Tuesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* AP: “President Bush will tell the nation this week he plans to reduce the American troop presence in Iraq by about 30,000 by next summer, but will condition those and further cuts on continued progress, The Associated Press has learned.” You mean, Bush and Petraeus have decided to stay the course? You don’t say.

* Sen. Joe Lieberman asked Petraeus if he and his colleagues could pass legislation allowing him to “pursue the Qods forces into Iranian territory.” Petraeus politely declined Lieberman’s invitation to start another war.

* On a related note, I endorse Josh Marshall’s take on the senator from Connecticut: “For all that’s happened, I still have a respect for Gen. Petraeus. Even though he’s made himself into a GOP operative in the domestic political fight over Iraq, I think I agree with Juan Cole that over in Iraq I believe he’s doing his best as a professional soldier to salvage something from a catastrophic mess. But here just before 4:00 PM I’m listening to Sen. Lieberman’s colloquy with the general. And I really don’t think I can think of anyone in this debate who is more treacly, sanctimonious and self-serving than Joe. He’s become that bad.”

* And one more on Lieberman: for all his talk about civility, moderation, and the all-important center, it’s odd that he’s deciding to party down on 9/11 with unhinged right-wing clowns like Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. So much for moderation.

* Sen. Larry Craig’s (R-Idaho) court hearing in Minneapolis is set for Sept. 26, just four days before he’s scheduled to give up his Senate seat.

* I know it’s stiff competition, but I firmly believe that Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) is the Senate’s biggest joke. Today, in describing conditions in Iraq, Inhofe said, “It’s a huge success story.” The man is just an embarrassment.

* MoveOn.org has come under fire this week, but it’s not sheepishly retreating: “MoveOn.org, the liberal group that enraged Republicans this week by alleging that Gen. David Petraeus was ‘cooking the books’ with regard to the situation in Iraq, is asking its members to engage in a grassroots effort to help bring U.S. troops home.”

* Hillary Clinton on the MoveOn controversy: “It is unfortunate that Republican presidential candidates are focused on generating a political sideshow instead of discussing the president’s failed war policy.” See? Wasn’t that easy?

* I know it’s just a conversation piece, but I actually like conversation pieces. USA Today is ranking the Top 25 Headlines That Shaped (Recent) History. Coming in at number one is the fall of Communism, followed by 9/11 and the current war in Iraq. So far, sounds right to me. Number four is Hurricane Katrina. Fair enough. Number five? The O.J. trial. Really? Higher than the 2000 election?

* George Will is making sense: “What ‘forced’ America to go to war in 2003 — the ‘gathering danger’ of weapons of mass destruction — was fictitious. That is one reason this war will not be fought, at least not by Americans, to the bitter end. The end of the war will, however, be bitter for Americans, partly because the president’s decision to visit Iraq without visiting its capital confirmed the flimsiness of the fallback rationale for the war — the creation of a unified, pluralist Iraq. After more than four years of war, two questions persist: Is there an Iraq? Are there Iraqis?”

* In the “money demo” (25-to-54-year-olds), Keith Olbermann beat Bill O’Reilly last Friday. I’m fairly certain that’s a first. Now imagine what Olbermann could do if he wasn’t sharing a prime-time line-up with Tucker Carlson and Joe Scarborough.

* Speaking of Olbermann, he reportedly told Playboy, “Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda — worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.” This probably isn’t going to go over well.

* Chris Matthews whined last night that only “the anti-war movement” refers to Iraq as a “civil war.” Um, Chris? The policy of your own network is to call Iraq a civil war. I know that, and I don’t even watch your network.

* The fourth Indy movie is going to be called, “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.” Now we know.

* Let’s see, Code Pink disrupts congressional hearings. The Westboro Baptist Church disrupts funerals of fallen U.S. soldiers. Who on earth would consider this a fair comparison?

* David Vitter’s nightmare, Part II: “A former New Orleans prostitute who says she had an affair with Sen. David Vitter has passed a lie-detector test and will provide details of the four-month relationship at a press conference Tuesday, according to Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt.”

* House leaders plan to take a closer look at former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman’s criminal charges, and whether Karl Rove may have interfered with the process.

* When Scott McClellan resigned as Bush’s press secretary, COS Josh Bolten approached Torie Clarke, Donald Rumsfeld’s former press secretary, about the gig. She reportedly said she would “rather commit suicide.” Wow.

* And finally, Jay Leno: “President Bush called the APEC conference the OPEC conference. He called the Australian troops Austrian troops. And he left the stage the wrong way. He was given the wrong information when he got there, he stumbled when he was there, and couldn’t figure out how to leave. It’s like Iraq all over again.”

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Lieberman is unbearable. Those plummy, saliva-coated statements. But at least he was once a good senator. Is there anything — anything at all — that one could say about Imhofe that would be less than completely negative? Was he ever less appalling? Was he just born that way?

  • CB,

    Actually Keith Olbermann’s lead-in is Chris “Tweety” Matthews and he is follwed by Dan Abrams. Scarborough replaced Don Imus in the mornings on MSNBC.

  • “Sen. Joe Lieberman asked Petraeus if he and his colleagues could pass legislation allowing him to ‘pursue the Qods forces into Iranian territory.'”

    Well, at least Lieberman’s a consistent little neocon unitary-executive fanboy asskisser; he asked The Great General Petraeus for *PERMISSION* to pass legislation permitting him to chase alleged Iranian agents back into Iran. Jesus fucking Christ, Joe, you want to introduce legislation authorizing war with Iran because they’ve said mean things about Israel, just fucking introduce it your damn self, you preening passive-aggressive pussy; don’t go running for permission to your new daddy to prevent any of the other kids from saying anything bad about it, or you.

    Does the Senator need help wiping his ass with that big ole Constitution again before he puts on his big-boy pants again?

  • “Speaking of Olbermann… This probably isn’t going to go over well.”

    (shrug) That’s their problem. It goes over *quite* well with me. Fox News doesn’t do journalism, they manufacture and spread shamelessly partisan propaganda and lies, to obvious public detriments, and it’s well past the time when reasonable people should be busting them for it (which, of course, Glenn Greenwald was already saying, but props to all concerned for calling out people who deserve it).

  • As long as his ratings soar, MSNBC will be happy about anything Olbermann says.

    You know, if you boycott all thing Murdoch – all three tv channels and all his papers – life seems a bit better. I recommend it.

  • I’ll give Darth Lieberman a week, before he’s at it again, trying to coerce a war with Iran. He’ll be getting desperate, what with MoveOn bringing in the grassroots artillery to shut the war down.

    And where in the infernal regions does a United states Senator come up with the idea of unilaterally offering to declare war on a sovereign nation? I seem to recall some things that kinda/sorta make that illegal—like several federal statutes—maybe international law, perhaps? Maybe someone needs to write “Headbanger Joe” a new theme song. It’ll need a catchy title, though. How about, “I WANNA BE A WAR CRIMINAL!!!”

  • “I firmly believe that Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) is the Senate biggest joke.”

    i don’t know. coburn gives him pretty stiff competition. must be something in the water in OK.

    “Speaking of Olbermann, he reportedly told Playboy,”

    no, he didn’t reportedly tell playboy. those are the very words they printed in the interview – but i just subscribe for the articles 😉

  • Speaking of Olbermann, he reportedly told Playboy, “Al Qaeda really hurt us, but not as much as Rupert Murdoch has hurt us, particularly in the case of Fox News. Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda — worse for our society. It’s as dangerous as the Ku Klux Klan ever was.” This probably isn’t going to go over well.

    Wow, thank God for Olbermann. A lot of good news today, too.

    But too bad about the new Indy movie- it sounds like it might be corny. Hopefully whoever wrote Raiders or Temple of Doom is writing it, not some questionable newbie hacks.

  • Steve, I like it 😀

    How about:

    1) “I WANNA GIVE ROTTEN ADVICE”

    2) “I WANNA LET THE COUNTRY BE DRIVEN OFF A CLIFF BY CRAZY PEOPLE”

    3) “I WANNA REACT OUT OF GUT FEAR AND IGNORANCE RATHER THAN KNOW-HOW AND KNOWLEDGE”

    4) “I WANNA KEEP RUNNING MY MOUTH FOR NO FUCKING REASON”

    Ha ha ha!

    Great!

  • Perhaps if Olbermann had better ratings and was fighting for relevance in this world, he wouldn’t be so concerned with Rupert’s doings.

  • I wish that MoveOn ad had stopped at “alleging that Gen. David Petraeus was ‘cooking the books’ with regard to the situation in Iraq.” It would have been a great ad if it had. But no, not MoveOn. They just had to take it one step farther and all but accuse the general of betraying us (i.e., his country). In case anyone missed that, it was the headline of the ad.

    We scream bloody murder and rightly so when right-wing crazies go around accusing anyone who disagrees with them of treason and worse. We should try to hold ourselves to the same high standards we demand of the right wing. And bestowing gifts upon the right wing in the form of ready-made distractions from the facts of the case against them is one form of philanthropy we could do with a little less of, I think.

  • Well of course the OJ trial deserved to be #5. It just so happens that at the time, I was part of a growing movement of people who were going to become rich black ex-athletes turned movie stars who were going to murder our white ex-wives in fits of jealous rage. But then OJ did it, got caught, and would have gotten away with it, had it not been for those meddling Goldbergs.

    After that, the whole movement lost steam and eventually was forgotten about. But that trial was really a pivotal time for us and Simpson was considered our Martin Luther King. Had OJ won the civil suit, there’d be a whole lot fewer white women out there, let me tell you. The course of history was altered forever!

  • We scream bloody murder and rightly so when right-wing crazies go around accusing anyone who disagrees with them of treason and worse.

    Point of order: The fRighties making those comments are running the country and have spent the past six years chewing holes in the Constitution.

    Since this is an open thread:

    West Virginia, pretty country ugly people.

  • Lieberman needs to commit and just make aliyah, instead of staying in the US and making idiotic policy recommendations to prove his Jewishness. Maybe if he was a little closer to the front lines in the Middle East he might learn to be a bit more judicious in his policy proposals. Ask some Israelis outside of the Likud party if they really think war with Iran is such a great idea. Saddam thought it was a slam dunk in the early eighties, and eight years later they were still fighting.

  • Is there anyone more odious than Joe Lieberman? I have the same visceral reaction to seeing or hearing him as I do with Bush – just total disgust. Like fingernails-on-a-chalkboard.

    I just hope and pray that the 2008 elections see us gaining enough seats to finally kick Lieberman to the curb – or the other side of the aisle – strip him of his committee assignments and enjoy the spectacle of him being shunned by Republicans once he is of no more use to them.

    And to think that man could have been our VP, and could have been positioned to run for president after a two-term Gore administration (assuming Gore didn’t dump him after the first term) – oog – makes me queasy.

    So, now what? Are we resigning ourselves to Bush getting what he wants, pushing this thing another 6 months down the road to April, and then another 6 months to September, 2008?

  • […] I firmly believe that Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) is the Senate’s biggest joke. Today, in describing conditions in Iraq, Inhofe said, “It’s a huge success story.” — CB

    It’s a bloody malicious slander. The semi-literate secretary who’d comitted the typo in the transcript has already been fired. But just to set the record straight with all you smirky liberals, what I *really said* was:

    “It’s a huge suck cess story”

    Got that??? It’s “suck” as in “suckling pig” and “cess” as in “cesspool”. Which describes the situation in I-wreck *perfectly*.

    And bad cess to you, for twisting my words and maligning my intellect.

  • Inhofe: proof that the slur “d**bf*****gO**e” has a basis in fact. With apologies to those intelligent folks from that state who I know, and all those I don’t know. But how do you people keep electing him if a significant part of the electorate cannot be so described????

  • In the end Betrayus is just another General who believes in military solutions.

    Ambitious?
    Yes.
    Novel?
    No.

    Vietnam was a mine field of pricks just like Betrayus.
    Lots of people died because of their arguments and exhortations.
    Just like now.

    I say:

    Pull the funds on Betrayus.
    Now. Today. This very tick-tock.
    Iraq isn’t his country to play God in.
    He hasn’t a snowflake’s chance in Baghdad of making it better.

    Worse: Betrayus is lying about Iraq…
    Just like Bush and Cheney lied.
    It is no different.
    Lies to get us there.
    Lies to keep us there.
    If that’s not betrayal… NOTHING IS.

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