Tuesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* One key facet to the escalation policy that’s gone largely unmentioned: “Boosting U.S. troop levels in Iraq by 21,500 would create major logistical hurdles for the Army and Marine Corps, which are short thousands of vehicles, armor kits and other equipment needed to supply the extra forces, U.S. officials said.” As David Corn noted, “It seems that Bush will be sending GIs into war without sufficient levels of equipment. So who’s supporting the troops?”

* To update an item from yesterday, it turns out the Office of the Vice President hasn’t been entirely successful in keeping Cheney’s staff entirely secret. Justin Rood reported on the discovery of a 2004 White House phone directory, with the names of 81 Cheney staffers.

* Great line about Ari Fleischer, after having watched him get grilled under cross-examination in the Libby trial: “The longer you question Fleischer, the less knowledge you take away from the experience.”

* Remember this quote: “You know, I don’t agree with myself on everything” — Rudy Giuliani, campaigning in New Hampshire, Jan. 27, 2007. He was probably kidding, but I guarantee you’ll see that quote again during the campaign.

* Tom Schaller makes the case that the White House will soon feel compelled to throw Dick Cheney under the bus. I’d be very surprised if it happened, but Tom makes a good case.

* Another House Republican facing a federal investigation? Yep, this time it’s Rep. Gary Miller (R-Calif.), “making him the 20th member of the 109th Congress to fall under federal scrutiny.”

* Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) rejected the notion that Bush is “the decider” on matters of war. “I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider,” Specter said during a hearing on Congress’ war powers amid an increasingly harsh debate over Iraq war policy. “The decider is a shared and joint responsibility.” How long until he caves to pressure and changes his mind? Stay tuned. (thanks to Zeitgeist for the heads-up)

* The GOP filibuster has been broken and a vote on the minimum-wage increase in the Senate will move forward.

* The Iraq National Intelligence Estimate is allegedly coming “first thing next week.” I wonder if it’ll explain how and why the president crafted a new war policy without it.

* Admiral Bill Fallon, Bush’s nominee to head Central Command, seems to have no idea what CentCom does or what his responsibilities will be. Fallon, apparently aware of his ignorance, told senators, “As you know, I’ve got a full-time job in Pacific Command, and I’ve tried to stay away from the detail of Central Command until such time as I might be confirmed,” he said. “Then I intend to dive into it.” How reassuring.

* Balloon Juice’s Tim F. has a great post today about how “Iranian agents would have a hard time crafting a more favorable series of policies” for Iran than what the Bush administration has been up to in recent years.

* The new pastry chef for the White House literally wrote a book called, “Desserts for Dummies.” Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.

* And speaking of jokes, the president delivered a pretty funny speech at the Alfalfa Club on Saturday night. “As always, I’m delighted to be back at Alfalfa,” Bush said. “When I was here last year, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn and my vice president had shot someone — ah, those were the good old days…. What with the polls and everything, the Washington Post said the other day that I was, quote, ‘at the nadir of my presidency.’ The press always underestimates me. I can go lower.”

If none of these particular items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

I’d take Arlen a little more seriously if he didn’t bend over for these assholes as often as he does.

  • RE: Cheney

    He is not going anywhere unless it becomes a medical necessity. Any replacement named by Bush faces Congressional approval.

    RE: Specter

    He has a history of saying things that sound as if he has a backbone, but then within a week or two or we prove that is backbone is as sturdy as overcooked linguine.

    RE: Dessert Chef

    This might be the first time in the history of the Bush presidency that the White House hired a person qualified for the position they were hired for!

  • Again, someone remind me why when the President and his crew say really stupid stuff –no matter how crass, insensitive or irrelevant–it’s considered a joke. When a democrat says a real joke, its considered offensive, newsworthy, and objectionable. When will this “upside down” nightmare really end?

  • RE: Specter

    He has a history of saying things that sound as if he has a backbone, but then within a week or two or he proves his backbone is as sturdy as overcooked linguine.

    [Typos made the earlier post unintelligble. Sorry.]

  • “How long until [Arlen Specter] caves to pressure and changes his mind?”

    I give it till tomorrow. Tomorrow after lunch.

    “… would create major logistical hurdles….”

    Logistics? We don’t need no stinkin’ logistics!

    “Desserts for Dummies.”

    Now if they’d just write one called “Public Speaking for Dummies” and “Public Policy for Dummies” and “Public Finance for Dummies” and “How to Talk English (or Cowboy) for Dummies” and “Dignity for Dummies” and “Humility for Dummies” and “Honesty for Dummies” and “U.S. History for Dummies” and “U.S. Constitution for Dummies” and “Politeness for Dummies” and “Christian Theology for Dummies” and “My Pet Goat for Dummies” ….

  • “It seems that Bush will be sending GIs into war without sufficient levels of equipment. So who’s supporting the troops?”

    How about an immediate hearing in Congress, where every item in the DoD’s budget is scrutinized on it merits of providing support for the war the US is currently fighting? Each Department head and chief of staff will have to answer one simple question: “how does this program help us in Iraq and Afghanistan right now?”

    The Air Force would have to justify both the F-22 Rapter and the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter programs.

    The Navy would have to justify the DDG-1000, the Littoral Combat Ship, and the Virginia-class submarine programs.

    The Army would have to justify the Future Combat Systems program.

    Any program that doesn’t support the fighting in Iraq, Afghanistan, and the War on Terror right now gets axed, and the funds go to those programs that do.

    It’s not the Democratic Congress’ fault the Bush Administration can’t allocate funds properly, but they can try to be part of the solution.

  • Tom Schaller makes the case that the White House will soon feel compelled to throw Dick Cheney under the bus. I’d be very surprised if it happened, but Tom makes a good case.

    I must be missing something. I read the article and didn’t see a case laid out at all. I read lots of assertions and an observations regarding his performance on meet the press. He asserts at the end that Cheney will be “sacrificed” to pay for the complete collapse of the Republic Marjority. But why will Cheney be sacrificed? Why will anyone be sacrificed?

  • kamboka,

    When will this “upside down” nightmare really end?

    IMHO when the Dems start playing hardball with the media and treating them the same way the GOP does. No access unless you toe the line.

    And this is regrettable. Unless, of course, it resurrects the Fairness Doctrine. In which case its a small price to pay in the short term.

  • Let’s face it, Cheney isn’t running a VP staff, he’s got a whole Shadow Government operation going. No wonder George never gets a word in edgewise.

  • Ed Stephan,

    …“My Pet Goat for Dummies” ….

    Don’t forget “National Security for Dummies”, “Foreign Policy for Dummies” and “Islam for Dummies”, not to mention “Soft Power for Dummies” and “Diplomacy for Dummies”

  • The new pastry chef for the White House literally wrote a book called, “Desserts for Dummies.”

    The sad thing about this hire is that unlike every other Bush Appointee/crony this guy is ACTUALLY QUALIFIED for his job…..
    30 years as a pastry chef…..

    But I am sure he will be fired and replaced by a Mr Goodwrench anyday now….

  • The new pastry chef for the White House literally wrote a book called, “Desserts for Dummies.”

    Ha, before or after he was hired?

    And speaking of jokes, the president delivered a pretty funny speech at the Alfalfa Club on Saturday night. “As always, I’m delighted to be back at Alfalfa,” Bush said. “When I was here last year, my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn and my vice president had shot someone — ah, those were the good old days…. What with the polls and everything, the Washington Post said the other day that I was, quote, ‘at the nadir of my presidency.’ The press always underestimates me. I can go lower.”

    Oh my Lord.

  • “As you know, I’ve got a full-time job in Pacific Command, and I’ve tried to stay away from the detail of Central Command until such time as I might be confirmed,”

    Gee. I wish that worked for all job interviews. “Hey, I’ll figure it out once you hire me.”

    Regarding the soldiers going to war (again) with the army they have (again) rather than the army they want (again): More ill-equipped soldiers = more targets = more dead or seriously wounded soldiers. I’m starting to think the voices in Shrubya’s head told him that when enough gallons of blood soak into the ground in Iraq, democracy will spring up spontaneously and the Tigris will run with sweet crude oil.

  • Shruby and Cheney are one. Like cow poop and giardia. Mosquitoes and malaria. They’re a team, working for the detriment of mankind.

    Kind of hard to see ’em splitting up at this point. It’s been hardball. It’ll stay hardball. Right up to the end.

  • ” …The press always underestimates me. I can go lower.”

    This is the first statement I’ve heard W make in a long time that smells like the truth!

  • “It seems that Bush will be sending GIs into war without sufficient levels of equipment. So who’s supporting the troops?”

    It’s been a while since we have heard the Bush Administration say that the stakes in Iraq are greater than the stakes in WWII, but we know that many of them think that way. If the stakes in Iraq are indeed so important, why can’t the President seize a few automotive plants and use them to build armored Humvees 24/7 until the troops have what they need? Back in WWII many plants were converted to build war materials like bombers.

    It seems to me that the Iraq war is only the biggest crisis ever faced by the United States immediately before an election. Otherwise, it’s nothing to worry business or taxpayers about in any financial way (the grandchildren of taxpayers are another matter entirely, as they are getting stuck with the bill).

    And 2Manchu’s comment #6 is right on. Let’s put a freeze on the ultra-expensive military toys until the soldiers in the field have the equipment they need.

  • I was very amused to read in the Post about the lack of material for the troop surge. Seems like a familiar assertion 😉

  • > * The new pastry chef for the White House literally wrote a book called, “Desserts for Dummies.”

    Oh my God. Funniest thing I’ve seen in WEEKS!

  • i’m a little late for this, but here’s my fantasy for the week………bush throws cheney under the bus (buh bye!) and nominates lieberman for vp…….congress tell bush to go f**k himself and decides it’s then time to start impeachment proceedings……hey, a guy can dream can’t he?

  • Is it just me or does anyone else expect copious references to Iran in the upcoming and interestingly timed NIE?

  • Who is pulling the strings at Associated Press nowadays? In their article on the minimum wage bill the word “fillibuster” wasn’t used once. The operative phrase for breaking a Republican fillibuster is now “ending debate.”

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