Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Convicted felon Scooter Libby cut a check today at the U.S. District Court for $250,400 — $250,000 as part of his criminal sentence that Bush didn’t clear away, and $400 for a special assessment. (A picture of the cashier’s check made it to Smoking Gun.)

* If he had it to do over again, Novak would still write the Plame story. Amazing.

* Rep. Robert Wexler (D-Fla.), one of my favorites, announced today that he’s planning to introduce a censure resolution against the president as a result of the Libby commutation. Bob Fertik makes the case that Wexler’s measure is well-intentioned but flawed: it doesn’t include any major penalties beyond the symbolic value.

* WaPo: “Nearly five months into a security strategy that involves thousands of additional U.S. and Iraqi troops patrolling Baghdad, the number of unidentified bodies found on the streets of the capital was 41 percent higher in June than in January, according to unofficial Health Ministry statistics. During the month of June, 453 unidentified corpses, some bound, blindfolded, and bearing signs of torture, were found in Baghdad, according to morgue data provided by a Health Ministry official.”

* First Lady Laura Bush and I, surprisingly enough, have something political in common: we both disapprove of the president’s abstinence-only policy requirements regarding international AIDS relief.

* What can civilians in the United States to do help the men and women in uniform? According to the president, “You can car pool.”

* McClatchy’s Warren Strobel and Dion Nissenbaum explain the ways in which the Bush administration’s bumbling policies helped lead to the Palestinian conflict in Gaza.

* Rush Limbaugh wants to scare children into hating liberals. Here’s what he told a 13-year-old caller who resents being asked to read Newsweek for school: “There are liberals everywhere. You may think that just because your town is conservative — there are liberals. They’re hiding in the shadows, and they are lurking there, and they’re around and the odds are that many of them are in the school system.”

* The AP had the audacity to note that Fred Thompson is all hat, no cattle: “Top candidates Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney and John McCain mix it up daily, taking questions from voters and fleshing out their presidential agendas. Not Thompson. His stump speech consists of broad conservative themes, talk of bipartisanship and commentary on issues of the day, but it largely lacks any vision for the future of the country. He deflects questions on what a Thompson presidency would look like and demurs when pressed for specific proposals for how to fix the nation’s ills. He opines on hot topics, from taxes to terrorism, in online columns and on his Web site, usually without being challenged.” Good for the AP.

* Henry Waxman is going to investigate the mess surrounding the U.S. embassy in Iraq. I’m glad someone’s going to.

* John McCain’s presidential campaign is in freefall, in the midst of empty coffers and weak polls. So, I suppose it’s time for the media to come in and rescue him: “During the July 3 edition of CNN’s The Situation Room, CNN senior political analyst Bill Schneider said of Republican presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain (AZ): ‘The straight talker is back. And he’s hoping to turn into the comeback kid.'”

* Schwarzenegger hasn’t had an ethics scandal in a while, so I guess he was due: “Special interest groups can’t buy a multi-millionaire like California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R), as he has claimed since his recall election campaign in 2003. But charities can use tax-deductible donations to pick up the tab on his private jet jaunts and stays in top tier hotels, the Los Angeles Times reports.”

* I’m fairly certain that if Bill Clinton had been convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice, I’d remember it. But that didn’t stop Neal Boortz from falsely claiming that “Scooter Libby and Bill Clinton got sentenced and convicted for exactly the same crime.”

* And finally, Bill Clinton may be one of the most recognized and popular figures on earth, but in Iowa, alongside his wife, he can still be mistaken for someone else. “Bob Barker! It’s Bob Barker!” two Iowa women yelled, according to the New York Times, as they saw the former president campaign with his wife, New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, in Clear Lake, Iowa, yesterday. When the women realized who it was, they shouted “Ohhhh!” and “seemed just as thrilled,” according to the Times.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

There’s a joke between Clinton, Barker, and “Spay and neuter your pets.” I’ll be damned if I can figure it out!

  • Car pool? I guess flying around in a 747 to make campaign stops is kinda like carpooling.

    BTW, Neal Boortz is like all the other wingnuts, he says whatever pops into his stupid head and knows for a fact that his moronic listeners, even if they find out he was filling their heads with pure bullshit, will always return for more of the hatred they crave. To them it doesn’t matter if Republicans lie about the Democrats, because “Democrats lie all the time” and besides they’re more evil than Nazis.

  • Boortz is pro choice and a defender of evolution. For all his faults, and there are many, he stands out from the standard-issue wingnut talk show hosts on those issues.

  • “You can car pool.”

    Bill Maher wrote that book in 2002: When You Ride Alone You Ride With bin Laden.

  • Go Harry!

    Rush Limbaugh wants to scare children into hating liberals.

    I wonder if Flushed knows that said teen and any other teen listeners now think he’s a complete loozer? “Dude, I like, called him about my school and he was all like ‘Loook out for the libruls, they want to get yoooou!’ Dork.”

    Irony Attack: Here you are at 13, already aware of when you’re watching propaganda.

    But not listening to it I guess?

    “…the number of unidentified bodies found on the streets of the capital was 41 percent higher in June than in January…”

    Select BushCo Response:

    1. It’s just a number.
    2. More dead bodies means the plan is working!
    3. The Iraqi people are resilient and unnerstan that freedum isn’t free.

    Finally, I think all future references to ISL should be preceeded by his new title: Convicted Felon. Very nice CB. Let’s hope others pick it up.

  • “Rush Limbaugh wants to scare children into hating liberals. Here’s what he told a 13-year-old caller who resents being asked to read Newsweek for school: “There are liberals everywhere. You may think that just because your town is conservative — there are liberals. They’re hiding in the shadows, and they are lurking there, and they’re around and the odds are that many of them are in the school system.””

    Rush I have one thing to say:

    BOO!

  • John McCain’s presidential campaign is in freefall, in the midst of empty coffers and weak polls. So, I suppose it’s time for the media to come in and rescue him: “During the July 3 edition of CNN’s The Situation Room, CNN senior political analyst Bill Schneider said of Republican presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain (AZ): ‘The straight talker is back. And he’s hoping to turn into the comeback kid.’

    Nice call.
    USA Today has a story up right now: McCain’s military past could help political future.

    From the article there is this: the Republican presidential candidate draws an appreciative response from audiences when he recounts his Navy pilot days…

    I know this is America… so I know is not kosher to ask… but still I’d like to know:

    What kind of potent shit did you drop on those sandal-wearing primitives in their grass huts Mr. McCain?

  • I just heard this little snippet as I was flipping through the channels on TeeVee from some ReThug Congressman on the Tucker Carlson show (which of course, I try to avoid watching at all costs):

    “Conservatives are horrified that the Iraqi’s are pumping less oil than in 2003.”

    I’m glad that “conservatives” have the interests of American National Security in mind and are concerned with something so important to American National Security as Iraq/nian oil production.

    American National Security ahead of Iraqi National Security! We should DEMAND that the Federal Government reallocate the resources (American Soldiers & American Taxpayer Dollars) siphoned off to the Cheney Protectorate of Iraq/n and devote those resources to American National Security in prevention of another mass-terrorism attack upon American soil.

    Instead the American Public is psychologically attacked almost daily by the NeoCon 9/11 Hit Squad with THREATS of another mass-terrorism attack. Will 1984 never cease?

  • Oh for cryin’ out loud, demonizing lib’ruls is so YESTERDAY. Rush is so YESTERDAY. After more than a decade, the only monsters have been those who want to impose a bunch of fundamentalist losers as a theocracy, told us that sex is evil and responsible sex (condoms) is even more evil, gotten young people involved in and killed by an utterly questionable war, insisted that scientific theory (evolution, cosmology, gravity) is the same as religious “theory”, enriched corporations and rich looters by throwing generations yet unborn into massive debt, gave the words “corrupt politician” real meaning, and insisted life was more fun two hundred years ago. The wing nuts have done a grand job of demonizing the word “conservative” by making it synonymous with “hypocrite.”

  • “Conservatives are horrified that the Iraqi’s are pumping less oil than in 2003.”

    But JKap, no one could have possibly foreseen that invading Iraq, fucking up its infrastructure and touching off complete chaos would affect the country’s oil output. [/snark]

    Only in fRightieville. I just wonder how they’ll stick this one on the Democrats.

  • God, the news is depressing verging on hysterically funny…there are days when I’m sure we must be at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party.

    Just once – once – I would like the media to stop thinking it is supposed to be directing and orchestrating the dynamics of elections. Just once. If McCain “needs” rescuing, maybe he isn’t the right guy. And maybe we could figure out the difference between “straight talk” and BS if the media could just bring itself to stop trying to disguise one to advance the agenda it wants with the other. Somewhere in there, the truth is lost, the questions don’t get asked and we all lose in the end.

    After 6 1/2 years of a president who is the proverbial empty suit, who hates the “hard work” of governing, who views government as a jobs program for all his pals and war as an opportunity to make them all richer, why do I get the feeling that the media is falling in love with another Bush in the form of lazy-ass Fred Thompson? Is this like the woman who keeps falling for a series of men who are all bad for her, but who have just enough charisma to make her think that “this time” it will be different?

    God help us.

  • Does this sound familiar? US scholars propose 3-way partition of Iraq to White House They “are circulating their suggestions within the Bush administration, with their timing geared to an expected top-level administration policy review in September.” Isn’t this the same plan Biden proposed about 2 years ago? Apparently, it takes 2 years to penetrate the bubble of stupidity and incompetence in the White House. The two “scholars” say their plan has less than a 50-50 chance. I wonder if they have talked to Mad King George IV yet and faced his ‘My way or the highway’ policy.

  • After 6 1/2 years of a president who is the proverbial empty suit, who hates the “hard work” of governing,[…]– Anne, @14

    Anyone remember how he said that the best moment of his presidency (or was it of his life?) was when he caught that big trout? I wish he’d just go back to those simple and simply-satisfying pursuits, and stop screwing up this adopted country of mine. I’d even go as far as chipping in $5 for a new chipper/shredder, for all that brush he’s so fond of cutting…

  • Hey Swan,
    Mine is Buddah Jesus
    or with my middle name
    Buddah Stallion

  • I love it.
    I need to remember to tiptoe about everywhere I go, furtively glancing in both directions constantly, and darting from tree to potted palm now that Rush has labeled me “spooky”.

    Out goes the wardrobe! Strictly trenchcoats, fedoras and Foster Grants for me!

  • Re: Swan @ #12
    Steve, according to this Wu-Tang name generator your Wu-Tang name is Street Hyper Snyper.

    I looked up Karl Rove: Killah The Gravekeeper

    How apropos.

  • Re Neal Boortz:

    It’s amusing that when you try to write to his show (e.g., to correct his falsehoods about Clinton), you are first warned that:

    “Neal has sworn off reading negative emails. … Positive emails only.”

  • “Neal has sworn off reading negative emails. … Positive emails only.”

    What a baby. Grow a pair.

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