Thompson considers drilling the Everglades

With 27 electoral votes and an evenly divided electorate, Florida is generally considered one of those states that presidential candidates are desperate to impress. On the other hand, Fred Thompson, for reasons that remain unclear, seems anxious to make a bad impression.

It started in a couple of months ago, when Thompson alluded to Cuban refugees entering South Florida possibly being dangerous. “I don’t imagine they’re coming here to bring greetings from Castro,” Thompson said. “We’re living in the era of the suitcase bomb.” Suggesting that a key GOP constituency in South Florida might be terrorists didn’t go over well.

Yesterday, Thompson, in Florida’s capital for some meetings, was asked about his willingness to drill for oil in the Everglades.

“Gosh, no one has told me that there’s any major reserves in the Everglades, but maybe that’s one of the things I need to learn while I’m down here,” Thompson said after talking over state issues with Gov. Charlie Crist.

Thompson, who has called for seeking U.S. oil resources wherever they exist, was asked by an Associated Press reporter whether that included drilling in the Everglades.

“I’m not going to start out by taking this, that or the other off the table in terms of our overall energy situation,” he said.

Now, for those of you who are unfamiliar with the Everglades, it is generally considered a national environmental treasure. It’s a “river of grass,” protected in a national park, national wildlife refuge, and water conservation areas. The idea of drilling it for oil would strike the typical Floridian as ridiculous.

By all indications, Thompson just didn’t know anything about the issue. Indeed, Mitt Romney, after hearing about Thompson’s comments from a reporter while campaigning in Florida, said, “You’re kidding? Let’s take that off the table. We’re not going to drill in the Everglades. There are certain places in America that are national treasures and the Everglades is one of those.”

Now, I suppose the natural defense is that Thompson just doesn’t know anything about the Everglades, so he didn’t want to rule out drilling the area for oil. But therein lies the point.

At this point, Thompson doesn’t appear to know much about anything.

* He said Social Security reform is one of the top issues on his policy agenda, but then said he couldn’t remember what Bush’s position was on Social Security two years ago.

* He said he couldn’t remember the Terri Schiavo controversy, so he has no opinion on the matter.

* He attributed the Anbar Awakening to Sunnis’ love of cigarettes.

* Thompson dismissed the significance of Osama bin Laden, describing him as “more symbolism than anything else.”

* He believes “we better figure out a way” to combat al Qaeda. Not that he necessarily knows how, of course, only that “we better figure out a way.”

* Thompson proposed a bizarre constitutional amendment on gay marriage yesterday, and argued that “zero” state legislatures “have affirmatively approved gay marriage,” a claim that happens to be wrong.

A couple of weeks ago, former White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer said the former senator must demonstrate “a command over policy issues.” Fleischer added, “He’s got to knock the policy questions out of the park.”

How’s that working out so far?

But, but….he’s tall and reeks of man musk!

  • Sounds like the ideal Republicretin candidate, utterly clueless and pliable. His manipulator is his wife instead of a seasoned hack like Karl ‘Rasputin’ Rove. I’m sure Dead-Head-Fred will attract many Nascar and wrestling fans to support him.

  • Mitt Romney, after hearing about Thompson’s comments from a reporter while campaigning in Florida, said, “You’re kidding? Let’s take that off the table. We’re not going to drill in the Everglades. There are certain places in America that are national treasures and the Everglades is one of those.”

    Screw Fred Thompson. He’s a joke. It’s Mitt Romney I’m worried about. Romney will be the nominee. There is no question about that. He’s the only thing standing in Hillary’s way, and it’s at him we should be emplying our collective strategery.

  • Do you think if someone suggested there were oil reserves in Fred’s head, that his response would be that he would not take the notion of drilling for it off the table?

    Or maybe he’s already drilled for oil there and came up empty. Might explain the memory problems…

    I don’t understand why anyone takes this man seriously.

  • “We’re not going to drill in the Everglades. There are certain places in America that are national treasures and the Everglades is one of those.”

    You can bet that if the Everglades were covered with snow 8 months of the year, like ANWR, Romney wouldn’t consider it as much of an untouchable treasure.

  • Someone needs to ask Lazy Freddie if he thinks Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks. I’ll bet he can’t answer that question with a direct “No”. But since when does a president have to know anything to be elected? What really matters is whether people want to have a beer with him and which evil bastard he’ll pick to be the real president vice president.

    As stupid as they are, I’d say he’ll get a lot of wingnut votes, but IMO a 65 year old dude (who looks like he’s 75) who has a 35 yr old “trophy wife” is not going to be real popular with the wingnut women. Maybe someone should ask him if any age difference would be too great between two married people.

    Thompson’s campaign has helpfully pointed out that Frances Folsom Cleveland was 27 years younger than President Grover Cleveland, and that Julia Gardiner Tyler was 30 years younger than President John Tyler.

    So I guess we’re going back to 1844 or 1886. That of course would be back when women could not even vote. As a matter of fact, Grover Cleveland was a stout opponent of the women’s suffrage (voting) movement, and said “Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by men and women in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence.”

  • If you ask the Fred-mongers out there in frontal-lobotomy land, Thombo knows how to say “Shiny Thing!” and “Scary Thing!” To them, that’s all that matters any more….

  • Add his knowledge of wars. Apparently wars are okay and the US has shed more blood for other people’s liberty than combinations of other nations. Sounds brilliant we can go fix the world with a giant US war.

    “If you look back over our history, it will not take you long to realize that our people have shed more blood for other people’s liberty than any other combination of nations in the history of the world.” — Fred Thompson, stump speech in Iowa, September 6, 2007

    http://blog.washingtonpost.com/fact-checker/2007/09/thompsons_wars.html

  • “You’re kidding? Let’s take that off the table. We’re not going to drill in the Everglades. There are certain places in America that are national treasures and the Everglades is one of those.”

    Sooooo, is Romney stating that ANWR, which is a national treasure equal to if not surpassing the Everglades, is off the table?

  • A small quibble with a couple of commenters. Let’s refer to it as the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, not the acronym ANWR. The latter sounds too impersonal and vaguely Middle Eastern, just the sort of thing that might contain a lot of oil that we ought to be pumping.

    Republicans always call it ANWR, and we’ve picked up their habits. It’s easy to drill the ANWR. Much harder to drill the Wildlife Refuge.

  • Ha, ha!!! Anne (at #5), you crack me up!! Anne is right, as is the general thrust of the article – Fred Thompson just wants to be president, in a half-assed kind of way, because he thinks it would be a nice diversion to round out his portfolio before he shuffles off this mortal coil. I’m not questioning his love of the country that has been so good to him, but I’m absolutely convinced he has no idea how much work it is to get there, and how much work it is once you’ve achieved your goal. Consequently, he’s not willing to put any work into it. He believes the simpering star-worship of his fans because it is easy and comforting to do so. I don’t think he really would approve drilling for oil in the Glades, even if substantial reserves were found – he just doesn’t know anything about the issue, and this is his version of Cagey Fred, who is not going to be trapped into a firm answer either way so that his campaign manager has to be carried out, weeping, afterward.

    There is absolutely no danger of Fred Thompson becoming president. None. His hardcore fans could meet in the same room as the AMC Gremlin Fan Club, and there’d be lots of room for the coffee urn.

  • OkieFromMuskogee #11 “Republicans always call it ANWR, and we’ve picked up their habits. It’s easy to drill the ANWR. Much harder to drill the Wildlife Refuge.”

    Republicans say “Explore for oil in ANWR.” Doesn’t that sound nicer?

    Jimmy Carter says ANWR, so I don’t have a problem saying it. (Technically, he says “An-wah.”)

  • Regardless of ANWR, Anwah, Anatomy, whatever, someone needs to ask Romney about his position on drilling in this Alaskan National Treasure based upon this recent comment. If he says he is for it, he needs to explain the difference in reasoning behind his positions on the Florida Everglades and the Alaskan Wildlife Reguge, other than the amount of electoral votes applicable to each state.

  • While Thompson visited our area (West Central Florida, you know, Clearwater Beach, among many other white sand treasures), he advocated drilling anywhere in the Gulf of Mexico. This was according to an article published in the local WingNut rag, an article that mentioned Reagan about six times.

    He won’t get Florida’s vote, unless Katheren Harris returns to count the votes.

  • Fred Thompson is a complete bafoon, for lack of a more educated term. He speaks nothing of value and cannot mobilize any support with GOPites from what I have seen. What is crazy, is that he has been campaigning since early July, and he is still getting little grassroots supports (http://www.spartaninternet.com/2008)

    How he is polling around 15-20% is beyond me, but then again they are “unbiased.”

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