Tom DeLay, comedian

Tom DeLay stopped by the Heritage Foundation to deliver a speech on “Action and Accountability: Restraining Spending and Redesigning Government.” Considering the advertised topic, it might seem DeLay was an odd choice. After all, DeLay and his colleagues clearly don’t believe in accountability when it comes to administration oversight, and when it comes to spending, the recently-indicted former Majority Leader recently explained his belief that the federal government’s massive budget is now waste-free.

But DeLay managed to address the subject of restraining spending anyway. In fact, he told the powerful DC think tank that he’s identified the principal culprit in Congress’ fiscally irresponsible ways: the minority party.

“Washington Democrats believe that every single penny of the $2.5 trillion the federal government lays out every year is wisely spent on efficient programs vital to the national interests of the American people. No wonder their new slogan is, ‘We can do better.’ Anyone could do better than that!”

That DeLay, he’s quite a kidder. In fact, though I wasn’t on hand for the remarks, I’m going to assume DeLay was joking, because the alternative — he meant it — is too bizarre to believe.

He must have been fooling around, maybe going for some kind of ironic humor. After all, Dems have been in the House minority for 11 years. Since 2002, there’s been a Republican president, a Republican Senate, and Republican House. In that time, Republicans have run up a record of spending increases unmatched since the Johnson administration, along with the most massive debt increase in the history of the world.

It was DeLay who ignored House ethics rules to push through a ridiculously expensive Medicare plan in 2003, and it was DeLay who shepherded the most bloated and expensive transportation bill in American history (6,371 pet projects, a new pork record) through the House earlier this year.

And DeLay wants conservatives to believe that Democrats, without the votes to stop GOP budgets, are to blame for Washington’s fiscal irresponsibility?

Good one, Tom. That kind of sense of humor will be welcome by your fellow inmates.

I can see it now….

“Yea, Bruno, I know who was responsible for making me drop the soap in the shower….errrr…the warden! Yea, that’s the ticket! I hope you didn’t bruise your knees on the tile floor…..dear”

  • Interestingly, he used the form of the Dems’ new slogan that actually would be pithier and preferable to the one we actually chose, “Together, we can do better.” Thanks for the help in branding, Tom!

  • 2.5 billion or 2.5 trillion? I check the link to the Heritage Foundation text and see that it is unclear.

    According to Delay: Republicans have proposed to find $50 billion in savings from a $2.5 illion budget… and not a single Democrat will help. tr tr l

    I think it’s safe to assume “trillion.”

  • I have a buddy (self-identified GOP’r) who likes to tell me that Dems are the “Tax and Spend” party. I always ask him what the GOP alternative is, “Spend and Spend”??

    Politicians have always been about special interests and pork projects. There are very few who are truly “fiscally responsible”. So in the end you get one party that spends and tries to offset the spending by raising taxes. The other, spends then cuts taxes and creates huge deficits. This is how the two party system “plays” the American people. At some point, the deficit will get so much media attention that people will vote out the Repugs. Then, after some time of a Dem president, we will hear that taxes have gotten out of control and the economic attitude will shift again.

    The only way either party can stave off the loss of power is to adopt the opposing parties (alleged) M.O. to some degree. That’s why you saw Reagan and Bush Sr. raise taxes on the middle class and why you saw Clinton cut the dividend and cap gains tax.

    The world of American economic politics is a pendulum keeping time to the game of musical chairs the pols play. Unfortunately, they’re all guilty of waste and financial irresposibility.

  • Let me get this right, the word “Accountability” was used in the title of a speech given by Delay. And here I though the Heritage foundation didn’t have a sense of humor….Of course I doubt they were trying to be funny.

  • #4 The Repubs are the party of “BORROW and spend”. Borrow from Japan, borrow from China, borrow from Korea, borrow from our children and grandchildren to pay for their subsidies for the wealthy.

    What did I hear one Dem say recently… ah, CORPORATE WELFARE.

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