Translating Bush-speak into English

The NYT headline sounds like vaguely encouraging news: “Bush, in Iraq, Says Troop Reduction Is Possible.” Of course, given the circumstances, it’s not nearly as important a breakthrough as the headline suggests.

President Bush made a surprise eight-hour visit to Iraq on Monday, emphasizing security gains, sectarian reconciliation and the possibility of a troop withdrawal, thus embracing and pre-empting this month’s crucial Congressional hearings on his Iraq strategy.

His visit, with his commanders and senior Iraqi officials, had a clear political goal: to try to head off opponents’ pressure for a withdrawal by hailing what he called recent successes in Iraq and by contending that only making Iraq stable would allow American forces to pull back. […]

After talks with Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top American commander in Iraq, and Ryan C. Crocker, the ambassador to Iraq, Mr. Bush said that they “tell me that if the kind of success we are now seeing here continues it will be possible to maintain the same level of security with fewer American forces.”

How big a withdrawal is possible? Bush wouldn’t say. When might the withdrawal begin? Bush wouldn’t say. Exactly kind of conditions are needed to spur a withdrawal? Bush wouldn’t say. The president would only say that he’s now willing to “speculate on the hypothetical.”

Allow me to take a moment to translate Bush-speak into English: “There’s no reason to listen to Congress; I’ll get around to bringing some troops home one of these days, when I’m good and ready.”

Bush added, “[W]hen we begin to draw down troops from Iraq, it will be from a position of strength and success, not from a position of fear and failure.” If we send this one through the translator, too, we get, “We’re running out of troops, which will force me to end the surge in 2008 anyway. But, by laying the rhetorical groundwork now, when I’m forced to start withdrawing troops, I’ll say it’s a success story instead of conceding that I’ve pushed the Armed Forces to the breaking point.”

For that matter, Bush visited Anbar to emphasize a point that didn’t make a lot of sense.

“In Anbar you’re seeing firsthand the dramatic differences that can come when the Iraqis are more secure. In other words, you’re seeing success.

“You see Sunnis who once fought side by side with al Qaeda against coalition troops now fighting side by side with coalition troops against al Qaeda. Anbar is a huge province. It was once written off as lost. It is now one of the safest places in Iraq.”

Anbar may be a success, but not of the Bush strategy. As the AP explained, “In truth, the progress in Anbar was initiated by the Iraqis themselves, a point Gates himself made, saying the Sunni tribes decided to fight and retake control from al-Qaida many months before Bush decided to send an extra 4,000 Marines to Anbar as part of his troop buildup.”

Anthony H. Cordesman, a senior fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, added, “We are spinning events that don’t really reflect the reality on the ground.”

Bush? Falsely spinning events? Disconnected from reality? Never.

The president would only say that he’s now willing to “speculate on the hypothetical.”

Oo, what a concession. My nuance-loving, conceptual-oriented liberal mind is just totally won over. We get to have the president speculate on the hypothetical!

  • Obviously Bush is emboldening the terrorists (or that’s what he would accuse anyone with a (D) by their name of doing if they said the exact same thing.

    “Position of strength”? I wonder how they think they’re going to sell that load of crap. Bush shot our ground forces all to hell, and everyone knows it.

    Way to go, junior. Mission accomplished.

  • So, under Mr Bush, our civilian-led military will wait for the military leaders to say that the we can draw down troops, and only then if we’re winning.

    That’s leadership? That’s decidering?

    So, in other words, Mr Bush is threatening the troops, saying “you’ll stay in Iraq until you can show me that you’re winning.”

    Nice guy, that Mr Bush.

  • Bush is a liar, and we are seeing the fruits of his labor. Progress in Iraq is a lie. Gratuitously this president has spread misery among the Iraqi people with his invasion and occupation – also based on lies. Mr. Bush is reflecting the reality tied to a creed of lying. But we’ve grown over the past 6 years, and no longer wish to be lied to, let alone continue living the lie he has given us – that Iraq was a threat to world peace with its megatonnage of WMDs. -Kevo

  • And “speculate on the hypothetical”???

    This is the guy who told us Saddam Hussein was going to give nuclear weapons he couldn’t make to Osama binLaden, who was his ideological enemy.

    Yeah, wouldn’t want to speculate on the hypothetical.

  • The troops will begin coming home on January 21, 2009. Not a day sooner.

    This is not about freedom for Irag, war on terror, or any other BS reason. It is about Bush not admitting fault and his “legacy”. He will do anything and everything to drag this out until he is out of office.

    Then the idiots can blame president “I had the unfortunate delima of coming after Bush” for pulling out of Irag.

  • News of a troop draw down will come just in time to influence the 2008 election. Too early, and unforeseen events could overpower the effect of the news; too late and those America-hating, heathen Democrats might get another chance to destroy the country. So the timing has to be just right…

    In the meantime, Bush will say and do anything to keep troop levels up, reality be damned.

  • “I was unable to land at Baghdad International Airport due to the likelihood of my three hundred and twenty five million dollar jet being shot out of the sky by someone with a one hundred and fifty dollar RPG. This was more progress because that way General Petraeus didn’t have to deploy two divisions of troops to protect me on the ten mile drive from the airport to Baghdad.”

    “By sneaking into a remote airport in the middle of the desert I was able to demonstrate the progress that nearly four thousand American dead and a few hundred billion dollars have made.”

    “I am confident now that Congress will stay the course and provide another few hundred billion dollars. My generals assure me that our brave troops are looking forward to their fifth and sixth deployments and that our reservists are enthusiastic about having their active service extended. After all, once you’ve lost the house, your wife has applied for food stamps and your children have forgotten what you look like there’s nothing better than fighting for freedom in Iraq.”

  • Bush’s impaired memory could be due to alcohol, drugs or Lyme. It doesn’t matter…the fact that this man is “the decider” is decidedly scary.

    He should be impeached based upon not only his lies and circumvention of the law, but mental incompetence.

  • Bush’s entire strategy (scheme?), at this point, is to hang this albatross around the Democrats’ necks. And the Democrats are making it damn easy for him to do just that.

    You think the Shrub would be doing any of this stuff if Pelosi had the balls to conduct a long, drawn-out, probably unproductive string of IMPEACHMENT hearings? Well, the fact is she doesn’t, and the Democrats who cower with her deserve to lose what they appeared to win just over a year ago.

  • “But, by laying the rhetorical groundwork now, when I’m forced to start withdrawing troops, I’ll say it’s a success story instead of conceding that I’ve pushed the Armed Forces to the breaking point.”

    Exactly what I thought when I read the quote. Like Nixon declaring “victory” in Vietnam in 1973 and leaving.

    Remember, the only war Republicans ever unequivocally won was the Spanish-American War.

  • Milk it for all it’s worth. Get every last dime out of us and them you possibly can before the military breaks. Get those damned oil agreements signed. And just before the engine starts smoking, let off the gas, let it idle and bring it home.

    He is the most manipulative president in our history. People will look back on this era in complete shock that this man was not impeached and imprisoned. They will never understand why America allowed this man to govern.
    Like the “skinheads” who idolize Hitler, there will be this small faction of fear mongering zealots who will idolize Bush like the top dog “lifer” in a men’s prison calling him Jesus and Caesar instead of one of the most corrupt mass murderers of all time.

  • As Tom Cleaver (#13) noted, the only possible way for the Bushies, at least (or probably for any American politician) to actually deal with reality in Iraq is to “declare victory” and thus open the path to getting American troops out of visibility (if not, we suspect, out of the country entirely…too much oil, after all). This meme has been floating, sadly unused, for a while already — wasn’t there an Atlantic cover article a while ago? But if this is what it takes for the United States’ political class to grasp the nettle and pull out, then so be it. Twenty years from now we can listen to the Republic party’s new generation of operatives tell us about how Bush ‘won’ Iraq, just like Reagan ‘won’ the cold war (and thus, indirectly, won in Vietnam).

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