Thursday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The latest statement from Sen. Tim Johnson’s (D-S.D.) office: Admiral John Eisold, Attending Physician of the United States Capitol said, “Senator Tim Johnson has continued to have an uncomplicated post-operative course. Specifically, he has been appropriately responsive to both word and touch. No further surgical intervention has been required.”

* Forget those nice things I said about Tony Snow earlier.

* 2006 is poised to become the “sixth warmest worldwide since records began.” Wow.

* A civil unions bill appears to be making progress in New Jersey. The state Assembly approved a bill today, 56-19, and the state Senate is expected to take up a companion measure today or tomorrow.

* Former CNN news chief Eason Jordan is taking one of his biggest critics, Michelle Malkin, to Iraq with him. Greg Sargent suggested Jordan, a proprietor of a new Iraq war blog, is getting himself “mixed up in a very dishonest and very nasty campaign.”

* I’m not quite sure how the experts come to these conclusions, but apparently the number of blogs is supposed to “peak” next year.

* The Jib Jab guys’ “Year in Review” is not to be missed. (Thanks to SKNM for the heads-up.)

* A friend of mine created a very funny, Onion-like news parody site called The Anti-Fascist Gazette. Today’s lead story: “Bush to Hold Global Warming Denial Conference.” (Please remember, it’s a parody.)

* They just couldn’t help themselves: “A huge tax bill that Congress passed last week contained a little-noticed gift for select corporations — tens of millions of dollars in breaks on import tariffs.”

* Chris Matthews still loves McCain. What a shock.

* Remember Eric Keroack, the far-right opponent of birth control appointed by the president to be deputy assistant secretary for population affairs at the Department of Health and Human Services? He’s this year’s deserving winner of the Golden Boob award.

* Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) first submitted William Gerry Myers III to Bush as a judicial nominee, but his office acknowledged yesterday that Myers won’t be confirmed.

* Harper’s Ken Silverstein had an interesting piece on Rep. John Murtha, soon to be chairman of the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee, and how he might resist earmark reform.

* The media is missing the whole story on McCain’s new campaign manager.

* And Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.) will not be speaking in Miami this week after all. Tancredo was scheduled to speak on “The Need for Assimilation,” in a city he recently described as “third world,” but he cancelled after receiving death threats. Picking at the already-open wound, Tancredo said, “I knew speaking your mind could be dangerous in Havana. I guess it’s equally dangerous to do so in Miami. Apparently, there isn’t much of a difference between the two anymore.”

If none of these particular items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Malkin to Iraq? I hope it’s a goddamned one way ticket.

  • Murphy’s Law of Body Counts:

    1 “insurgent”(well, young adult male) + 13 civilians + 4 goats = 42 enemy KIA

  • Anyone else notice how gleefully the media seems to be covering the possibility (however remote) that Sen. Johnson’s condition could flip the Senate?

  • I don’t like this body count idea, not one bit. Remember what happened when Bush spouted his infamous “Bring it on” line — US casualties rose. Now Bush wants to brag that we’re killing more of them than they are killing of us. My opinion is that this will put a bounty on the head of every one of our troops over there. This isn’t Viet Nam, this is the information age and folks that want to kill our troops will know their losses as quickly as Americans hear the same information. Don’t egg on the other side to kill more of our troops than already are.

  • I got to the jib jab website, but only saw an ad… waited for the main video… and … nothing. Clicked on “Year in Review”, got another ad… then nothing. Any suggestions?

  • I guess it matters when you kill someone that makes them an insurgent. During the day they’re part of the Irari army or police, then that night they’re part of some militia killing people of the opposite religious faction. And are these body-counts only of people killed by US soldiers or do they include the kills by militias and private police?

    Body counts are totally f*cked up enough for the Bush people to use. I was waiting for it.

  • a couple of similar parodies from http://www.altara.blogspot.com

    SUB-ROSA NEWS

    Some of the News
    That may be True

    PUTIN DENIES ROLE IN JOHNSON ILLNESS

    In Moscow today, a spokesman for Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation, denied that President Putin was in any way involved with the collapse and medical emergency that has put Senator Tim Johnson in critical condition. He also denied that any Russian agency had conspired against Johnson. In fact, the spokesman pointed out, Mr. Putin had sent a wire to Senator Johnson at the Washington hospital wishing him a speedy recovery from his emergency surgery.

    Searches by the FBI of a number of Russian airliners and of the Republican National Committee headquarters revealed no traces of plutonium 210. The FBI also confirmed that Vice President Cheney had not made a secret trip to Moscow and that it had not been able to find evidence that he had communicated with Russian officials.

    A survey of several Blockbuster outlets in and around Washington indicated that several high ranking Democrats rented the movie, “Dave” yesterday.

    SUB-ROSA NEWS

    Some of the News
    That may be True

    BORAT A BIG HIT IN IRAQ

    Sacha Baron Cohen, in his guise as Borat the intrepid reporter from Kazakhstan, has been touring Iraq for almost two weeks. Crowds have gathered around as he has interviewed local officials, clerics, and ordinary citizens. News coverage has been brisk and generally favorable. Reportedly Borat has been quite pleased with the reception received and with the sales of his Mecca compass, which always points in the direction of Mecca.

    Some of the most enthusiastic responses come when Borat refers to President Bush as the “Supreme Warlord Premier Bush” and when he sings “Throw the Jews Down the Well” Audiences were not as pleased when he asked how the interviewees liked working closely with Americans or when he mangled references to “Shiats” and “Sundies” and could not keep the “sextarian” identities straight.

    Audiences were aghast when Borat asked directions to the local prostitution district or tried to peek under burkas. The crowds turned openly hostile when he referred to the gay ayatolla and asked whether gay imams could legally get married.

    Members of the Borat production crew hurriedly flew out of Iraq at the end of last week. Unfortunately, Borat had disappeared. It is assumed that he is gathering material for his forthcoming tours of Iran and Syria.

  • I didn’t think the JibJab thing was all that funny, but maybe that’s because I think the idea that Iran will use a nuke offensively if it gets one is an extremely dangerous meme. This common idea plays into the “crazy Iranians” bullshit that Americans already believe, courtesy of the same people who tricked us into murdering half a million Iraqis.

    So no, it’s not really funny.

    Israel has the sixth largest nuclear arsenal in the world, and full ability to deploy them. But we don’t see cartoons about that, we see crazy Iranians dropping a-bombs, which of course would be suicidal. No one with their head screwed on thinks the leadership of Iran is suicidal, but that’s exactly the meme that the neocons are pushing, for obvious reasons.

    Of course it’s not the Jib Jab piece itself that bothers me, it’s the fact that Americans really are stupid enough to launch wars based on bullshit. Repeatedly.

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