Tuesday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The photo-op is off to a good start: “Israeli and Palestinian leaders agreed Tuesday to immediately resume long-stalled talks toward a deal by the end of next year that would create an independent Palestinian state, using a U.S.-hosted Mideast peace conference to launch their first negotiations in seven years… ‘We agree to immediately launch good-faith bilateral negotiations in order to conclude a peace treaty resolving all outstanding issues, including all core issues without exception, as specified in previous agreements,’ [a joint statement read by President Bush, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas] said.”

* We’re running out of time: “Unless the international community agrees to cut carbon emissions by half over the next generation, climate change is likely to cause large-scale human and economic setbacks and irreversible ecological catastrophes, a U.N. report said on Tuesday. The U.N. Human Development Report issued one of the strongest warnings yet of the lasting impact of climate change on living standards and a strong call for urgent collective action. ‘We could be on the verge of seeing human development reverse for the first time in 30 years,’ Kevin Watkins, lead author of the report, told Reuters.”

* The hits just keep on coming: “U.S. home prices fell 4.5 percent in the third quarter from a year earlier, the sharpest drop since Standard & Poor’s began its nationwide housing index in 1987 and another sign that the housing slump is far from over, the research group said Tuesday. The index also showed that prices fell 1.7 percent from the previous three-month period, the largest quarter-to-quarter decline in the index’s history.”

* Two steps forward, one step back: “President Gen. Pervez Musharraf bade farewell to the military Tuesday, a day before he steps down as army chief and restores Pakistan to civilian rule in an effort to ease the country’s political crisis. Former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, whom Musharraf ousted in a 1999 coup, said the president’s departure from the army would make ‘a lot of difference,’ but insisted he needed to do much more to defuse tensions. Relinquishing the post of army chief has been a key demand of an increasingly adamant opposition to Musharraf both at home and abroad.”

* Clearing the way for permanent bases: “Yesterday, General Douglas Lute, a top Iraq adviser to President Bush, said that the administration didn’t require Senate ratification for its forthcoming long-term security guarantee to the Iraqis. [Whether that’s true or not], the Iraqi constitution stipulates that Iraq’s parliament has to ratify any such agreement. And the Iraqi parliament is a lot more hostile to the idea of hosting U.S. troops indefinitely than the U.S. Senate is.”

* Could the Veco Oil scandal have contributed to Trent Lott’s abrupt resignation? Maybe.

* And MSNBC wonders why no one’s watching the show: “On the November 26 edition of MSNBC’s Tucker, after stating that he ‘will bet [his] car’ that President Bush, ‘when he leaves office will come out in the next decade or so as a strong advocate on behalf of ending global warming,’ host Tucker Carlson asserted that former Vice President Al Gore ‘would have been a disaster as president.’ Carlson continued: ‘We’d have been living in the Dark Ages. I think he’s fundamentally hostile to human civilization. And a phony.’ After Politico senior political columnist Roger Simon asked Carlson, ‘Would we be fighting a war in Iraq?’ Carlson responded, ‘We would likely be not, not be fighting a war in Iraq. We’d also be living in yurts in the dark, and that would be maybe almost as bad.'”

* Want to see an incredibly progressive party platform on immigration? Read the Republican Party’s platform — from 1972.

* Sweetheart deal for a certain former Attorney General (thanks to Homer for the tip): “The law firm of former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is set to collect more than $52 million to help the U.S. Attorney’s Office in New Jersey monitor leading manufacturers of knee and hip replacements, The Star-Ledger of Newark reported Tuesday. Ashcroft is among five private attorneys whom U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie hand-picked to monitor the implant makers, the newspaper reported.”

* I’m a little behind on the latest Joe Klein flap, but apparently he really stepped in it with a recent column criticizing Dems on FISA. Rep. Rush Holt (D-N.J.) does his best to set the legislative record straight, while Glenn and FDL highlight Klein’s errors of fact and judgment.

* Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) officially resigned last night, one minute before midnight. No one seems to care. For the longest-serving Republican Speaker in American history, Hastert didn’t exactly leave his mark on the institution.

* Note to congressional candidates everywhere: do not try to fake your own disappearance in order to get publicity. It’s better to just lose.

* A couple of months ago, we learned that Bush had so much trouble with the names of foreign heads of state and countries, his speechwriters had to give him “phonetic spellings.” At the time, Dana Perino said she found questions about this “offensive.” Today, the matter came roaring back: “While reading a joint agreement on principles established between the Israelis and Palestinians at today’s Annapolis conference, President Bush stumbled in pronouncing the names of the two leaders standing right next to him — Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.” Ouch.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

‘We could be on the verge of seeing human development reverse for the first time in 30 years,’ Kevin Watkins, lead author of the report, told Reuters.”

Actually, human development has been in reverse since the day when Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson cut their first contract with Satan. Let’s hope our grandchildren get something better.

  • Tucker Carlson asserted that former Vice President Al Gore ‘would have been a disaster as president.’ Carlson continued: ‘We’d have been living in the Dark Ages. I think he’s fundamentally hostile to human civilization. And a phony.’

    Wow, that’s really hyperbolic. I wonder what he means by any of that, and what he thinks supports his claims? It would be nice of him tomake the case.

    Also: I can’t believe he admits he believes that living in ‘yurts’ in the dark would be ‘maybe, almost’ as bad as being in the Iraq war. Sounds like on the Iraq war, Tucker’s all of a sudden a lot more liberal than me, and a lot more liberal than CB, and a lot more liberal than a lot of Carpetbagger Report readers out there, eh? Seriously, how can anyone ascribe any credibility to a guy who is obviously so unsure of his beliefs or of how to express them?

  • I hate civilization. Bring on the yurts!

    For the record, I have no clue what a yurt is. But living in one would surely be better than watching Carlson’s show. And doesn’t he know that Gore is a hypocrite, not a zealot? You know, because Gore lives in a nice house and whatnot, and we all know that Global Warming freaks must live in yurts. No wonder Fox News doesn’t want him. If liberals know your talking points better than you, then you’re not even a useful idiot.

  • We’d also be living in yurts in the dark…

    For the record, I grew up in yurts without electricity. Seriously. Admittedly, they were redwood yurts and we did have kerosene lamps for light and wood stoves for heat. Yet, I managed to go to graduate school and obtain gainful employment and am otherwise a contributing member of society.

    Turker Carlson doesn’t know yak.

  • Tucker Carlson: I watched that preening little ponce exactly one time. He was wearing a bow tie, had his hair boyishly tousled and his voice hit a register only dogs could hear each time that he feigned outrage. To say that he was full of shit is to demean shit, which can serve a useful purpose as fertilizer. I couldn’t see any useful purpose for Carlson.

  • I think the phonetic spellings next to foreign names are a good idea. I’d do that for myself, if ever I need to not trip up in front of someone! I don’t even see why this is supposedly insulting to the president…

    A yurt is a hide covered dome-style tent used by the nomadic peoples of middle Asia.

    Also, there’s a broken link in the MSNBC/Tucker comment. Did he really say that the President would come out and campaign against global warming at the same time as saying Gore was hostile to human civilization?

  • Main Entry: yurt
    : a circular domed tent of skins or felt stretched over a collapsible lattice framework and used by pastoral peoples of inner Asia; also : a structure that resembles a yurt usually in size and design

    With the way the Bush economy is looking we might see a comeback of Hoovervilles and people living in cardboard shanties. Those yurts might start looking pretty good.

  • ‘We would likely be not, not be fighting a war in Iraq. We’d also be living in yurts in the dark, and that would be maybe almost as bad.’

    I’d like to see him say that to a vet. Or even better, fly him out to Iraq to repeat his bon mot to the troops. I’d pay for his damn ticket.

    And Edo – I think Mr. Clucker would respond that you turned out a librul, which is proof yurts are e-vile.

    Yesterday, General Douglas Lute, a top Iraq adviser to President Bush, said that the administration didn’t require Senate ratification for its forthcoming long-term security guarantee to the Iraqis

    Fine, bye-bye. You might first want to make sure the check from the Iraqis clears before you flounce off in a huff. I’m not sure what military regs say about foreign nations paying US soldiers, but don’t worry. You don’t need the Senate for funds.

    Hastert didn’t exactly leave his mark on the institution.

    Just a lot of chairs with busted springs.

    Sorry. That was unnecessary. Has there been any reason given for his departure?

  • The only thing “bilateral” about the photo-op is the two faces of Bu$h.

    I suppose that the latest climate change report ruins any chances for that “30-years-of-Iraqi-oil” deal in Bu$hland.

    I’s sure hate to be trying to sell a house right now.

    When did Bu$h ever gives a rat’s patootie about the Iraqi Parliament?

    I do wish that someone would commit a collection of really grotesque war crimes against the scurvy carcass known as Tucker Carlson. Really, I do.

    It was supposed to be a mixture of rain and snow in Northeast Ohio today; I woke up before sunrise to a clear sky, and the sunrise was just fabulous. I credit this to the fact that a certain Illinois dirigible—the Hastertburg—was retired from service late yesterday evening.

    And a final addition: Santa Claus has officially declared that he will not support Ron Paul. The robust symbol of the Yuletide season noted that “I support the mythos of the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin, and the Tooth Fairy out of respect for what they’ve done over the years for America’s children.” Until Mr. Paul does something about that wildly-insane support base for his campaign, I’ll be putting him on the “enhanced” Naughty List—qualifying him for a hermetically-sealed contained of methane gas from a mainland Chinese coalfield….”

  • And Edo – I think Mr. Clucker would respond that you turned out a librul, which is proof yurts are e-vile.

    Fair ’nuff. However, I’m not quite as liberal as my parents (I actually have electricity) so directionally speaking it would appear that “living in yurts in the dark” actually makes one less liberal.

    Tucker can put that yak dung in his pipe and smoke it!

  • After the GOP Officially Gave Itself Over to Evil, they nominated Joe Klein to be their poet laureate.

    Seriously, how come there are hundreds, if not thousands of competent but ignored bloggers out there (and I count myself among them) who generally get their facts straight, write competently well if not brilliantly and have a passion for the truth while clowns like Joe Klein have these sweet gigs writing for places like Time?

    For every Markos Moulitsas and Ana Marie Cox who get hired by the MSM, there literally tens of thousands of us who go unheard, even though we speak the truth, get the facts straight and write tolerably well.

    When I see Klein featured on Time day after day, a few more irreplaceable brain cells and bits of my heart turn necrotic and die.

  • Well, no matter what a yurt is, I’d bet a lot of Tucker’s audience take him seriously when he says things like what he said about Gore, so he should be a lot more clear and draw his argument in more detail before making a claim that someone like Al Gore would have tried to get us to all trade our houses in, or would have ruined the economy, or whatever it is Tucker thinks he was trying to say (if he was really trying to say anything beyond making a contentless provocation towards hysteria). Last I checked, Al Gore doesn’t live in a yurt, and isn’t advocating that anyone live in a yurt, and Bush has been wrecking the economy just fine without any input from the former vice-president on how to run things.

    I think though these remarks point a finger towards where the Republicans might be going with their global warming stance. I’ve felt for a while now that influential Republicans may be (mostly privately) coming around on global warming recently. Always trying to preserve a little partisan leverage against us liberals, the Republicans’ next step may be to invent a Republican environmentalism, but which paints itself as the only viable alternative to liberals environmentalism, because (according to the Republicans) we liberals wanted to solve environmental problems by literally compelling people to do without many of the basic material amenities of a modern society. It’ll be a total lie, but if the Republicans, while trying to push every liberal in the country into a powerless corner, find that they’ve left us unable to provoke the country on our own into environmental responsibility- as sort of a prudish, marmish counterpart, minding the men-folk to get to church on the weekends, to a rough-riding conservative America that can’t be bothered to be thinking about things like preserving the environment, when it’s got the work of fighting foreign armies to think about- then they’ll most likely do something like that, as represented by Tucker’s comments, instead of honorably coming out into the open in bilateral partnership on an issue that, perhaps more than any, really deserves it.

  • I have no clue what a yurt is. But living in one would surely be better than watching Carlson’s show. — Dr Biobrain, @3

    Not an either/or situation; Tucker is at least 20yrs behind the times in his ideas about yurt living. These days, every respectable yurt has its own wind-powered generator, which provides enough electricity to run a light and a TV set, sometimes even some other appliances. It’s not a perfectly reliable solution, but there’s a lot of wind out there in the steppes, so it serves. Modern yurt-dwellers might even be getting more electricity than Baghdad’s Iraqi. And they don’t risk getting blown up into smithereens every time they step out to kill a chicken or a sheep for dinner.

  • …Hastert didn’t exactly leave his mark on the institution.

    Yeah, I’ll bet it smells better down there already.

  • Oh, fer cryin’ out loud, people: try yurt.com if you want to see what a yurt is. They’re really quite nice; pop an Amish-style woodburning stove with a hot-water reservoir in, add a few old-timey lamps (kerosene is nice, but the newer liquid parrafin jobs are safer), and you’ve pretty much got yourself a three-season home. Changeout to an insulated skin, and it’s a year-round structure.

  • Apparently those hands in the statue at ORU aren’t praying. They are reaching into someones pockets.

    An Oklahoma City businessman said Tuesday he planned to donate $70 million to debt-ridden Oral Roberts University, days after the school’s president stepped down amid accusations that he misspent funds to support a lavish lifestyle.

  • Steve –

    Thanks for the link to “yurts.com” – that is awesome. The inside of some of those yurts look nicer than the interior of my house.

    I’d definitely trade the Iraq war for nice wood cabinets, hardwood floors and lots of natural lighting. If that would have been the worst outcome of a Gore presidency, we definitely got the short end from the SCOTUS. We should all send Tucker a link to the site and ask him what’s so horrible about living in a yurt…

  • ‘Would we be fighting a war in Iraq?’ Carlson responded, ‘We would likely be not, not be fighting a war in Iraq. We’d also be living in yurts in the dark, and that would be maybe almost as bad.’”

    He’d rather be in a dark yurt? It would be almost as bad, but not as bad as Iraq?

    You know, I had no idea the Tuckster would make a sacrifice of that magnitude for our soldiers like that.
    Whattaguy.
    I wonder if he’d support a tax to PAY for the war. Maybe get sufficient body armor? Would he go THAT far?

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