. I must go.

  • I’ve always been partial to the church of the Sub Genius. JR Bob Dobbs shits on all your gods!

  • Hey burro (@14),

    I’ve heard — might have been from Vitter — that they serve really mean Pasta Puttanesca at Madam Palfrey’ establishment in DC.

  • It takes God two days to whip up one lousy rain storm?

    You know, Asia is full of gods who would be lining up to do that job for a fraction of what we’re paying this one. I’m just sayin’.

  • Oh, I get it- one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eaters.

    Thanks, Swan. I needed that.

    🙂

  • Hi, Venkman (#15). I’m not sure how a link to “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” relates to this discussion. I’m not a big fan of Steve Martin, but he won me over with “Roxanne”.

    And cryptozoology, while interesting, doesn’t appear to be a valid branch of science.

  • Michael W wrote:

    Oh, I get it- one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eaters.

    I heard that joke a few weeks ago, but some kinds of people, I don’t pay much heed to their jokes, so they don’t perservere in my memory. Hence delayed reaction.

  • Michael W wrote:

    Hi, Venkman (#15). I’m not sure how a link to “Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid” relates to this discussion. I’m not a big fan of Steve Martin, but he won me over with “Roxanne”.

    Can’t you take a joke, “Michael W”?

    In the movie I think there’s a “rule of thumb” that dead men don’t wear plaid because you wouldn’t want to be caught dead in it, hence guys who are in fear of losing their lives don’t put it on- I joked that flying monsters (similarly) are never purple. It’s not that hard to figure out.

    And cryptozoology, while interesting, doesn’t appear to be a valid branch of science.

    I’m not convinced by everything in cryptozoology either, and I doubt you’ll find anybody who is convinced by even a tenth of it, either. But somebody has to notice it when people claim to see weird things, I think, because sometimes weird things turn out to be true (like the facts there were once dinosaurs walking the Earth, and that giant whales and giant squids exist, etc.- things that, if we didn’t have the evidence for them already, we’d think were fantastic). Anyway, I don’t believe in atmospheric beasts either, but similar to the above point I just thought I’d lighten up the blog, especially in keeping with the spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    Don’t lose your shirt!!

  • Somewhere in Georgia, a meteorologist needs to be fired for gross incompetence:

    “The ground probably sucked it all up,” said Vaughn Smith, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Peachtree City. “The ground is so dry, I seriously doubt if any of the lakes rose any.”

    The ground probably soaked it up? He doubts the lakes rose?

    Why no, actually what happens when there is a sudden downpour after a prolonged drought (especially when we’re talking about GA clay) is that water runs off to the lowest place it can find. That’s why a sudden downpour after a long drought is called a FLOOD.

    As for the lakes rising any, well gee what’s the rainfall deficit down there now? 16 inches. So one inch of rainfall would do exactly squat for the people of Georgia. I can figure this shit out but an employee of the NWS is scratching his head over whether a cloud burst helped?

    Some believers were delighted, and pointed to the rain as proof of divine intervention

    Yeah. If their god is so mean (in both senses of the word) that he sent an inch of rain and what sounds like a baby tornado in response to their prayers, they can keep him. And what do these delighted believers think of the fact that divine intervention included a heavily damaged church and three children cut by flying glass? I guess they can say the kids were gay terrorists and go back to watching TV.

  • My niece who recently joined a Baptist Church here in VA was surprised to find that I am not accepted in her church as I am a lesbian. It had never occurred to her that this would happen as she is only 12! There are times when I get so fed up with this religion crap that I would be glad to join the spaghetti monster groups!
    Also-mellowjohn, I learned when I worked in New Orleans and commented that people didn’t use signal when changing lanes or making turns- these drivers have driven that way daily for years and we should know ahead of time that they are going to turn etc.

  • Dang I love this Blog.
    Thanks, Swan.

    I respect the right of Christians to think Jews and Muslims are destined for Hell just as Protestants think the same of Catholics and vice versa and Muslims are told Christians and Jews are doomed for eternity. All of them point to their holy books as the reason. Commonly, the believers aren’t HAPPY that people will be damned, they just believe it’s so. The nuance escapes many liberals. It’s not necessarily hateful to say one believes these things. Unproductive, sure. Hateful, not so much.

    The government, and hopefully, one sensible political party take no side in this theological discussion.

  • The atheist, since his own childish theories hold no merit of their own on which to stand, and since the absolute truth of the Supreme Lord cannot be challenged directly by any means, all too often mentions such bizarre things as “spaghetti monster,” “mermaids,” “sky faeries,” and a myriad of other ridiculous straw-man arguments that he manufactures in his fertile imagination. The straw-man argument is perhaps the most shameful and childish of all of the logical fallacies, and among the very favorites of the atheist.

    The fact is that the ungodly atheist is afraid to face the issue directly, and the issue is simply that God’s personal and intelligent plan for the highly structured, ordered, and variegated universe that we all experience every day makes much more sense as its ultimate origin than such silly, mythological concepts as “chance,” “randomness,” and “evolution theory.”

    It is physically, logically, and mathematically impossible to derive life from nonliving chemicals, personality from some imaginary, impersonal system of “chance,” or any amount of greater intelligence from any amount of lesser intelligence. The conclusion is that all life comes from life, all personality comes from personality, and all relative intelligence comes from absolute intelligence.

    There is not so much as one single example, in the experience of any scientist throughout all time, of one species being observed producing a member of another species. Conversely, every nanosecond, every millisecond, every instant, every moment, every second, every minute, every hour, every day, every week, every month, every year, every decade, every lifetime, every generation, every century, every millennium, every epoch, every aeon, every era, and every age, since time immemorial, and right down the line, to this very red-hot nanosecond, what we observe, each and every time, without fail, adjustment, or substitution, is that each respective species produces members of its very own, very same species. There is absolutely not so much as a single example, throughout the entire history of all time, of crossover from one species to any other species. There is none, none, none — none at all.

    Since scientific method is based, first and foremost, upon observation, and the very lynchpin of “evolution theory,” (species crossover), has never been observed by anyone, ever, the only rational conclusion is that the theory is 100% unscientific.

    Only the insane can neglect these hard facts and insist upon the foolish, illogical convolutions of “evolution theory” instead.

    More information:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=BxYacGWRlMw

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