Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The House passed the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act this afternoon, 237 to 180. Dems picked up 25 Republican votes to pass the measure, which has already drawn a veto threat from the White House.

* Brad Plumer and the Progress Report both did a fine job today debunking some of the more commonly heard myths about hate crimes legislation.

* CNN reported today that Barack Obama has been placed under the protection of the U.S. Secret Service, but the agency said no specific threat had been made against Obama. A statement from Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said he authorized the protection detail for Obama.

* In case you missed it, Bush has given himself a new title. First, he was The Decider. Now, he’s The Commander Guy.

* On Hardball last night, Chris Matthews asked, “So, why do people think [Rudy Giuliani] did serve well and perform well, as the leader of New York, during that crisis [9-11]? Why do people think that?” I don’t know, Chris, maybe because you’ve spent the last several years insisting that Giuliani performed well?

* As Paul Kiel explained today, “Alberto Gonzales and others at the DoJ keep claiming that the department has pursued public corruption investigations regardless of the subject’s political affiliation.” Now we’ll see how true (or not) that is — Sens. Pat Leahy (D-Vt.) and Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) have “requested an analysis from the Justice Department’s inspector general breaking down public corruption investigations by the party affiliation of their targets.”

* Classy: “U.S. Sen. Claire McCaskill was uninvited from speaking at her daughter’s Catholic high school commencement because of her positions on abortion and embryonic stem-cell research. Students at St. Joseph’s Academy in the St. Louis suburb of Frontenac wanted McCaskill to speak at their graduation this month, McCaskill spokeswoman Adrianne Marsh said Tuesday. But the offer was rescinded last week.”

* The Children’s Health Fund of Columbia University has a new study showing one in four U.S. children are without health care insurance. That’s nearly double previous estimates.

* Rep. Rick Renzi (R-Ariz.), burdened by some serious corruption allegations, now believes the Bush administration is working against him. In his first interview since FBI agents raided his home, Renzi told a Phoenix radio station that Bush’s Justice Department is trying to railroad him and may have attempted to rig his recent election. Whatever you say, Rick.

* Renzi’s case is so embarrassing, House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) “walked away from a question about [Renzi] at the end of a press conference” yesterday. A reporter “stopped Boehner on his way out of the room and asked whether Renzi, who has not gotten much public support from GOP leaders as he faces a corruption scandal, should retire or resign. Though he seemed to have heard the question clearly — he was only about a foot away — Boehner turned and walked out, rather than answer.”

* Impeachment backers will be pleased to know that Dennis Kucinich is no longer the only sponsor of a measure to impeach Dick Cheney — yesterday, Reps. William Lacy Clay (D-Mo.) and Janice Schakowsky (D-Ill.) signed on as co-sponsors.

* In case you hear any right-wing rumors about fluorescent light bulbs being dangerous, keep in mind that the claims have already been debunked.

* E&P: “Clark Hoyt, the longtime editor and most recently Washington chief for Knight Ridder, will become The New York Times’ third public editor, succeeding Byron C. Calame. A memo sent to staff today by Executive Editor Bill Keller revealed: “In addition to a thick skin, the job calls for a clear head, curiosity, patience and a deep respect for the values we profess — impartiality, fairness, accuracy and independence.” Good choice, NYT.

* In honor of tonight’s Republican presidential debate, the Campaign for America’s Future recommends viewers play Conservative Failure Buzzword Bingo. Players are encouraged to watch out for phrases such as “Cut and Run,” “Sanctity of Marriage,” “Culture of Life,” and “Tax and Spend.” As CAF put it, “Conservatives may not have a coherent plan to move America forward but they certainly have their buzzwords.”

* And finally, just for fun, can you name all 10 Republicans who’ll be on the debate stage tonight? I follow this stuff pretty closely, and I’m embarrassed to admit that I only got nine. If you give up, this NYT article has a list.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

“In case you missed it, Bush has given himself a new title. First, he was The Decider. Now, he’s The Commander Guy.”

I think his goal is to give himself a sillier title every time he speaks. Soon, it’ll be “Captain Commands-a-Lot from the Planet Decidertron.”

  • In Re: Commander Guy.
    His father is Poppy, and, now. he should be known as Poppycock! -Kevo

  • Steny Hoyer gave a very solid turn speaking on C-Span today. If he’s got a stiff backbone as he showed during his time at the mic, he could be a *real* valuable asset for the Dems in the House.

  • A statement from Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said he authorized the protection detail for Obama.

    Well Obama might not have been in any specific danger but with the DHS watching over him…yikes! Anyone want to bet BushBrat wants Cherty to slip a few monitoring devices in Obama’s suitcase?

    And.

    The Commader Guy? Are we sure he didn’t mean The Commando Guy? Could BushBrat at least be acknowledging that the Emperor has no shorts?

    And.

    Renzi (whom I always want to call Ponzi) sounds a lot like Gibbons in his rantings. Futher proof ReThuglicans are incapable of an original thought. Boneher is probably having Foley-Flashbacks.

    And last but not least, the hate crimes bill:

    Please BushBaby, veto that one too, you useless sack of hyena crap. The WaPo has a headline all cued up and it makes the war funding veto look affectionate by comparison, you steaming pile of vomit. Dana Millbank has purchased a new keyboard to bang out an analysis of your latest bid to make sure only the basest of Das Base can look at you with out spitting, and of course Keith Olbermann waits to another another delightful WPitW smack down of your sorry arse.
    Enjoy!

  • Buzzword Bingo? Sounds more like a drinking game to me. And a fun one, at that.

  • There’s something incongrous about the phrase “Hardball with Chris Matthews”. “Rona Barrett’s Washington, with Chris Matthews” would be more accurate.

  • …already drawn a veto threat from the White House.

    Using this a bit more now that Congress isn’t ran by a bunch of shit eating sycophants, are we Bush?

  • Bush is a dope, but if you actually read his quote you can clearly see that he wasn’t calling himself a “commander guy” but rather a guy who supports the commanders in Iraq.

  • On Thursday, the White House confirmed that President Bush will veto Congressional hate crime legislation extending protected status to victims of attacks based on gender and sexual orientation. The announcement comes as no surprise. After all, it was his bizarre discussion of hate crimes that almost derailed the election of candidate George W. Bush in 2000.

    For the disturbing history, see:
    “Bush 2000 Hate Crimes Flashback.”

  • Apparently, some guy was killed in Iraq. He may have had one name or another name, or maybe both, although it’s unclear if one of those names ever actually applied to an actual person, or was fictional, in which case it isn’t him. He was either an important person in al Qaeda, or in the local branch of al Qaeda, or just some other insurgent group, or not. His body has either been released to his tribesmen for burial, or is in the hands of the Americans or the Iraqi government, or all of the above, or something. He may or may not have had something to do with Jill Carroll, but she doesn’t recognize his picture, assuming the picture is actually of the guy who was killed, whichever guy (or guys) that is.

    It sure is good to know that things are so well organized over there, and that we must be on the verge of that “stable, unified and democratic Iraq that will be a pillar of stability in the Middle East” that Condi was talking about. Whatever happened, we’re definitely making progress against al Qaeda. (Or not.)

    In other news, as a descendent of generations of New England patriots, I am saddened by the fact that the governor of Virginia felt the need to remind Americans in his state that they did not have to bow down to the Queen, should they encounter her on her visit to their state. My ancestors fought a war for that privilege, and we don’t take it lightly. 🙂

  • ” Barack Obama has been placed under the protection of the U.S. Secret Service”

    So will people with “Bush ’04” bumper stickers on their cars get thrown out of Obama rallies?

    “Clark Hoyt, the longtime editor and most recently Washington chief for Knight Ridder, will become The New York Times’ third public editor”

    If someone has worked for Knight Ridder/ McClatchy I have to say they are deserving of great respect for their journalistic standards — standards I used to think the New York Times had. Good for Bill Keller. Maybe we are actually entering the post-Bush era if the media starts getting its act together.

    The Commander Guy? Oh Bush is really keeping that promise to restore dignity to the office of president, isn’t he.

  • In case you hear any right-wing rumors about fluorescent light bulbs being dangerous, keep in mind that the claims have already been debunked.

    The debunkers include, no doubt, the same people (or at least the same sort of people — scientists) who are warning us about climate warming and say that it is likely caused, or exacerbated, by humans. We don’t believe them there, why should we believe them about light bulbs?

  • petorado wrote: “So will people with “Bush ‘04″ bumper stickers on their cars get thrown out of Obama rallies?”

    Ah… I see… Obama hasn’t been given Secret Service protection, he’s been given ‘secret service’ protection, i.e. Bush political hacks.

  • Decider Boy becomes Commander Boy. When will Karl Rove be identified as the Creature from the White Lagoon?

  • We started using a few fluorescent light about five years ago. I’m a bit nervous about them now, because we actually had one catch on fire! I’m not kidding – it was a bare bulb in a ceiling receptacle in our mechanical room, and it started smoking profusely! (No damage, actually, but a good thing that someone was there.) I called the manufacturer and they sent me an envelope in which to send it back to them for tests. That was about two years ago, and it’s all I’ve heard. Obviously if these bulbs were catching on fire in large numbers, we would be hearing something about it, but the incident still left me wondering…

    So that you won’t think that I’m some sort of a Jim Inhofe troll, let me assure you that it ain’t so. We believe in having a low carbon impact. That’s why we were early adopters of fluorescent bulbs.

  • “U.S. Sen. Claire McCaskill was uninvited from speaking at her daughter’s Catholic high school commencement because of her positions on abortion and embryonic stem-cell research. Students at St. Joseph’s Academy in the St. Louis suburb of Frontenac wanted McCaskill to speak at their graduation this month, McCaskill spokeswoman Adrianne Marsh said Tuesday. But the offer was rescinded last week.”

    i hope she remembers this treatment when the high school starts sending her their endless crap of mail whining for money.

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