Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Carl Bernstein, of Watergate fame, said yesterday that the American system “worked” with Nixon, because a corrupt president was driven from office, the same system has “failed tragically” when it comes to Bush. “Nixon and his men lied and abused the constitution to horrible effect, but they were stopped,” Bernstein explained. “The Bush Administration — especially its top officials named above and others familiar to most Americans — was not stopped, and has done far greater damage. As a (Republican) bumper-sticker of the day proclaimed, ‘Nobody died at Watergate.’ If only we could say that about the era of George W. Bush, and that our elected representatives in Congress and our judiciary had been courageous enough to do their duty and hold the President and his aides accountable.”

* Justice Scalia described the 2000 Bush v. Gore ruling yesterday as “water over the deck — get over it.” Moreover, Justice Kennedy added that Al Gore’s lawyers were responsible for bringing the case to the courts in the first place, while former Justice O’Connor said the outcome of the election would have been the same even if the court had not intervened. All three are entirely wrong.

* There is something deeply amusing about the idea of the president using a 747 to travel from DC to Wilmington, Delaware, and back, in order to make “a sales pitch for [his] plan to reduce projected gasoline consumption by 20 percent over the next 10 years.” As The Plank put it, “Maybe the next time Bush wants to talk about reducing energy consumption he should, you know, not gratuitously consume energy in the process.”

* McCain suggested, on the air, that initial polling about Bush announced his escalation policy showed that Americans approved of the idea. Greg Sargent sets the record straight.

* Chuck Hagel argued last night that Dick Cheney “underestimates the people of this country” if the VP believes people oppose escalation because they “do not have the stomach to complete this mission.”

* On a related note, Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin said today that Cheney’s boasts about progress in Iraq are “delusional…. I don’t understand how he can continue to say those things when the president calls them a slow failure.”

* No, climate change skeptics don’t deserve “equal time.” (thanks to L.J. for the tip)

* Muckraker: “Senate Democrats aren’t dropping the issue of whether the administration is pushing out federal prosecutors in order to replace them with handpicked successors.”

* In related news, “a veteran Little Rock, Ark., attorney has lodged the first constitutional challenge to the Bush administration’s attempt to appoint a U.S. attorney without seeking Senate approval.”

* Al Gore fans in the audience will definitely enjoy Tim Dickinson’s new piece in Rolling Stone on why the former Vice President is the “ideal” candidate for 2008.

* Two election workers in Ohio were convicted yesterday for their role in short-circuiting a precinct’s recount process immediately after the 2004 presidential election. Erie County prosecutor Kevin Baxter said that the workers weren’t driven by partisanship; they were just lazy. “This was not done for political reasons,” Baxter said. “It was so you didn’t have to do a full hand recount. Politics didn’t matter.”

* Stephen Colbert explains some of the flaws in Bush’s health-care policy as only he can.

* And, finally, after getting trounced in her misguided Senate bid, former Rep. Katherine Harris was supposed to go away. No such luck. Paul Bedard published pictures of the humiliated Florida Republican at the State of the Union, distributing her business cards to GOP lawmakers in the chamber.

If none of these particular items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Justice Scalia seems to be a tad testy about his place in history. My advice:

Get use to it.

  • explains some of the flaws in Bush’s health-care policy as only he can.

    I was hoping this would get some exposure after your piece on it the other day, CB.

  • Stephen Colbert explains some of the flaws in Bush’s health-care policy as only he can.

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • Tell me again exactly what Katherine Harris thinks she’s selling on the House floor? It can’t be her proven competence and political success. Maybe it’s that holy water thing that was supposed to be able to cure citrus canker. Yeah, that must be it.

  • Thanks for the link to the Rolling Stone article on Gore.

    Gore/Obama in ’08 (followed by a second Gore/Obama term in 2012 and an Obama/Somebody term in 2016) would work just perfectly for me.

  • Water over the deck? Is that what the elite say instead of “water under the bridge?

    As for Krazee Kat Harris, In the spirit of Faux News I’m going to assume those larger than normal cards said “Let me be your Republican Princess” followed by a menu of services.

    I’m surprised she didn’t attack what’sherface who was all over President Bush.

  • Ooooo, seeing George get groped by that Stepford wife just sent waves of revulsion all down my spine. The funniest thing is that George seemed totally befuddled on how to respond to what for all the world looked like a genuine gesture of affection and (shudder) desire.

    Guess that says a lot about how numb he’s become, or maybe the meds had kicked in or something.

  • Gore/Obama in ‘08 (followed by a second Gore/Obama term in 2012 and an Obama/Somebody term in 2016) would work just perfectly for me.

    I thought the same thing while reading that article. The two together would truly bring “star” power to the ticket.

    Mr. Carpetbagger, care to share your thoughts on whether or not Gore will get in the race?

  • Unfortunately due to Scalia, the Gore V. Bush case is water over the waterboard.

    If anyone needs Bush’s healthcare plan explained, Colbert said it as succinctly as it could be said.

    Maybe Harris is hucking Mary Kay products. She’s wearing every shade of their eyeliner in case you see a color you like.

  • Wow. I was just skimming the part about Dickenson’s piece in Rolling Stone, and somehow missed that it was in reference to the former vice-president being the ideal candidate. And I instantly started contemplating the horrors of Cheney running for president and that someone would agree with that and actually admit to it in Rolling Stone. And just like witnessing your grandmother naked, I still can’t quite get the horrible thoughts to leave my brain. I guess that’s why Clorox was invented.

    And if you’re now contemplating the same horrors I did, you’re welcome.

  • “a corrupt president was driven from office”

    Yeah, last time Cheney, Rummy, et al were disgraced and shamed out of power. Looks like they decided that this time around they would not have any shame and refuse to accept disgrace.

  • ***…former Rep. Katherine Harris…***

    It’s like one of those old B-budget horror flicks—The Thing That Would Not Die….”

  • re: climate change skeptics. A quote from the article:
    We’re seeing massive melting at both polls.

    Some typos are funnier than others (took me a while, though, to figure out what the spelling was supposed to have been. Sheesh, but English is *hard*)…

  • “Justice Scalia described the 2000 Bush v. Gore ruling yesterday as “water over the deck — get over it.”

    Thanks for the defense, you disloyal ton of crap. Save it for YOUR impeachment.

    Conflict of interest is still a high crime, Tony.

    Mafia pig.

  • Katherine Harris? When is some young girl in red shoes going to toss a pail of water on her?

  • I agree with Scalia, it is ‘water over the deck’. It was the first sign of our ship of state sinking. I don’t think we’ll get over it until Dubya Queeg is court-martialed.

  • ***It’s so simple. Most people who couldn’t afford health insurance also are too poor to owe taxes. But…if you give them a deduction from their taxes they don’t owe, they can use the money they’re not getting back from what they haven’t given to buy the health care they can’t afford.***

    Mr. Carpetbagger…ladies and gentlemen of reality…citizens of the land of Truth…I hereby place into nomination the name of Stephen Colbert for the Office of Intelligent Fearless Glorious Dear Leader…with extreme emphasis on “Intelligent!”

  • I didn’t think too much of the Rolling Stone article. Dick Morris, James Carville, David Gergen, and $1.50 will get you a cup of coffee. They are the last three people in the world whose opinions about Democratic politics interest me. Still, it would be nice….

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